"Cool Perm, Bro!"
No, this is not a picture of Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman sharing tips at the Annual Beard Aficionados Convention. This is Hugh Jackmeoff and B. Coop at the BAFTA tea party this weekend and Hugh is either saying, "Pull my finger with your sphincter muscle," or he's complimenting a bitch on that exquisitely permed mop. It's probably the latter. If you figured that Bradley Cooper just naturally has the golden waves of a Breck Girl, you're wrong. It takes a lot of chemicals, perm rods (wink wink) and copies of Cosmo for B. Coop's hair to look that greasy and lush. While talking to B. Coop at the BAFTA tea party, E! News got the exclusive CNN-worthy details about what's going on with his hair. B. Coop told them the secret to his beauty: he got a perm for a movie role.
"I permed my hair today. We did a camera test today and we were playing with the idea of him having curly hair. Like rollers! Oh, yeah bro, like rollers in the hair!"
B. Coop saying "Yeah bro, like rollers in the hair!" is a lot like the UPS delivery dude saying to me, "Like your shirt, boss!" It was a Dollywood t-shirt that was three sizes too small for me. B. Coop should've never admitted that he permed his hair, because a) you should never spill the secrets of your beauty and; b) this just confirms that he went out on at least one date with Taylor Swift. Can't you just picture Taylor giving B. Coop a perm in her Dream Dazzlers hair salon while he nibbles on a heart-shaped strawberry tart she made in her Easy-Bake Ultimate Oven? Bitch just gave himself up!
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At least Emu's perm didn't catch on fire like Skrillex's HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA
http://www.inquisitr.com/485503/skrillex-sets-hair-on-fire-blowing-out-b...
This is what happens when you continually drop the bass asshole! X]
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Hugh Jackman is a dreamboat.. Sigh.
HEY BRO. YOU LOOK LIKE A SERIOUS PISS CHUGGER AND I'VE HAD ABOUT 9 MILLER LITES, COME CHILL WITH ME, WE'RE GONNA GO TAILGATE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:41pm.
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C'mon, I just got up to speed on the whole thing.
Besides, other than that all I got is recipes. You like chicken sausage?
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fuck u dan snyder.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:31pm.
Why is the wolverine not attacking the emu?
What you're witnessing are the initial steps of a mating dance.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:43pm.
What the hell do you call Bradley's 'do? The mullet-lite for those with receding hairlines?
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Business in the front with a party in the back?
SUP BRO. CAN I TASTE YOUR PISS?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
bambam - made me think of Sweetness and her google bebe.
What the hell do you call Bradley's 'do? The mullet-lite for those with receding hairlines?
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:28pm.
if this were a caption this contest sucky's would need to be the only entry
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I don't think sucky was captioning the picture. I think he was making a plea to the men of dlisted.
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The fuck are you talking about? Sucky's gay? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!!
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fuck u dan snyder.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:40pm.
Hey ME! What did you think of that Notre Dame linebacker crap?
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No more of this breeder sports crap please!
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:31pm.
Why is the wolverine not attacking the emu?
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Either he's gone Vegan or he's just had lunch.
*shrugs*
RIP Dear Abby. 94!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/dear-abby-advice-columnis...
Hey ME! What did you think of that Notre Dame linebacker crap? I immediately had a forum flashback myself. lols
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fuck u dan snyder.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:30pm.
EMU! EMU! EMU!
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Just picture this
http://www.mononeurona.org/img/photos/emu-456.jpg
with one of these
http://www.mrcostumes.com/images/pz/3456/black-afro-wig-60306.jpg
and you'll know what Bradley Cooper will look like after they take the rollers out
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:28pm.
if this were a caption this contest sucky's would need to be the only entry
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I don't think sucky was captioning the picture. I think he was making a plea to the men of dlisted.
I'm bored of Bradley Cooper. Not hot. Not interesting. NEXT!
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Douchechill!
Why so many pics of that weird looking Bradley guy??? More pics of Hugh! WTF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why is the wolverine not attacking the emu?
EMU! EMU! EMU!
I can't help myself.
BAFTA tea party this past weekend? I thought both were at the Golden Globes Sunday night. Anyway, the BAFTA's seem to be more an Oscar predictor than the GGs these days. Remember last year the GGs were all "The Help" crazy.
Gotta say, I like Jackmeoff a lot less after seeing Les Miz (awful) and his Oscar whoring interview. He's like AnnE Hathaway, except someone is occasionally able to rein him in.
if this were a caption this contest sucky's would need to be the only entry
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I still can't decide whether the emu serial killer is wearing a wig, has transplants or just has a weird forehead/hairline. (If it's the last, then I actually feel sorry for him.) Either way, it's probably not good that I can't take my eyes off his forehead.
SUP BRO. MAKE MY BUTT PREGNANT BRO.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.