Open Post: Hosted By Mariska The Jail-Breaking Horse
Trace Cyrus and Sarah Jessica Parker better hope that if they ever get locked up that they get locked up next to Mariska, because if they keep on her good side, she will set them free. Mariska is my kind of horse, because not only is she a masterful escape artist, but she's also a grudge-keeping bitch. I see Mariska struttin' on by her neighbor's stall like, "Bye bitch." Mariska's neighbor probably sniffed her man's ass and now she's paying the price by staying locked up. Mariska always remembers.