Shawn Holley Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer....For Now
Ever since that terrifying moment in court was captured in a picture, Shawn Holley can't move her eyeballs to the left without reaching for a rosary and a vial of holy water first. Shawn Holley didn't have to reach for the holy water in court this morning, because Lindsay Lohan was too busy stalking Max George's parents in England to show up.
As some of you read yesterday, Lindsay Lohan achieved high levels of dumbassery when she hired shady NYC lawyer Mark Heller and fired Shawn Holley without knowing that she fired Shawn Holley. LiLo is begging Shawn to take her back and Shawn is thinking about it. Shawn is still on record as being LiLo's lawyer, so she showed up in court today to answer to the criminal charge LiLo was slapped with for telling lies to the cops after crashing her Porsche into a semi. Shawn pleaded "not guilty" on LiLo's behalf and if she wasn't in court today, the judge would've issued a bench warrant for LiLo's arrest for not showing up this morning.
When the judge asked Shawn if she's still LiLo's attorney, she said, "At this point, yes." A hearing has been set for January 30th and LiLo must show her shellacked veal face in court.
TMZ says that yesterday the Santa Monica City Attorney and the judge in the case agreed to not send LiLo to the clink if she checked into lockdown rehab for at least six months. LiLo could also spend time in a jail cell for violating probation, but the judge was also willing to end that case too if she went to rehab. That deal never happened, because LiLo fired Shawn minutes before she was about to make it happen.
Why does the court even bother with this shit anymore? Lindsay Lohan is not going to see the inside of a jail cell and nothing's going to happen to her. The judge always says, "THIS BITCH IS GOING TO PRISON FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!" and then nothing happens. It kind of reminds me of how my mom used to threaten to spank me when I acted the fool as a kid. She'd say, "I'm going to spank you!" and raise her hand, but nothing happened. Her hand would just stay raised. She later told me that her hand would get really heavy and she just couldn't bring herself to spank me even though my brat ass deserved it. Sometimes I'd get tired of waiting for her hand to come down, so I'd just slap myself.
So unless LiLo breaks into jail, goes into an empty cell, locks the door and then swallows the key with her snatch, she's not going to spend anytime in jail. But since the court insists on going through all these hearings, they should at least make it interesting by getting kittens to re-enact the proceedings. Or fucking something.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:29pm.
California is fucked up mos definitely. Lilo--only newsworthy for absurdity.
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The one and only reason this has-been fuckup is "newsworthy" is because she makes it easy for entertainment "reporters" to fill up column space. Some days there's just not a lot going on, but there's always this trainwreck to fall back on. She makes their jobs simpler is all.
The only updates on her I read are MK's, because he's MK and he makes them funny.
Looks like Lindsay is burning a hole in this poor woman's face with her eyes...damn!
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:40pm.
Well, aren't you just a big bully? Lindsay Lohan is a precious angel-child, the greatest actress of our time and HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG. It's her father's fault she's had some struggles! You just want bad things to happen to her because you know she's more brilliant, talented, glamorous and beautiful than you'll ever be!
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It's so much harder to do a proper Dina Lohan impression through internet comments but yeah, you're right about everything.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Can't wait to see her face a *real* butch in prison and not a Hollywood version like SamRo. They will fuck...her....up "Born Innocent" style if she starts any of her shit.
Shawn is only delaying the inevitable. This may be the year that DListers finally get what we have been hoping for since 2005 or so.
I agree with MK. She could go tell the judge to take that six months of rehab and shove it up your fart hole and she would probably do about 2 mins. in jail. If I were Lohan I'd opt for the jail time knowing full well it's all BS.
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HOLE-Y Shit. Watching Ellen and Nikki MinajaTwat is so fucking annoying. Damn. I want to punch her in the throat.
California is fucked up mos definitely. Lilo--only newsworthy for absurdity. Next ruling, she will be able to designate an assistant to do the treatment time for her.
M.E., thanks. I think Shawn will stick with the road turd and bail her out yet again.
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Dog- here's the link from TMZ
http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2013/01/15/lindsay-lohan-shawn-holley-lawyer-m...
