Puck From Glee Sued For Allegedly Forcing His Ex-Girlfriend To Have Bareback Sex With Him
Mark Salling, who plays singing man slut Puck on Glee, has been sued by his ex-girlfriend Roxanne Gorzela for allegedly forcing her to do it bareback-style even though she told him to wrap a condom around his peen. Roxanne also claims that when she later went to his house to tell him that she's afraid of possibly getting STDs from his bareback slut ass, he grabbed her and pushed her to the ground. I don't even want to know what song Puck would sing if that scene happened on Glee.
TMZ says that Roxanne started dating Mark in September 2010 and sometime in March 2011, they started making their way to Fuck Town and she was into it as long as he put on a condom. Mark ignored her and put it in without wrapping it up first. Roxanne says that she told him to pull out, but he did the opposite. About a month later, Roxanne showed up to Mark's house, because she wanted to let him know that she was stressing out about getting diseases. While a different girl was in his bed, Roxanne asked Mark if he was really STD-free. Instead of pulling out his test results from his ass crack (tip: everyone should keep their test results rolled up between their ass crack, because you never know), Mark grabbed at Roxanne all violent-like and shoved her to the ground. There's pictures of Roxanne's bruises on TMZ. Roxanne immediately went to the police station afterwards to file a police report.
Roxanne is suing for damages.
Mark's publicist Janice Lee piped in with this lovely statement:
"There is no truth to this. It's the textbook case of a disgruntled girl looking to cash in on a TV star's success. We turn the rest over to Mark's attorneys and have no further comment."
You know, it's kind of hard to take Janice Lee seriously when she calls Puck from Glee a "TV star."
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Wow, don't you people ever stay on topic?
IF, a GF of mine bought an Enclave last year...very nice car. She'd had one of those converible Volvos, so her mind was focused on safety. It's a safe car and luxury all rolled in one. I say yes.
NIters outlaw IF... Those pesky security cameras.. ;)
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:45pm.
I heard about what happened at the mall. It really sucks you got caught but my question is what were you doing in that dressing room with those jock straps? And why did you have a frying pan down the back of the men's boxers they said you were sporting???
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But - wait! He....I mean, I....nobody said....I mean, I didn't know....they said it was ok.....there were no signs....ugh! Good night then!
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Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:43pm.
@ bambam - are you in Chicago? And you haven't invited us for a D-list ho reunion in Chi-Town?
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I'm in DC, hiding from all the damn visitors/tourists arriving for the inauguration, ugh.
That's all for me, going off to cruise my "mature entertainment" site for immature types.
kisses and hugs and sneaky butt rubs, ladies.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:45pm.
I heard about what happened at the mall. It really sucks you got caught but my question is what were you doing in that dressing room with those jock straps? And why did you have a frying pan down the back of the men's boxers they said you were sporting???
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Dog, I'm an outlaw! A rebel! Just waiting for Dawg and Beth to cuff me up....mmmm....sexy!
Anyway, shouldn't you be picking your crusty crabs from your crotch instead of watching white trash TV in your 25 year old single wide? Stop pretending to be fancy and rid your knickers of those critter before Hoarders: Crabs Galore, contacts you for the May sweeps.
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@ bambam - are you in Chicago? And you haven't invited us for a D-list ho reunion in Chi-Town?
Wow! I just saw this news clip of an assassination attempt in Sofia, Bulgaria.
I didn't have the sound up but this guy was at the podium giving a speech when another guy walks right up to him and points a pistol at his head.
The gun misfired and people took the guy down but that speaker must've seen his life flash before his eyes cuz he was a deadman. Gawd.
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fuck u dan snyder.
Yeah. I saw that and boy was that guy one lucky mother fucker.
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IF.. It is all about Bamm unless Whammo is on... Is that Doggie with a
Naughty Nurse.. Rubber gloves and an evil grin on her face coming right at you?
Hurry get your racket... Yes.. Yes you can...
I'm watching a show on bounty hunters. Hey IF, I think one of them is still looking for you.
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bambam, I'm sorry for my selfishness!
DOG - stop being so in love with me!!
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@ Irish - it's fun to go when you're actually in the market for a new auto.
