And Finally...Anne Hathaway
I promise that this will be my last 2013 Golden Globes post of the year (no, it won't be) and after this we shall never speak of the 2013 Golden Globes again (yes, we will), but how can I not post about the only reason why the 2013 Golden Globes happened in the first place? The 2013 Golden Globes only existed to pay tribute to the greatest singing and acting talent of this and every other generation!
Of course, Anne Hathaway won Best Supporting Actress for Les Miserables and after she burped out a "blergh," she said, "Oh my gosh, this is happening." Bitch, stop. Don't act like you didn't build a replica of the Golden Globes stage in your spare room just so you could practice your acceptance speech for weeks beforehand. Anne totally screened her speech for test audiences and asked them if she should keep in the line, "Thank you for this lovely blunt object that I will forevermore use as a weapon against self doubt." They voted to keep that line in, obviously. Anne continued to blabber on and she went overtime, but she wasn't done yet.
In the clip above, Les Miserables is named the Best Comedy Or Musical (Note: Les Miserables qualified as a comedy and a musical thanks to Russell Crowe's singing) of the year and before the movie's producer can even start his speech, Anne hijacks the mic and mouth farts out all the names of hos she forgot to thank. Anne looked so nervous, crazed and anxious when she hopped on the mic that I thought she was going to scream, "He's wearing a bomb! Everybody run!" But it was a different kind of emergency. Anne just needed to thank more people. That's all.
After the show ended, Anne jumped back on the mic and continued to thank people while the crew struck the set and moved all the chairs out of the ballroom. The crew then picked up the part of the stage that Anne was on and moved it to the back of a truck as she kept thanking people. That truck is now somewhere between Los Angeles and Barstow, and Anne is still on it, thanking people.
Here's Anne, wearing a lovely dildo cozy, while posing with some of her Les Miserables castmates last night.
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Anne Hathaway is so beautiful.The only drawback is her very pale skin more like pigeon poop.If she has olive skin like those mid eastern people,she would have been a screen goddess and feted by artistes all around the world.By the way did she remember to wear panties when attending the Golden Globe Awards?I bet she is hell bent on strutting her pussy plus pubic hair in her future projects.gbnd
I didn't think I could loathe AnnE any more than I did, and yet she constantly comes up with more reasons to hate her ass. Really, she's now eclipsed the GOOPster in ego, pretension, false modesty and general insufferability.
And if one more under-25-year-old ninny who has only seen a POSTER of Audrey Hepburn compares the hideous AnnE to her, calling her "the New Audrey Hepburn!," I WILL CUT A BITCH. WATCH A GODDAMN HEPBURN FILM BITCHES. Hepburn had 500% more taste, class, grace and talent in her little toe than AnnE has in her entire emaciated body.
Now, if we're talking Liza Minnelli - yeah, AnnE is exactly like her: overrated, marginally talented, endlessly self-conscious, and totally overblown both in looks and stature. Bleh.
I think actors/entertainers conflate competition with hard work. Just because it's really tough to get a role doesn't mean you're working your balls off as an actor. Try med school - hard to get into, tough when you're there, then residency, then a legitimately difficult profession (oh, and you can lose your license or get sued if you screw it up). I won't even get into the shitshow of the working poor.
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I like how Amanda Seyfried looks annoyed with Anne clinging to her like they're BFF's. How annoying for her to step up and continue thanking people. 20 minutes in a movie does not make you the star you twit.
Oh do please fuck off, My Little Phony . You, your massive ego & giant teef have delighted us long enough.
I finally watched the video of her acceptance speech and holy hell, it was bad. And here I thought Natalie Portman was the most obnoxious starlet ever.
I really wouldn't be surprised if those voting for the Oscars saw that and decided this bitch needs a fucking reality check and gives it to Sally Field.
Think about doctors or people who head up major charities. When they get awards or massive donations, 9 times out of 10, even they won't jump up and down like a total fucking lunatic/child.
This is how you can tell these people see what they do as WAYYYYYY too important and that they are major attention seeking losers. All they do is act. Big fucking deal.
Submitted by Paige123 on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:29am.
AnnE,the Kardashians,Gweneth Platrow, Angelina Jolie can all go on a plane to nowhere and NEVER come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Add Demi Moore & Lindsay Lohan to the list
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good grief! i hadn't seen this clip. ann hathway is beyond fucking annoying. why the hell was she clutching on to amanda seifried like that. amanda face is WTF get offa me bitch.
damn it i hope les MiserableANNE loses @ oscar nite.
shes like reboot of julia roberts....ooooh look @ me cause imma so fucking important.
stfu vulcan looking bitch.
