Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tommy Lee Jones! No, Tommy Lee Jones is not HSOTD, because he was as hot as shit in Coal Miner's Daughter and because he was in One Life to Live. Tommy Lee Jones is HSOTD for showing all of us that he's the original Grumpy Cat at last night's Golden Globes. While Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were Garth and Kat-ing up on the stage, Tommy Lee Jones let everyone know that he's not the one to love what they're selling. Tommy Lee Jones has at least one million wrinkles in his face and all of those wrinkles came together to form one of the best "Not Amused" faces ever.
Who cares if everyone is laughing until they're pissing shit. Tommy Lee Jones doesn't love it and he doesn't give a shit that everyone knows he doesn't love it. Stay grumpy, Tommy Lee Jones!
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Yeah, who cares if anyone's laughing, Tommy Lee is keeping it Rill! Grumpy grampa, love it!
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that skit was stupid. i laughed at first because will farrell can kill me with a stupid look on his face, but then the bit was fucked and i kind of sighed and rolled my eyes. then i saw tommy and his lack of fucks to give and i had to laugh.
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*pretends like I know about any of these movies being discussed* I do love curmudgeons though
Tommy Lee Jones' shtick is that Tommy Lee Jones hates shtick.
I thought Kristen Wiig and Will Farell's bit was unfunny and a bit insulting to the people in those categories. But that was hardly the only time Tommy looked grumpy as shit, every time they showed him no matter what was happening that's how he looked.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:12pm.
Tommy Lee is a Virgo = grumpy and judgemental as shit. no big surprise there. :\
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Hey! I'm a Virgo!
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so am I. :B I understand his bitchface completely. right there with him.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:55pm.
TLJ has always had attitude. It has nothing to do with his age. The man is talented and educated. He doesn't suffer fools. Never has.
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Exactly!!
PS -- Where is the "I don't like jokes" tag??? This really needs one.
*High-fives to Trixter and MK*
Love him in Coal Miner's Daughter.
TLJ is a terrific actor and an even better grump. I have no problem with him bitchfacing this.
Will Farrell is hit and miss. The biggest mistake you can make in comedy is to go on too long.
I was with TLJ, I didn't think it was funny, and it lasted 45 minutes.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:55pm.
TLJ has always had attitude. It has nothing to do with his age. The man is talented and educated. He doesn't suffer fools. Never has.
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THIS! Their shitch went on FOREVER, and wasn't funny.
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Exactly. It was overlong in addition to being unfunny. I couldn't even get through the whole clip MK posted.
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:53pm.
I met him in Cabo. He was ahead of me in line at Europa Market. Really nice. Asked me if the brand of gin I was buying was comparable to Bombay Saphire. He bought Don Julio Reposado and a pack of ciggies. Kind of has a flat ass.
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LOL... I love Tommy Lee! Even with a flat ass...
LOL, I saw their bit last night and I knew TLJ's tardar sauce face would go viral by the morning. Priceless.
Tommy Lee Jones very under rated.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:12pm.
Tommy Lee is a Virgo = grumpy and judgemental as shit. no big surprise there. :\
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Hey! I'm a Virgo!
Shit.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I met him in Cabo. He was ahead of me in line at Europa Market. Really nice. Asked me if the brand of gin I was buying was comparable to Bombay Saphire. He bought Don Julio Reposado and a pack of ciggies. Kind of has a flat ass.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:55pm.
TLJ has always had attitude. It has nothing to do with his age. The man is talented and educated. He doesn't suffer fools. Never has.
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THIS! Their shitch went on FOREVER, and wasn't funny.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
The memes have already started...
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
TLJ = good angry sex. Plus you wouldn't have to pick a fight, he's terminally pissed off. rrrrr
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I thought their bit was pretty funny. I was laughing out loud. Now if it were Jack Black and or Adam Sandler yammering on, then I'd have TLJ face. Although they were funny, I dislike how on awards shows, the funny-guys get to ramble on and on for laughs for minutes on end, and then when a winner gets a maybe once in a lifetime opportunity, their speeches get rudely cut off!
ageist comments aside TLJ probably wishes he was at home playing polo. different strokes for different folks.
TLJ has always had attitude. It has nothing to do with his age. The man is talented and educated. He doesn't suffer fools. Never has.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:29pm.
I think anything Will Ferrell does is hilarious so I found their bit funny. As for Tommy Lee Jones, he's old. He probably didn't get it, couldn't hear it and just wanted to go home and go to bed and was mad because he couldn't.
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The bit was painfully unfunny. TLJ didn't laugh not because he's "old" but probably because the Ferrell and Wiig (the most overrated comedienne ever) shtick sucked.
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Or maybe because he's old. Two different opinions. I thought it was funny.
@puppy love
Agreed. If they'd sent Will out by himself it might've been funny but they just had to send Wig's stupid ass out with him.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:29pm.
I think anything Will Ferrell does is hilarious so I found their bit funny. As for Tommy Lee Jones, he's old. He probably didn't get it, couldn't hear it and just wanted to go home and go to bed and was mad because he couldn't.
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The bit was painfully unfunny. TLJ didn't laugh not because he's "old" but probably because the Ferrell and Wiig (the most overrated comedienne ever) shtick sucked.
youtube.com/watch?v=a-vaLUsUg3M
I shared Tommy Lee Jones's sentiments. The Golden Globes aren't an SNL audition, that bit with Ferrel and Wig was stupid.
I think anything Will Ferrell does is hilarious so I found their bit funny. As for Tommy Lee Jones, he's old. He probably didn't get it, couldn't hear it and just wanted to go home and go to bed and was mad because he couldn't. That would've been my dad (although he would've just said fuck it and spend the evening outside smoking).
LOL@ TLJ's bitch face! I like that he's past the Hollywood smile-through-your-rage fuckery and doesn't give a shit how many people know he's pissed off.
LMAO Tommy was grumpy face all night long.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:32am.
Not as good a bitchface as when Madonna was accepting and Elton was in the audience last year I think.
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Tommy Lee is a miserable, old fuck but he's got nothin' on Elton.
round and round we go, and we wind up at the land of Will Farrell needing inspiration to play the role of a desperate person.
I love TLJ! *swoons*
Mebbe like others around here he has a case of the Al Rokers!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Tommy Lee is a Virgo = grumpy and judgemental as shit. no big surprise there. :\
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:05pm.
I was clarifying that *I* don't believe they're the same person.
And yes, please share drugs.
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Why was WR brought up in the first place?? *side-eye*
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
I was clarifying that *I* don't believe they're the same person.
And yes, please share drugs.
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:00pm.
@bored - heck no, Angela's not WR. Angela has some selectivity and pride.
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I never accused WR of being Angela...
What kind of crack are you people smoking today?
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Mom wants to bone this guy and Edward James Olmos. WHAT THE FUCK MOM? She carries huge purses, so maybe she wants to use their pockmarks for storage and give her shoulders a break from the purse strap (they already hold up two big ass tittyballs).
@bored - heck no, Angela's not WR. Angela has some selectivity and pride. I meant your guess of Tina Fey playing angela itself is within reason, throwing out another trollolol.
and Yes! Tina called out the CUNTY CENTAURIOUS! She's that half whorse slopbucket had pubic lice and had a case of the "you peoples."
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:53am.
@Bored, yes your guess of angela is within reason, of course!
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They can't both be her. Unless they take turns tag-teaming us from shared accounts. Unless it's like sucky said with the "honey who isn't?" LMAO!
Didn't she call out a Dlister for talking shit about her in one of her books or something? I think I recall someone on here mentioning that a long time ago. I know it was something along those lines of her calling someone out for making some negative comment about her that she didn't like, and I think it was in a forum like setting, even though she is a celebrity and therefore subjected to the court of public opinion, so she needs to fucking get over it, annnnnnyway, I remember thinking what a petty little insecure cunt she was after I heard about it. I never cared her in the first place but after I read that, I had no use for Tina Fey.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
@Bored, yes! It's within reason to believe that Tina Fey would play a desperate dlister!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Z_hywvlfg
I like Will and Kristen a lot and I thought the first 2 minutes of that bit were funny, but it dragged on way way too long. Which then made it unfunny.
It was hilarious when they showed TLJ. He looks like he wants to rip a bitch's head off. Not sure I'd want to hang out with him that much though. He looks mean.
Josh Brolin without all the Botox.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:32am.
Not as good a bitchface as when Madonna was accepting and Elton was in the audience last year I think. Or even Taylor and Adele last night. Taylor didn't look like "Grumpy cat" but she sure looked feline.
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I couldn't tell if she was being bitchy or had work done, I noticed her face looked different at the People's Choice awards but I thought it was bad makeup. A lot of people on my facebook news feed were commenting that she had her boobs done too, but I didn't notice that.
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:59am.
he's wondering how the fuck wiig has a career.
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as am i. add will ferrell to this list too. unfunny asshats making millions of bucks making stupid movies.
TLJ -why didn't ya just stay home?
Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:28am.
@Bored
LOL! You don't know anyone named Tommy Hopkins.
THEY WERE BLAZIN' THAT SHIT UP EVERY DAY
I think for that role, Will read dlisted comments for a week and pretended to be the desperate ones without focus who stalk people's comments and then reply to them incessantly while "clicking the pelvic mouse" over and over again when someone responds to their posts.
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LMAO! Tina Fey already has dibs on being the dreaded Angela. Which one would Will be???
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Not as good a bitchface as when Madonna was accepting and Elton was in the audience last year I think. Or even Taylor and Adele last night. Taylor didn't look like "Grumpy cat" but she sure looked feline.
@Bored
LOL! You don't know anyone named Tommy Hopkins.
THEY WERE BLAZIN' THAT SHIT UP EVERY DAY
I think for that role, Will read dlisted comments for a week and pretended to be the desperate ones without focus who stalk people's comments and then reply to them incessantly while "clicking the pelvic mouse" over and over again when someone responds to their posts.
That was hilarious. The Kristin/Will schtick went on far too long last night and was really annoying.
Damn. tommy has more craters than the surface of the moon. Tommy is the true epitome in Hollywood- men don't have to be good looking.
And a big NO to Coal Miners.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:59am.
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What? I thought Step Brothers and Talladega Nights was funny.
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I love John C Reilly, the man is unbelievably talented and after watching Walk Hard which was funny it it's own right but the music and his singing is amazing
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I like John C. Reilly as well. He was funny as shit as Dewey Cox in Walk Hard. The Beatles scene was my favorite.
"Let's go drop acid with The Beatles."
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."