Jodie Foster Sort Of Comes Out As A Gayelle At The Golden Globes
Jodie Foster has been the FourSquare Mayor of the Glass Closet for what feels like centuries and she's sort of dropped hints here and there about how she likes to slurp on lady clit, but at the Golden Globes tonight she fully came out as a card-carrying member of Home Depot. I think. Jodie got the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes and during her rambling speech she name dropped Honey Boo Boo, introduced the dude who co-parents her kids, retired from acting and then she let the coochie out of the bag. I didn't know if I was the one on shrooms or if Jodie Foster was the one on shrooms? Or both!
Jodie went on about how she came out to her friends and family a million years ago, but that was before hos declared "YUP, I'M GAY!" on the cover of People Magazine, so she never told the public. And then she name checked Honey Boo Boo. via Towleroad
"I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago, back in the stone age. In those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends, and family, coworkers and then gradually, proudly, to everyone who knew her. To everyone she actually met. But now, apparently I’m told, that every celebrity is expected to honor the details of their private life with a press conference, a fragrance and a primetime reality show. You guys might be surprised, but I’m not Honey Boo Boo child."
Do I laugh? Do I cry? Do I let out a "DUH?!" Do I praise St. Rojo Caliente for Jodie finally declaring her love of snatch? I don't know what to do, because I don't know what was going on in that speech. I'll just do what Mel Gibson did:
Yes, that's Mel's "Wait, I worked with a lesbian?" face.
But seriously, that is how you come out. You come out in a rambling, magical and weird coming out speech where you namedrop Honey Boo Boo. Congrats to Jodie and congrats to Honey Boo Boo!
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ITA with this, belatedly.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:41pm. and DesertR and Jungle, it's an odd rambling speech for receiving such a prestigious award. Sad because it cheapens the amazing quality of her work and public persona. I love her so much and her work, Hollywood is a better place because of her.
I will be 50 next month so I've grown up watching Jodie Foster. I always liked her. About 10 yrs ago though I read an article where she mentions how much she hates suffering. She said if she came across a hurt animal alongside of a road, her first reaction would be to find a rock and finish the animal off. I've never forgotten that. It makes me wonder why she's so loyal and faithful to Mel?
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"Criticizing the way others have come out and then bitch slapping Honey Boo Boo was not the way of a "class act." Hollywood people love nothing more than congratulating each other and Jodie did it one better by patting herself on the back as she was being patted on the back by her peers."
OH, PLEASE. That Boo Boo thing should be bitch-slapped daily.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:12am.
Nice avie.
OT, heavy alcohol use has a way of aging people in a bad way.
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Hey @Bigbendy, like your avie too *s* David Gandy is a GOD! *LOL*
Yeah, heavy drinking really messes you up. Mel had a problem in his younger days, dried out and was living straight and sober for a while, then crashed off the wagon...
I know alot of people think he is a dick, and he is, but I actually like Gibson. He is a talented performer, producer and director. He really is. And he has involved himself with people who pressed his buttons bad (that Russian skank set up him MAJOR as did Joe Esterhaus- who is a major prick himself) and he gets to be psycho like most of the people in Hollywood.
I hope he's getting his act together. He needs to apologize for his crazy shit (like Lance Armstrong is about to do) and get back to work.
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What a crock of crap. Does she actually think she hasn't always looked like a dyke? Talk about deluded.
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oh brother.
To quote Sheldon Cooper:
"That's not a secret. Everybody knows."
I dunno, people keep talking about how classy and brave this speech was, but I thought it was strange and awkward and passive-aggressive. I mean, if you don't want to come out, don't. Jodie has plenty of money and a long career mostly behind her; it's not like people are speculating about her in the tabloids. I could see her being nervous about coming out, but to make some snide comments about other people who came out full force is tacky. And mentioning Honey Boo Boo was supposed to make her sound hip, I guess, but it just seemed like a bit of class snarking to me.
Anyway, Jodie looks great but she's been a little off, and that movie "The Beaver" was just a whole lot of WEIRD. I guess you can be a child star in Hollywood and grow up fairly well adjusted, but you're gonna still have issues I suppose.
Congrats to Jodie, but didn't everyone know this already? I figured it out watching her presenting on stage at the Oscars on our black and white portable rental (with wheels) television in 1978. Yeah, it was that obvious back then.
Hell, looking back it was obvious in 1976 watching "Freaky Friday" and 1978 watching "Candleshoe".
That was the most oblique coming out speech ever.
Sorta sad and perhaps demonstrating how being a closeted former child star can take a pretty heavy toll- even when you are a mega-rich superstar.
