Wednesday, January 23rd 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 22nd!
Training to be a Rabi, Steven often practices circumcisions on the set. - Pompous Famas
Runners-up:
No amount of giggling in the closet could pursuade Steven Spielberg to drop trou in order to sign Lilo. Of course he won in the end by putting the fine print where she'd need a mirror and a magnifying glass to read it. - City Barbie
Spielberg tries his hand at acting in "The Jerry Sandusky Story". - OurMissC
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Congrats Winners
As funny as the winning caption is, it is incorrect. Rabbi is spelled with 2 "b"s and Rabbis do not perform circumcisions. They are done by a Mohel.
Congrats winners. :)
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Congrats, you funneh horz!
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Congrats Winners! MissC!!!!!! does it again!
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Big congrats to Pompous Famas and City Barbie! LOL! Thanks MK!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
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Haha! You're right. There IS an extra testicle!
Hold STILL Elijah! Unlike Peter Jackson, Spielberg does not have all day to perform a bris.
"Yeah, right there between the Lost Ark and the Goonies"
E.T.Bone home.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Only in Ireland...
PedoBear phone home!
Mr. Speilberg? Um, the writer's are a little confused about which pronouns to use, so, um, could you, um, clarify here?
Michael Fassbender's peen (cleverly disguised in a hoodie and googly eyes) inks a deal to star in Spielberg's next film.
WriteoE.T.,writeitch~
"So Cody, I hear you want to be a big star like your sister Lindsay?"
"Damn, Roman and Woody were right! All you gotta do is earn their trust, then it's 'Giggety-giggety-GOO!'"
ET the Extra Third Testicle says sign my balls...
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After a quick off-camera novacaine injection, ET doesn't feel a thing during the bris that finally brought him notice with Hollywood elite.
"I'll ... be ... right ... HERE!"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hollywood is leaving no stone unturned in the search for Tommy's next beard...
(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)
Steven Spielberg admits to his attorney exactly where he fondled ET during one of his now infamous casting couch interviews.
I really like the long peen Shaun, but this is going to be a G-rated movie so why don't we switch his peen with his index finger and no-one will be any the wiser.
It's okay everyone, Matthew McConaughey is used to random no-no penetration at the workplace.
Show me on the doll...
It's okay, he's only signing ET's ass. Obviously aliens are hung backwards.
Love,
Mabel
E.T. get blown....E.T. GEEET BLOOOOWWWNN!!!!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
E.T., like so many in Hollywood, was actually Jewish, as evidenced by this photo taken at his bris in 1978.
Training to be a Rabi, Steven often practices circumcisions on the set.
Reason # 7,444,239 that Gwyneth Paltrow is insufferably smug: This baby picture of Gwyneth from 1972 serves as proof that she was indeed the inspiration behind her godfather Steven Spielberg's most famous movie.
"Avoid the Clap" - Stephen S.
Thirty years after his one hit movie, a destitute E.T. lies passed out on Sunset Boulevard. Upon seeing his former protege, Spielberg whips out a pen and, instead of writing a cheque, lifts E.T.'s shirt and scrawls "I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST" on his abdomen. He still hasn't forgiven little E.T. for what he did to Amy Irving.
"Okay Mr. Spielberg, just show us where and how many times Mr. Travolta touched you using this Xenu doll, and we'll calculate the settlement check"
The new must-have Christmas gift:
Tickle Me A-Hole.
All this time we thought it was his finger!
Ok, do I make it out to Mary-Kate or Ashley?
That's not as bad as what Sally Field asked him to sign after finally casting her in Lincoln.
Chris O'Donnell, Steven Spielberg, and Linda Hunt on the set of a very special "NCIS: Los Angeles".
Nice Reese's Pieces, but where's the Tootsie Roll?
Spielberg signs off on the first official likeness of Eddie and Lee Ann's upcoming baby
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Aww, after appearing for Steven at The Golden Globes, all Bill Clinton wanted was his peen autographed.
You could have just signed with phone home instead of the emancipation proclamation
"Could you sign right by his Reese's Pieces?"
All my best! Sincerely, Gwyneth Paltrow' s godfather
That's when I fell for the leader of the paps.
E.T. phone special victims unit.
ET Bone Home
Could you please sign on the dotted penis, Mr. Spielberg?
Hmmmmppppfffff!
Spielberg takes notes as Poppa Joe explains why his young piece should star in Steven's next film.
ET...phone...DFACS.