Beyonce Talks About The Pillow Baby Rumors Again
GQ has released the outtakes from their interview with the First Lady of the Illuminati and in those outtakes they ask her about the rumor that she strapped a House of Dereon-brand pillow baby to her stomach while a South American baby oven baked the chosen one in her womb. Beyonce said before that the rumors that she faked her pregnancy the same way she faked her singing at the Inauguration were crazy, but she didn't take them personally. When GQ asked about Beyonce's 250-thread count goose feather baby, she once again said that the rumor didn't bother her, but it did bother Mama Tina Knowles and Basement Baby. And don't screw with Greta Gremlin and a Hot Slut who has punched a basement moth or two.
"I felt like I kind of had to protect my mother, because when people made up the silliest rumor about me not really being pregnant She was there when I went through all of those things. And my sister. They were very, very defensive. It's not personal to me, and it comes along with the job, but the lack of respect—people will just go too far sometimes."
Beyonce then talked about how birthin' out Blue Ivy Carter was an amazing experience:
"When I gave birth, that was the first time I truly let go and surrendered. And it taught me how amazing that feels... Giving birth made me realize the power of being a woman. I have so much more substance in my life. And expressing that excitement and that sensuality and the connection I have with my husband—I'm a lot more comfortable with that now. I actually feel like my child introduced me to myself."
If you gave birth in a custom-designed birthing suite while Mama Tina fixed your birthing wig, Basement Baby hand fed you ice chips made from the amniotic fluid of pink dolphins, an ambiance designer changed the lighting to fit your breathing pattern and some out-of-work singers (aka Michelle Williams and the other forgotten children of Destiny) hummed the melody to "Halo," you too would describe your birthing experience as "amazing."
I once watched a woman on a stretcher in the hallway of the overcrowded delivery ward at my mom's hospital go into labor under fluorescent lighting. I wonder if her birthing experience was "amazing"? Actually, she'd probably say it was, because she had a really good view of the vending machine in the waiting area. If she ever got hungry, she could scream at her husband, "BRING ME A ROCKY ROAD BAR NOW!!!" Did Beyonce have a vending machine in her ultra luxurious birthing suite? I bet not.
(GQ outtakes via Beyonce Diario)
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She looks like a rusty round the way hoodrat in every one of these pictures.
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Beyonce is such a piece of shit. She's nothing but a brown nosing opportunistic hoodrat. Fuck you, bitch, we still detest you and your disgusting fug husband.
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@ dementa,
oh shut the fuck up you dumb whore..."in this clean space" - you mean the clean space wehre everyone calls Beyonce as lying sack of shit? That clean space? And...imagine a world without roe v wade you twat where women had to go to back alleys and get botched abortion jobs and who had no autonomy over their bodies. WHat you consider a rant, is a right on autonomy that women have been fighting for decades to gain. Stop trying to impose your fucked up personal beliefs on other much like all anti choicers do. if you enjoy being a minion who does what she told go for it bitch but dont tell others who dont wanna be what to do.
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Beyonce your words give you away. I have never heard a woman who pushed out a baby say it was a sensual experience. NEVAH!!
I have given birth four times. Beoynce has given birth zero times.
Beoynce can sing. I can not.
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Ironically Bouncy is reminding me of Twishite right now. The fourth book is basically all about how Bella getting knocked up with a vampire baby is magical and wonderful EVEN THOUGH IT'S KILLING HER, and she's so speshul because she has a functioning uterus and no other woman does.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:38pm.
Thanks for dragging your own pro-abortion rants into an otherwise clean, tidy celebration of hate for Beyawnce.
Submitted by chavonnc on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:13pm.
But if you don't feel like a goddess, clearly you don't know The Power of Being A Woman, and thus are inferior to Bouncy! She is the ULTIMATE woman!
Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:56pm.
Same here. I don't give a shit when a celeb uses a surrogate, like when My little Pony used a surrogate for her latest kids. Couldn't care less.
But I don't like it when they lie about it. And I like it even less when they try to bullshit the public by claiming, "Oh, childbirth is magical and wonderful, and my life is so awesome and sparklefarty because of it, blahblahblah."
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Yes, because that is totally what womanhood and being a woman and empowered is all about: giving birth. In fact, that is our entire raison d'etre...to give birth because otherwise we are nothing but sloppy, weak, disgusting, bitter wrecks who are just killing the time in between giving births. You are totally nothing and powerless if you havent given birth, which is the ultimate experience every woman needs to have and in fact wishes she could have. This is what us women live for: giving birth.