We went to the Plymouth Ice Festival tonight - more like the melt festival, lol. Little bit too warm today for ice sculptures.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:22pm.
Dog is a crab infested whore but I miss her when she's gone and love her dearly. She's so vile.
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Not as vile as your breaf. I am truly horrified by your attitude.
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WOW. An amazingly hurtful thing to say to someone. I'm going to have to leave this site. I don't need this kind of cruelty. I... just...can't.
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Here's a toofbrush. There's a toidy wiff your name on it needs cleaning. The head nurse says you've been naughty.
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he looks like a douche nozzle
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:22pm.
Dog is a crab infested whore but I miss her when she's gone and love her dearly. She's so vile.
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Not as vile as your breaf. I am truly horrified by your attitude.
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WOW. An amazingly hurtful thing to say to someone. I'm going to have to leave this site. I don't need this kind of cruelty. I... just...can't.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:19pm.
No can do, Bammmers!
I need three rows. This Enclave I am looking at is 2011, low mileage, amazing warranty (bumper to bumper till Jan 2016) and great trade in offer for my Benz. It's loaded. Only negative is no sun roof.
I have a growing family so a reg. car won't cut it.
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Dammit, woman. I don't give a whit about your needs, don't you understand that? It's about my needs, MINE! Your self-absoption, tsk. smdh ;P
Here, hope this helps you out some...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/cars/reviews
ETA: Anno, our auto show gets here next month, I can't wait to see something new I can't afford. ;)
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Sorry, Bat, I didn't know you had surgery! What kind???
No Audi, I think, although they are awesome. This is what I am thinking of:
http://www.buick.com/enclave-luxury-crossover-suv.html
The interior is the choccachino, which looks awesome.
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Was MK in a hurry to get out and do ho shit that he forgot to leave an open post?
I'm not jumping to conclusions, but Sucky is missing too...
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:22pm.
Dog is a crab infested whore but I miss her when she's gone and love her dearly. She's so vile.
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Not as vile as your breaf. I am truly horrified by your attitude.
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No, Anno, we ended up in Novi! I checked out Twelve Oaks too, it's a nice mall. Didn't buy anything though, the car is enough $$$ to shell out!
Never been to the auto show - some day!
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IF..keep up woman! LOL.. Getting better.. Going back a week from Monday for more surgery. Serious about you looking at the Audi..the wagon.. It has a IF wonderful sunroof.. Would Make anyone happy.. Being that you are the Princess of the D..only the best will do
@ Irish - did you go shopping at the Auto Show? Haven't been to that in AGES!
Hi VeryOldBat!
Are you sick???? What's the matter??
Dog is a crab infested whore but I miss her when she's gone and love her dearly. She's so vile.
Imma say goodbye to the Merk - she's too costly to maintain :(
I'm very said but the Enclave is kind of gorg!
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The Boy in the Striped Pajamas...fuck, I was depressed for days after I watched that. I watched Zero Dark Thirty today...it was AWESOME. It might be the Army in me, but when the SEALS were in his compound, my stomach was in knots, and I was sitting there like, "GET HIM. GET HIM!!!" Like I didn't already know they would.
Right now I'm watching Rebel Withhout a Cause. It's so weird that all three principle actors in that film had such tragic ends to their lives.
Oh, and James Dean was HOT.
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No can do, Bammmers!
I need three rows. This Enclave I am looking at is 2011, low mileage, amazing warranty (bumper to bumper till Jan 2016) and great trade in offer for my Benz. It's loaded. Only negative is no sun roof.
I have a growing family so a reg. car won't cut it.
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IF... How are you.. How's your web site coming? You and Doggie have been cracking me up from the bed of mending with your shenanigans, I thought you were a Mercedes Girl? Went to hospital in the new Audi wagon.. Lovely...would be good for all you spring summer tennis adventures.. Lots of room... Would pass the Fury test..I think..
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:10pm.
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Noooooo, get the Buick Regal Turbo whatever, saw it last year at the car show. Sex-ayyyy car, buy it so I can live vicariously thru you. lol
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Wowlie.. You watched Boy in the Striped PJs ... That is such a brutal film.. Not one for light reading? Seriously.. You need a dose of uplifting stuff after that. Passes Wowlie a Popsicle and some champagne. No serious films for the next 48 hours...per DR. VOB..;)
Car shopping, need to secure by next week.
