Friday, January 18th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Kevin Costner (58)
Benji Schwimmer (29)
Samantha Mumba (30)
Jason Segel (33)
Joanna Newsom (31)
Estelle (33)
Jay Chou (34)
Jonathan Davis (42)
DJ Quik (43)
Jesse L. Martin (44)
Dave Attell (48)
Jane Horrocks (49)
Tom Bailey of The Thompson Twins (59)
Phillipe Starck (64)
Takeshi Kitano (66)
• 
This is from "Truth or Dare" Kevin Costner told Madonna her show was "NEAT". She was insulted and made fun of him for using the word NEAT to describer her masterbating, dancing, singing, etc.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves has been running on the movie channel. When it was a hit movie I thought it was awesome. Seeing it 20 years later I see how utterly terrible it is. With a random black actor, aka Morgan Freeman to try to make it legit.
LMAO at this Costner pic. Did he and Madonna do something together?
Is Midwestern a position?
LMAO at this Costner pic. Did he and Madonna do something together? lol
oh my lord is his hair bad
The worst look of Bill Gates's life.
*shame face*
I have a long standing crush on Dave Attell. I religiously watched Insomniac.
I have no explanation.
HB Dave Attell and Jane (Bubble) Horrocks. She was awesome in Little Voice too. We had an idiot coworker who we called Bubble.
Costner and Madonna, of course! She is such a notorious size queen!
POOOHTEEEE!
Happy birthday Kevin Costner. Whatever else he has done in his career and in his life, "Dances With Wolves" is a work of art. And "500 Nations" is a moving and educational tribute to indigenous Americans.
Benji Schwimmer is a hell of a dancer. I think he is choreographing now. I love that style of dance he promotes, "West Coast Swing" or something like that.
Lol cause I thought for a moment that this was for Madonna's 78th birfday. She looks like Nora Desmond herself in drag (I happily forgot about blond ambition). I have nothing nice to say about KC either but I do love Jane Horrocks and what a voice she has!
HB Jane Horrocks!! as soon as i see Bubble i start to giggle. HB Jesse Martin! -- come here, how you doin'?
HB D.J. Quick "TMZ reported that for the album's release party he took over a marijuana dispensary in Los Angeles on April 22, 2011 and in a matter of minutes, the whole place was up in smoke" lmfao - i guess his birthday party takes over all of Humboldt County
Costner seems exactly the type to fake ass kiss other celebrities; the "neat" comment is hilarious tho. i would have stuck my finger down my throat before he walked up, while he was there, AND after he left. i also would not have done it on camera, but then again i'm not elegant like Madonna
i hated Dave Attell until i saw Peter Tosh. HB Dave Attell, please come back to prominence!
HB Samantha Mumba [it's Samantha week on dlisted! lol]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hekki -- Kevin Costner was so beautiful when he was young & clean cut. I don't like him grizzled with soul patches & shit. He should leave the cowboy act to my other man, Sam Elliott.
=======================================================
"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:44am.
For the edification of the youngins on this blog... This picture is a still from "Truth or Dare," the so-called documentary on the backstage antics or Madge and her troops during the Blonde Ambition tour.
The minute Costner had left after visiting backstage to congratulate her post-concert (see picture), Madge stuck a finger in her throat and mock-vomited to express her dislike. All that was captured in the film...
Bitch has NEVER had any class.
*************************************************
ITA that she's never had any class, but WTF kind of word is "neat" to use if you're not in 4th grade??
Also, forgot that KC had that awful mullet back then. LOL
Truth or Dare Kevin Costner. He called Madonna's show "neat" and she flipped on him
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:28am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 01/
FIGHT THE FUTURE!
==============================================
Gives a Black Panther salute to DP!
Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:36am.
that lady in downton abbey, lady mary, said she is 31. no way, she has armpit crotch and many many crow's feet. i was 40 or more before that could be said of me.
i hate armpit crotch. what causes it?
****************************
Both could be caused by losing way too much weight too quickly, and not staying hydrated enough (for fear of bloat). Ruins your skin.
Maybe this impending birthday explains why Kevin Costner was so gloomy at the Globes during his acceptance speech.
I saw Thompson Twins (it was cool for bands not to have "the" in their names back then) back in the early 80s at the old Stanley Theater in Pittsburgh. I also saw Lou Reed there in maybe 1977 or so.
This is the same Stanley Theater that my Dad used to sneak into to watch the Three Stooges LIVE when he was a kid.
Happy Birthday all.
For the edification of the youngins on this blog... This picture is a still from "Truth or Dare," the so-called documentary on the backstage antics or Madge and her troops during the Blonde Ambition tour.
The minute Costner had left after visiting backstage to congratulate her post-concert (see picture), Madge stuck a finger in her throat and mock-vomited to express her dislike. All that was captured in the film...
Bitch has NEVER had any class.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:28am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 01/
FIGHT THE FUTURE!
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
Ok Costner did sound like a dork but she did not have to be such a see you next Tuesday to him.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:59am.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:12am
=================================================
Skinny, yes we DO live in a different world for sure, I seems the changes are happening exponentially now, faster and more powerful computers make faster and more computers, it's crazy man.