I am so glad that this bitch is totally not validating the view of every misogynistic, right wing, republican nut job who reduces a woman's entire being and worth and value, and diminishes her rights accordingly, based on their birth giving ability - even going so far as to place the existence of a bunch of cells in the gestation period above the life and choices, autonomy, dignity and wishes of a woman. Thanks Beyonce, you privileged oreo, for proving once again that women are nothing but uteri attached to a female body with the added bonus of a fuck hole. Thank you for making being a woman and empowered all about nothing else but the act of giving birth. I am so surprised so many people then walk around believing that rape and the resulting child are an act of god and that a woman should totally risk her life to give birth to something she doesn't want to. I mean it makes so much sense now, after all, giving birth is our entire reason for being and the only way we are empowered or worth anything.
Now get back to never never land with glitter and diamond encrusted pacifiers for the daughter whom you are going to teach all about the virtues of human and woman hood, namely giving birth. You go hot mama. Women like you are the reason men still think we are in the 1950s Leave it to Beaver and Fasther Knows Best world.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Child #1: Gained 50 pounds, had to wear a heart moniter with electrodes taped to my chest for 3 days because my heart was skipping beats, shortness of breath just SITTING, got a body rash that only 1 in 100 pregnant women get so i was itchy and covered in calamine lotion.
Child #2: Got migraines for the first time in my life. Coulndt take any medication for it so i had to just suffer. The only thing that kept me from getting migraines was to stop wearing my contacts and glasses so i was practically blind the whole time. Gained another 50 pounds that put so much pressure on my knees and feet i had to prop them constantly. Had to be induced, took too long so that my doc had to break my water which is basically sticking her finger up my vag and poking around till she poked it open.
And both times, my bewbs were so filled with milk, i could have beat out Pamela Anderson in a contest! So painful, i couldnt even bring my hands to the top of my head when showering because it hurt so much!
Im so empowered now because of this! Giving birth is so awesome! The most beautiful experience ever! Like floating on clouds like a goddess, its so elegant.
Unless the shopped them out I don't see any stretch marks, and she's not gonna sell me that she had a baby until I see stretch marks. Tummy, thigh or boobs, take your pick Bey and let's see it.
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What the fuck is wrong with her stomach? Even before she got "pregnant" it always looked so fucking weird. Oh yeah, @fred, most of the youth can't stand her. Her demographics seems to be the "urban" crowd.
That picture is dreadful.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:54pm
I do not believe I could have said it any better. You said it all.
Let's move on...she is not worth paying any additional attention to. She is just an insipid little pain in the butt.
Fake Bitch the only thing you let go is your bowels sometimes so NO you did not give BIRTH.
I have never seen her face resemble Solange's so much as it does in the blue football jersey pic.
I don't give a fuck either way, and there is nothing wrong with using a surrogate for whatever damn reason you see fit. But if you ARE going to talk about things, then tell the truth - or else shut the fuck up altogether.
If you look at her in the blue half shirt picture with that damn belly chain and that picture of her "pregnant" on the beach in that white fluffy bikini...same belly chain too. Anyway...there is not much difference in her bellies.
She's suck a frakken liar!!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
She never had that child. Someone served as their surrogate. She's pulling a Lance Armstrong here. That man sued people knowing they were telling the truth about him and when he won he would gladly collect the money. Same thing here, Beyonce will go on and on and on about how she had that kid and the media picks on her and she doesn't care but she protects others, blah blah blah. Heck, if a legit newspaper publishes evidence that she didn't have a kid she would also sue, find a way to win, and keep the money all the while knowing she was lying.
i had two kids, no c-sections, but with epidurals. never once did i think of my power as a woman. anyone who does has no grip on reality to begin with. period. she sucks. soooooks.
what i don't get is this: she cannot sing. she barely dances herself around. she doesn't write her songs. she cannot act. so, what is it?
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She sounds fake as shit!! What the fuck is that birth experience comment?? "The first time I truly let go"...blah blah...what?
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
The thing that everyone seems to miss about this cunt is the actual reason she most probably lied. Whether she just could not physically have a child or did it to "spare" her body, to her admitting that publicly somehow seems to make her less of a woman and/or mother. There's a nice slap right in the fucking face for all the other women out there who cannot carry their own child for various and sundry reasons but are every bit as much if not more the mother those who could are.
Maybe it's not her fault, maybe it is. Maybe she decided not to carry for selfish reasons, maybe all the garbage she put her body through in her relentless pursuit of fame rendered her unable to carry a child, but maybe she was just born that way. Maybe she could carry a child but decided not to for purely selfless reasons...perhaps that subjecting an unborn child to the rigors of developing in a body that runs non-stop wouldn't be fair to that child when Mom and Dad can afford to pay for a womb more suitable.
