Taylor Swift Should Lose Against Adele More Often
Because it produced priceless moments of YAASS! like this one.
Taylor Swift was nominated for a Best Song Golden Globe for that song from The Hunger Games, which is the first song that isn't about a dude breaking her Strawberry Shortcake heart (or is it?). Adele was also nominated for "Skyfall" and anybody who was up against Adele either didn't show up or spent the night getting level 5 (aka Glenn Close) drunk, because there was no way in hell they were going to win.
To the surprise of nobody, Adele won, got on stage and gave a cute speech about how she thought she was on a little night out with her girlfriend and really wasn't expecting to shuffle away with a trophy. The camera cut to Taylor Swift making a perfect "Shut up, bitch, you lie" face. The smirk really sealed it for me.
Who knew that Taylor Swift's emotions turn to the dark side when she doesn't win anything and doesn't get a chance to perform her over-rehearsed OMGICANTBELIEVEIWONOMG act. It's magic. Then later in the night, a fake drunk Tina Fey told Taylor Swift to stay away from Michael J Fox's son. It was funny, because it was true. In the 5 seconds it took Tina to tell that joke, I bet Taylor had already wooed Michael J. Fox's son, married him, divorced him and wrote the break-up song. In 5 seconds. And the camera man who didn't get Taylor's reaction to Tina's joke is probably at the bottom of his shower, beating himself over the head with a soapy puff for not getting the shot of all shots.
Here's some pictures of Adele, Michael J. Fox with his family and Taylor Swift who is trying hard to give of us some side tit.
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That song was entirely The Civil Wars' "sound". More like, The Civil Wars feat. Taylor Swift.
normally im not a fan of "fank you" adele, but in this case, YAY.
i guess the award show judges woke up to this one trick pony and her "he broke up with me" songs.
And Swifty's side tit is truly disgusting me. Are those hers? God damn she looks so old. Nothing wrong with real old, but she's like a hatchling, right? Satan's mask is melting...
I would so watch Adele's reality show. I like her down homie-ness. When she first came out, I remember reading an interview where she said that she blew the first advance money she got when she was signed entirely on Burberry clothes. Spoken like a true working class lass, haha.
I love the idea that she's pissy because the "fake modesty" thing is her bit. That makes me like Swifty a lil bit.
Why on Earth was JHO Bag giving an award out for best song? Low class no talent bitch can't sing and will never ever win an award for it.
She Stinks!
Couldn't disagree more about Adele being a Moyet redux. I can't stand Moyet. The voice is so thick and graceless IMO. But I could listen o Adele forever practically.
That said, even though I really dislike Swifty, I think the Hunger Games song is a better one. The Civil Wars really wrote a gorgeous song there. And she even delivers it really well. I'm afraid that beats a pretty derivative Bond theme, even if Adele sings it.
I don't like Taylor Swift, but it looks to me like she was making that face in response to Adele saying "I was not expecting this at all!" which has to be bunk because Adele wins everything. I took it as less of a "Wah I should have won" and more of a "Bitch please, stop with your fake modesty". Which I can get behind actually, even though I don't hate Adele at all and I appreciate that she's a singer who can fucking SING.
I don't comment often but that Adele seems so genuine and Happy and yeah, compared to JLo she is a large woman wearing a tent, but you know what, she seems so much happier than all those skinny twits that spend their time just trying to be, just thin, and miserable.
Wow, Swifty is looking hot these days but she seems a tad stressed out. This is the time when she should have a twinkle in her eye not a furrowed brow. Adele is beautiful and kept it short, yasss! Michael J. Fox and family looked sweet.
And, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Tay tay, losen up girl, it's only the Golden Globes!
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I liked Skyfall and loved Adele's speech. I cracked up when they cut to Taylor. Adele sounded like a few of the Monty Python characters when she first yelled, "OH MAH GAWD!" I loved, loved, loved her speech. She cracks me up. Like, I want to be her friend.
Submitted by sugar free: "Adele's voice is basically Alison Moyet redux, but I still love her."
Wow, that's a really interesting observation...! I love the voices of both, and I can't disagree.
Adele's voice is basically Alison Moyet redux, but I still love her.
I love Adele. That's all.
Taylor was snubbed by the Oscars? She must not be playing along with the hollywood illuminati.. You know Anne did by flashing her snatch!
At least we were spared another TS "Aw shucks, golly, i'm just SOOOOO surprised" speech while she's wearing a ten thousand dollar dress.
Poor thing will have to get on her private jet and go back to counting her money and stalking the local high schools for dates.
Can't win 'em all girlfriend.
I actually like Taylor's song more than Adele's. : /
I love Adele though because she has such a great personality. Girlfriend sould get her own reality show! She's hilarious. : )
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Taylor's song is a million times better than Skyfall but the problem is that Taylor was the one singing it and her voice just doesn't hold up to it. If that song had been sung by Natalie Maines from Dixie Chicks or Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland or somebody like that it could have been great.
I like Adele but that Skyfall song sucks. I hate that song. Keith Urban should have won for For You from Acts Of Valor. And Michael J Fox's son is way too old for Taylor. She doesn't seem to like them unless they are under 19.He's 23 so that's over the hill as far as Swifty is concerned
I don't mind a whit that Swifty didn't win, but she was technically a co-writer on that song. It was written in conjunction with The Civil Wars (whom I adore).
