Afternoon Crumbs
And here comes the "Manti Te'o invented a dead girlfriend to cover up his love of hard dick" theories - Towleroad
The boy from About A Boy got manly in the face super fast - Lainey Gossip
That broken bathroom door really is a metaphor for Jenelle Evans' entire life - The Superficial
These outtakes from RiRi's Complex shoot are giving me "Coco in Fame" vibes - Hollywood Tuna
Lena Dunham says she's not fat in Detroit - Celebitchy
When are we going to find out that Tamara Ecclestone is really a pre-op Mufasa? - Drunken Stepfather
This is the weirdest and cleanest bukkake video I've ever seen - OMG Blog
I've always wanted to know what it felt like to get dumped by Samuel L. Jackson with the help of Taylor Swift and now I know! - IDLYITW
I know diamonds can cut glass, but can rhinestones cut ass? Just wondering for future reference - The Berry
The most interesting Greene on that red carpet is the fern in a box - Popoholic
"Mini humans are so weird" said Claire Danes as she looked at her newborn baby's face at the airport - Popsugar
My grandma had a braided rug on her kitchen floor that looked almost exactly like the dress Selena Gomez is wearing and my grandma's kitchen floor wore it better - Just Jared
Forgive me abuelita, but yes I'd let the Pope's secretary stick the tip in and wiggle - Jezebel
The photographer managed to capture MiserAlba looking as dull as her personality - Hollywood Rag
Daniella Moyles' nipple is a camera hog - Moe Jackson
Jennifer Aniston is the new face Aveeno and every time I read the word "Aveeno" it makes me want to guzzle on a bottle of a vino - I'm Not Obsessed
Scott Disick was a teen novel model, because of course he was - The Frisky
It took ten combs, five pair of scissors and a freshly sharpened machete to get Chaka's hair off of Erykah Badu's hair - Crunk + Disorderly
Three Las Vegas casinos really want the chance to waste $200 million - ICYDK


@ KM - people will do a lot of things for cash. He's a star! He was the victim. sure. he never lied nor did his dad.
whatever, the shade will remain.
'' However, no definitive date for a press conference has been set. And the longer Te’o waits to speak, the more innuendo and speculation about his involvement in the hoax continues to swirl.''
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/manti-te-os-uncle-says-m...
guilty much? bunch of blah blah.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Zorba the Greek (sorry, I don't know how to properly cut and paste on my 'puter.) Thank you for this summary, 'cause this scandal is beyond ... fascinating. I agree with your opinion. Doesn't matter if Tio is straight or gay, this hoax was mostly of his own making. It's atrocious what he did. This Spin Zone of making up con artist stories about your life because it makes you a more attractive "athlete." This should get the guy kicked out of the athletic program. But it won't. Cause ND loves and probably promoted this hoax. $$$$$
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/20130118_Man_admitted_duping...
Actually, of all people, Rob Dibble of Foxsports clocked that Mati is a closet case for all the reasons listed here and he's a graphic design major at Notre Dame. OMG dingdingding. Whatevs.
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:49am.
Could everybody please stop snarking about Te'o? For the sake of their imaginary baby. Please stop.
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Could everybody please stop snarking about Te'o? For the sake of their imaginary baby. Please stop.
FINALLY someone else is thinking what I'm thinking... that Manti might be gay. I've not heard anyone else say that.
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oh, who the FUCK cares about Manti Teo - the dude is ugly as sin. Those pacific island guys do zilch for me.
and they all have tiny pee-pees.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor
I gotta admit, this whole scandal is fascinating. We've had such boring scandals, ordinary cheating and divorces and stuff, for so long.
So it's great to have something really weird and intricate to pore over.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I got stalked by Mormons for a while. I ccepted one of their books because I was curious and they started trying to recruit me. They were nice but creepy. One night I was walking my dog, years ago, and this car passes me and then stops blocking my path, like the cops or worse. They jump out and it's them! Anyway they eventually got that I was just open-minded and curious but was not ready to drink the Kool-Aid.
It's a weird cult, obviously. They were caught "baptizing by proxy" dead Jewish victims of Hitler's camps. This means that one or more Mormons pretends to be a name from a list and is baptized. Then that dead Jewish person is a Mormon.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/03/us/jews-take-issue-with-posthumous-mor...
If your faith can not respect THE DEAD and performs some kind of ritual to posthumously change their religion you are a member of a cult.
Not to mention that it was only in the 60's they quit being (openly) racist towards black people, because they have "the Mark of Cain."
With all these strange customs they have the nerve to support legislation that oppresses gay people. I most they are more ridiculous than most religions and while the individuals who are Mormons can be good people, and often are, the religion itself is crazy and backward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0
"I love my dead gay girlfriend!"
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 2:15am.
I have an increasing respect and admiration for Mormons. The people of the Mormon faith that I have met have all been caring, selfless, kind people. The town in which Manti comes from is called Laie and is almost all Mormon. They have a BYU campus here and a beautiful temple built before 1920. I see nothing but goodness from these humble, giving people.