No matter what the reason, the end result is the same: she is a shallow, vapid woman who looks down on pretty much everyone who is not HER. She lives by a different set of rules than the rest of us peons and if you think that's not true, read between the lines of a few more of her interviews.
Fuck her and that gourd beaked ex-drug dealing husband of hers. Very little talent, but a whole lot of luck and psychotic determination got them to where they are, not some fucking divine proclamation from on high. One extra step in front of a transit bus and Basement Baby might be the one lip synching to an adoring crowd filled with second-comers and might-have-beens instead of this twat.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
And she is just way too old to be posing like that.
No one is ever going to convince me that she's not 38 or 39.
I've never really cared, but now I truly believe she did not have that baby. Childbirth is torture. Even with an epidural.
That said, I still don't care. I dont care if she didn't want to ruin her bod. I don't care if she couldn't carry a baby. If she was afraid, I don't blame her. It IS scary, and painful. Some girls breeze through pregnancy. They glow and feel happy and great.
It isn't like that for everyone.
There are documentaries about women who orgasm at labor or crowning. Whatever.
The only thing that MAY have been more painful than natural labor was when my appendix burst.
And I am one of those women who really liked being pregnant. I just did. I had all the sickness and the aches and pains and weight gain like anyone else but mostly I loved it.
But labor is brutal for most women. I ended up with three c-sections so nothing ever came through my box! But c-section recovery was weeks long and agonizing so after birth and that long post-partum haze and grossness blows. Having sex for the first time after was awful too, esp. if breastfeeding full-time. Total pain.
wow, I am just remembering this now! just as well the memories fade within a few months or we'd all have just one kid! If men had the children, there would be many more childless and one-kid families!
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hahahahha- I have never given birth, but I have heard enough painful and shit stories to knwo that B is LYING.
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I've popped out two kids and I can honestly say I've never thought of giving birth like that!
She is so full of it! Enough with these stupid celebtards!
"When I gave birth, that was the first time I truly let go and surrendered. And it taught me how amazing that feels... Giving birth made me realize the power of being a woman. I have so much more substance in my life. And expressing that excitement and that sensuality and the connection I have with my husband—I'm a lot more comfortable with that now. I actually feel like my child introduced me to myself."
Well, since I had an induced, 24 hour labor that resulted in a C-section, my birthing experience was anything but sensual. To be frank, I didn't even want sex for many, many months afterward.
She obviously did not have an episiotomy. Maybe Baby Blue just glided out there on gossamer wings. Or maybe she is straight up lie telling.
I love my daughter more than life itself, but I get so sick of heaering women equate childbirth to some sort of goddess experience. That shit is not real. Childbirth is hard. My blood pressure dropped so low when I was in labor they thought I was dying. To top it off, I was so drugged out when they were done I didn't get to even see my baby until 10 hours later. I couldn't breastfeed. I couldn't get out of bed without doing some sort of death-defying contortionist shit. Not to mention the month long bleeding and severe gall bladder attack a few weeks later. But yeah, all that was sensual.
Someone needs to ask her specific questions about labor and birth and how it feels.
exactly, Redmond. I think that is everybody's issue. Who cares? At least Nicole Kidman admitted it the second time.
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I don't have an issue with the fact that they used a surrogate, I have an issue with the fact that they lie about it. She should just come clean. I never hated her before all this, but I do now.
Hadley Freeman gave her the business when these photos came out:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/15/beyonce-photographed...
is it just me or does her stomach region look weird? Like liposuction-y?
thank you, beyonce for posing in next-to-nothing sports-themed shit on a satin-sheeted bed and saying dumb shit in a interview. really helps the youth of america (aka your fans and supporters) wrap their heads around sports and gender issues. fuck you. i say this to you as a mom of a daughter. fuck. you.
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I loved being pregnant, I think the birthing of babies is miraculous and amazing, but take your average birth--the pain, the vomiting, the accidental peeing or #2ing, the blood, the strangers up in your snatchy bidness...she's full of shit whether she popped one out or not.
Giving birth was 'sensual'? The only way this is true on either account is if a few duck feathers from the pillow got lodged up in her uterus and then came fluttering out, tickling her vagine.
I believe the razorblade is their own but I strongly disbelieve the notion she carried it. Jay-Z's said, in that post-"birth" release, she miscarried before so maybe she's unable to carry to term thus their reasoning behind the surrogate.
