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The Tongue Phone from Nightmare on Elm Street!
In the first Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy continues to terrorize Nancy by calling her up and licking her through the phone. Of course, Nancy's melodramatic ass, slams the wiggling phone on the floor and screams like a wiggling tongue phone is a bad thing. If this scene starred you, me or John Travolta, it would be a whole different movie. For the rest of the movie, every character would be asking us, "Hey, why is that phone cord dangling out of your ass?"
I don't even care that the tongue is sticking out of what looks like a mutant tumor, I still would. I have definitely sucked on tongues that stuck out of worse-looking things.
The clip above also has the moment in New Nightmare when the Tongue Phone comes back to screw with Nancy. Not once did Nancy ever press *69 to see what would sprout out from the other end of the phone. I just CAN'T with Nancy.
(For Sarah)
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I watched every 70s and 80s horror slasher flick as a kid and had the nightmares to prove it. Jason's ass was always trying to stab me while I ran through some dark and dilapidated place and my legs were always going weak so I struggled with every agonizing step. Hellraiser was a special shade of terrifying too, but the tongue phone in Elm street was a memorable scene indeed, lol.
Oh yeah, Ghoulies 2 started a lifelong ritual of ALWAYS looking in the toilet before I sit down. Here's a video clip reminder for those of you who've forgotten:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RmBQarrygY
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:52pm.
"Vampire in Brooklyn" *smdh*
i watch "The Stand" mini series every time i see it on. love it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I didn't mind the tongue phone so much but that screaming kid scared the shit outta me.
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Phantasm scared me when I was a kid. Cape Fear was pretty scary when I was a teen. I was really into horror in the 80s but the special effects have gotten too realistic for me to handle nowadays.
My favorite horror movie is Goulies. There are some hot sluts in that one!
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:27pm.
The Stand. The book, scary. Who remembers the movie?
Do you whures remember the Eye Purse from MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN (with the COMPLETELY fuckable Dan Aykroyd and the homely Kim Basinger) and how it looked like a COCK?
http://cdn.maxim.com/15501-16000/15551_alienGenitalia_cockPurse_l1.jpg
Yes!!!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:06pm.
I saw the movie before I read the book. After I read his books, not much else was scary, and most didn't translate well to film? But yeah, horror movies, not my genre.
the first nightmare on elm street movie is so incredibly overrated and unscary. 3 was the best one while 4 was the most fun one
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:06pm.
I must be the only person on earth who thought the original version of The Shining was one of the worst movies ever.
I hate that movie. Not scary at all. 3 hours of ridiculousness.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:52pm.
Speaking of blacks in horror movies, I doubt anyone remembers....
DEF BY TEMPTATION! Dwayne Wayne gets eaten by the TV!
AND WHAT ABOUT "LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD???"
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
thank you, LAXpat - you're right. but you also got my point i think, lol ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I must be the only person on earth who thought the original version of The Shining was one of the worst movies ever. Shelley Duvall was beyond stupid (and butt ugly) and she can't act. Danny's talking finger was ridiculous. The way they veered so far from the book and didn't explain Jack's descent into madness was awful. Nicholson was great but everything else sucked ass. FFS, they never even truly explained what the shining was. Scatman Crothers's "explanation" wasn't at all what it is.
BTW, did he not know when he adopted that name that he was essentially calling himself "shit man"?
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@misslainey on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:56pm.
Both of those scared the hell out of me. I'm old enough to have seen The Exorcist and The Amityville Horror in the theater. I'm a wimp, so all those scared me.
It's funny how we're naming all thses old horror movies, but are there any scary new releases thst are scary like that? It seems all the new movies are just gory slashers. Not that I'd ever watch.
The original Omen. Got dayum! I will also throw in The Shining. I grew up in Colorado. That shit was a little too real, lol.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:42pm
Yes. They were killed by a vampire slutress. God awful movie.
I thought it was the red shirts in Star Trek that always got it...
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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:52pm.
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Wasn't that the one where this dude was all virtuous and crap and all the other guys got killed for they're wanton ways? Made me want my money back from the vid store.
@ Foxxy, blue shirt? Get the fuck! I gotta check that out. I always thought if it's somebody you've never seen before and they're in the first scene, you ain't gonna see them much longer. lols
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fuck u dan snyder.
I still haven't watched any of the Nightmare on Elm Streets. Wait I did watch Wes Craven's New Nightmare, but that is it. Heck I haven't even watched all of the Friday the 13th movies. I think I have watched up to number 7.
ETA: I did see Children of the Corn, The Omen, and Village of the Damned. Those are some kids you don't want to fuck with. *shudders
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The original "The Omen." the dogs. the cemetary scene *shudders*
i LOVE dogs but i never look a rottweiler in the eye, lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
New Nightmare is a great horror movie, it is clever and scary and it was super meta before meta stuff was popular.
