Monday, January 21st 2013

Birthday Sluts

Geena Davis (57)
Boo Boo Stewart (19)
Izabella Miko (32)
Emma Bunton (37)
Cat Power (41)
Ken Leung (43)
Charlotte Ross (45)
Robby Benson (57)
Paul Allen (60)
Billy Ocean (63)
Jill Eikenberry (66)
Plácido Domingo (72)
Ann Wedgeworth (79)

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Submitted by KarlMarl on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 7:41pm.

Happy 32nd birthday, Gillian Chung! You all should go watch some Twins videos and try not to think about 'those' pictures taken from Edison Chen's stolen laptop.

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Submitted by toni on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 6:51pm.

It's the one and only Lahoma's birthday, Ann Wedgeworth.

Submitted by kallyope on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 6:43pm.

I thought that was Pete Burns =((( /cower

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 6:07pm.

HB to all the birthday sluts today.

Happy birthday to CokeyBloke, 29th, right? Hope you had a nice one! *Throws confetti*

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Submitted by dorian_graye on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 4:15pm.

Geena Davis looks super hot in that photo! Good lord! Oh, the ravages of time. Getting old is the worst.

Matte red lipstick really was the HSOTD in the 90's.

I can't believe MK didn't make Ann Wedgeworth birthday slut.

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Submitted by Kloie on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:34pm.

Ken Leung is so annoying, but HB anyway.

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Submitted by LoCoJo on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:31pm.

Happy birfday Geena! Lovin' that 90's brown/red lipstick that everyone, including me, wore. That lipstick shade really deserves to be HSOTD.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:30pm.

Happy bird-day to Geena and Ann Wedgeworth. I watched a marathon on "Three's Company" this weekend and among other stupid things about that show, I never understood why horndog Jack never banged her. But then again, he was getting a taste of his own lecherous medicine.

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Jack liked 'em young. whenever an older woman hit on him he would run

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Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:25pm.

Lady Gaga will be wearing that outfit by the end of the day.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:09pm.

HBD Chan

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Submitted by elegantlady on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:04pm.

Happy BDay Geena, never go blonde again! Ever.

Happy BDay to the rest of the sluts & Billy Ocean.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:47am.

2 Very fine 57 year olds today!
HB to Geena Davis (Hot lady) and Robby Benson
HB to Placido Domingo--beautiful voice

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:15am.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:02am.

All right, bitches. I'm 37 and if I read "almost 40"
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YOU SO CLOSE, BABY GIRL! EMBRACE YOUR DRIED COOCH AND SWEATY HOT FLASHES WITH DIGNITY LIKE A NORMAL OSTEO. PROTECTIVE UNDERGARMENTS ARE NOT EASILY DETECTED ANYMORE. BLUE HAIR SUITS YOU AND I THINK THAT'S A PLUS WE CAN ALL SHUFFLEBOARD TO!

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:09am.

Oh and Robby Benson- you're whole "I am uninsurable because of a heart condition" story is BS.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:07am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:39am.

I love Ann Wedgeworth! I remember watching some behind the scenes thing about Three's Company and John Ritter said he never thought it made any sense that Jack was scared of Lana either. Here he would screw anything that moved except the one woman throwing herself at him and that is why they wrote her out of the show.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:02am.

All right, bitches. I'm 37 and if I read "almost 40" again I'm coming after you!

You is warned.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:42am.

HB BILLY OCEAN...Dude fell victim to the "standard industry practice" of taking a disco/funk star...and turning him into a sappy "lovemeister".Happened to Lionel Richie.Happened to Earth Wind & Fire.Happened to 'ol Billy here.Yeah,it does extend your career.Yeah,it's still cornball.Still...there was time in the disco era when dude would step to the mic and THIS would pour out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZtPJ-U1BgY

HB GEENA DAVIS: Not sure what she's lookin' like these days...but if it's anywhere near that pic...she can still get the business.Always kinda reminded me of a hybrid of Donna Summer...and that "golden age" porn star Serena Blaquelord.Go figure.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:33am.

And maybe she is a nice person, but Jill Eikenberry looks like a gigantic bitch.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:32am.

How did I miss Robby Benson? He still looks much younger than he is. Like Ralph Macchio.

Happy Birfday, Robby!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:31am.

Heytoplacido!thatguyismagic.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:07am.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:57am.

In the immortal words of Stewie Griffin (re: Geena): not a good gum to tooth ratio.
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LOL!

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by spazmo on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:58am.

Oh, Robby Benson... It seems like yesterday you were pouting moodily at us from the cover of Tiger Beat.

Now we're both oldies and I want to cry like a baby.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:57am.

In the immortal words of Stewie Griffin (re: Geena): not a good gum to tooth ratio.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:39am.

Happy bird-day to Geena and Ann Wedgeworth. I watched a marathon on "Three's Company" this weekend and among other stupid things about that show, I never understood why horndog Jack never banged her. But then again, he was getting a taste of his own lecherous medicine.

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:29am.

Happy Birthday Geena, that picture made me drool a little! Smokin'!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:26am.

HBD to Geena Davis' fine ass...

Billy Ocean - Time Life presents cheesy sounds of the 80's... (I admit it was pretty good for the time)

Emma Bunton - cute blond.... HBD!

Robby Benson - My mom watched that damn movie Ode to Billy Joe over and over when I was a kid... *sends directions to GW Bridge*

MY GOD HBD TO FREAKIN LANA SHIELDS (79? holy shit) JACK WAS A FOOL NOT TO GIVE YOU HIS PACKAGE OF LOVE THAT YOU SO EAGERLY YEARNED FOR BUT THAT BITCH JANET AND DIPSHIT CHRISSY WERE'NT HAVING IT ON THEIR WATCH I WOULD FREAKIN DIE!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NAILED FERLEY FOR THE STREET CRED.

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:23am.

Gorgeous pic of her. Nice boobs too - perfect shape and size. I'm jelly :P Happy birthday to all!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:18am.

HBD Geena!

HBD Billy Ocean...Get out of my dreaaaaaaaaaaaaams...get into my car!

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:14am.

h(belated)b to mlk jr.

can't believe robby benson is just about 60 yrs old.
yeah, who the f is boo boo whoever?

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:01am.

Happy Birthday to Billy Ocean! That man could sing me out of my pants any day!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

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Submitted by soulfly16 on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:00am.

That is one elegant outfit.

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Submitted by Boo1212 on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:59am.

Geena, my hubby said you never looked that good. I said, you did ONCE. lol

I wonder if Robby Benson ever gets tired of being called Robby at 57 teehee

Happy Birthday Sluts! Have a magical day.

Go Verb Yourself!

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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:57am.

I swear Chan Marshall (aka Cat Power) just had a bday, hmmn. Maybe I'm senile.

Genna Davis - lookin fine! Where you been, girl?

Billy Ocean - GET INTO MY CAR!

Boo Boo Stewart - intrugued. I shall google.

Oh shit, Emma Bunton! Baby Spice is almost 40! Old whore. Love you.

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:54am.

Who the hell is "BooBoo Stewart"? I had to look it up thinking it was a no talented "Rod" daughter, turns out it's a Eurasian Disney kid in the Bieber mold.

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Submitted by WinnieT on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:48am.

Happy Birthday to Geena Davis but Jesus fuck, that picture scared the shit out of me.

Secondly, how the hell is Emma Bunton almost 40?? I feel old.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard