JLo Does Have One Regret: Posing For This Cover
JLo and JLo's team agreed to give People an exclusive interview, because People's the only one who asked and because they thought her cover would take a little shine away from Mimi's debut on American Idol. But Team JLo's sneaky smiles quickly turned to clenched frowns when they saw the cover. They think the picture makes JLo look like a wretched old hag with hay for hair ("In other words, dahling, her true self?" - Mimi).
JLo's team compared her to Betsey Johnson, which I guess is supposed to be a bad thing? The source tells Page Six that they all think the cover makes her look "old and haggard" and that they called up People to complain about the picture. But Benny Medina tells Page Six that Lance Armstrong must be their source, because it's all a lie. Benny said, "Look at the pictures and read the story! We worked closely with the editors of People and we are very pleased with cover photo and the results all around.”
JLo's team might think this is the worst picture of her ever taken, but I think this is the best picture of her ever taken. JLo's facial expressions usually say "SEXY! SEXY! SEXY!" or ultra bitch, so this is a softer side of her. She almost looks sweet.
She looks like a hyperactive dog who is really happy to see you. When I first saw this cover, I dropped my briefcase and patted my knees while saying, "Come here, JLo! Come here! Come give daddy a kiss! Who's the most beautiful girl in the world? You are, JLo! You are! Now come here, girl!"
I even think JLo missed the Wee-Wee Pad a little, but I don't care. How can I be mad at such an adorable girl?
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Jennifer Lopez is a pretty lady. Pinky would like to see more of her, though. Any ladies here interested in chatting with Pinky?
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that's beach hair, I'm thinking this was done at the beach to look like some sort of hamptons thing (hence the jcrew sweater) and they ps'd all that out. That pose would make more sense if she was in the sand and not on some studio floor too.
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That picture looks nothing like her!
Looks like Jane Seymour to me.
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I still don't know why she is famous. She can't sing, can't act, whats her talent? She is basically Kardashian famous, for her fat ass.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:35pm.
Louise -- good point! But that's probably too much work for her. Why do work that a peon can do, right? If I were that peon, I'd spit in it before stirring.
That makes me ill. She's really an awful person. Her peons need to get their heads out of their asses and get some self-respect. I can't see any amount of money being worth getting screamed at because I dared stir the coffee the wrong direction.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 4:14pm.
M.E. remember she is BFF with that King of Queens Cunt face?
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Lea Remini or sumpthin like that, used to be on The Talk. I read somewhere she and JLo had a little fling downlow. Made sense, both are new yorkers and Lea's husband is PR.
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fuck u dan snyder.
Stan Hooper I know, I love her!
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M.E. remember she is BFF with that King of Queens Cunt face?
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The hair is hilariously dreadful.
Everyone in Hollywood is starting to look the same. I thought this was Kate Hudson in a (cheap, nasty) wig.
And Fie on Her for suggesting that looking like BetsJo is a bad thing. Okay, so the woman is, like, 100 years old and resembles Skeletor's Mother (as mentioned below) but she has a terrific sense of humour about herself and does cartwheels down the runway at the end of her shows. JLo only wishes she could have one iota of that grace & talent!
lay off the plastic surgery puta.
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M.E. - really about jessica? jesus. my two are close in age, but not that close. fuck that noise.
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Tojo -- I LOVE your avie!!!
Rande -- I'll check that article out. I'm loving the old Truman Capote article about Marlon Brando.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Clair Huxtable wants her outfit back.
That's crazy. That doesn't look anything like her. It really looks like a bad photoshop b
Snowpiece! Love you Avie!
She is such a cutie!
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JLo is a $CIENTO?
For why did I either not know this or have forgotten this?
OT - Radar Online says Chestica knows the sex of her baby, that means she's at least 20 weeks along, which is half way. Maxi Pad is only 8 months old. JFC! Bitch got fucking knocked up righ out the chute!
She actually looks tolerable and not the raging wannabe diva she is IRL. STFU jho.
Betsey Johnson would never be caught dead wearing that outfit.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:57pm.
Deb I think it's because her BFF is that horrible Reminni creature
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Wow, snowy, thanks. I'm shocked that JLo HAS a BFF, let alone a Scieno one.
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Weird...I thought it was Kate Hudson?? Think I need my eyes checked...
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover:
I read in the current New Yorker that J-Lo insists on having her coffee stirred counterclockwise. Yes, you read the verb right."
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The New Yorker wrote a piece about this twat?
Deb I think it's because her BFF is that horrible Reminni creature
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Rande: oh gotcha, I was looking at the issue that just came, I see the article you mean, I must have skipped it, is it interesting (besides Jello's cafe habits?
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WHY, Tojo, WHY did I click on that link? LOLOL.
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Bitch or not, I think she's pretty and this photo is a dumpster fire.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:45pm.
It's in the piece by Patricia Marx on how she arranged her book party using only Internet PAs. She was suggesting that those few of us who can't afford in-house coffee-stirrers could just hire one on GetFriday, AskSunday, and the like.
I was at a wedding where Betsey was in attendance. Homegirl looks like skeletor's mom!
As if I could dislike this puta more, is she a Scientologist? Since when? Where was I when this came out? I need answers!
There's an excellent video piece about people who were in the clutches of Scientology. I believe joining up with them is the equivalent of selling your soul to satan.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=50502469�
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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and LOL @ Betsey Johnson, she do!
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She shows up at events with that hideous ghetto child Casper who others mistake for the valet who gets your limo, and suddenly she's worried about appearances?
Ok I'm having computer issues, this is a test Bitches
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:14pm.
Looks like they Photoshopped out the Sybian..
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ok, I admit it I had to google Sybian....
Why did I have to click on this?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39071819@N00/48676644/in/photostream/
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RandéSleepover which article?
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i think she looks cute
I wanna scratch behind her ears...
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:20pm.
haha. I gave you all the data I have. I suppose she has someone stir it, in whatever direction she orders, because she can.
Who's my hussy? Who's mah widdle hussy? Dere's mah widdle hussy! Ooooo, wook at de widdle husseee! You ma hussy? You ma hussy? Yaaaaah, ma widda oogie woodle oogie boogie big butt hussieee! Yaaaaaaaaay!
Nothing like a happy doggie. lols
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fuck u dan snyder.
mother has had more work done on the visage.
the 'who cares' news is the perfect category to file this one under , well done MK
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Louise -- good point! But that's probably too much work for her. Why do work that a peon can do, right? If I were that peon, I'd spit in it before stirring.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:14pm.
Looks like they Photoshopped out the Sybian..
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Haha, came here to say that. *shakes fist at Hekki*
the camera only took what it saw...
fug...
...and that weave looks like dry hay...
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Why can't she stir her own coffee if she's that f'ing picky?
oh, poor thing looks like a regular ol' person. she must hate that.
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Rande -- does the New Yorker mention what happens when someone stirs Jello's coffee clockwise? I assume she goes batshit crazy. Was there any explanation as to why she prefers it counter-clockwise? I'm intrigued!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
In this pic she looks like Jennifer Garner to me. That is not a compliment.
Shit she does look like Betsy Johnson...hahahahahha
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Perhaps that outfit is from her fabulous Kohl's collection.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "Having no regrets is how people think when they don't give a shit about anyone else. See L. Armstrong.
I read in the current New Yorker that J-Lo insists on having her coffee stirred counterclockwise. Yes, you read the verb right."
First paragraph: TRUTH.
Second paragraph: ugh. Because she can. Is that some kind of $cientology thing? But that kind of demand is why I don't understand why she didn't have control over the photoshoot