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Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:15am.
Jesus christ she's annoying. It's just a film for god sake. Yes a lot of hard work etc would have gone into making it, but they didn't save a life or discover a cure for some disease.
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No shit. I'm sure it's hard work but not hard enough to warrant their paychecks or these RIDICULOUS award shows. Don't they all feel like a bunch of snide, pompous assholes sitting in some room giving awards to each other? For what? For acting? I know it's the norm now and it's just accepted but the entire industry is just so fucking ludicrous.
I have to say, I can see this stunt on an SNL sketch. Having Anne steal everyone's moment to thank her gynecologist, the garbage pick up guy and her own pubic hair trimmer among those who she needs to thank on stage.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:20pm.
The way Anne grabbed onto Amanda and held on was very passive-aggressive domination.
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Yup. In the animal world, a female will mount others to show dominance.
That's what's happening here, methinks.
Was it me or the set background looked really old in the background at the awards.
AnnE,the Kardashians,Gweneth Platrow, Angelina Jolie can all go on a plane to nowhere and NEVER come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Add Demi Moore & Lindsay Lohan to the list
Jesus christ she's annoying. It's just a film for god sake. Yes a lot of hard work etc would have gone into making it, but they didn't save a life or discover a cure for some disease. I'm so glad I don't watch these bullshit 'awards' shows. A bunch of pretentious, egotistical millionaires patting each other on the back...no thanks!
There's a cloud of SMUG lingering over LA so thick, it will take a shit storm of epic proportions to blow it out of there before the end of Feburary.
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I think I'd bone goop, marry slutty, and kill myself.
Her dress looked and moved like a full body cast. Epic fashion fail.
An I the only one who thinks Hugh's wife is pretty?
Even if he is gay they seem to genuinely love each other.
She drives me nuts. I loved the producer's shade to her for hijacking the mic during everyone else's moment. No offense, but the music of Les Mis is so over the top emotional that I literally cannot imagine any employable actress in Hollywood messing it up. And I eyerolled hardcore when she talked shit on "The Princess Diaries" for giving her her start.
AND never forget! Susan Boyle did it better.
P.S. And on an unrelated note, John Hawkes was never going to win best actor, but his performance was criminally underrated. "The Sessions" is a really lovely movie.
Yes, Hugh is a hottie. No question. And I like that his wife looks like a normal person--attractive but normal.
Wow, just watched the Amanda S interview with Ryan Seacrest where she made some odd, unfunny jokes to HJ and his wife--holy shit, that was awkward and RS couldn't get rid of her fast enough. WTF was she on? Seemed more druggy than tipsy.
So sick of Hathaway...Let's move on, shall we?
Hugh Jack-off will always be in my wet dreams.
Even if the rumours are true and he prefers men - I'd have no trouble putting on a strap-on.
Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:04pm.
The "E" in "AnnE" must stand for "effort", because she has officially claimed Gaga's "trying too hard" crown. I can't wait to see who the "Phoebe" is to her "Eve Harrington".
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LOL Who Datt! Because you just know there's a Phoebe behind every door, admiring herself in Anne's dress!
"I CALL myself Phoebe."
That shtick AH said about using the thing to knock out her self-doubts was SO fucking rehearsed and her trying to be DDL--but DDL is incredibly talented, humble, eloquent, and sincere. Those would be the only differences between the two. She's a phony's fucking phony.
I haven't seen Le Jiz nor will I ever. It sounds boring as fuck. What was as bad if not worse was seeing the Red Carpet interviews I saw of AnnE. She was so fucking fake and pretentious is was laughable. There wasn't an ounce of sincerety in a single word she said. And it was just flat out embarassing when she went around hugging the cast when they were onstage for the best musical award. She was acting as if it was some indie that had a minute chance of winning rather than some big budget that everyone had predicted would win that award.
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Thanks Stan! I didn't know that about industry rules changing. Interesting.
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Submitted by fookyoo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:53pm.
Agree that Hathaway is a major cunt but what the fuck was running through Seyfield's veins? Damn that girl was on some bad shit both on the carpet and in the auditorium.
Checkout her chat with Seacreast and watch the crazeee seep out when Huge Jackoff and his lesbot wife join Amanda on teh E! podium.
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I agree that Amanda Seyfreid looks off - dazed, confused and unhappy. This was also the case at the Critics Choice Awards (?).
http://media.smh.com.au/national/selections/seyfrieds-strange-exchange-w...
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Thanks Kikchanel for hitting the nail in the head.
The overreaching should be directed at her peers, unfortunately it hits the public through the constant noise from constant overexposure.