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:59pm.
No update from MK that Holley is not being asked back?
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For serious? Whar?
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No update from MK that Holley is not being asked back?
I am SHOCKED by this. Shocked I tell ya.
You know it's weird but hasn't Paris Hilton spent more time in the clink than Lohan? I could be wrong, but I wonder. It's so weird to think of what's become of Lohan over the last few years. If you think back to the more "innocent." haha, days when she and Paris and Nicole were pals hanging out together in the Hollywood club scene. I would have guessed (back then) Paris to be the one to get into more trouble but never would have guessed this string of Lohan's crimes.
What a freakin' EVIL face she's making in that pic.
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I don't think that I've ever had a client go with me to court. Of course I'm just in probate court. :)
They keep saying that Lohan can't go to jail due to overcrowding, yet they are still spending what, by now, I imagine are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, on court cases, hearings, etc. Why not just save all that money by building her a solitary 1 man jail cell where she could be thrown in and spend a good year or so in solitary?
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
THROW HER IN THE PIT! THROW HER IN THE PIT!
I find it amusing that the new lawyer she hired used to rep Daddy Lohan. Hopefully switching lawyers will blow up in her face. But as per usual bitch isn't even in the country & is too busy riding dick, snorting coke, etc. to care.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:52pm.
"but, couldn't what you say be said of any of us regardless of age or profession who knows someone who drunk drives and has a shit track record? or someone who is a spousal abuser -- do we step in to break up the marriage? there is some meaning in the saying "we are not our brother's keeper" - i don't think attorneys have any greater duty to be a Cracken keeper than anyone else ;-)"
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Truer words..., dear lady. I'm in mechanical engineering. If what I design fails, and people die. Yes, that would be a heavy burden, for me. But watching the design built with a material that's off-spec and not saying anything...? I don't know, the moral dilemma reaches into every aspect of our lives, I know. I do agree we are not our brother's keeper, and that people are responsible for their own actions/inaction. It's a very fine line at times, no? ;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:27pm.
you too are in the dlisted flu ward?! so sorry to hear - so not fun to have to work on deadline and be sick, feel for ya on that for real. hope you're doing the vitamin-ginger-other natural remedies as well as over the counter!
oh trust, i have done and do defense work for people who commit violent crimes, some heinous ones and have struggled with the ethical/moral issues over the many years. let's just say i have resolved them to my satisfaction, and i have never been forced to work on anything or for any client that falls out of my comfort zone.
but, couldn't what you say be said of any of us regardless of age or profession who knows someone who drunk drives and has a shit track record? or someone who is a spousal abuser -- do we step in to break up the marriage? there is some meaning in the saying "we are not our brother's keeper" - i don't think attorneys have any greater duty to be a Cracken keeper than anyone else ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:27pm.
I agree she's probably in it for the publicity, but 300+k for advertising? Heh, I'd like to be able to live int hat world, lol.
I guess I'd not make make a good attorney. I do believe the innocent deserve to be represented and the guilty prosecuted, the inverse makes me uncomfortable. The obvious example for me being the Cochran/OJ one.
If Holley does her part in the process of the next DUI, or whatever and someone dies, I just think part of the blame will lie with her, given her client's track record. Wouldn't that bother her? It would me.
I've been cuddled up trying to fight this damn flu/cold/ebola off, while trying to get a work project finished in 10 degree weather. I'm pretty much in jammies and in bed in the evenings lately, so that's why I haven't been on for the late crew. How is everything with you?
How is she surviving? She has no access to money, didn't the IRS freeze her bank accounts? She is obviously pulling tricks for cash. She makes me physically ill. I hate her guts.
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:17pm.
lol go ahead insult me, it's fashion forward this week. miss chatting w/you among the evening [evening for me at least] crowd. hope ur well
as for me, i would have kicked this bitch long ago. the CA rules of professional conduct allow an atty to ask the court to let one withdraw due to, in essence, irreconcilable differences causing a fatal breakdown in representation, or if client refuses to comply with terms in legal services agreement. if you don't pay me or honor your payment arrangement i'll bend until you break me then buh bye. but i don't represent multimillion dollar clients either. i agree with the people who are saying Holley is staying on for p.r. to get more celebrity clients in the future [would you want to hire an attorney who publicly abandoned a prior client in the middle of a legal mess? no.]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Foxxy
Hey hon!
