The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 15th!

Bam-Bam and Pebbles: The Studio 54 Years. - mygirlsunny

Runners-up:

Ultrasounds reveal that Jessica Simpson's next pregnancy was so long that her twins grew up, went goth, learned to apply eyeliner, and had a baby of their own, all while still in the womb. - perky

Embarrassing your kids even before they're born: You're doing it right. - misslainey

When Dean McDermott recently told Tori Spelling "no more kids" it wasn't because he didn't want more children, he just couldn't bear any more of these pregnancy photo shoots. - Swallows

via Awkward Family Photos

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by manye on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:52pm.

MADONNA INN!!! ROCK WATERFALLLLLLLL!!

I went to Cal Poly, SLO - totally wanted to stay in that room but ended up staying in some tea cake pink room when I finally did get to room there!

One more thing:
GIANT PINK CHAMPAGNE CAKE in the bubblegum dining room! Yum!

You made my day :)
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Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 12:38pm.
Great job to all! This one really confounded me. I wanted to make a Madonna Inn cave room reference but too arcane for anyone unfamiliar with the Madonna Inn, which is most everybody.

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My name is Manye, Manye Breast

Submitted by manye on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:34pm.

mygirlsunny: such an unexpected reference that it made me instantly "LOL" - so good!!

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My name is Manye, Manye Breast

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:33am.

All very funny...

Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:08am.

Great job to all! This one really confounded me. I wanted to make a Madonna Inn cave room reference but too arcane for anyone unfamiliar with the Madonna Inn, which is most everybody.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:49am.

Congrats and lmao winners!! Mygirl, very nice and YAY perky!!! *whispers* that's not sweat.

Submitted by perky on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:29am.

Y'all give me a tingly feeling under my loincloth. [hugs everyone, shakes Sucky's sweaty, clammy hand]

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:19am.

Honestly, who gets this type of photo done professionally, and thinks "hot damn, I look GOOD!"

congrats funny horz!

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:56am.

Congrats to mygirlsunny, perky, misslainey and Swallows!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:56am.

YAY PERRRRRRKY!

YAY SUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:49am.

Perky, honey, that was funny, your husband must only have a slight shame to be married to you!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:49am.

mygirlsunny...that's a good one:!

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:39am.

Hooray winners! ♥Perky!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by Motherofcolor on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:41am.

"My seed. Her egg. YOUR PROBLEM."

“I’m not a fool, and I’m not a scientist….but I do know some THINGS.”

http://www.motherofcolor.com/

Submitted by The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743 on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:35am.

Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.

Here's a sneak peak for the Twilight prequel Midnight Sun.

Submitted by Half.Mexican.Wonder on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:48am.

There are many, many mysteries about this photo, but one thing is for sure: that cave "man" is too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt!

Submitted by Half.Mexican.Wonder on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:44am.

Some people operate under the assumption that fishnets will make them look sexy. Not saying who.

Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:19pm.

Soft Cell is back and kinky as ever!

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:19pm.

How did a baby make it all the way into Chyna?

Submitted by Swallows on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:56pm.

When Dean McDermott recently told Tori Spelling "no more kids" it wasn't because he didn't want more children, he just couldn't bear any more of these pregnancy photo shoots.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:30pm.

Embarrassing your kids even before they're born: You're doing it right.

Submitted by ShamelessinFlorida on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:25pm.

Khloe Kardashian is so excited to be pregnant the same time as Kim!

Submitted by AMF on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:47pm.

Edward Norton and Joan Cusack release a single announcement not only confirming their relationship and pregnancy but also their caveman fetish.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 1:28am.

Evan Rachel Wood's plan to gradually transform Jamie Bell into a mini-Marilyn Manson backfires when villagers chase them into a cave using torches and pitchforks.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:31pm.

The true story behind Dune wasn't nearly as glamorous as in the movie....

(Now that's some obscure cultural reference...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g0qWn1xpxk

My childhood home had a chair made out of that brown vinyl.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:27pm.

Mad Max Beyond the 46th Chromosome

Submitted by AMF on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:26pm.

Bobcat Goldthwait stars in the new reality series, "yeah, I actually have a baby mama."

Submitted by canadiancracker on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:24pm.

Finding it difficult to come out of the cave, Early Man Adam Lambert beards himself with Neanderthal Britney.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:23pm.

My penis just couldn't with that. This is how roseanne looks to me in every picture. Much props for overloading the word 'campy'. :)

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Submitted by Rosemary Young on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:32pm.
Not a caption, but this reminds me of a campy portrait made of a pregnant Roseanne Barr and her young 3d husband...

Submitted by Queenbkitty on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:20pm.

"Night of the living don't"

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:19pm.

Now there's some naugehyde nightmare. I can't comment beyond that they look like kids I went to high school with.

Submitted by Johnny Boy on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:34pm.

Unbeknownst to her, Kim Kartrashian's fraternal twin fetuses have already booked the Maury Povich Show. Kanye: You are NOT the father.

Submitted by mattheartspade on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:23pm.

Kim and Kourtney Take Reykjavik

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:12pm.

Sick of being less popular than their sister, Khloe and Rob decided to make a sex tape of their own.

Submitted by coffeeclutch on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:07pm.

#2014 Lindsay Lohan's Oscar dreams are finally within reach.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:07pm.

@sc182

JEAH!!!

I got nuttin' tonight.

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Submitted by Pookie on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:48pm.

Next season on TheWB, the long-awaited prequel to Firefly: "Browncoats: The First Generation"

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:43pm.

Jennifer Lawrence's parents

Submitted by tinkywinky on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:12pm.

RPatz proving he truly is the fairer of the two by wearing more eyeliner than Kstew and making. it. work.

Submitted by Kingmambo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:05pm.

The Duke and Duchess Gaga were surprised to learn pregnancy was a side-effect of The Plague. And this, little monsters, is how The Lady Gaga came to be.