Ain't nothing wrong with it but stop lying. About this, the blatant plastic surgery, the son he already has, how you're so humble and gracious when it's clearly not the case.
She ruined the inauguration for me yesterday. It wasn't about you, bitch!
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I'm not sure if she faked it or not but didnt she give birth earlier than 9 months? That would men that she wouldnt of have been THAT big even at the end of her pregnancy. I only gained 15lbs while preggers and had a flat belly a week after the baby. That was just the way it happened for me, someone like her that has the best trainers/ nutritionists could easily get back in shape super fast. The whole folding belly.. jumping in SUV thing is a whole other story though lol.
Fuck you Bouncy, you lying liar.
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Why would it be so harmful to tell the fucking truth? You used a surrogate so you wouldn't get fat. Just say it!!
I don't get these two.... they make me hate the President even more. They're ALL lying sacks of shit! And I voted for the fucker.... shit!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:06pm.
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I think she's full of shit, but I do think she was pregnant. I know a couple of mothers who didn't show as much as they would've liked in their first pregnancies, and a lot of them found it disappointing. I think Bouncey was in that camp, and decided to pad to make herself look more pregnant.
Where I *do* think she and her people lied, however, is when it came to diet and weight gain. I think she worked like a demon to control her weight during her pregnancy. But she knew that a lot of women resent that in celebrities. So she claimed that she had 60lbs to lose (*snort*) and also used the padding to make her look bigger (and "more relatable") than she actually is.
Now, of course, she realises that it won't work and she doesn't like pretending anyway. So she's coming out with...that.
"SENSUALITY"?! Who the f is she kidding? Other than after taking a big poop, which I did birthing the first kid, BTW, there was never a time when I felt LESS sensual than when having a baby.
Haven't read all of the replies yet. Did anyone point out that video of Beyonce, VERY late in her pregnancy? She came out and literally JUMPED into a big SUV. Even with the tiniest of baby bumps, I thought, "There's no way a nine-month preggo could have made that move!"
Bouncy's full of shit, never been full of baby.
I've never birthed a kid but been around enough pregnant women to know prancing around in 5 inch heels weeks before giving "birth" is crap. And bellies dont fold. and you dont look thinner at 9 months than you do at 4. bullshit Lying sack of lies, all of them.
where's that video of her hopping into the SUV when she'e supposedly like 18 months preggers?
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When I look at her preggo pictures, she does look chunkier:
http://cdn2.blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2011/12/69848PCN_Beyonce0...
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:22pm.
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Nope. Doesn't look pregnant. It looks like she pushed her stomach out for the paps. This is the ONLY picture of her "pregnant" and there are none of her from the side. Except, of course, for the pictures of the infamous folding pillow.
I have a friend who can make herself look pregnant by pushing her stomach out after a big meal.
She's a lying liar, full of shit.
Anyone who's been pregnant or been NEAR a real pregnant woman knows that folding belly was bogus.
It's just ridiculous to act like pushing a baby out of your vagina elevates you to some goddess status.
If anything it's humbling as hell. And difficult.
But what does SHE know about it? Some PR bitch was feeding her that garbage.
Next thing she's going to say is how her vagina felt like it had blossomed like a flower and labor is like kittens licking your hand. Whatever.
I'm guessing she's vying for most pretentious bitch ever after learning about Goopy and Joe Camel.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:50pm.
The London Times had an article a while back, about women who apparently believed that the feelings during birth are simply sexual arousal times, like, a hundred.
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I've heard of that but always thought those women are full of shit. Either that, or really really lucky.
I didn't believe the fake pregnancy rumors until that video clip where her stomach folded in HALF. It wasn't subtle at all; it was like a rubber dome that just folded. There's no way to reasonably explain that shit. Bitch got caught, that's all there is to it.
I really tried with her. Sigh.... She and I are DONE professionally.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:43pm.
Yes but this is J and B we're talking about. I'd imagine that anyone in their entourage would be too intimidated to spill the beans.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:48pm.
Here's a bit of fun about labor pain. The ancient Irish had a legend...
I'm hearing Dylan Moran: "I'll be with yah inna sec. Just as soon as I pop in for a quick drink..."
Foxxy - right. I hope her handlers start reading her interviews and the stories become more elaborate! What she's truly upset about is that a year later people are still talking about it (negatively) and speculating! She probably thought that it would go away by now instead of snowballing with the other lies - i.e.: her true age, etc.
So, it's been a year and she's just now getting fed up with it? Right. The rumors persisted, ESPECIALLY after the belly pillow flop, while she was pregnant! She could've done so many things to dispel them, but didn't. Not buying it.