Don't Ever Take Zac Efron's Picture When He's Standing Near A Bunch Of Dildos
Or is the plural of dildo "Kardashians"? I'm not sure.
Anyway, a paparazzo was strolling by the window of the Fantasy World sex shop in the West Village the other day when something shiny, plastic and beautiful caught his eye. The paparazzo looked into the window and saw the most pretty and special dildo he's ever seen in his life and it was surrounded by a bunch of homely dildos. And as the paparazzo's body twitched while thinking about all the places he'd like to take that pretty, pretty dildo, the pretty, pretty dildo blinked! It wasn't a dildo. It was just the most beautiful Disney princess of all-time Zac Efron! So the paparazzo pulled out his camera and started taking pictures of Zac standing next to a menagerie of plastic dicks (click here to see the picture, that glowing blue one looks like its begging Zac to kiss it gently). The New York Post says that when Zac realized the pap was taking pictures of him in a garden of toy dicks, he ran after the pap. A witness type said this to the Post:
“Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures. He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.”
The pap refused, so Zac's spokeswhores quickly put out a statement saying that he was at the sex store to film a scene for his new movie. So Zac Efron was shooting a scene with a bunch of dildos as his co-stars (wouldn't be the first time, see: High School Musical) and I'm guessing that scene is going to be in the movie, but yet he's begging a paparazzo to delete a picture of him with a bunch of dildos? That makes sense! But whatever, Zac shouldn't be so dramatic. It's not like his little, innocent fans haven't seen him with a bunch of dildos before (again, see: High School Musical). And we should all be impressed, because Zac was able to chase after that pap while a butt plug he was trying on was firmly stuck up his culo.
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According to his IMBD page, he has 2 movies filming at the moment, of those "Are We Officially Dating?" sounds *maybe* like it could have a scene in it in a sex shop. But the pap didn't get any camera guys there? Um hmm.
But...
yeah no, Zac got busted buying toys. You're an adult Zafron, own it and stop making a fuss. Lots of us over the age of consent have and use toys. Big whoop.
He looks like Pavarotti.
That shit is so photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His fame has dwindled, he is now famous for being pissed on by Nicole Kidman,Kardashian style! I'm sure his young fans will love that! Next PR move, he will date Taylor Swift.
Cheap dildos are the worst!
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Pedo crush? Hahahaha, UBF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Fans???? Bwahaha! He needs to hook up with Taylor Swift!
what does the HB Pier have to do with this website? Why not a banner with a homeless junkie next to Madonna's star?
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Wow. Nothing like adding a couple layers of blubber to disguise the hot on a bitch!
I hope the Karma Police take care of this shitstain paparazzo. Very Uncool.
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
looks photoshopped guys
Somebody eats good now.
http://realteenrelationships.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/disguis... ...it's a disguise, use one Zac! :>
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"Have you met Howard?"
I forgot about the red carpet condom incident and the hotel balcony thing. With that in mind, I'm going with this was all a PR stunt so that he can be taken seriously as a grown man actor instead of pre-pubescent heartthrob.
Also, if it were for a movie, it would be pretty obvious. You know, film cameras, a set, etc. Plus, you'd think his people would be readily able to say, well, of course. That was for HSM 8 or some such shit. Total BS.
Why is a young man in a sex shop considered scandalous? No entiendo.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:55am.
Zac is lookin all sorts of chunky!
He's aging the DiCaprio way - "heavy" face.
Hahaha louise, when I read that all I could think was "those poor screenwriters, now they have to write a scene with a sex shop STAT"
This is my new favorite picture.
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Zac is lookin all sorts of chunky!
Is the top pic real because LOL?!
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Aww i like him, he seems harmless. But why go to the sex shop to get toys? *orders zac a bag of dildos online*
Okay, so he wants the paps to delete the photo of him standing around a bunch of dildos because of his young fans, BUT this is supposedly a scene from a movie he is filming. So...won't the fans just see it eventually?
