We Have Miley Cyrus To Blame For This Mess

January 21, 2013 / Posted by:

Ever since Miley Cyrus took a Flowbee, electric clippers and a few gallons of peroxide to her hair, semi-famous hos think they can do it too. Case in point: noted Romney supporter Jenna Jameson.

Looking almost more broke down than Brigitte Nielsen making mouth love to a bottle of Popov vodka on a patch of grass in a Studio City park, Jenna Jameson hosted an AVN after-party at Tabu in Las Vegas last night. Jenna came out with a head full of NO. Bitch looks like a plastic snake trying to swallow the head of a cockatoo.

Jenna Jameson used to look like the charbroiled corpse of a wonk-eyed iguana, so the good news is that she doesn’t completely look like that anymore. The bad news is that hair. According to my research (aka a three second Google search), Jenna Jameson was one of the first women to ever make a million dollars for sucking and fucking dick on camera. Jenna Jameson is a peen-slurping vanguard! Jenna Jameson is part of history. But yet here she is copying Miley Cyrus? This is the worst mistake Jenna Jameson has made ever this decade this year this month this week in the past 48 hours.

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