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A really hot Charlize Theron or a really hot twink who Papa Joe would like to sit next to? - Popoholic

ScarJo's busted down Cat on a Hot Tin Roof wig looks like it was made from actual cat fur - Lainey Gossip

And five minutes later, Snoop Dogg wrapped her in rolling papers and smoked her up - Hollywood Tuna

Excuse me, I have to go make business cards for my pet sitting services - Towleroad

Pfft, 91-year-old Betty White is not impressed with Jennifer Lawrence's ass - The Superficial

And the country's supply of clip-on bangs will sell out in 3..2.. - Celebitchy

The like, teachings of like, Scientology, has like, really made, like, Erika, like Christensen, really, like elo, like, quent, like - ICYDK

George Clooney's nutsack looks like Joan Rivers - IDLYITW

Emma Stone. In a bra. On W Magazine. - Popsugar

Headline of the Minute: Plastic Wife Keeps Labia in a Jar - Drunken Stepfather

Lakers game? Bitch, please. More like back room circle jerk - Just Jared

Just put your mouth on the screen and scroll - The Berry

Channing Tatum shaved his head to try to distract you from the fact that he stole your abuelita's daytime cardigan - Popsugar

Lily Allen's brother doesn't have a shirt on. Do with this what you will - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 12:05pm.

The Berry holy shirtless Friday. Tongue out. Scrolled all the way down and all the way up and all the way down and all the way up. ;D

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Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 6:15pm.

I never thought I'd say this, but I totally agree with everything that Driunken Stepfather guy said in that plastic surgery post.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:09pm.

As always Charlize is effortlessly hot hot hot. Short-haired actresses take note how it's done!

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Submitted by Mick on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:52pm.

Re: Lakers game photos - Taylor Lautner looks like such a sissy in that cap....he is so girly.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:47am.

ditquoi, it really does make a difference! Most other people still look the same, regardless of their hair color. That's weird.

Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:33am.

Hi Hekki!! :-D

Emma should neeeeeeever go blonde. I can't believe blonde hair makes that much difference. They must screw a different face on her for the red carpet.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:27am.

Oh, ditquoi, THAT's who she looks like! I read the comment about her channeling Liv Tyler and that's mostly what I saw... ETA: That black bra looks photoshopped on.

Maybe she went blonde because people like me confused her with the girl in "Suburgatory".

Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:06am.

THAT'S Emma Stone??? I thought that was Dakota Fanning. :-P

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 6:02am.

Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:15am.

Isn't she supposed to lok scrawny because she's filming the Hunger Games 2 movie?

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Submitted by chavonnc on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:45am.

Am I the only one who looks at this pic of charlize and sees the movie 'just one of the guys'?

Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:45am.

Emma Stone... what exactly has she done? I don't get the fascination with her. She annoys me for the sole fact that she is Blohan's doppelganger.

Jennifer Lawrence, I like her for the sole fact that she admitted that "acting is stupid" and seemed to recognize that people who do shit that is actually important don't get enough recognition. I don't see her as some amazing talent, but personally I think anyone can act given the right script, direction, training, etc. It's not fucking brain surgery.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:57am.

Sorry, Charlize ...this is not the look.

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:54am.

Channing Tatum was very good in 10 Years with his wife. Magic Mike was supposed to be based on his past as a stripper, I wonder if this movie is based on his life too. It's very good.

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Submitted by Uptown James on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:14am.

Lilly Allens bro is a white hairless albino freak.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:54pm.

and christ, jody needs to eat something and lay off the weights. for fucks sake, what DO these women see when they look in the mirror?

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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:51pm.

These starlets with their asses hanging out thinking their ass is the ass to end all asses.

Looking back to my 20s and 30s, I should have flaunted my ass around like a ho cause it was far better looking than anything I have seen in Hollywood. In fact, it was a truly amazing ass, oh well......

As Bob Seger sings: "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then"

Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:49pm.

and kate hudson. and that other kate. and liv tyler too. and princess leia.

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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:46pm.

ditto for charlize theron and katherine heigl.

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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:45pm.

they all lose weight after their first or second hit movie. she looks like shit. like a scrawny boy with a bra on. gross. anne hathaway did it too. they also stop smiling. go ahead, check out red carpets of her before and after, and AH before and after. they used to smile, but then they stop.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:22pm.

ScarJo got panned in all NYC papers. Said she was dull as dishwater. Didn't surprise me.

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Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:52pm.

Berry shirtless Fridays are always fun. But I have to wonder sometimes how it makes the average guy that doesn't have that kind of body, or the time to devote to the gym, or the willpower, etc. to see that kind of torso depicted as the 'yum' thing.

Probably like us as young girls looking at fashion magazine models I guess.

Society...

Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 9:59pm.

Am I only the one that thinks Channing's wife looks elfish?

Submitted by Peepsdragon on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 9:33pm.

I like Charlize hair cut. Emma needs to go back to red.

Submitted by Boo1212 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 9:22pm.

Sigh.....Ryan...Gosling

I think he's one of those all-around, can't deny, damn near perfect men who don't come along very often.

Oh, can we give props to his parents for their fine part in all of this.

Go Verb Yourself!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 8:54pm.

Miranda Kerr's stylist forgot to mention Guiliana Fugshit. The only one qualified to critique on Fashion Police is George.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 8:40pm.

sorry but this look is not sexy.

Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 8:34pm.

I think Channing is as dumb as a stump. When a gf dragged me to see Magic Mike...I was very impressed. Not by Mr. L-I-V-I-N, but by mister T-H-R-U-S-T-I-N.
His wife is a lucky gal.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 8:09pm.

Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 8:07pm.

You might just need a little time to get used to the blonde. I was shocked when I found out Tom Hiddleston has curly blonde hair.

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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 7:59pm.

Lmao I thought I was gonna see Joan Rivers' plastic mug...

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Submitted by Girl about town on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 7:51pm.

How funny I was just watching the Astronauts Wife and was just thinking about how awkward looking Theron is, her big boned shapeless body and her "special needs" looking face, I thought to myself they cast her perfectly in Arrested Development. I am sorry she is not cute in my eyes and her acting in this movie (AW) is painful to watch.

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