Haha, no, I would never insult you, or our legal system that way. But, at some point...she (Holley) knew that Lindsay deserved the punishment for the crime, but still gets her off with a slap on the wrist or less. At what point with a with a long=term client would you say to yourself, ok, enough?
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:40pm.
What this stupid little whore needs is a truly horrifying jail experience. The judge should throw her in jail, but no special treatment or separate jail cell; toss her stupid ass into general population. That's right, force her to mix in with and deal with the Gen Pop girls. They'll kick the shit out of her daily, ugly her up, steal her stuff, intimidate her, etc. What she needs is an experience so terrifying and traumatic that she's so scared of going back that she'll walk the straight & narrow. Scared straight is the ONLY thing that will work with this dumbass; anything else is a joke to her. Get tough with her; set her straight. Enough is enough.
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Maybe the courts in California are just hoping Lindsay does their job for them and just eventually offs herself.
Maybe Shawn secretly despises Lohan and keeps getting her out because she knows Lindsay will eventually do something so fucked up that even she won't be able to help her and just the thought is making her chonies wet.
When nerves are touched and shit hits close to home, you can always tell the turds that float to the top they always go passive-aggressively hard to prove something because someone has caught on to their bullshit...;D
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Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:12pm.
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Oh I totally agree, she stunk at the game and was completely immature and annoying.
BUT DID YOU SEE HER ASS?????? lols
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Lindsay Lohan betta' KEEP that sister lawyer unless she wants to get passed around like a carton of cigs in the cellblock!!!
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Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:08pm
simply being a criminal defense attorney is unethical now? ;-)
[hi Esteem - where ya been?!]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:05pm.
But did you see Abi-Maria's ass? That trick would've gotten me voted off with a quickness cuz I'd a been trying to tap dat ass from the git go. lols
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Which is probably why she was cast even though she is utterly annoying, completely stunk at the game, and everyone hated her.
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:08pm.
At some point I would hope Ms Holley's ethics will kick in and she'll dump this twat before there's blood on her hands too.
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Pigs will fly and hell freeze over before Ms. Holley remembers what ethics even are.
At some point I would hope Ms Holley's ethics will kick in and she'll dump this twat before there's blood on her hands too.
I'm hoping that LieHo pulls a bad stunt in NY, or somewhere that isn't CA, so she'll actually be sitting in a cell for more than 30 mins. Due to the overcrowding in CA's jails she'll never get time, until she actually kills someone, no doubt.
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:40pm.
What this stupid little whore needs is a truly horrifying jail experience. The judge should throw her in jail, but no special treatment or separate jail cell; toss her stupid ass into general population. That's right, force her to mix in with and deal with the Gen Pop girls. They'll kick the shit out of her daily, ugly her up, steal her stuff, intimidate her, etc. What she needs is an experience so terrifying and traumatic that she's so scared of going back that she'll walk the straight & narrow. Scared straight is the ONLY thing that will work with this dumbass; anything else is a joke to her. Get tough with her; set her straight. Enough is enough.
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YESH. I don't understand why the judges don't understand this. They are judges....can't they do what they want with her? I can't imagine any judge worth a lick would feel sorry for her. I would think they would all be fed up and give her the max.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:48pm.
She did real good on Survivor. I thought she'd be a baby and get kicked off the island but she played a pretty good game, good enough for second place.
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She was crying in almost every single episode. The only people on last season of Survivor that I disliked more than Lisa were Abi-Maria and Jeff K*nt.
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But did you see Abi-Maria's ass? That trick would've gotten me voted off with a quickness cuz I'd a been trying to tap dat ass from the git go. lols
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A defendant in a felony case is typically required to appear in person at the arraignment and most other proceedings unless she executes a written waiver of appearance in open court. CA Penal Code 977(b)(1). Most misdemeanor defendants may appear through counsel at all stages of the case, including arraignment. Pen. Code 977(a)(1)
-CA Criminal Law:Procedure and Practice 2010
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Well, we can hope that the NY courts will give her some tough love.
