Taylor Swift Tells Her Crazy Fans To Stop Going After Michael J. Fox
Taylor Swift tweeted her 23 million fans today to thank them for having her back against her non-fight with the 51-year-old meanie who said before that he barely knows who she is. Michael J. Fox said in so many words on Wednesday night that he wouldn't want his son Sam Fox dating Taylor Swift and I guess it turned into this whole thing. But Taylor talked to MJF about it and told her fans that everything is good, so they don't have to break curfew tonight to toilet paper his house, write "F U A-HOLE" in Vaseline on his car window and shit on his welcome mat.
What I'm guessing happened is that Taylor Swift called Michael J. Fox and let him know that if he ever talks shit about America's sweetheart again she'll fuck several #1 singles out of his son and he won't even get a cut of the royalties. After Michael J. Fox said, "Remind me who Taylor Swift is again," she screamed, "EXACTLY," hung up and declared victory. That'll teach everyone that the only bitch who can talk shit is Taylor Swift.
And seriously, how can Taylor's fans really have her back when she's always on it? I don't mean it like that! I mean, she's always lying on her back while making shadow puppets on the ceiling with her latest barely legal boyfriend.
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Does this bitch even know who Michael J. Fox is? Such a shame. She's a little spoiled brat.
Next up for Taylor: Manti Te'o .
Submitted by turnelbup on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:22am.
She IS THE QUEEN OF AUTOTUNE! Are you kidding? Have you seen her Grammy performance with Stevie Nicks? It's criminal. She doesn't deserve her phenomenal success. The songs she "writes" are awful. There are a million struggling kids out there who can wipe up with floor with this trashy skank.
BOTTOM LINE: She's successful because her rich mommy and daddy sunk a shitload of money into her career, paid off people, etc.
But she pretends she's just fallen off the melon truck, all "gosh, gee willikers", when behind the scenes she'd shank anyone for looking at her cross-eyed.
that's why the hatred.
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^I don't really waste my time on people I'm not all that fussed over.
I'd rather Taylor being some role model to a kid or teenager over Rihanna or Kesha any day.
Just my 2cents.
OMFG, her insane fans went ballistic on poor old Michael J. Fox because of some HYPOTHETICAL definitely jokey questions asked of him about Swift? Why didn't they go medieval on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, who started all this to begin with (answer: because those two women would BURN their lame asses with their laser wit!)?
Whenever I think fandoms can't get any more idiotic, some random fandom comes along to prove me wrong. Jeezy creezy.
So what if she enjoys fucking a lot of guys? This type of slutty behavior should be encouraged. She'll probably have another boyfriend soon, she's not THAT ugly. She just need s a boob job, and needs some work on her eyes so she isn't always "squinting."
My IPad auto corrects from some odd language.. Withy has tried to help me fix the thing.., I'm the one with the minimal brain. Xo
Good evening Mani... How was your day? Please forgive the stoned typing.. Didn't realize it needed to be corrected. Sorry about that..:)
Love and games that people play...hearts are broken only to be mended again and again.
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Well, I suppose a taylor swift's fans own more guns than lesbeavers, but still, a tempest in a teapot here.
If Kanye hadn't rushed the stage when Taylor won that award, I would be blissfully unaware who she was...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:19pm.
Sam Fox is 23: he can date whoever he wants.
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Are you sure? He looks like 15 on growth hormones. That's fucking sad.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Stock Broker on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 8:41am.
Taylor Swift isn't all "sugar & spice and everything nice." It's an image created by her label and managers - marketed to the masses.
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Oh Jesus. Neither am I, clearly, but do you think I walk around all day icepicking people's assholes? Believe it or not, I am pretty fucking cool until you flip my cunt switch. Of course they want to present the nicer side of her. Don't we fucking all?
I will icepick a hole if you fucking cross the line, and I don't blame this little princess if she does the same.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Vin Diesel has 38 million fans. Suck it Twatlor Swift.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
i just went on the google and i didn't find anything saying that Alex P. McFlyKeaton himself or his people admitting that he said anything to her. all of the reports seem to be about HER tweet [twat? twit? i hate that thing] ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 6:56pm.
She should date another douche like Adam Levine. He made some money off of writing songs about an exgirlfriend too.
omg omg i would like omg totally like hella love this!!1! "Ta-dam" 4ever1!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Imagine. Michael J. Fox had to apologize to this spoiled twat.
She should date another douche like Adam Levine. He made some money off of writing songs about an exgirlfriend too.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:31pm.
Let it go, girl. MJF already forgot about you. And he can do no wrong, ever!
/\ THIS! It's like the bitch has never seen Life With Mikey! Have a little gd respect!!
