Justin Bieber's Ass Crack Made An Appearance On Instagram Yesterday
Playgrounds, Chuck E. Cheeses and the ball pit at McDonald's are all empty today, because a million Beliebers were hospitalized for dehydration after they drooled out all of the water in their system from looking at The Lesbeaver's 18-year-old ass crack. UsWeekly says that Justin Bieber "accidentally" (read: bitch meant to do it) posted Usher's new iPhone wallpaper on Instagram yesterday. It didn't take long before everyone realized that it wasn't a picture straight from the IHOP menu. It was a picture of the Biebs' Canadian pancake ass. The Biebs deleted it a few minutes after he posted it, but no thanks to the "right click save" function, it now lives on the internet forever.
If you really need to see the uncensored version, then give me a few minutes to call the emergency room to let them know to have a squirt bottle of retina Clorox, a Braille trainer and an Exorcist on standby, because you might need them all. Brace yourself and CLICK!
In other Bieb news, his mom Pattie Mallette is executive producing a pro-life short film starring the Doritos Lady. Patti said in a statement that she hopes her anti-abortion movie will "encourage young women all over the world, just like me, to let them know that there is a place to go, people who will take care of you and a safe home to live in if you are pregnant and think you have nowhere else to turn."
You know, I don't think Pattie needs to release her anti-abortion movie now that Justin Bieber has Instagrammed his ass. Just one look at that picture and your baby-making parts will shrivel up and retire forever.
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Hasn't he used up about 14 of his 15 minutes of fame?
by Hekki:
Haven't you figured out yet that the people raging against homos are usually homos themselves? People who decry adultery are lowdown hoes themselves? People who condemn sinners the loudest are the biggest sinners there are?
I always wondered why that is...it's one thing to be a hypocrite in one's personal life, but why the need to spread your sick delusion onto other people for their detriment. I guess it's a shade of that same delusion that compels people to shoot schools. Another shade is "I have no regrets". Some people just don't have any fucks to give. I don't know who's better off: them or me.
That is one concave-ass mofo.
What's the big deal? I mooned my best boy friend when I was five. Yeah I was the playground ho back in the 70's. Ain't nothing wrong wit it.
I love Biebs, but his ass looks like every other man ass in the world. Pasty and butty.
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Yeah, those "prolifers" are all love and caring til they get their hands on the baby, then it's adios toots.
ugh, why won't this guy go away?
plane crash, shark attack, autoerotic asphyxiation.
I'll take anything that will make him go away at this point.
Where is that child's diaper?
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Except for pimping out her child and making more bank than any of us will ever see in a thousand years, this Pattie woman is a moron. Totally ethnocentric - so, according to her, "young women all over the world" will have "a safe place to go" and "people to care about them" if they get pregnant? In what la-la unicorn world is this ho living?
She must be talking about socialist Canada, which probably does have institutions in place to help women with unwanted pregnancies. Very few other places in the world have such resources, except possibly for Scandinavia or France, also socialist.
Even in the US young poor women are shunted aside and made to have babies in toilets and dumpsters. I suppose she thinks all teens who get knocked up are white, middle-class and Christian and worthy of "being saved" by whatever nebulous Christian organizations she thinks are out there to help them. Honey, in the real world lots of white teen moms fall through the cracks, and don't get me started on African-American and Hispanic girls, or the children any of them have.
I wish Mallette would just STFU and put some of her son's hard earned money into contraception education, which would REALLY solve the problem of teen pregnancy. At least we'd be spared the sight of another product of a teen mom baring his ass to the world.
Honey, we already knew you were a bottom. No need for the visual.
He has a girly ass.
Looks like he's trying to boost his sales among gays. Well, bully for him.
For someone who fancies himself as Michael Jackson he acts anything but. Seems a little bit flustered by that One Direction group I'd guess.
I thought Beiber and his mother were Canadian. Are they having abortion drama in the Great White North too? Cuz if this is for American audiences.., bitch go home.
I think it's adorable that little Justine is trying to be all hard. I think he's doing all this so Usher and Co punish him terribly for being a bad little twink pet. I suppose a sex tape of his is up next. Probably around his 19th birthday or something like that.
This twerp's mother is a right to lifer????!!!???? Nothing, nothing about this makes any sense at all. So isn't Bieber managed by Usher? (Who seems not to value life at all....recall headlines about his cruelty to his ex-wife following the tragic accidental death of her son........
Right to Lifers rarely make any sense. Also, this little boy has been given waaaaaayyyy tooooo much too soon. Why doesn't his momma focus on the dangers of fame acquired too soon, exhibit her son as the subject. Wouldn't that make more sense?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
The reason I say that Patti would want Justin to abort any fetus he created is because she would be on a harangue about the girl being a slut and why should be pay child support for a baby that she isn't even sure is her son's, and he's too young to be saddled with child support payments and that's not her grandbaby with some Mexican slut and yada yada yada.
I know for a FACT two girls who were anti-choice until they had oopsies and then it was okay for THEM because they had FUTURES and a baby would derail them. And then they went right back to being conservative little twats trying to undo Roe v. Wade.
