Justin Bieber's Ass Crack Made An Appearance On Instagram Yesterday
Playgrounds, Chuck E. Cheeses and the ball pit at McDonald's are all empty today, because a million Beliebers were hospitalized for dehydration after they drooled out all of the water in their system from looking at The Lesbeaver's 18-year-old ass crack. UsWeekly says that Justin Bieber "accidentally" (read: bitch meant to do it) posted Usher's new iPhone wallpaper on Instagram yesterday. It didn't take long before everyone realized that it wasn't a picture straight from the IHOP menu. It was a picture of the Biebs' Canadian pancake ass. The Biebs deleted it a few minutes after he posted it, but no thanks to the "right click save" function, it now lives on the internet forever.
If you really need to see the uncensored version, then give me a few minutes to call the emergency room to let them know to have a squirt bottle of retina Clorox, a Braille trainer and an Exorcist on standby, because you might need them all. Brace yourself and CLICK!
In other Bieb news, his mom Pattie Mallette is executive producing a pro-life short film starring the Doritos Lady. Patti said in a statement that she hopes her anti-abortion movie will "encourage young women all over the world, just like me, to let them know that there is a place to go, people who will take care of you and a safe home to live in if you are pregnant and think you have nowhere else to turn."
You know, I don't think Pattie needs to release her anti-abortion movie now that Justin Bieber has Instagrammed his ass. Just one look at that picture and your baby-making parts will shrivel up and retire forever.
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@Craigypants. Though if we are being honest Aaron Carter was never even remotely successful and Beiber at least makes money....but yeah, I think maybe Selena was keeping him in line a bit (and using him for the fame) and now that he dosn't have somebody a little older and a LOT more mature around who isn't a yes man around he is gonna keep acting out like the spoiled twat he is.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:26pm.
I thought Instagram was über-strict about nudity?
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This douchey twink is about as G-rated as can be, so I think they consider this a baby pic, which is okay.
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Ooh, he so hard.
Go Falcons!
Damn double posting
Looks like he is starting to go down the Brit Brit path.
Mamas, don't let your babies "grow up" to be pop stars.
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Gross. I'd rather look at selfies of Katie Price's part-time stripper.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Whenever his face starts popping up everywhere, I just YT "Bieber fails" that cheers one right up. Such a dork. lol ;D
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:43pm.
Dang, Niners are gettin' embarrassed so far...
@ Rande -- i should have made the connection when you mentioned your area of residence, lol
OT: does this boy ever get any sun??!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thanks, Foxxy! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:37pm.
A poor one. I just like to live vicariously. :)
"talentless twink" now it's not wrong anymore, Deb.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I know it's wrong, but I cannot wait for this twink to start getting deeply into booze, drugs and in trouble with the law, landing him in jail where he will be somebody's bitch in obscurity.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now I've had my two morning pancakes.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:20pm.
are you a surfer Rande? i forget sometimes it's Surf World USA in those parts ;-)
OT: i'm glad i already started drinking this am because of the game. i'm ready for fuckery like this. bring it, MK!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Not to get political at all, but all of these pro-lifers need to
a) make birth control FREE and accessible; and
b) when a woman does get cajoled into keeping the baby, create a subsidy program so they can care for the damn child IN THIS ECONOMY!
Quityer moralizing and make a way for a woman to raise a child in this mess of a poor country.
I thought Instagram was über-strict about nudity?
For a palate-cleanser, Surfline.com now has live vid of the Maverick's big-wave comp in Half Moon Bay. Some gnarly wipeouts, doood.
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:10pm.
Um can we alk about the real issue HE IS BLOND NOW. That hair, outfit and ass pose make him look like a methed out twink trying out for a low budget porn.
Your right Salty, kid is headed down Aaron Carter territory. Career is on the slide the young girls are growing up and soon will be done with this publess twink. He is trying to be all edgey and manly grabbing his crotch, getting tatts, smoking pot and getting in shit with the paps and cops. whenever I see him going for his dick I feel like a pedo, he has zero sex appeal and if it wasn't for autotune, he'd be busking.I blame Ellen who is always kissing his ass.
little fucking jackass.
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pssst, MK? Usher is turned the wrong way
i'm so confused re why there is instagram when there is already twitter
his mother is doing what with who now??!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by saltydog: "Um can we alk about the real issue HE IS BLOND NOW. That hair, outfit and ass pose make him look like a methed out twink trying out for a low budget porn."
Haha, "methed out twink" and high five for using "blond" and not "blonde".
Oh, and that pic of Usher licking his lips over Beiber's ass crack is perfect. LMAO.
LMFPO at "Usher's new wallpaper"!
You horz are cracking me up.
But not as much as this little Twinkie trying to act hard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He's such a little pussy.
I think for everyone who has said what a good kid Justin Bieber is, they are starting to see another side.
Yes, he's a kid and acting out in one form or another is expected. But slowly folks are beginning to see more of his actions and how he isn't all that "good".
Um can we alk about the real issue HE IS BLOND NOW. That hair, outfit and ass pose make him look like a methed out twink trying out for a low budget porn.
Well, I had thought there was no douche juice left to ooze out of his pores but I was wrong. Someone PLEASE take this little asshole out!
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*photoshops a footprint on Lesbiever's ass*
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
*Grumpy Cat face* No.
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MK, the football game has only just started, and as such, I've only had two beers....and cannot handle this right now. THIS COULD HAVE WAITED.
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Anyone have any Ms. Butterworth's?
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:58pm.
Bieber's mom is a walking PRO-abortion advert. Just think if only she'd made the right call.
Word.
Ick, why do I feel like a pedo for looking at that? Not a good looking ass either.
I'll take the one in RichBitch's avie, tyvm.
honey we are returning this undercooked plate of pancakes from whence it came!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ugly LezAss! And his mom, she gave birth to this, so there's no need for her to say more. We do not care.
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Ugh. Instagram is a tool of satan, as my mom would say.
Bieber's mom is a walking PRO-abortion advert. Just think if only she'd made the right call.
*vom*