Having Mel GIbson as your best friend seems like a terrible price to pay.
Oh dear.
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If you want to keep your private life private do so, Jodie, instead of doing a pseudo coming out speech at an awards show. Plenty of my fave celebs are.gay too and i dont hear them whining about their damned privacy. If u dont like being in the public eye then get out of it. Btw, am i the only person who thought the Fey/Poehler drinking game was not funny? They should go see some alcoholic families like the one i grew up in, then they can see how funny drunkeness really is.
Does anyone remember that band JFA (Jodie Foster's Army)? Brilliant name for the Reagan-haters. Imagine how insane it must have been for her when she learned, what — in her 20s? — that some dude tried to kill the President for her. WOW. How do you get over that? No wonder her speech was all over the place. This was her first attempt to address that, too, in a veiled way. She's remained silent about that as well.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:58am.
Glambert and boredas, can you give it a break? There will clearly be no winners in this.
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I think I've known about her since 1978.
I think she's great but the speech definitely struck me as rambling and disjointed. The part where she addressed her mom was touching though. I agree when people say its no ones business whether she's gay or not but if she doesn't want to announce it, then I wish she hadn't brought any of it up at all. I guess I feel like, say it or don't but don't do this vague "did she just...?" thing. I do feel that people in her position can do a lot for the LGBT community by going public, but there's no judgement from me if they don't. It IS someone's own choice. But if you're not going to make a definitive public announcement, then why even bring it up? I realize its no secret she is, however.
Anyway, I still think she's great. She looks freaking amazing, literally 20 years younger. No way she looks 50. She's incredibly intelligent and talented. And I respect so much that she carries herself with such grace at all times, and that she's NOT Honey Boo Boo.
Glambert and boredas, can you give it a break? There will clearly be no winners in this.
I like that they played a metric song at the beginning of her montage...love jodie foster
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Criticizing the way others have come out and then bitch slapping Honey Boo Boo was not the way of a "class act." Hollywood people love nothing more than congratulating each other and Jodie did it one better by patting herself on the back as she was being patted on the back by her peers.
Thanks Chinchilla. I wasn't aware of that.
Damn Jodie!
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yah they broke up about 4 or 5 year ago after Jodie cheated on Cydney Bernard with a producer from one of her films.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:01am.
I love Jodie Foster...I'd kill for her. :P
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((((((Whamo)))) that is so sweet. You are one of the good ones.
Actually, this is Mel when Jodie acknowledged him. She said that he saved her before she helped him or something like that. Of course, he knew who she was and who she was with.Hello?
I truly applaud her for not only being very intelligent and real but for mainly for being a loyal friend.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:21am.
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Nice avie.
OT, heavy alcohol use has a way of aging people in a bad way.
Aww she broke up with her wifey? They were together for years!
That may have been the only shocker of the night. Yawn..everyone, well except Mel, knew she was a gay woman. Look at his face!
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I love Jodie Foster...I'd kill for her. :P
Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 8:29am.
Um, what's so shocking about this? I was more shocked when I read Eminem became a born again Christian.
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Eminem is born again?
No way!!! What is coming of this world? *LOL*
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:21am.
Age has not done well for Mel Gibson.
And yeah, he has that "what? you are a lezzie?" look?
But more important, How did Mel get an invite???? I thought her was persona non-grata.*LOL*
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I asked that earlier too. I'm thinking Jodie put her foot down for that one.
Age has not done well for Mel Gibson.
And yeah, he has that "what? you are a lezzie?" look?
But more important, How did Mel get an invite???? I thought her was persona non-grata.*LOL*
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
I don't think it was a coming out speech so much as a "here's why I never came out speech". She has always been who she is, she has just been private about it. Though I do wonder how often she openly talked about her former partner at the time. It's one thing not to come out publicly and another to deny the reality of your life partner in the media.
Submitted by Side-Eyez on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:29am.
Can you guys give your pissing contest a rest?
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You'd have to get the resident repressed angry homo to pull his head out of his ass first, but something tells me thats not gonna happen anytime soon because he enjoys tongue punching his own prostate to ever accomplish that. Good luck with that though.
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" But now, apparently I’m told, that every celebrity is expected to honor the details of their private life with a press conference, a fragrance and a primetime reality show. You guys might be surprised, but I’m not Honey Boo Boo."