Haven't you figured out yet that the people raging against homos are usually homos themselves? People who decry adultery are lowdown hoes themselves? People who condemn sinners the loudest are the biggest sinners there are?
In the words of Sweet Brown: "Dry cracked ass, nobody got time for that!"
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I am sick of him, too.
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Do you 'memeber when Zac Efron had a wad of earwax in his ear and everyone went crazy about how stupid and gross it was that it got attention?
Yes.
EWWW, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!
Submitted by beb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:05pm.
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Speaking of oils, says here it's also moisturizing. In case you have any left over... lol ;p
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-825-EMU%20OIL.a...
And what are these twinks and hussies flashing crack and coochies for? They've officially taken over the world. smdh
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If her pwecious wecious knocked up his girlfriend Selena, Bieber's mother would be demanding that she abort the fetus.
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why do you think that?
looks like Selena was the only thing keeping him in line. since they broke up he's already been spotted smoking weed and now mooning the camera with much more to come i'm sure. just like how Demi turned into a big mess after she dumped Selena for Miley
I'll have to look back, Foxxy. Think it was an OP.
WIthin - I'm still icing every two to three hours. I don't think he's done anything with Ke$ha - she probably thinks she's too EDGY for him.
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the pic. of usher's with his tongue out , DEAD!
although it reminds me of an unfortunate porn I saw earlier in the week, where some slut rimmed 3 guys that look like they don't wipe well.
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Mike, hahaha that's right this is a girl we're talking about here, right?
@Crazyinjapan, boys do moon everyone but the LezBeave is still and idiot.
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Bebeh, hope you're still icing it, if it's sore. Usher's face is perfect for the post. If only MK had made it transparent so it would show his tongue on the ugly flat butt crack (which he clearly owns). Has he done a show with Ke$hit yet? This is they kind of thing she'd do. So alike. ;p
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@ beb -- it does, but imo adding the antiinflam oils helps boost the effects. i don't recall which thread we were in the other day but i put up some links re: antiinflam oils in there ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:46pm.
Meh, teenage boys often like to moon people.
True, but I don't see the connection to Bieber.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:15pm.
If her pwecious wecious knocked up his girlfriend Selena, Bieber's mother would be demanding that she abort the fetus.
Ha!!
@Foxxy: Haven't seen anti-inflammatory oils, but I thought emu oil on its own had the impact of ibuprofen without the side effects (at least that's what I read somewhere).
@Within: It is very tender - and disturbing to look at (BH gasped when I showed him this morning). I do have one more day of rest - back to the grind on Tuesday.
ETA: Seeing Usher on TV was very coincidental given this post... :-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:58pm.
Bieber's mom is a walking PRO-abortion advert. Just think if only she'd made the right call.
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Meh, teenage boys often like to moon people.
Submitted by beb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:25pm.
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Must be so tender. Emu oil helps? I'll have to look back at what she recommended. Suppose something warm would feel soothing. Good, you have a couple more days of rest.. :P
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Submitted by beb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:23pm.
lmao, oh i see you noticed that too did you? ;-)
OT: are you feeling better?
ETA: oops, just read back. hope the emu oil helps, consider adding the antiinflam oils...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Can't wait to see Patti Mallet's flick! Kudos to her. Who is "Dorito Lady?"
*nothing to say about the baby bottom*
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:24pm.
Usher.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:21pm.
The pain is subsiding a bit, but I have one helluva bruise. I'm using that Australian emo oil Foxxy suggested in hopes that it will help - ordered another bottle last night.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by beb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:23pm.
Strahan or Usher?
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Sort of OT, since his tongue is up Bieb's b-hole...
They just showed Usher at the ATL-SF game with Michael Strahan. Apparently he's sporting some purty red shoes.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by beb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:08pm.
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An innie? Prefer not to picture thanks! This is one untasty ass shot, blech. Hiya! How's the injury? Coccyx/back feeling any better?
@Emeriesan, thankfully, I stayed away and didn't watch it. Good decision.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:13pm.
I know! Her message is like 'I was a 17 year old, homeless junkie but I kept my baby and LOOK AT HIM NOW!', as if he were some kind of accomplished Nobel-prize winner.
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:05pm.
@Craigypants. Though if we are being honest Aaron Carter was never even remotely successful
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Sure, he was! You must have just blinked, that's all.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:43pm.
trust in the force, Luke ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
If her pwecious wecious knocked up his girlfriend Selena, Bieber's mother would be demanding that she abort the fetus.
Bitch, please.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:08pm.
I'm guessing it's either an innie or a Swift Premium Brown and Serve.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Emeriesan, plus how can anyone expect to be taken seriously when they have aberrations like this Lez running around. Ha!
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Such a badass, I'm sure his PR team advised him to do that.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
For WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
So sexy!! Maybe we will all get treated to his teeny weeny nekkid little weenus next!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ugh, I hadn't bothered reading the pro-life movie bit.
Those pro-life assholes should really get their noses off our cunts. Why don't they have a problem with the millions of men who wank their precious baby batter away?