They changed rules for industry ads and inner campaigning with promo gifts to even the playing field so we have to bear with the over pleading via the mainstream press.
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The "E" in "AnnE" must stand for "effort", because she has officially claimed Gaga's "trying too hard" crown. I can't wait to see who the "Phoebe" is to her "Eve Harrington".
"I don't know why everyone is hating on her for (supposedly) wanting an Oscar. Even if that's the case, so what?"
Coochie - I see this way. I'm only speaking for myself. There's nothing wrong with working hard, striving to be the best, getting promoted, etc. I don't think any rational person would begrudge an actor for aggressively pursuing a challenging role or taking a role outside of their comfort zone. That's what actors should do and be acknowledged for it because I think any actor/actress who is equally convincing in an action movie as they are in a low-budget, quiet indie is pretty impressive. I know there are some who would say AH meets this criteria, but I don't happen to feel the same way.
I don't begrudge AH for wanting the Oscar. I would go so far as to say that any actor who says they don't care if they don't win any awards is probably just pay lip service to save face and that's OK too.
My problem with AH is how aggressively entitled she is coming across in her pursuit. Perhaps the problem lies in my perception - that is certainly a possibility. But for me, any person, no matter what their profession, who behaves as if they would step on anyone or anything that gets in their way is not my kind of person. I felt Kate Winslet did the same thing a few years back for her win for a truly astonishingly bad film in which she turned in a passable performance. Her 'It's My Time (at the relatively young age of 34), Damnit!' campaign was just so unsavory that my opinion of her never recovered.
On a more microcosmic level, it's like this: In the agency I work for, they give out agency head awards to a person from each of the bureaus within the agency. The winner's are typically nominated by other people. One year a guy who is very unpopular within my agency nominated HIMSELF (nobody had done it before or since). He got it. And 8 years later, that guy may have his award, but he will never have the respect of his colleagues. Ever.
Anyway, that's just my opinion.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Agree that Hathaway is a major cunt but what the fuck was running through Seyfield's veins? Damn that girl was on some bad shit both on the carpet and in the auditorium.
Checkout her chat with Seacreast and watch the crazeee seep out when Huge Jackoff and his lesbot wife join Amanda on teh E! podium.
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Ahahaha, I finally clicked on it (don't want to see her win anything) and she looks like a creepy mom hugging some else's teen daughter. Gross, reminds me of Falcor's performance on Xfactor when she drunkenly cost that kid the win. Sad to see someone's ego highjack another person's moment to shine.
she looks insufferable.
Bahahahaha!
So fucking tacky to hijack a podium to thank a manager who gets paid shitloads of money.
I wish this stunt would cost her Oscar votes but no.. All dickwads in Hollywood love their agents more than life itself!
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Totally agreed. Inspector Javert was a major role - very pivotal. I remember the actor that had the role when I saw the play. I was completely floored by his presence and his singing.
BY THE WAY: Did anyone see Adele's acceptance speech? So nice! I like her - she seems very down to earth. You should have seen the nasty and condescending look Taylor Swift threw her. Go ahead and look, Taylor. Your nasty chicken-bone ass will NEVER be as talented as Adele. F*&k U!
Agreed Lope, TOM F, and most everyone else! I unexpectedly went to see "Les Mis" (had seen it on Broadway and really didn't need to see the movie). Samantha Banks rocked her role and I was much more impressed with her. If you had seen the play, you could appreciate MK's comment about Russell Crowe, the role of Inspector Javert should have gone to a powerhouse singer. I was really impressed with the supporting cast, Eddie Redmayne, Aaron Tveit, and especially Banks. AnnE Hathaway was good, but not all-entitled to this win as she'd have you believe.
For why no Eddie Redmayne tag, MK? Priorities, puhleeeeze!
Amanda, I think you're prettier than Anne and a better actress. Yiou just need better roles. You were great in Big Love.
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This asshole is unbelievable.
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Another question I would like to ask is this: Has anyone seen Le Miserables at the movies? I saw it on Broadway in 1999, and I cannot imagine it translating well on screen. It really should be enjoyed on stage!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 8:07pm.
this cunt, Slutty Swifty, and Goop.
Which one do you marry, kill, and bone?
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Kill Goop - The world will thank me.
Bone Swifty - Because she's a dirty little whore.
Marry Ann - The bitch is hyper. She'll keep a clean house.
She really has the charm of a cold sore
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:36pm.
Please link her to this post and tell her to read the comments. I would love to see her head explode from trying to compute all the hate we have for Miz Anne.
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I'd love to see that, too! LOL
She and her teen daughter tag-team for the AnnE LovE and Admiration SociEty. It's so gross.