Who advised TayTay that this should be escalated into a world-wide incident? Let it go, girl. MJF already forgot about you. And he can do no wrong, ever!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I know how to put this annoying little bitch in her place: Have Eminem date her. That fucker don't play, and he WILL write a song about her stupid ass.
@Foxxy
Ha, feathers are a symbol of peace and serenity, and these fucks wear them in their hair so they'll look more stylish in their Instagram pics. It's like "Wow, that feather goes great with your duckface."
If I want to listen to bubble gum pop, I'll turn on Disney fucking radio.
Her stuff is bland, banal, and has the emotional age of a 12 year old. I don't buy the slut/whore comments bc she's too immature. My guess as to why her relationships don't last more than a month?
Virgin. She won't put out bc she's too wrapped up in the fairy tale-princess-prince-come-save-me schtick her songs are famous for. Bc she won't have sex, the guys are off like a prom dress. Then THEY'RE the bad guys, she writes a song about them, stomping her foot and pouting the whole time about how mean boys can be, and wins every time bc she makes herself out to be the poor victim.
Waah, waaah, waaah, you vanilla bitch. It IS you.
Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:57pm.
wait. SHE's why those hideous things are everywhere now??!! i thought it came outta a runway show or a movie or something
i weep for our youth.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:56pm.
Taylor needs to record a song called Maybe It's Me.
LOL! She'd explode. Or one of her swains should write a song dissing her.
@misslainey
You make a good point, but I believe the ones with the feather extensions are Ke$hit fans. "I NEED to go to this Kesha concert. That's why I got these feathers in my hair." -Janelle, Teen Mom
Publicly she's dated six guys, I reckon that she's sucked and fucked way more of them(inc.bosses at record companies etc) on the down low.
The boy crazy is getting old. Writing about love and heartache isn't hard, just go thru old albums and rearrange the sentences,tweek the meaning and make them yours. Maybe its an "age" thing with the opinion on M.J.F..this is a dude who doesnt give a fuck about being politically corrrect,he is saying it how he sees it because of the image she is putting out there. Im still more used to seeing him as he was before his illness so I understand his "persona". Dude was always smart,articulate and never fake.
The ego on this bitch btw just saw a preview for Girls that show is the shit!!!! Hilarious!!!
Taylor needs to record a song called Maybe It's Me.
let's face it, this has been very disappointing.
shows you what useless pieces of shit celebs really are.
why would you make the effort to pussy-slap another celebrity -only to cowardly retract/apologize later? -espescially when sooo many enjoyed it.
assholes.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Taylor Swifts takes her nasty shots at people when she wants to. just in a falsely sweet, cowardly not calling people out by name way. fuck her, she's fair game
During an interview with the Today show earlier this morning, Taylor said a few things that could be deemed diss-worthy. "I'm never gonna have the moment where I'm like, 'I'm a woman now, guys. I'm only gonna write dark songs and I'm gonna dance in my bra all the time.' That's not really me," said Taylor.
http://hollywoodlife.com/2011/11/17/taylor-swift-60-minutes-miley-cyrus-...
and someone else made a good point, below. Michael J Fox, before his illness, was ALWAYS a smart ass quick with a joke on the red carpet and in an interview. google "taylor swift disses" and see how many public figures in Hollywood are joking and talking about her over the past 2-3 weeks. EVERYBODY has said something about her dumb ass! in Jan 2013 she is apparently who the stahs are talking about amongst themselves. why are they not allowed to do what we do here everyday -- i.e., call a fake ho' a fake ho'?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This makes me hate Kanye even more... He foisted this rat face on us. And now she's going to be forever butthurt if anyone makes fun of her ridiculousness..
MJF didn't care who this forever tween is and was riffing off of Tina Fey's joke... It didn't have to become a "thing" between them.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Sam Fox is 23: he can date whoever he wants. Just like his dad can opine on who Sam should date. I thought MJF's comments were kinda funny yet innocuous. It's just like Swifty to try to make an issue of them.
Maybe I'm in the minority, but I thought Michael J. Fox's comments were in bad taste and unnecessary. She's not a child or anything, but she's still reasonably young and he doesn't know her, so it was beneath him to take a shot at someone who (in comparison to himself) is a kid. It seemed surprisingly mean spirited coming from him. He should have had the good taste and maturity not to take the bait.
And for what it's worth, I work in the music industry in Nashville. Trust me when I say that EVERY artist I deal with, male or female, incredibly famous or up and coming, mines their relationships for songwriting material. Taylor was just too open about that. She's universally liked in Nashville and I've never heard anyone who had a negative word to say about her.