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I have yet to see a text or phone recording, a pic (since they met!) before I'd pledge on that. On the contrary, all texts and deleted status updates are coming to light and what was said forgotten.
you seem to be saying Mormons can do no wrong. Other than that, where's any proof of their ''relationship.''
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:55am.
Code Red: My goodness, the man has so many reasons to cover up being gay. From a small town. From the LDS church. A football player. Playing at a Catholic University.
I do believe he did the classic gay school boy thing of telling people he has a girlfriend in another town and showing them her picture, only this was bigger in scope and got out of control. He was getting tons of attention and praise for being brave. What is obvious is that he lied about meeting her more than once, so he was definitely not duped.
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his story is full of contradictions.
being a victim of a hoax was the only way to go, once it was discovered.
why couldn't he just hire a beard as a poster suggested, if he were to stay in the closet? why lie even.
far fetched, much.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 2:15am.
You're lucky. I got borderline stalked by some Mormons missionaries who couldn't accept that I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN YOUR FUCKING RELIGION.
I'd be a bad Mormon anyway, because it's not just a religion but a culture. I hate being part of groups, I hate hanging out with people who I have nothing in common with except religion, I hate bland clothes and I hate anything described as "clean and wholesome." I just want to drag my ass to church and home again, and have nothing else demanded of me socially.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I have an increasing respect and admiration for Mormons. The people of the Mormon faith that I have met have all been caring, selfless, kind people. The town in which Manti comes from is called Laie and is almost all Mormon. They have a BYU campus here and a beautiful temple built before 1920. I see nothing but goodness from these humble, giving people.
also Sushi, ''... He chose the Fighting Irish, coached by Charlie Weis, over BYU and USC. Te'o is the first USA Today Defensive Player of the Year to commit to the Irish since Kory Minor in 1995.'' - from his wiki.
a commenter said he was from Hawaii, and he chose ND, cuz it was the only college his boyfriend got accepted in. It's less hard to believe than all else thrown out there or proclaiming he wasn't in on it, when his own dad was.
ND is only trying to protect its star player.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
From his Twitter page: Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes.
Oh, the irony...
Oh, Mormons...
This must be the year for sport scandals and lies.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:46am.
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just read up on your comment. Gay or not, he was in on it.
Only I do believe he's gay.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I think you can be duped if you are naive. Once he found out he had been catfished, he was embarrassed and afraid he would look foolish.
Code Red: My goodness, the man has so many reasons to cover up being gay. From a small town. From the LDS church. A football player. Playing at a Catholic University.
I do believe he did the classic gay school boy thing of telling people he has a girlfriend in another town and showing them her picture, only this was bigger in scope and got out of control. He was getting tons of attention and praise for being brave. What is obvious is that he lied about meeting her more than once, so he was definitely not duped.
Also, he is Morman. There is no way this guy is a homosexual.
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you're amusing. Baptize all gays as Mormons. they'll change field right away and become straight.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
i guess being a FRAUD is more acceptable than owning up, in mormon culture.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:23am.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 7:57pm.
I'm going with the gay angle, too. First off, why was he searching for girls online? I'm sure girls were throwing themselves at him (since he's a sports star).
He's not into girls so he invents some imaginary long-distance relationship.
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This guy comes from a very, very small town where everyone knows everyone and Manti was not gay. In fact, he had a rep for being a ladies man.
If you understood the Samoan culture; it is very macho and the few gays that dare show themselves to be gay, do it in an obvious effeminate manner.
Also, he is Morman. There is no way this guy is a homosexual.
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need there said be more, honey?
he has all the reasons under the sun to not come out!
no really, you should have a drink with my dad, he said it was for publicity cuz even he doesn't believe in this story and that he was duped, is republican and doesn't get people who are gay.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I can't figure out how anyone still thinks Manti was just duped.
If you look at the transcripts released by SI he is very specific about somethings and vague about some extremely important details. He can't answer how they met ("just regular"), can't remember her major ("english and something"), can't remember when she graduated (even though they've been friends for 4 years).
What he's very specific about his everything that props him up to be this heroic guy. I mean, she's in a coma and he calls to hear her breathe? Bitch please.
I don't think he's gay. I think he is a sociopath who, along with his family, concocted this story to gain him favor for the Heisman campaign and the to make millions of dollars in endorsement. That is the motive.
The Manti story is so freaking weird and strangely comical. I'm also inclined to believe Manti is gay and was completely in on the ruse. I saw some interview where the reporter is fawning over him because of his dead grandmother and dead girlfriend, saying how, during a football game, the whole audience was supporting him and wearing leis in his honor. And Manti was just eating that shit up and even embellishing like, "Yeah, and...my girlfriend was buried that day." And he had such a slimy, shit-eating grin on his face, I don't feel bad for him at all. He might be gay and covering up for it, but this whopper went beyond that; it was about generating sympathy and publicity as well. I'm just amazed he and his buddy/boyfriend/whatever thought they were gonna get away with such a huge lie.
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@Kukai-Manini
Not one culture, race, religion, or creed is above homosexuality. As for being a religious ladies-man, have you ever heard of being in the closet. Dudes so far in the closet, he might as well be in Narnia.