The hand written letter may be dead but I'd suggest people communicate more often than ever by typing. If I had to write letter I wouldn't speak to half the people I do.
It changed the way we get and listen to music forever that's for sure.
Hekki..it's kinda funny how you can be traveling anywhere in the world and show someone not only where you live but what your backyard looks like.
HB to Kevin Costner! Loved him in "Dances with wolves".
+++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Umm, that could never be Linds in the photo - the arm has muscle tone.
And wtf is "armpit crotch?" I get all my schooling on the D.
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
Whamo, right? I was an adult (technically) and was working and stuff pre-Internet and I really can't remember how people made hotel arrangements and got driving directions and looked stuff up. We are absolutely spoiled now.
Like, any old thing will send me down an information rabbit hole. Google Streetview alone can eat up a huge chunk of time. Could you have imagined that, 10 years ago? (The kids and I are in front of our building in our Street View!) virtually wandering a neighborhood? Wild.
Yes, I wonder whatever became of all the travel agents
Kevin Costner - Whateva!
Benji Schwimmer - David's son?
Joanna Newsom - great harpist, annoying voice!
Estelle - If it ain't Estelle Getty, then I don't care
DJ Quik - IS IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE!
Tom Bailey of The Thompson Twins - Hold me now
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
Happy birthday Bubble! I love her.
Lady Mary - Michelle Dockery is in fact 31. She's gonna have CZJ issues her whole life! She just has a mature face!
________________________________
Dark-sided!
"Neat"? Anybody who says my show is "neat" has to go.....
Happy Birthday Kevin Costner!
**************************************************************
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:52am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:35am.
that picture makes me feel very very very very old. this was barely an internet then.
=============================================
It's hard to think when there wasn't an Internet, it's changed the world yet is still in it's absolute infancy.
It's funny how the futuristic world of Blade Runner is coming into existence. It's scary to think what we'll be able to to with the Internet in 50 years, we will be living in a very very different world.
********************
Actually, we're living in a very different world now. Way back then, who had cell phones? No one walked around clutching their IPhones or Blackberrys. People actually SPOKE to one another; they wrote letters. No CDs, DVDs, we thought the Walkman was a marvel!!!! It's must sound like the freaking Stone Age to kids today.
y'all got it all wrong. jason segel is the best! la la love him.
dave attell, too. hb, you drunk!
-----------------------------
watching hardcore ufos
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:26am.
Jason Segel is annoying as all FUCK.
+++
Thank you!! I can't fucking stand him! He's like an adorkable Ben Stiller to me.
----------------------------------------------------
My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I loved Jason Segel as Nick in Freaks and Geeks - it was his first big role and he played the awkward wannabe musician kid brilliantly. Jane Horrocks as Bubble and in Little Voice is enormously talented. Philipe Starck - I do like his work, so HB to all.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:35am.
that picture makes me feel very very very very old. this was barely an internet then.
=============================================
It's hard to think when there wasn't an Internet, it's changed the world yet is still in it's absolute infancy.
It's funny how the futuristic world of Blade Runner is coming into existence. It's scary to think what we'll be able to to with the Internet in 50 years, we will be living in a very very different world.
Neat!
oh, and isnt that madonna he's talking to? kevin c? and also? i love JFK with all my heart, and i love him in it.
********************
Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
that lady in downton abbey, lady mary, said she is 31. no way, she has armpit crotch and many many crow's feet. i was 40 or more before that could be said of me.
i hate armpit crotch. what causes it?
********************
Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Did anyone think that was blonde Linds for a second? Just me? Oh well. I guess it's a burn on both Linds and Madge.
Have a neat birthday, Kevin Costner.
that picture makes me feel very very very very old. this was barely an internet then.
Birfday Boy Costner was HOTTT in "No Way Out"!! *squirms*
And Jesse Martin could get it from me, too.
Also to Dave Attell and Jane Horrocks and the Thompson Twin.
Jason Segel is only 33? Bullshit. Lying about his age like the rest of Hollyweird.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:16am.
Jane Horrocks was in my favorite Mike Leigh movie, Life is Sweet (1989 or 1990). Inexplicably, it's never been released on DVD in the US.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you see Little Voice? Loved it.
Kevin Costner...I must have been the one guy that liked Waterworld, I wanted that cool Catamaran he had.
Tom Bailey of The Thompson Twins....Love 80's new wave, there was a lot of cheese but damn it was fun..lies lies lies ya....
this is for we teens and 20 somthins of the 80's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXhk9VLPt28
Happy Bday Sluts
Jason Segel is annoying as all FUCK. HB to Dave Attell. May your Birthday Cake be "dogdick-red"!
HB Bubble.
Edina: Bubble what's your job?
Bubble: What's me what?
Edina: Your job.
Bubble: I don't know. Sit around. Get paid.
Jane Horrocks was in my favorite Mike Leigh movie, Life is Sweet (1989 or 1990). Inexplicably, it's never been released on DVD in the US.
OMG MULLET! Costner was so hot in No Way Out. Downhill after that. And his acting is more wooden than a fence post.
And am I the only one who wants to punch Jason Segel's baby-ass-looking face? Come ON, I cannot!