Edited to say, I guess I'm not in the minority. LOL
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
I'm most certainly in the minority here, but I thought the stuff he said about her in that interview was pretty rude and merited an apology from him. If I were him and said that stuff off the cuff about someone else, I'd feel bad about it afterwards and want to apologize. The Twitter thing is a different story, but then again Twitter is always screwing shit up for everyone.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
How big a threat could her fans be to MJF? What, are they going to cover him in crackle nail polish and roll him around in feather extensions?
She seems like a lab created specimen with bot followers who have redesigned counting while we were too busy snarking on their "creation". She has 23 MILLION TWATTER followers....does this actually MEAN anything....except she's thinking they are, you know, actual fans! LOL
MJF always was an excellent wisecracker.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
*standing ovations for Stock Broker and turnelbup*
"we're gonna talk about a girl who's fake... her name was Taylor..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZFWEZKu_w
you can't conceal it, Taylor.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I wouldn't say "Thank you for having my back" is exactly "stopping her fans from going after him." I'd say that it was an endorsement of their lunatic behavior.
I seriously doubt she actually did "talk" to Michael J. Fox. She does have a propensity towards dishonesty and exaggeration. Perhaps Michael J. Fox's publicist got in touch with her publicist and told them to call off the dogs.
Maybe Michael clarified his remarks, telling her he hated the violations of privacy associated with dating her. Maybe he told her she was crazy and needed some "Me time."
Because Michael J. Fox's objections were so on point, and so accurate, I would hate to think that of the few people who talk truth to the awesome power of Taylor, he apologized to her or took it back.
Taylor Swift seems to be a twenty-something cougar.
She could at least have a sense of humor about it.
It's not the fact she dated 6, it's the fAct that if she's single for more than 3 minutes she's freaking out about who's going to fill her hole. Lame.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 10:54am.
She's a "stealth slut", y'all!
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HAHAHAHA! THIS^^^^^^^^^
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I have always been afraid of her, I don't know why, maybe because she looks like my mom when she was young. But she completely lost my sympathy when she "dated" Taylor Lautner. I can't stand fake relationships, maybe that's because I don't like to be lied to or to be taken for a fool.
Anyway: It may well be that she produces drama to have something to write about - and I think I really rather listen to Katy Perry than being "lured" into thinking that this girl is REALLY in love, she's REALLY heartbroken, her ex was REALLY such an ass (each one of them).
She IS THE QUEEN OF AUTOTUNE! Are you kidding? Have you seen her Grammy performance with Stevie Nicks? It's criminal. She doesn't deserve her phenomenal success. The songs she "writes" are awful. There are a million struggling kids out there who can wipe up with floor with this trashy skank.
BOTTOM LINE: She's successful because her rich mommy and daddy sunk a shitload of money into her career, paid off people, etc.
But she pretends she's just fallen off the melon truck, all "gosh, gee willikers", when behind the scenes she'd shank anyone for looking at her cross-eyed.
that's why the hatred.
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Meh. I don't get the Swift hatred. She seems nice enough, and isn't flashing her bits and stumbling out of clubs drunk.
Also, she writes her own material, a breath of fresh air in this auto-tuned, I'll-hire-someone-to-write-for-me world.
She writes about shit she goes through, that's good enough for me. I'd rather that than some 'California Gurls' made up shit.
For the record, I'm not a Swift musical fan. I probably know 2 songs of hers.
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thats the way i feel as well. im no fan by any means and yeah i can see where people find her annoying.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
When is Ratface going to be over? I really can't anymore.
She's a "stealth slut", y'all!
Nah... I'll bet you a million bucks she didn't sleep with half the guys she "dated". John Mayer probably turned her out, and she probably nailed Connor Kennedy because high school boys can do it over and over again.
But I doubt she was doing Joe Jonas or Harry Styles or Taylor Lautner. I can't decide about Jakey G, though...
don't bring a taylor swift fan to a fist fight, knife fight or a gun fight... for the love of Christ! I doubt they can debate intelligently.... LIKE OMG!
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Taylor Swift isn't all "sugar & spice and everything nice." It's an image created by her label and managers - marketed to the masses.
Her serial dating and her affinity towards dating boys or lusting after "bad boys" such as John Mayer is a small peak into the real persona.
IMO: image wise - she's the Lance Armstrong of music industry.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
I don't like the way she rewards this mob mentality by THANKING them for "having her back," which in this case just means straight up harassing someone. If she really wanted to live up to the "role model" image she's always flapping her gums about, she would have told them to knock it off because it is stupid and inappropriate.
A guy in his fifties probably thought it was silly to have a celebrity feud going with a teeny white girl pop star. That's more Eminem territory and remember that gangsta was once feuding with two of them (X-tina and BritBrit).
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Teeny? She's 7 inches taller than him.