Saturday, January 19th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Jodi Sweetin (32)
Shawn Johnson (21)
Logan Lerman (21)
Hikaru Utada (30)
Luke Macfarlane (33)
Coral Smith (34)
Marsha Thomason (38)
Drea de Matteo (41)
Trey Lorenz (44)
Shawn Wayans (44)
Antoine Fuqua (47)
Paul Rodriguez (58)
Cindy Sherman (59)
Katey Segal (59)
Desi Arnaz, Jr. (60)
Paula Deen (66)
Dolly Parton (67)
Shelley Fabares (69)
Michael Crawford (71)
Tippi Hedren (83)
Jean Stapleton (90)

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ijustcant's picture
Submitted by ijustcant on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 12:00pm.

That dog is wearing her kids favorite bandanna.

Oh yes I did.

Submitted by Susabella120 on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 11:01am.

It's my bday too!! One from forty...

It's also Lorenzo lamas' and ?uestlove's bdays!!!

Submitted by Susabella120 on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 11:02am.

Awww. These are yesterday's... :( I'm slow.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 10:07pm.

HBD, dingbat.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 7:44pm.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 8:58pm.
i used to like dolly till i found out she's friends with miley slutrus
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Miley is her godchild.

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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 7:28pm.

i used to like dolly till i found out she's friends with miley slutrus

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Submitted by IsoldeMae on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 6:29pm.

Its my 30th birthday today. Yay

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:15pm.

@ bambam -- yer killin' it today!!!

here's a photo of the very overdressed harlettes - i cannot find a photo of the mermaid costumes ;-(

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:10pm.

@ Foxxy,

I didn't know she was a Harlette. Think there's any old pics out there of her in a bikini modeling with Harley Davidson's? Ha! ;P

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fuck u dan snyder.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:57pm.

@ bambam -- show's writer, director, ex prod

Kurt Sutter: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1176676/

did you know that Ms. Segal is one of the original Harlettes?

ETA: shut up "Sutter Home Wines" lmfao!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 6:16pm.
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Who dat?

ETA: My bad, it's Kurt Sutter, show creator and maker of Sutter Home wines. Yeah I know that's wrong too, I figured I might as well bat 2 for 2. :P

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fuck u dan snyder.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:46pm.

@ bambam - she's married to the showrunner

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:43pm.

Speaking of apes, Katey Sagal's married to her co star Ron Pearlman on Sons of Anarchy, isn't she? Always admired that dude, he has a quiet swagger about him. Has to have some to hook that Katey, foxy thang that she is.

HB to those southern queens, Paula and Dolly. Paula may have jumped the shark but I'll always love her for saying "Ah luv me some shrimp, Ah jus' luuuv poppin' em mah mouth and suckin' on that haed, just luv it!" lmao

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fuck u dan snyder.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:37pm.

Happy birthday to Dolly Parton!! She's awesome. : )

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:36pm.

Happy birthday to Jodie Sweetin! Fellow Capricorn, spelling-bee loser, and wannabe cigarette smoker! (her Stephanie character) XD

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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Submitted by KarlMarl on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 4:11pm.

PS: Hikki's why hippie crap and hip-hop-rap are overrated. ...and gay.

Submitted by KarlMarl on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:48pm.

Happy 30th Hikki, the best thing to ever happen to music!

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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:43pm.

ALL BOW AT DOLLY'S FEETS!

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:24pm.

@ Foxxy.....awww :)

@ Mickey... I usually pick them up from 40 on, unless they're really famous a lot of times I've no clue who they are.

We need a new post MK, wake up ya hor bag.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:13pm.

HB Jean "Edith"-stifle it, H8terz.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:07pm.

From this list I know only the golden oldies. Oh God, what does that say about me?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:55pm.

Now that's a list of talented whores. Happy Birthday sluts.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:25pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:43pm

this may help keep the memory fresh

http://cheezburger.com/5393065216

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:13pm.

ubmitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:34pm.

now, i'm sorry Whamo but here we are going to have to disagree. i think the Olsons looked like baby orangutans, which i believe are technically apes not monkeys.
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Well Foxxy girl that's OK, it's not a deal breaker on our friendship. I'm willing to capitulate on Monkey and I'll work Orangutan in with any future Olson reference:)

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Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:02pm.