HA! Good for her. She's a great actress and she owed it to no one to come out publicly until she was good and ready. She wasn't living a lie do no shade from me.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Damn, people going on about this like it's important. The LA Times actually posted the entire transcript of her speech like she's some Nobel Prize winner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZ6H9YuA_M
This was the moment of the night. Taylor Swift's side eye bitch glance at 0:22. So happy she's not even nominated at the Oscars. And the Academy better not crap their pants and give it to some LezMiz song when Skyfall was such a hit.
i remember jodie being butch in "freaky friday", so this isn't news to me...
mel gibson....his outside fug matches is his inside fug....
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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:40am.
Who knew Mel would age so badly! Yawn about her coming out. Everyone has known for years.
I know, right? I caught part of the first Mad Max movie on cable the other day, and the man was drop dead GORGEOUS...as in I am not sure a hotter man has ever lived. Too bad he turned out to be a douchebag.
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Nell has a lot of nerve throwing shade at Honey Boo Boo. It cheapened the gravitas of the moment and her speech.
Um, what's so shocking about this? I was more shocked when I read Eminem became a born again Christian.
If she wanted privacy why did she have tell people it such a public way she is gay. It makes no sense at all. It should not matter if she is gay or not.
She looks great. Her speeches have become increasingly disjointed as time goes on, though; I do wonder about her mental health.
Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:46am.
I've never understood why it is that gay people have to proclaim they're homosexuality to everyone? It's like they're trying to seek validation or get attention. meh
but you know what? that's usually one of the first things that one's straight friends ask: are you out? how did you come out? is your family okay with that?
i find it annoying as fuck. at first i was like, okay, let's educate those simple straights and show them it's not such a big deal as what they see on TV. now i'm like, sorry, that topic is not interesting for me.
I've never understood why it is that gay people have to proclaim they're homosexuality to everyone? It's like they're trying to seek validation or get attention. meh
I thought it was very touching, especially the part about her mother. You could tell it was very hard for her to get up there and talk about something so personal. I am glad she did it though.
Who knew Mel would age so badly! Yawn about her coming out. Everyone has known for years.
Can you guys give your pissing contest a rest?
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Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:17am.
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Dude, Not many people seem to truly like you in GENERAL. And the ones who acknowledge you in a civil manner do so more than likely out of tolerance or because they try to be nice to everyone in general.
This has nothing to do with Britney. This is how you respond IN GENERAL all the fucking time...Thats the point you clearly love to miss. If you want people to see things your way, or atleast see where you're coming from even though they might not agree, being a complete fucking ragetastic dick isn't gonna do it, brah. Yea, you're making your point, yet your point is to people who turn a deaf ear to you, like a tree falling in the woods when no one is around to hear it. Whether or not it makes a noise doesn't really fucking matter. You could voice your opinion to a brick wall and it would be the same difference as your voicing it on here. No one gives a fuck because you're such a fucking bitch about it.
You come off as this angry(which you admitted too, but clearly are doing nothing about) individual with a gigantic fucking chip on your shoulder with your "opinions", and you try to make an issue over stupid fucking trivial shit. But then again, I guess thats just insight to the actual person you are. petty, trivial, and unimportant. Have fun pulling that rage boner out of your asshole in order to reply to this with some other non-relevant point filled with rage and victimization.
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Oh Dear! Thanks for writing YET ANOTHER essay about me even though you claim I am uninteresting.
There is people on here who do like me by the way but you're not one of them which is fine because I am not here to appease your love of talentless Shitney Smears!
I am here to have my own personal opinions just like you are.
Keep writing essays about me even though you think I'm so fucking boring! ;)
Fighting, "coming out!" (p.17), and being ironic...stop it!!!
These are a few of my favourite things....
"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."
The real mystery here is: how on earth did that hideous turtle head woman Giuliana Ranic get a job on television?
I was shocked when I found out Mel isn't really Australian
Winniwins, Glambert, fanny packs? ololololol. If I hypothetically needed one, and I'm not admitting that I do or ever have, I'd carry it under my arm. Front (or worse, back) bulge is not the look. Ha ha
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Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:09am.
Good Lord, Glambert! You just sectioned page 11 article:12 of my husbands handbook on Why I Do This- Dying! He does spend 8 months at sea- so he gets a pass on fashion. All the desk job guys and gals we vaca with find us ..... Amusing?
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Honey sometimes fashion fails have to be implemented for not only money saving purposes but for time saving purposes more importantly!
Do you really want to put your keys and cash in a stupid $2 locker at an amusement park and then find yourself hungry after getting off a ride only to walk back a damn mile to your locker to get your cash so you can finally eat? THAT IS WASTING RIDE TIME!
I am not a big fan of reality shows but Honey Boo Boo seems more sane and balanced than poor lost Jodie. That was a speech by a woman who sees herself as a martyr.