Wednesday, January 16th 2013

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sophia Bowers (as played by Katherine LaNasa) from Deception

If you Xerox copied Revenge on a 25 cent copy machine at a drugstore and that shit was running extra low on ink, you'd have NBC's Deception. It's trash, it's probably going to get thrown in a shallow grave soon and I've seen more convincing acting from the first girl I made out with and that's saying everything. But I watch that mess, because:

a) It has Victor Garber in it.
b) Meagan Good's eyebrows are 3 layers of thick intrigue.
c) Sophia Bowers!

Sophia Bowers is Victor Garber's gold digging, ice queen of a trophy wife who has a heart made of pure bitch. Sophia always wears silk panties, always has a drink in her hand and she won my heart on Monday night when she called some assistant a "dumb bitch." No, it doesn't take much to win my easy heart. It just takes a frozen bitch stare and a hand permanently attached to a glass of booze.

BONUS! Katherine LaNasa was married to Dennis Hopper and French Stewart, and she's currently married to Jake from Melrose Place. A type: Katherine does not have one.

BONUS BONUS! Katherine LaNasa's feets have a 5-star rating on WikiFeet.

Posted by: Michael K


This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level best essay websites possums.

Craigypants's picture

This shit makes the Bold And The Beautiful look like a Shakespearean play, still it will probably appeal to most of the dumb down nation we live in.

saltydog's picture

Everytime I see previews for Revenge I think "that main girl just isn't pretty enough for this role". Shalow, yes....True, yes

misslainey's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:47am.

I was the same way, but once I learned cotton ones are better for you, I am totally a Hanes Her Way girl. Besides, I am going through the world's longest dry spell, so no one has seen mine in a few years.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 12:04pm.
Oh yeah, and I hate the over the top asshole Tate Donovan character.
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omg his teef freak me out! they look like they could fall out of his gums at any given moment.

RandéSleepover's picture

He'p me Jesus @ WikiFeet.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 12:12pm.

Correctomundo.

Funny, just about every woman I've dated has either worn thongs or no panties at all (the no-panty-wearers were the classiest!) and it was fucking hot!! the chick I'm dating now wears plain ole Hanes cotton panties... and it's fuckin hot!!

Conclusion: it doesn't make a shit.

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

Hekki's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "Hekkster and Lisbet - cotton panties are niiiiiice."

I was waitingo for you and Whamo to chime in. But it doesn't really matter, does it? As long as they come off, right?

stefystef's picture

That LeNasa chick was on 2-1/2 Men for a while. I thought she was an okay actress, but she has a great body for an older actress.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12

miz cynical's picture

Oh yeah, and I hate the over the top asshole Tate Donovan character.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

This bitch is the worst actress ever... she was in Two and a Half Men a few times as Charlie's overbearing, bitch-ass gf who acted just like his mom... lol pounding the Oedipus complex deeper in to Charlie's fucked up brain... I loved it.

Hekkster and Lisbet - cotton panties are niiiiiice.

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

miz cynical's picture

Watching the second episode right now because it's just that kind of day! And yeah, it's crap.

Vern's picture

"La Nasa" sounds like "La Nasty" which is reason enough to be hot slut.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Love Revenge! The pilot for Deception Not so much.

LaChaylo's picture

Lol, I was wondering if this show was a Revenge rip off. The networks really try to keep the shows similar, like Grimm and Once Upon a Time. But I love me some Grimm.

RichBitch's picture

Even this hotness won't get me to watch Deception.
Has Victoria Grayson been a HSOTD? If not, why not?

Hekki's picture

Lisbet: Yup. At least for everyday wear. Nothing comes close.

And a surprising number of men find plain white bikini panties sexy. *shrugs*

Thamar's picture

True sluts never have a type.

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:47am.

Silk panties are overrated. When I was a teenager, I thought it was the height of luxury to wear silk panties for my oblivious boyfriends.
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True dat. I can't be the only one who figured out early on that white cotton/nothing at all works best.

TexnDoc's picture

Hey, wiki says she's from New Orleans and I think I recall at least her father's name. So she went to Hollywood and after two tries landed a hasbeen from Melrose Place. Well laissez les bon temps rouler, cher.

Hekki's picture

"BONUS! Katherine LaNasa was married to Dennis Hopper and French Stewart, and she's currently married to Jake from Melrose Place. A type: Katherine does not have one."

I'm rolling. Yeah, Katherine does not have a type. Although she has interesting taste in men. I like all three of those dudes, for different reasons.

Hekki's picture

Silk panties are overrated. When I was a teenager, I thought it was the height of luxury to wear silk panties for my oblivious boyfriends.

Turns out they lose their luster unless painstakingly handwashed, and they wrinkle and tear easily (ahem).

But I like this bitch's hairdo.

warmislandsun's picture

This post has waaaaay too much time on its hands.