Thursday, January 17th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 16th!
Like the final round of bidding on "The Price is Right," desperation sets in for the remaining contestants in Michelle Duggar's ovaries. Regardless of the outcome, one thing is clear: in this game, there are no winners. - GingeMinge
Runners-up:
You sit in the front row for a L'il Wayne show, you takes your chances. - degostev
Somehow I couldn't picture Megan Fox catching the Holy Ghost...until I visited her church. - City Barbie
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The first runner-up's comment is a complete rip-off of a comment someone made earlier that day:
Submitted by degostev on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:54pm.
You sit in the front row for a L'il Wayne show, you takes your chances.
Submitted by Spider73 on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:43pm.
Concert goers learn the hard way: You want to sit front row at an R.Kelly show, you best come prepared.
Plagiarism should not be rewarded.
So clever, all the way around! Congrats!
But Gingy,
I haz the claustrophobias I can't go in there.......oh, wait, Carnival just opened a "World Womb Cruise," I can hitch a ride on that, no worries!
*off to do Gingy's bidding*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Squee!
*sends Vern to neuter Michelle Duggar*
You don't even need special tools! You can just crawl right in and yank that shit out!
Sucky, I'll go to rehab quietly if you attend mopery counseling.
Come on... no one used the caption "Peter North returns from Retirement..."
Holy crap, these are all hilarious, hee hee! Hinge, you definitely killed it XD
These captions made me squirt!
*offers to spay or neuter Gingela ala Bob Barker*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
wow ladies great job! Bask in the glow of winning another CT contest while your children pray you go to rehab! It's never too late ladies!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Years after the Ghostbusters franchise fizzled out, Slimer is discovered working at a strip club in upstate NY, where even his most devoted fans need reminding from time to time that they should be BEGGING for that hot dog- eating act.
Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:45pm.
Was there any doubt that K-Fed would win the first season of Wanking with the Stars?
This one wins hands down
"After his acting career died in the 80's, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man fell into a deep depression and has now resorted to performing bukaki shows in Las Vegas."
Jessica Simpson's egg: "Nothing to worry about here. What could possibly happen?"
Surprisingly, the Blue Man Group does a cover of "Jizz in My Pants". Even more surprisingly- it's green!
The new Kim Kardashian ride at Universal Studios Florida is intense!
Somehow I couldn't picture Megan Fox catching the Holy Ghost...until I visited her church.
During a surprise duet with Cher, Chaz Bono un-expectantly explodes
Things get a bit messy during auditions for Charlie Sheen's new off-Broadway musical, "Cock of Ages"
one for the money...
two for the show...
three to get ready...
so Blohan Blow...
Shoot the Clown! Shoot the Clown!
While rehearsing scenes on the set of "The Canyons", James Deen introduces Lindsay to his version of method acting.
The exact moment inside when Jeremy Renner's baby was conceived.
The Lady GaGa/Kelly Osbourn feud just reached a whole new level: Bull Semen.
Look Ma! No hands!!
This is why I want to get invited to a Liam Neeson and John Hamm bukkake party!
Just to be clear, Jodi Foster decided to have real cumming out party, sorry front row.
TEXBRO
The risk one must take to hear POPOZOA live: the chance that K-Fed will get excited and his Super Sperm will be unleashed.
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Some of Kim K's eggs were more than happy to get Kanye's seed. Other eggs weren't so enthused.
Jessica should have known better. Pregnant while still breast feeding Maxi does not mix with a too tight nursing bra. Leno's studio audience really got an "eye full" that night.
Opening act at Kanye's "F&@k Infertility!" concert with a surprise guest appearance from long-time mentor Chuck Norris.
Well what the hell did you expect when you went to go see a band called BUKKAKE ?
Dreams really do come true as long as you Belieb
A month after birthing out baby Maxi, Jessica Simpson's ocean of amniotic fluid has decreased to a mere stream in preparation for infant #2.
During his concert, Kanye makes the point he really does want to name his kid Bukkake West.
When Chris Brown saw Rihanna in the front row, he immediately went for the money shot.
After a paranoid rant about the Kennedys, the Golden Globes, and the Illuminati, Taylor Swift launched into "Mean," shocking some in the front row with her newfound raw sexuality.
Mother always says to mind your manners and cum when you're called.
Well, in fairness, it was her first NBA game. You are supposed to yell BOO YA.....not BOO KAKI when the guy is shooting a free throw.....
Was there any doubt that K-Fed would win the first season of Wanking with the Stars?
Front Row at "Peter North: Live!"
Front row at "Peter North Live!"
Cindy was starting to regret getting a front row seat to the new Blue Man Bukkake Review at Caesar's Palace
A Taylor Swift concert full of teenage boys experience her Lisa Frank panty pudding.
EDC was never the same after one of DJ Paris's herpes blisters burst while attempting to be edgy and earn DJ cred by scratch records with her pussy lips.
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j
"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
How The Grinch stole your V card.
Tommy Lee gives a little something for the ladies that don't make it backstage.
You sit in the front row for a L'il Wayne show, you takes your chances.
Now that "Big bang theory" is finished Dr. Bialik has started touring with R. Kelly.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Like the final round of bidding on "The Price is Right," desperation sets in for the remaining contestants in Michelle Duggar's ovaries. Regardless of the outcome, one thing is clear: in this game, there are no winners.
The modern remake of Nickelodeon's "You Can't Do That on Television" goes too far.