Saturday, January 19th 2013

Hot Slut Of The Day!

This is for reader, supreme commenter and fellow gutter brain SFRB who was so dazzled with Wheel of Fortune contestant Joe that she recording him in all his glory on a potato. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she shot this on a potato, but at least she got the job done!

Bow tie-wearing Hot Slut week continues! On Wednesday night's episode of WoF, a sunshiny ray of muscles and nervousness in a button-down shiny shirt blinded viewers with the sparks coming off of his teefs. If the Trix rabbit was turned into a human and traded his addiction to multi-colored corn syrup balls for an addiction to bow ties and Ecstasy, he would look and act exactly like Glorious Joe!

And no, I'm not entirely convinced that Joe isn't really Michael McDonald as one of his MADtv characters.

Posted by: Michael K


DogsRboyzCatsRgirls's picture

You can't record on a potato but you can charge a battery with one.

WinterOwl22's picture

I knew it.

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chaka1's picture

I love the way she snaked that "sssssss"

Hot slut indeed.

Who was the top hot slut of 2012?

SFRBully's picture

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CUNT SFRB. CAN'T WE JUST POST TITZ?

No I don't watch wheel of fortune, but my mom knows how much I love FABULOUSNESS so she called me on my potato and told me: "MIJA, LOOK EES ONE OF THOSE GUYS CHU LIKE!"

hahaha or that's how you'd imagine her saying it.

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I agree... tit pics!!!

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hmm. been coming here and commenting for over 4 years, i think. no idea who sfrb is. who would ban her if michael didnt want to ban her i am confused.

as for joe, love the orange pants.

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undinespragg's picture

I guess I need to spend more time in here I am missing all this bullying and people getting banned! When did this shit go down? Damn.

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Ha I was watching this episode after dinner at the grand in laws the other day, and turned to the husband and said " Oh God he needs to be a hot slut on dlisted". This makes me happy. :D

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:51pm.

Sucky. HONEY??? What in the Truckstop Happened To. SLFYU!LMNOP? Did you leave at an ackkward time again Honey? I personally have never recovered Honey..one minute a weigh station.and a dinner meth store. Then you were a distant set of lights on the freeway...HONEY
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ahahahhah honey

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Sucky. HONEY??? What in the Truckstop Happened To. SLFYU!LMNOP? Did you leave at an ackkward time again Honey? I personally have never recovered Honey..one minute a weigh station.and a dinner meth store. Then you were a distant set of lights on the freeway...HONEY
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oh honey celebrity bully SFRB has solved the mystery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQzK6dpUCM

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 10:14pm.

*drops teef in a jelly jar full of Polident*

I remember when WOF guests could pick the prizes they actually wanted on a spinning, turntable stage set. Does anyone remember "Fantasy" with Leslie Uggams?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f_1VzPmt4Q

They would put people in a clear plastic booth and shoot money at them to grab and keep. Fucked up stuff.
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honey we were very young when they were picking the prizes and that was when Bob Goen was hosting it wasn't it honey? But honey there used to be a gameshow in the 80s with a GIANT keyboard or something with an alphabet and contestants would try to spell out a word and pick the letters on it or something and honey it drives me crazy to this day that I can not remember the name or find it, plz help me Mrs. Vorhorz, do you remember such a game show in the 80s?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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*whoops dbl post

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*drops teef in a jelly jar full of Polident*

I remember when WOF guests could pick the prizes they actually wanted on a spinning, turntable stage set. Does anyone remember "Fantasy" with Leslie Uggams?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f_1VzPmt4Q

They would put people in a clear plastic booth and shoot money at them to grab and keep. Fucked up stuff.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:11pm.
SFRB watches Wheel of Fortune?

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Of course she does. Where do you think she gets her sense of humor from? : P

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The son of Howdy Doody and Peewee Herman. He is bufftastic.

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I love Joe! And the money he was making!

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thatwasfuahhhh.

SFRBully's picture

No I'm here! :) I knew MK would love Joe!

Lachlan TallPoppy's picture

Cluckers, he posted a version of "Marine Copypasta" yesterday.

Then he just disappeared with his post.

Rumours are entertainment.

salacious's picture

If this guy's on drugs and steroids, I'd hate to see him lose. Just imagine that crazy face turning angry. The roid rage could take over him and probably thrash the whole set.

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Wait, did SFRB really get banned? I thought she just deleted her acount and would return later.

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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I saw him wearing his orange pants and bowtie, and I cheered for him. Looked like a cute and groomed Jeremy Piven.

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I'm going to a destination wedding in Curaçao, and I was thinking wth? But, now that I know Joe will be there, I'm really excited!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:05pm.
PLZ BAN SFRB AGAIN. WE HATE BULLIES WHO ACT LIKE THEIR PARENTS MIGHT BE WHITE.

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SFRB got sent to Banned Camp!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/19/2013 -

"Bowties are cool."
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Only if you're Bill Nye The Science Guy.

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I'm going to take your word on that.

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SugarFreeRedBully is the fucking bomb.

Ha, ha remember THE SOUTH PARK episode where they spoofed WHEEL OF FORTUNE...

Anyway, SFRB is a gutter brain, just like the rest of you degenerates!

Have a great day/evening all!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/19/2013 -

"Bowties are cool."
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Only if you're Bill Nye The Science Guy.

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team supreme commenter SFRB!!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:51pm.
Are bowties trying to make a comeback?

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- The Doctor.

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Are bowties trying to make a comeback?
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."

kieranx's picture

Love the 2nd clip. Of COURSE he would pick an S.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

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Way to go MK, Joe has it going on with the perfect eyebrow and teeth situation, haha. The little uniform too.

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Submitted by richardsimmons on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:24pm.

We thought cunts weren't allowed to pick hot sluts of the day ??
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honey please, Miguelina picks them everyday

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:05pm.
PLZ BAN SFRB AGAIN. WE HATE BULLIES WHO ACT LIKE THEIR PARENTS MIGHT BE WHITE.
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We thought cunts weren't allowed to pick hot sluts of the day ??

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 5:11pm.

SFRB watches Wheel of Fortune?
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Yes, but on a TV that taxpayers paid for. Thanks Obama.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

RandéSleepover's picture

LOL @ Joe and SFRB! I bet Joe'd do some real damage in Curaçao.

mike's picture

SFRB watches Wheel of Fortune?

TexnDoc's picture

I saw him. He was a karate instructor or something. He could whoop your ass MK.

Esteem's picture

Lol. Orange pants, I want to see the rest of it. If he has sandals on, he needs to return his adult gay card to the nearest member, and take out a twink one.

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PLZ BAN SFRB AGAIN. WE HATE BULLIES WHO ACT LIKE THEIR PARENTS MIGHT BE WHITE.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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How the fuck do you record someone on a potato? Wouldn't it be easier on an ear of corn?

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Orangina's picture

I'm not convinced that people with eyes that bulgey don't have a thyroid problem.