Look at you, being all logical and shit. LOL.
*bows down*
"this isn’t the first time Efron has been caught in a similar situation: Back in 2008 he and then-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were photographed shopping for a blow-up sheep sex doll in Los Angeles."
Wait, what? (That's from the linked article in the NYPost)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:32am.
I shove a Dildo up his ass ANY day of the week
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LMFAO!!!
thanks to the peeps who tried to lie for efron we can now be assured that efron was on a personal missile-mission & that his distended ass lips drip out dildo after dildo all the live long day.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
He looks a bit speshul in that photo. Like someone is goosing a bearded speshul person. Bless him.
He needs some Midol and a heating pad, PMS is a bitch.
I shove a Dildo up his ass ANY day of the week. NO SHAME. He is my "i feel like a Pedo" crush.
If only Zac had worn sun glasses this entire catastrophe could have been avoided.
I think the "shooting a movie" part of the story is bullshit. He did this for attention, just like his nude sunbathing on the hotel balcony.
The pic even looks a bit staged.
Oh my! You would think someone had broken his hymen.
Lol! This gave me a smile for the morning commute...
Question:what size batteries does the Zacdo take?
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Roseanne Barr
What a very confusing story. Surely if they were filming a movie there'd be some way to easily confirm it (and then why would he even care)? I don't get why this is a big deal? He's a grown man in his mid twenties so regardless of his sexual preferences why would he think anyone gives two shits? He must know as a celeb he'd be photographed. He should just own it, gay, straight or otherwise.
If this twinkie bottom bitch can't come out, how can we expect the notre dame linebacker to come out??
Very disappointed MK. Those are the little vibrating clit (and other bits) "dickie" things .....not full blown dildos. I'm not into dildos so much but I like these pocket rocket things.
I think Zachy is a sweet guy too. Of course he wouldn't want this photo plastered all over the place ....he's not Rihanna FFS.
how disappointing... that wall is seriously lacking quality toys, only mediocre bullets, few stripped jellies and many refurbished dildos from decades ago, quite sad selection.
@GG
Does that Slutmobile seat more than two?? O_O
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whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
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Zac Efron still has fans?
In or out of the closet...he is just BORING and gets way more attention for his looks than he deserves.
He is a total yawn fest if you ask me.
The real picture is funny because one of the dildos is flopping over and it looks like it just wants to be closer to Zac.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:31am.
"I have so many young fans..but they don't mind seeing me get pissed on in a movie by Nicole Kidman". Oh, Zac.
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He should say he's doing research for a possible sequel. Seriously, it's sad that they had to spend millions of dollars and write a plot. They should have called it Piss Pig and just improvised it and let it "leak" on the Internet. Then sell it from some server located on an offshore oilrig. Save time, make more money!
I thought celebrities got friends to shop for that sort of thing.
And come on, young fans? His young fans have probably heard that his ex-beard was caught showing her Demi Moore bush to the world. He just doesn't want anyone thinking he doesn't have strictly hetero vanilla sex with no toys.
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Thanks GG! hahaha I am jedi.
Two words for Zac: online purchase.
Is the first pic photoshopped? He looks hot in the real photo though. Yes, I would (go shopping for toys with him).
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Geez, EVERY time I send one of my menz on an errand, the paparazzi has to trail his ass, and then the night is ruined. . You leave my zachy alone!
AAAAAA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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@klejersey what in the schizophrenic hell kind of ramble....?
Is this pic real?? Cause it's turning me on, like he was caught in the act of testing the product. Hmm... I may need to do some research for a film project myself.
*google maps Fantasy World, west village*
LOL @ his freak out, but I still like him. He seems like a nice enough guy. I wasn't convinced he was gay until I read about him and Suge Knight's "son". The story was just way too fucking random to not have some truth to it.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:39am.
Hmmmmmmm...*checks out wall behind Zac*
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What's the opposite of prudehor? GG, are you still taking applications for slut partners in crime? Thanks. ;)
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