Monday, January 21st 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 18th!
If you look really hard, you can see the ropes and pulleys holding Lance's demons up. NICE TRY BUT WE'RE ON TO YOU! - ISprainedMyUvula
Runners-up:
The statue of Manti T'eo sitting on his girlfriend's lap constructed outside Notre Dame's football stadium, will now have to be removed. - parissucksliterally
You would think Paula Deen's cooking would shoot right through ya'll, but that two pounds of cheese can really tie up your bowels. - bkmn
via Izismile
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UVY! PSL OMG these were so funny!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Awesomeness, everyhooker!
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Guntflaps demons.
Yay Groovy Uvy & PSL
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats UVY, PSL, and bkmn! Funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
PSL!!!!!!!
Thanks to the Rascal for the heads up!
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Usually ignore this feature, but I really wanted to see what everyone would come up with for this photo. Hahahahaha!
UVY!!! You first, me runner up? Great way to start the day!!!
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Don't ya think that you need somebody?
Don't ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one, you're not the only one
Congrats horz!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Holy shit these are funny!! Congrats winners!
Uvy/PSL ♥♥
Congrats to winners!
Uvy and PSL !!!!!!!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
OMG PSL I laughed out loud at your submission. Well done.
Will work for Magic the Gathering playing partners.
Will work for Magic the Gathering playing partners.
Earth angel Harvey Price protests his new disgusting stepfather.
As part of the next phase of career, Madonna turns to performance art
madonna's new workout video
True to form, James Franco had to go and one up Satan.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Nice Moobsss...
Shudddupppp.. You know you want me.
The blackface convention gets less popular and more weird every year.
The lines are already beginning to be the first to see The Kardashian Spawn.
Yoda displays the bursting creation of gas as a natural component of the force in flying lessons 101.
Well, at least we know what happened to Mexican Dan's wax strip.
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You know the economy's going to Hell in a handbasket when Satan himself is panhandling with said basket.
Satan reserves a block on the walk of fame in front of Grauman's Chinese for the Kardashian Klan..
IN THIS ECONOMY and facing the loss of support of millions of believers, even the Vatican's statues are out on the stroll riding peen for a Euro. Just like the management.
Can someone please move my s**t bucket under my ass!?!?
No one knows yet but Khloe is pregnant now and this is how gestation occurs for "her kind".
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Even worse, they showed up at the People's Choice awards in the same Versaci knock-off.
Sure, Travolta and Cruise are both into Scientology right now, but Satan knows just how much they appreciate a long, thick, and sturdy staff.
Demon #2 nervously eyes his competition in the Hell's Got Talent competition.
Yes, Lamar would sell even THAT to get the hell away from Khloe.
Snippets from the "Jersey Shore Series Finale: Director's Cut", reveal Snooki and Ronnie in their true forms.
After the Kardashian family gets their cut -Kanyes 'watch the throne' tour budget is at an all time low. Humphries passes by on occassion to flaunt what he bought with his portion of the funds...
Yoda's cousin Beelzeboda, I am.
Bocce Ball, my ass!
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Well, you know what they say: Shit Floats.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Casper Smart patiently waits for his weekly allowance and chore list from his master and commander Satan, I mean J. Lo.
The Devil dipped in chocolate? This *is* my lucky day!
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God don't like ugly.
Manti Te'o considers cruising Satan to get out of his current predicament.
Is that a Notre Dame helmet?
What's missing is when the evil Angel shows up to bring it back to life and Buffy arrives only to be pissed that this is much more sophisticated than the original version. DAMN YOU WB
In honor of MLK Day.....Rosa Parks finally loses the bus entirely and travels via magic carpet...
Later that day, Lance swore on a Bible he wasn't using levitation-enhancing drugs.
These days, magic carpet rides just aren't the same.
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Salvation Army red kettle bell ringers gone bad.
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Right-wingers erected a statue to honor Clarence Thomas, but they cut the budget for the pedestal.
Bringing Flava Flav helped take the attention away from Ted Danzen.
Unbeknownst, all 3 of them think they are photobombing the other person(s).
You would think Paula Deen's cooking would shoot right through ya'll, but that two pounds of cheese can really tie up your bowels.
Dude, nobody's gonna pay to watch someone sit on a big black pole when all they have to do is turn on the Kardashians.