Happy birthday Katey Sagal

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:57pm.

Happy birthday Jean and Dolly!

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Submitted by megank on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:37pm.

Happy 90th birthday to Edith!!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:35pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 2:34pm.

now, i'm sorry Whamo but here we are going to have to disagree. i think the Olsons looked like baby orangutans, which i believe are technically apes not monkeys.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Kukai-manini on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:29pm.

Drea as Adriana:

Favorite scene of Adriana was when she puked all over the table and the FBI agents when they forced her to turn. The show def did go downhill after Silvio whacked her.

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Submitted by peep on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:16pm.

HB Katey and Dolly, awesome ladies!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:19pm.

Jodi Sweetin= You did Meth; how rude!

Coral Smith= One of the Mouth breathers on The Real World that shared a Season with that douchey dumbass wrestler "The Miz"

Shawn Wayans= Partly to blame for those shitty Scary Movies

Katey Segal= Still looks hot

Desi Arnaz, Jr.= Your Mom

Paula Deen= Butter

Dolly Parton= "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! "

Shelley Fabares= Once again, watched her as the daughter in the reruns of Donna Reed on Nick@Nite. Wasn't my favorite, I liked her more on COACH.

Tippi Hedren= Alfred Hitchcock was a misogynistic asshole, your daughter is also a hot mess.
Jean Stapleton= Wish they still made tv like this. I use to watch the reruns of this on Nick@Nite growing up.

Hope their day isn't any more or less shitty I guess.(bored, slow day)
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:13pm.

Thanks, Whamo.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:04pm.

@ GG....she was older sister to the little baby monkey looking Olson on Full House.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:01pm.

Jodi Sweetin...she turned into quite the methhead there for a while, I hope sh got her shit together.

Drea de Matteo...bangin body but IMO she was butt ugly, That was quite the scene when Sil took her to the woods to whack her

Katey Segal...never understood why Al didn't want to bang her, she was trashy sexy, pretty and you just know a dirty dirty girl in bed.

Dolly Parton...one of my favourites from her was You Come Again, man she could sing AND she was so damn pretty.

Jean Stapleton....Edith was the best, "but awwchey"

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:52pm.

Happy birthday to everyone today. I like them all.

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Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:51pm.

HB Drea DeMatteo. She was my favorite person on "The Sopranos". I stopped watching when they killed off her character.

Also, HB to Dolly Parton and Stephanie Tanner.

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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:38pm.

HB to Jean Stapleton! I used to watch "All in the family" reruns, loved it.
HB to Dolly Parton and Tippi Hedren!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:30pm.

Who is this girl?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:26pm.

Darn double post!

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:22pm.

'Dolly Parton' was my nickname in high school. Love her.

Happy bday to all the sluts!

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:20pm.

Happy birthday, Dolly!

And Coral "I don't wrestle, I beat bitches up" Smith.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:12pm.

I saw Jean Stapleton in "Cold Turkey" last week about an entire town forced to give up smoking. It was fun, stared a lot of great funny TV people from Norman Lear. Jean's character was very John Waters-ish and in fact the whole movie was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9ZPDFC1TI

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:09pm.

Oh that's ashame. The meth just comes right through the screen when you look at that pic.

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Submitted by blaase on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:03pm.

Happy Birthday to miss How rude.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:55am.

Happy Birthday to the delightful Dolly Parton. I was randomly listening to a bunch of her songs this morning.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:51am.

Happy Birthday to Jean Stapleton, Tippi Hedren, Dolly Parton, Katy Segal, Cindy Sherman, Shawn Wayans, and Drea de Matteo.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Webberbear on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:43am.

Happy Birthday Jean Stapleton - Wow, 90!

Classic Jean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62gtIK1hT4o

P. S. It's Katey Sagal - And a big Happy Birthday to her as well. ;)