EDIT: not all gays act like twinks. Talk about being naive.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 7:57pm.
I'm going with the gay angle, too. First off, why was he searching for girls online? I'm sure girls were throwing themselves at him (since he's a sports star).
He's not into girls so he invents some imaginary long-distance relationship.
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This guy comes from a very, very small town where everyone knows everyone and Manti was not gay. In fact, he had a rep for being a ladies man.
If you understood the Samoan culture; it is very macho and the few gays that dare show themselves to be gay, do it in an obvious effeminate manner.
Also, he is Morman. There is no way this guy is a homosexual.
If anything, he is naive. Samoans are trusting people.
Nicholas Hoult was brilliant in Skins. I'm glad to see him popping up in a movie..even if it is about zombies.
Erykah, I'd hate to be sitting behind you at any theater event.
and...
LOL @ Nanners' comment
I read this Vegas Cabbie's blog and he won't pick up at the MGM Grand because he said the doormen are pricks. Hahaha. Guess it's true.
Anyway here is his blog if you wanna read about it:
http://lvcabbiechronicles.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:59pm.
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Whoever got the job of Cigarette Police at the MGM is a prick. His job description must be a laugh RIOT!
To think of the number of things they turn a blind eye on... And yeah, it rains cigs... and beer.
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Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:46pm.
DAMN THE MAN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plaDFJpOfMs
OT: to be honest, i don't know what thread i'm in.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Criminal Littering! - You fiend.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:53pm.
good thing. i hate vegas so no experience with, as Robin Harris would put it, "the gd officers of the gd law" there. that's some b.s. random petty enforcement you dealt with, you know cigarettes rain onto the ground everywhere in Vegas 24/7
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:46pm.
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WHAT THE MOTHERF...? Really? What the hell? Are they kidding, anything goes but they hauled you off for that? That plain sucks. Well, here's to a better January NDN.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:46pm.
"cigarette" ;-)
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Yes, luckily this time it was a cigarette. I got bored watching my friends gamble and went outside for a smoke.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:46pm.
"cigarette" ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:02pm.
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And here we thought you had many girlfriends... in Vegas! Didn't you go there recently? lol
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Oh God ! ! ! ! I was hoping nobody would remember or mention Vegas. I had a good time til i got arrested for (wait for it). . .. . . . . Criminal Littering. & What was the dastardly crime The Chief committed? Throwing a cigarette butt on the ground outside of the MGM. I went to jail for that shit. Bastard cop could have given me a petty offense ticket. But Noooo. I plead not guilty at arraignment. Had to go back to Vegas a month later for pre-trial conference where the charge was reduced to not getting in trouble for 30 days and they would erase the charge and a small fine.
In grade 7, my best friend and I made up pretend boyfriends (gave them names and everything) and told our classmates that we would go and visit them on the bus when we had our eye doctor's appointments (as I was/am a glasses wearing nerd!). We really did it cause 1. it helped with our small town boredom to create these larger town boyfriends whom we imagined having much more interesting lives than our own and 2. we weren't quite interested in boys yet like some of our peers and wanted everyone to quit trying to get us with boys. LOL.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:02pm.
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And here we thought you had many girlfriends... in Vegas! Didn't you go there recently? lol
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Whoever thought up this Manti Te'O story (and it was most likely him) has too much time on their hands.
Water balloon boy is strangely erotic, lol MK!
Chaka Khan looks amazing! Whatever she's doing, it's working.
And Hoult and Ganswein are a couple of hotties. #Surprised
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 7:57pm.
I'm going with the gay angle, too. First off, why was he searching for girls online? I'm sure girls were throwing themselves at him (since he's a sports star).
He's not into girls so he invents some imaginary long-distance relationship.
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right. and the inconsistencies. seems like his dad was in on it by saying he had met her. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
the saddest thing is that it's a step back for the gay community. He'll probably stay closeted throughout his career, like Cristiano Ronaldo. My gaydar goes off the charts with that one, even more so than with tom cruise.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
So. . . I have a girlfriend. . .online; is the new. . . I have a girlfriend. . .in Canada?
miss chaka and miss badu can do no wrong in my book...
i don't want to know what the fuck is going on with this football player, but im just gonna say his "religion" doesn't allow him to be the gay, which i suspect is really what's going here...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Yeah your abuelita should smack you, but I remember being stunned at all the stunning specimens at the Vatican. I remember a your dark haired priest who looked like something out of GQ who was copping a ciggie in St Peter's square. What did Patsy tease Edina with? "The forbidden fruit is always the tastiest. It is forbidden. You deserve nothing."
JAniston has Mimi's prom dress on. That look gets around.
I don't understand the Manti story. I mean, how could he/they possibly think that it wouldn't be looked into by someone?
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Jennell Evans=Low Rent. Her bathroom mirror is dirty.
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 8:33pm.
Only a proper ghey would come up with something SO fucking dramatic! *clutches pearls*
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Love this!!!
Only a proper ghey would come up with something SO fucking dramatic! *clutches pearls*