But I'm not holding out much hope.
Did u just fart?
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:50pm.
Blohan will just blame the black kid anyway, so..
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Yes but she will say he's "colored"
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Edited - NVM. I don't recall that interview. But then again I cannot stand that whore's voice or her studdering of words.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:48pm.
She did real good on Survivor. I thought she'd be a baby and get kicked off the island but she played a pretty good game, good enough for second place.
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She was crying in almost every single episode. The only people on last season of Survivor that I disliked more than Lisa were Abi-Maria and Jeff K*nt.
Sucky - If you're going to color me with a sharpy at least give me freckles with the crimson colored one and not the fire engine red one. I don't want to look like I have the chicken pox!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:50pm.
Blohan will just blame the black kid anyway, so..
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Yes but she will say he's "colored"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv-6wjIb5So
I dunno how this mess keeps holding onto the life-force that allows her to keep fucking up and accumulating court dates. She must be part cockroach or sewer rat or something.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:37pm.
Another problem with Lindsay... she never does anything so BAD that there is no doubt she must serve time (yet). If she managed to really hurt or kill someone (God forbid) then, no doubt she would be prosecuted to the fullest extent. You know, pull an OJ or something. But she keeps on with these bullshit waste of time charges. They need to nail her on something big and quit teasing us that there is even a shade of a chance on jail
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Yeah but even OJ got away with murder.
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Blohan will just blame the black kid anyway, so...
* hands M.E. her J.D.* :-) other paperwork would have to be filed to end HOlley's representation not just the letter. but they used the "confusion" about representation as excuse for Lohan's non-appearance and prob to buy more time before the next hearing. otherwise, what happened today was all that was supposed to happen today - taking her plea. but i don't understand why Cracken did not have to make the personal appearance to enter her plea even though Holley was there...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:39pm.
So even if you have a court date you don't have to show up in person? Your lawyer can represent you?
Why does anyone show up for court then?
OT: Lisa Whelchel is on some show and she looks EXACTLY the same as she did 30 years ago. Maybe a smidge better. I know she's a crazy born-again, but hor looks good.
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She did real good on Survivor. I thought she'd be a baby and get kicked off the island but she played a pretty good game, good enough for second place.
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fuck u dan snyder.
Actually I did a bit of Wiki'ing, and I realized my Siberian gulag comment might've sounded a bit callous. Sorry about that.
A remote island, and not a nice tropical one, would suit her nicely. Someplace we never have to hear about or from her again.
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Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:37pm.
Another problem with Lindsay... she never does anything so BAD that there is no doubt she must serve time (yet). If she managed to really hurt or kill someone (God forbid) then, no doubt she would be prosecuted to the fullest extent. You know, pull an OJ or something. But she keeps on with these bullshit waste of time charges. They need to nail her on something big and quit teasing us that there is even a shade of a chance on jail
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Yeah but even OJ got away with murder.
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Blohan will just blame the black kid anyway, so...
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:42pm.
gingervitis
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:34pm.
It makes me violent how this bitch keeps getting off on all her probation violations, keeps breaking the law without a fuck in the world and not a single GD thing is going to come of it.
And yet I can have ONE DRINK before bed and 10 hours later still be terrified to drive my car.
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Aw, poor baby. It sucks being a little, doesn't it? C'mere, lemme give you a hug, just mash yerself up against me. Just like that, yeaaah oh yeah....oooo giggity. :P
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fuck u dan snyder.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:36pm.
EWWWWWWWWWWWUH! I'm not ghey!
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Who said anything about ghey, honey? Now hold still honey so I can add some freckles to your shoulders with this red sharpie marker honey.
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Don't give her gingervitis sucky!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:39pm.
So even if you have a court date you don't have to show up in person? Your lawyer can represent you?
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Only if your name is Lindsay Lohan. She's very special you know because of her monumental talent and demanding career.