Tuesday, January 15th 2013
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Water Snakes, the toy or stress reliever thing from the 90s!
Water Snakes were supposed to be a toy or a stress reliever or something, but nobody used it for that. That mess was really a tool for newbie gays to find out if they're a top, bottom or vers. If you stuck your peen in a Water Snake (aka a gay's first Fleshjack), you could declare yourself a top. If you squirted conditioner on a Water Snake before shoving it up your ass, you could declare yourself a bottom. If you did both, you could declare yourself a bottom and a top. That's what it was really for. Water Snakes, guiding gays since the 90s!
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These things kind of gave me the creeps when I first saw them years ago... Maybe I was suppose to be lesbian.
*Crackie is growing up*
Long time lurker... First time commenter.
I just had to say something about this. I got this wonderful "toy" as a "secret santa" and two minutes after I got this I drop this in the toilet and now it's in my mom's basement!
Sucky, you did WHAT with the t-shirts? Oh honey, tell me there was a Head & Shoulders bottle in there too! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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No, those things, water wigglies, they just look like uncut cocks.
Vodka is my only friend.
Another toy I can't remember. I'm getting old.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart.
I've never heard them called "water snakes," but believe me, they are alive and well. My son's doesn't have a hole to put your peen into though.
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Omg!!! Me and my (gay) roommate just talked about this!! Definitely helped his hand game...this is why I fucking love MK!
It seems to teach that condoms protect you from crabs...
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I remember they had these at KB toystore and we called them water penises!
But I think you'd have to already be a stretched out power-bottom to get one in there...and they would be a trip to the er for rectal object remover after
Am I the only one who used to jack these things off in the store?
DON'T LIE.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1824900/Ever/
Hahaha! Some of these people talk about how it ripped out there pubes when using a water snake! Or it busting open! :)
Hekki you are a hoot, by the way...
Sometimes I swear I grew up with you people. We always brought our own snacks and food on field trips and vacations too, and my Mom was SO frugal and responsible, but on one trip to Tennessee she insisted that Dad buy her a water snake to play with in the car. It was so cute watching her mess with that thing on the ride. We kids had our Fun Pads and crayons, so it's only right that she have a toy too!!
I don't recall these at all.
I'm not convinced. These could just as easily be used by straight teenage males!
But either way I think one would have to go balls deep to avoid slippage problems.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-Fart: "How does one shape an ass sculpture from wet tshirts , sucky?"
And who is "we"?
Submitted by bridgjones: "I remember every field trip I saw those and wanted one so bad. We couldn't afford it and some kids let me play with theirs for a little bit. Never thought to use it sexually. Huh."
Same here. We also brought our own food everywhere. Of course, now I inflict the same cost-saving embarrassment on my kids. Oh well.
And I don't have a penis, so I don't walk around looking for things to stick it in. But this looks like it could be good if you had one.
Although wouldn't it slip right off? Those things are hard to get a grip on...
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:03am.
How does one shape an ass sculpture from wet tshirts , sucky?
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honey you take the t-shirts and shape them into an ass and fuck them on the shower floor! Then you shove them in the bathroom closet and when your mom finds them you pretend that you have no idea what they are!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I remember every field trip I saw those and wanted one so bad. We couldn't afford it and some kids let me play with theirs for a little bit. Never thought to use it sexually. Huh.
How does one shape an ass sculpture from wet tshirts , sucky?
Sometimes I worry about our MK getting prudish as he gets older, and then, stuff like this restores my faith!!
Thank you but we found just as much pleasure by taking a few t-shirts into the shower and shaping them.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.