Buick Enclave - thoughts, opinions, experiences?
TIA!!!!
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I know a male stripper who looks just like this..other than that I got nothing.
Hey Mike, so you're going to Mejico? Brush up on your spanish then. I hear Monterrey is nice.
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Chris,
And I only now went to open post from yesterday and saw all the drama. I'm here for MK's general hilarity and fuckery and the lulzy posters. Anyway, I don't think it's CDAN levels of drama.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 10:30pm.
mike,
I'm guessing the lack of open post is MK's way of avoiding too much drama on the site. There's already enough bitching at each other in threads like this. Perhaps he's trying to minimize the amount of sniping and trolling and keep things focused on sniping at celebs instead of one another.
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Sounds like the assholes from Crazy Days and Nights are spilling over onto here.
Damn.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Typical. I have yet to meet a man that doesn't whine like a little bitch when you tell him to put a condom on.
Fucking men.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
HairyBackMary - Come clean with your man or go to the police. Or possibly both.
kate773 - "I don't equate us with TMZ and US Weekly though. Why do I feel like we're somehow classier? Am I that deluded?"
No. I can't imagine how anyone could equate Dlisted with TMZ. Dlisted for the most part is just MK whereas TMZ has a whole army of minions overseen by amoral, straw sucking, Dark Overlord Harry Levin. MK puts up what, 6 to 7 posts on his best day? He doesn't even touch TMZ's output and I personally think that's a good thing.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 10:10pm.
Owlie, you get a tattoo yet?
mike,
I'm guessing the lack of open post is MK's way of avoiding too much drama on the site. There's already enough bitching at each other in threads like this. Perhaps he's trying to minimize the amount of sniping and trolling and keep things focused on sniping at celebs instead of one another.
Thanks Kate733, : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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This a picture from 4 years ago or what? that dude's face last year was melting and kinda bloated...you know your average TV high school graduate
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
If it bothered her so much, then maybe she should've gone to the police right then and there. Waiting this long just makes this a he said she said scenario and w/I physical proof, there's no way to prove it otherwise. Yes women get raped. But there are women out there who lie about being raped just for attention.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:34pm
The mountains around Monterey are beautiful. I'll be meeting a friend from Mexico City there, and she's pretty much a city girl, so I doubt I'll leave the city.
Submitted by kate773 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:04pm.
So I just watched the documentary "Sellebrity". Dlisted is mentioned quite prominently. I was pretty proud. Then I felt like a giant douchebag.
I don't equate us with TMZ and US Weekly though. Why do I feel like we're somehow classier? Am I that deluded?
I think part of it is that MK is not a celeb ass kisser. TMZ, US Weekly, In Touch, People, etc. are all about kissing celebrity butt in a big way and that doesn't seem to be anything anyone ever accuse MK of. JMO.
It reminds me of the time Solange Knowles said in an interview how "celebrity bloggers" call her Basement Baby. MK's reaction wasn't, "OMG! She knows my blog!" It was more along the lines of, "Just be glad Beyonce lets you have internet access, bitch!"
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I really wanted to like Glee but it's pretty much
the worst show I've ever seen.
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Tell it. I've tried to watch Glee all of two times and nearly died of embarassment on behalf of white people everywhere.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:08pm.
Kate733, where did you see it? : )
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I got it on On Demand. It looks to have been filmed a couple of years ago. But it was the All New Arrivals section.
I'm going to the scrip club where dem scrippers be at tonight for someone's B-day. It's a male strip club. I've never been to a male strip club so it should be interesting....
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mike, awesome! I went there several years ago with my parents to visit a cousin of his. Can't say I remember much except that there is a waterfall in the mountains that's supposed to be real nice. Oh and I saw a special on sex in Latin America and they highlighted Monterrey. There is an Argentinian woman who is an exhibitionist and she spends a lot of time in the mountains naked and meditating. Maybe you'll run into her! Lol
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 9:11pm.
Yay mike!
Hiya, Owlie! I'm going to Mexico next month (Monterey). Found a cheap flight, and have been feeling the urge to get away.