Jennifer Lawrence Basically Calls Out Lindsay Lohan For Being An Idiot

ha my son and I have a line from that movie we kill!! he sees a bunch of bottles ... I say 'I had Guests' and he drops Bette's line 'Who? Guns and Roses'?? and we just laugh and laugh. good times

Shithan is so fucking stupid. And she's jealous that girls like Jennifer Lawrence get nominated for Oscar and work on movies that aren't funded by kickstarter accounts.

Sandra Bullock shouted back at her TV 'I beat Meryl Streep too!'
AnnE Hathaway giggled to herself 'I beat Sally Field!'

VOB - RDJ is close 2nd to Gary. My brother met him and he said he was awesome despite my brother's ridiculous fan girl freak out. He also teased my brother about his height (he's 6'6) telling the only reason my brother noticed him in the first place was because he probably had to be careful not to crush villagers underfoot when he walked. HA!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

I don't really understand why she is still hired to be in movies. There are thousands of wannabes clamoring to be in any work at all, and they show up on time and don't act like an idiot. She is constantly chastised for being late, not showing up, being unprofessional, etc. So, um, don't hire her?

I love how Lohan is always ready to criticize and lecture others. It's almost adorable. Please Lindsay, we'd all be honored if you'd judge the rest of us as well.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Beautiful girl and unaffected but Jennifer's pr people should school her not to go negative about ANYBODY! Unless you are Shirley MacLaine.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:28pm.

Aww. I have loved RDJ ever since he was Larry on Ally McBeal.

And no1 should ever mess with a legend, such as Meryl Streep

>> Bitch, after what you did to Elizabeth Taylor?!

Love reading about the backlash she is taking on her Twitter account. Hoards of clever J-Law fans.

Here's the blind item about RDJ, but first, one about some real sleazebags;

#2 & #3 - Both of these award winning actors are A list. #2 is an A list movie actor, while #3 got his start in movies, and is now an A list television actor. Oh. Both of them are married as well. And both of them also have child(ren). Three or four times a year they get invited to a porno shoot by one of their mutual friends. When they get there though, it is not about watching, it is about each taking a turn with every actress on the set.

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This actor is A list. He is all movies all the time. This one is so easy, I probably should not have said he is A list. How many A list actors are there anyway? More than you think if you decide that headlining a movie makes you A list. Does that mean that the guy who headlined Van Wilder 3 is A list? Yikes. Anyway, our A list actor does some very quiet, very substantial charity work. How substantial? Millions of dollars a year substantial. If you are poor and cannot afford rehab, this actor has given away so much money to prominent rehab clinics so that people can afford to go to the same places he went to. They pass out "scholarships," or "grants." It is basically our actor paying for it. Complete a rehab program and stay sober for a few months? Don't be surprised if you get an offer for a job at some company that is paying you from money this actor gave to that company for that purpose. Someone to pay to watch your kids while you are in rehab and can't work? "Financial Assistance Program." Need your rent paid? That too. Anything he can do or thought of which he needed during his recovery he does for others who can't afford it. He says that he was helped by so many and given so many breaks and that is what allowed him to stay clean and he wants to do the same for as many others as he possibly can. Does he talk about it? Nope. This is his personal way that he gives back and doesn't feel that it is something that needs to be shared with the world and for him to get credit for. It is one recovering person helping another recovering person.

Robert Downey Jr.

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Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:20pm.
Let's face it, LL became the laughing stock of Hollywood YEARS ago and it seems that only more recently the hollywood community at large is saying what a tool she really is.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:58pm.
I really like JLaw and I think, of course, that Lindsay is a mess and will soon be dead.

That said, I do think that Lindsay is just too easy a target, these days. Meghan Fox rips on her, JLaw rips on her, Letterman rips on her... honestly, I find her so pathetic that ragging on her stupidity and wasted life in interviews/ on tv is like shooting fish in a barrel. There's no game in it. It's like talking about the sun being hot or rain being wet.
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Both true but I love how JLaw really destroyed her there in a subtle way without even trying, easy target or not. She really is an annoying cunt and the proverbial turd that won't flush and I'm sick of reading shit about her latest antics on here, schadenfreude or not.

JLaw mentioned her by name "Lindsay Lohan" = code for pathetic hasbeen loserdom and as if anyone cares what she thinks.