Children of the Corn still creeps me out. Rosemary's Babyis another one. I really can't watch any horror movies. I'm a big scaredy cat.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:05pm.
i submit the original Hellraiser too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
lmfao @ bambam -- mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm. like wearing a blue shirt in a Star Trek movie
@misslainey - yes, i remember Kadeem's shame lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The original (and only the original) Nightmare on Elm Street is one of the few horror movies I think is actually sorta scary.
Speaking of blacks in horror movies, I doubt anyone remembers 'Def by Temptation' which has to be one of the stupidest movies--let alone horror films ever made.
Scariest black horror film was 'Sugarhill', which now not so much scary as it is awesome (Mother Jefferson as a voodoo high priestess), but in 1974 when I was 6, it was scary as hell.
Scary-fond memories. Oh great, now I wanna watch the Elm Street movies again!
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Submitted by MissDior on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:27pm.
Me too! And wasn't it *68 when you wanted to stalk someone and not have them *69 you? Not that I know anything about that at all. Just what I'd heard.
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:26pm.
One of the worst things that can happen to you:
Being the sole surviving character in a slasher movie, cause this can only mean you are the uptight pooper with a broomstick up your ass and have been condemned to carry on with your funless sexless meaningless life while everybody else was chopped down for having sex and fun, like the rulebook for slasher movies dictates.
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Bwahahaha! It's either this or being the only black person in the group. Don't twist it cause you know it's true! Once somebody invited me to their annual camping trip that they'd invite only a few select friends to.
I was like HELL NAW, if there's something evil out there it's going to get me before it gets everybody else, don't you mofos watch horror movies?? LMAO!
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fuck u dan snyder.
"I don't even care that the tongue is sticking out of what looks like a mutant tumor, I still would. I have definitely sucked on tongues that stuck out of worse-looking things."
To quote Sucky..OH HONEY...back in the college days of being drunk and/or stoned 24/7, um, yeah, been there, done that, ugly face.
Did they put the tongue phone in the dreadful 2010 remake? God that film was an abortion of epic proportions.
Ha! I haven't thought of *69 in ages! I used to *69 and it would piss my mom off because it was like 25 cents a pop. But, I had to be sure it wasn't some cute boy from school calling me (it never was) !
Misslainey- yes. This was Johnny Depps first movie.
"One two Freddy's coming for you, Three four better lock your door. Five six get your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again. "
I've loved this movie and the series since I was a kid. My friends thought it was freaky that I once had a dream that Freddy and I made out. Finally, someone gets me!
Submitted by Snarkley on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:22pm
Yep, I was in 10th grade at the time and that was the scariest movie I'd ever seen.
Wasn't Johnny Depp the bed sacrifice?
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:02pm.
I thought that was a sex toy at first.
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Don't worry, Dog-bref - if it's not covered in STD's, it's not yours.
Happy Sunday!
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lol at this post!
*looks to see if phone cord is dangling behind*
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:02pm.
I thought that was a sex toy at first.
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Don't worry, Dog-bref - if it's not covered in STD's, it's not yours.
Happy Sunday!
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:26pm.
"One of the worst things that can happen to you:
Being the sole surviving character in a slasher movie, cause this can only mean you are the uptight pooper with a broomstick up your ass and have been condemned to carry on with your funless sexless meaningless life while everybody else was chopped down for having sex and fun, like the rulebook for slasher movies dictates."
Yay! This means I'll be the last one standing.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Lmfao @ every other character asking us why a phone cord is dangling out of our ass for the rest of the movie. Hahahahaha
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There's a clip on You Tube about Freddy Krueger called "New Nightmare: I will eat you up" and Freddy can open his mouth REALLY wide! Sexy. And at the end his tongue gets insanely long and wraps around Nancy, I guess his desire for cunnilingus with her never waned.
Don't know anything about this movie. Can't watch them. But this woman has some scary ass eyeballs.
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!" LOL
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oh honey as if this could ever be classified as horror! We were much more scared of being sucked into the bed and EXPLODING into a blood EXTRAVAGANZA! but ladies, who am I kidding, both the tongue phone and blood explosion would be very hot!!! what a way to go! just give me a few minutes with my tongue phone first
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Not once did Nancy ever press *69 to see what would sprout out from the other end of the phone. I just CAN'T with Nancy.-MK
LMAO.. Doggie you know it's a sessy times retro toy.
No love for the boyfriend-eating bed?
One of the worst things that can happen to you:
Being the sole surviving character in a slasher movie, cause this can only mean you are the uptight pooper with a broomstick up your ass and have been condemned to carry on with your funless sexless meaningless life while everybody else was chopped down for having sex and fun, like the rulebook for slasher movies dictates.
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