Sadly, The Civil Wars are having their own little civil war right now. There was a passive-agressive announcement a couple of months ago about creative differences and that their tour (which was booked worldwide at that point) was completely cancelled. They did offer to reimburse their fans for any travel-related expenses that could not be recouped, which was more than most acts would offer to do. Still hate it though. That duo is just flat awesome together.
I don't even have a comment, I'm just so happy that I have this user name.
O Gawd----that Swift Woman is so vulgar and heinous. I got an erection bc she lost.
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Taylor was snubbed by the Oscars, so no rematch.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:59pm.
I might be the only person who hates that Skyfall song
No, I didn't like it either and I too really like Adele. I think she won for being the best out of
crappy music.
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Put me on that list, too. Adele has a lovely voice, but I can't with Skyfall or any of her other whiny songs.
I like how Adele doesn't take herself or the awards very seriously...unlike Swifty, who probably went back to her hotel & made a voodoo doll of Adele.
WTF was up with Swifty's Nicole Miller circa '95 eggplant creation? She usually looks a little better...her hair was also kind of hideous imo.
I feel like Adele wears the same outfit to every function. A little variety would not kill you, honey.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:41am.
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Haha.....his name is Sam. Lol. But, close!! =o)
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i always wonder: why is adele looking like a stay-at-home mom from the 60s?
she's so young, she should loosen up a bit
This is one of the most orgasmic posts ever.
First, Adele won. Love her!
Second, Taylor's reaction. Cant stand her.
Third, Les Miserables didn't win either....I hope it affected Anne Hathaway somehow, because I loathe her too.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:19pm.
I love that everyone rags on Taylor....lmao
I don't think Tracy Pollan looks awful. She looks like a woman who is aging naturally.
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It's nice to see someone who isn't botoxed to hell and back. I think she's actually quite attractive:
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Don't really like that purple dress, though.
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Adele looks classy except for the coral claw nails. Swifty may have a rotten soul but she often looks good in an evening gown. Mrs. Fox is looking very foxy and not in a good way.
Award season is like fashion week in New York - so busy and so forgettable.
That's right, bitch! Give Adele ALL the awards.
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I love that everyone rags on Taylor....lmao
I don't think Tracy Pollan looks awful. She looks like a woman who is aging naturally.
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I can't believe Swifty wins Music awards let alone the fucking movie awards!!! Fuck her!
She can't even touch Adele!!
Swifty lost, boo hoo *snort*
I never had a problem with her until recently when she started acting like a pseudo-chaste ho bag. Any guy with half a brain will steer clear of her now, knowing she is only dating for future music material.
Adele is the best!
And you know Taylor Swift hates her because when Adele writes breakup material it's thoughtful, it doesn't necessarily sound malicious or petty and it resonates with people.
People who defend Taylor always say "What? WHAT?! WHAT!? ADELE DOESN'T DO THE SAME THING?" - she doesn't. She actually takes the time to get to know someone and probably knows herself and it just translates.
Skyfall is God awful but I love Adele. Big girl don't give a fuck. As for Ms. Bunny Boiler here, hate to say she looks beautimous.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think the reason the camera man didn't catch Taylor's reaction to Tina's joke about Michael J Fox's son is because she had already left at that point. Her category was done. There wasn't much more reason for her to stay.
And I don't think Taylor is giving a bitch face in the gif. I think she is just trying to fake a laugh over Adele's jokes since the camera was right in her face.
I have Skyfall on my ipod.
I want to like this song because I really enjoyed the movie, but I always feel something is "wrong" with it... under-produced or lacking something, I can't put my finger on it and I said it hear many times before.
Adele is okay, but listening to her makes me miss Amy Winehouse more and more...
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Nice cumtface there Taylor.
OT fuck it is cold. It will be a whopping high of 11, and hit neg numbers again today :(
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Any day when taywhore losses is a good day.
Adele is just f-wording adorable.
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Any day when taywhore losses is a good day.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:06pm.
I think it's way neat, yo. I shall end it with "who's your father?"
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Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:28pm.
Does anyone else besides me think Taylor Swift is a snotty bitch on the down-low?
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Her snotty bitchery isn't even that much on the DL! This condescending sneer GIF says it all. I never bought her pristine good-girl shtick, anyway.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:06pm.
I think it's way neat, yo. I shall end it with "who's your father?"
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Does anyone else besides me think Taylor Swift is a snotty bitch on the down-low?
It is COLD outside this morning in L.A.; I am freezing and have my space heater on high under my desk. The radio DJ said it was 34 degrees in downtown LA this morning at 7:45 AM. Super funny, I walked into work and mentioned that to our receptionist (the cold 34 degrees in downtown LA), she is a verrry conservative right wing cray-cray and she said kind of smugly (I think she knows I lean to the liberal side), "see, I was right. Global warming doesn't exist." I kind of side-eyed her and said, "ummmm, no, I believe the way it works is that global warming is responsible for the extreme high AND low temperatures," and she just kind of gave me a "pfffff". She is a sweet person and I generally like her (except for her politics) but I'm sorry, global warming is a fact.
What was with JLo's long ice skater dress?
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
I liked "Safe and Sound" and "For You" and I hate Adele so I hated the song "Skyfall" (plus I just thought the song was boring) so this was definitely chosen by the Hollywood Boring Press.
And who's the lady photo bomber in the pic of Taylor? I kind of love her "haha on you, bitch!" look that she's shooting at the back of Taylor's head.