"twitterverse" = saddo Z-list celebrity chained to the computer for validation, pathetic enough to be on there doing live commentary of the Golden Globes while she's there winning. "twitter is very upset" Burn! Still, people who have no reason to be there and are never nominated show up to that mess every year.

I read some blind item reveals last night, stuff on Robert Pattinson, Sean Penn, Charlie Sheen (all sleazy asshole jerks), ScarJo, Mischa Barton (needy ho's) etc. etc. RDJ was in one of them, if I can pull it up from the infuriatingly slow CDAN, I'll post it.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 8:49pm.

I'm far from a RDJ scholar, but my recollection of his drugged-up years is he was a "nice" druggie. He just got wasted and didn't give everyone the finger the way LL always has. Plus, as you say, he got clean. And he has real acting talent.

I did just learn that he's only 5'7". Not much of an Ironman, huh?
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Keifer Sutherland is a mess too but manages to (sometimes) get his shit together and you don't really hear about him being a dick to people. Even Charlie Sheen comes across as somewhat of a nice guy even if he's a total fuckup. Blohan is a genuine asshole in addition to having demons.

5'7", wow I thought he was much taller.

Let's face it, LL became the laughing stock of Hollywood YEARS ago and it seems that only more recently the hollywood community at large is saying what a tool she really is.

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Kiki... Love RDJ more than Gary::: hangs head... There in an ancient article in the elder tomes of Vanity Fair that RDJ wrote from prison. The biggest person he said he let down was his son Indigo with broken promises.. His then wife.. And he finally admitted than anything less than prison .. And he was going to die. He could not stop himself. If you ever see it.. Maybe Sans can find it... It's heartbreaking and wonderful. It's a remarkable story in itself and there are not many hard core addicts alive that can tell it.

I really like JLaw and I think, of course, that Lindsay is a mess and will soon be dead.

That said, I do think that Lindsay is just too easy a target, these days. Meghan Fox rips on her, JLaw rips on her, Letterman rips on her... honestly, I find her so pathetic that ragging on her stupidity and wasted life in interviews/ on tv is like shooting fish in a barrel. There's no game in it. It's like talking about the sun being hot or rain being wet.

Irish - Shirley speaks the TRUTH!

@dirk digger - Eh, I don't think the RDJ analogy is fair to RDJ. Yes, he was truly a fuckup on drugs but I don't recall him blaming his problems on bad assistants, bad parents, haters, exhaustion, lost passports, or a roving pack if dogs that happened to eat his homework for the umpteenth time. He also didn't fuck over everyone who ever tried to help him. And IIRC, he did real time in a correctional facility for his drug-related bullshit.

ETA; yup, he was sentenced to three years in prison in 1999 hit a parole violation and had previously served 6 months for drugs.

The reason why Lindsay is the way she is due to her addict mentality. She truly sounds like every drunk/druggies/rageaholic I've known in that they all are allergic to personal accountability regardless if their state if sobriety.

Anyways, Jennifer is cool in my book. I think Meryl got the joke even if she may have initially missed the rerference and 'The First Wives Club' was funny. It even had Victor Garber in at as Diane Keaton's cheating hubs!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

So what? That would cross anyone's mind anyway if they're up against Meryl Streep! I thought it was funny.

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Why is this even a big deal anyway? Even if it didn't quote First Wives Club, it was still just a joke. Winslet did something similar in her gd Oscar speech and nobody raised an eyebrow.

Meryl = modern standard for legendary acting greatness/achievement and became an icon to everyone in this way after her Prada comeback. Lawrence joked about that as an ultimate superlative since Meryl won a gazillion awards, especially GGs which seems an annual event for her.

Surprised there's so much love for She Devil, thought that was considered one of her rare misfires. The British TV series is better and Meryl herself was disappointed it wasn't like that.

I love Jennifer Lawrence. Plus she's beautiful!

She's only 23. She is fresh and exotic faced. She has a slammingly great figure. She is more talented than Lohan. In other words, career death to Lohan. Hollywood always wants the better, more beautiful and professional newcomer.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:12pm.
No offense to Ms. Lawrence, but she kind of sounds like Lindsay Lohan with that raspy voice... *ducks flying tomatoes*
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I thought ScarJo with the husky voice actually, especially since she does the whole sexy thing, whereas LoHo now is an erection killer if anything.

Loved Silver Linings Playbook but I thought BCoop was better in it than JLaw (there's another shorthand showbiz name to complete things), it was his film and she was a supporting role.

She was more impressive to me in Winter's Bone - there she is unrecognizable, and it was quite a contrast to her sex kitten red carpet appearances. SLP = variation of her own persona we've seen on talk shows.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 8:41pm.
I think it had more to do with the fact that RDJR was already fairly established and also got his shit together before he completely pissed everyone off in the industry.

I'm far from a RDJ scholar, but my recollection of his drugged-up years is he was a "nice" druggie. He just got wasted and didn't give everyone the finger the way LL always has. Plus, as you say, he got clean. And he has real acting talent.

I did just learn that he's only 5'7". Not much of an Ironman, huh?

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:33pm

This is an excellent point. However, I think Robert Downey Jr. was a little bit different in the sense that he didnt constantly throw up his idiocies so publicly. Yes, he was a complete idiot that made headlines, but NOT on the internet. That is what is happening to these dumb idiots - too much communication via the internet. People usually forget if it is just in the papers. Papers fade, they get thrown away, and most don't go research in a paper or magazine.

Plus, he still makes money. Always has. He is still decent looking, and women like him. Hohan looks like a 50 year old truck stop hooker.

Truth is, if Lindsay Lohan had the talent she claims to have (and that everybody thought she had) she would have made a comeback already.

But she does not have any talent, she has 0 credibility and her looks are gone so she's fucked.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:33pm.

I think it had more to do with the fact that RDJR was already fairly established and also got his shit together before he completely pissed everyone off in the industry.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine: "Does Lindsay Lohan remember when she tweeted this:

"Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but a la Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys""

Oh, snap! That's right!

Wow, I LOVE THAT MOVIE...."She Devil". One of my faves.

Meryl Streep really is a terrific actress. However, like one comment someone made a while back, Meryl cannot do them all. So, more classic and multi-talented actresses are majorly needed.

Jennifer Lawrence probably did make herself look a bit stupid, but no one is perfect. If she had said "...to preface that great and funny movie "The First Wives Club"..."I beat Meryl!"...that would have been fine. Still dumb, but fine.

Lindsay is like one of those annoying family members that shows up to ANY family function that is going to have lots of booze. They talk, talk, talk until they become merely background noise. Every family member has given this family member some sympathy, but then learned the hard way. Thus, everyone puts up with him/her, but no one takes anything that family member says seriously. Same with LiLo. She is an also-ran and no one cares.

Does Lindsay Lohan remember when she tweeted this:

"Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but a la Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys"

Guess Jennifer never took Laloser up on her offer.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:39pm.
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Of course Meryl is laughing. She hasn't a petty bone in her body. Real class act. I've never seen She Devil. I'm going to look for it now that all you guys are recommending it. ;)

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This dumb twat said "old movies are boring". who cares what she thinks

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:41pm.
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Why would she kill herself? She thinks she's fucking valuable. And yes, She Devil was hilarious. I loved Roseanne's hairy mole, lol.

Submitted by ilovetatertots: "She Devil is one fucking hilarious ass movie. :)"

LOVE that movie. When Meryl's character is having lunch with her publisher and the publisher is like "you have something stuck in your hair..." and Meryl picks it out of her hair, says "Ooh, a gummi bear!" and pops it into her mouth. LOL.

So many good moments in that shit. I watch it every time it comes on.

(But the book was better...)

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:45pm.
She Devil is one fucking hilarious ass movie. :)

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I too love that movie. I don't know why Meryl never did more comedies, she's a divine comedienne.

JL is adorable. I hope her success continues.

She Devil is one fucking hilarious ass movie. :)

Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:13pm. I will give you a million dollars of money if you can find a way to get Lindsay Lohan to hear or read what you just wrote. I wonder if she would kill herself....
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Unfortunately, I have a feeling that is next on her and White Oprah's agenda. Fucking disgusting but it would not be surprising if this person's horrible mother convinced her that offing herself would be a way to go down in history as a legend. Just like Marilyn Monroe. If it goes down like that and if the media starts praising Hohan postmortem...well then fuck I don't know...but at least the few people like us that read Dlisted can see past all that bullshit.

I recently watched an older movie with Streep and Roseanne Barr called She Devil. OMG, those two were FUNNY! I'm sure Streep is laughing about this. She's got a sense of humor about herself.

Oh Whorehan, so petty and sooo jealous. The most recent awards she's ever won are Razzies, and most of her other nods are from two movies made ages ago. Yeah, keep trying to seem like the smart, respectful star, you dumb ,entitled little bitch.

I fucking love her so much! She's fantastic in Winters Bone and made a badass Katniss...can't wait to see Silver Linings Playbook this weekend

Meryl Streep would have laughed right along with Jennifer. She's likeable and cute. How laughable that Lohan couldn't see this was absolutely harmless.

People dissing the Lohans and KKartrashians should be a reality show. I'd watch.

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Ha, I knew JL's success would get under Blohan's skin and especially White Oprah's. Yep, two Academy Award nominations under her belt already.

Submitted by Chase Coxxx on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:21pm.

"Surely that mistake makes you no more of an idiot than Lindsay's faux pas."

You likely mean "no less of."

"Lindsay is an idiot for many reason, not being familiar with ..."

Bad comma splice and "reasons" misspelled, as someone already noted.

"... a silly line from an obscure movie (that was actually said by Bette Midler's character) only seen by campy queens ..."

Should be "which," not "that," since it's nonrestrictive.

You're welcome!

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:05pm.
Hohan's problem is that she is going for the tragic and troubled actress route ala Marilyn Monroe. Anyone, even stupid ass Hohan, who has ever followed Marilyn's life knows she was notorious for showing up hours late if at all when shooting movies. Since Hohan's head is so far up her own ass, she is thinking cuz Marilyn got away with that mess, and since Hohan is using the Marilyn Monroe guide to fame, she is thinking she can get away with it too.

Hohan must have missed that part where Marilyn Monroe's movies made money and this was the reason people back in the day put up with Marilyn's bullshit. The same can be said as to why fuck up's like Charlie Sheen get second chances and why this dumb Hohan bitch isn't being so welcomed back into the Hollywood fold. Charlie Sheen is an ass of epic proportions, but at the end of the day his tv shows and the other crap he is on make a whole lotta money. Hohan's projects make diddley-squat-shit so she might as well just go the reality show route and then eventually fade into oblivion. I vote for the latter, and quickly
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I will give you a million dollars of money if you can find a way to get Lindsay Lohan to hear or read what you just wrote. I wonder if she would kill herself....

Hohan's problem is that she is going for the tragic and troubled actress route ala Marilyn Monroe. Anyone, even stupid ass Hohan, who has ever followed Marilyn's life knows she was notorious for showing up hours late if at all when shooting movies. Since Hohan's head is so far up her own ass, she is thinking cuz Marilyn got away with that mess, and since Hohan is using the Marilyn Monroe guide to fame, she is thinking she can get away with it too.

Hohan must have missed that part where Marilyn Monroe's movies made money and this was the reason people back in the day put up with Marilyn's bullshit. The same can be said as to why fuck up's like Charlie Sheen get second chances and why this dumb Hohan bitch isn't being so welcomed back into the Hollywood fold. Charlie Sheen is an ass of epic proportions, but at the end of the day his tv shows and the other crap he is on make a whole lotta money. Hohan's projects make diddley-squat-shit so she might as well just go the reality show route and then eventually fade into oblivion. I vote for the latter, and quickly.

Submitted by Chase Coxxx on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:21pm

You must be new here.

Jennifer Lawrence is what you have when your parents are decent human beings and not bloodsucking parasitic pieces of shit.

~ It is only when we have lost everything that we truly know what we are made of... ~

Never seen this girl in anything, but I love her! What a great sense of humor. And Lohan IS a dope.

Everything aside:

I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT when young celebs try to pretend to not know what twitter is.

Don't get me wrong....I'm thankful they aren't on it but stop with the smug bullshit. STFU we know you know what twitter is.

You can kiss her ass all you want, Blohan, but Meryl Streep will never even speak to you.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:33pm.
I suspect it has more to do with his giant talent, his relatively harmless offenses, and the fact that he's still good looking for his age.

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