Would You Hit It?
No, this isn't Lucius Malfoy's emotionally damaged drifter younger brother who has repeatedly been arrested for jacking off into coin slots of pay phones and who's been kicked out of Macy's for oinking at women as they change in the dressing room. This is Benedict Cumberbatch as Wikileaks founder and alleged rapist Julian Assange in the movie The Fifth Estate, which also stars Daniel Brühl (below), Laura Linney and Anthony Mackie.
The things that Slytherin bob are doing to his face. Looking at that picture is making me want to file a police report and scrub my skin with a Chore Boy. And that's exactly how I feel when I look at a picture of Julian Assange, so Bennigans Cumcatcher totally nailed it!
And no, I would not hit it. I can't even fap to it and that's saying EVERYTHING.
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Would not. This guy is so creepy looking. It's not that he's ugly, just incredibly unattractive.
Also he has the absolute worst name. Cumberbatch? It just makes me think of bunch of cucumbers or something. Blegh. Benedict is fine.
Yeah, I'd hit it... In the face... With a board!
Wow! Benedict Cumberbatch! Now that's a mouthful. Lol
Cumberbatch is NOT HOT but I adore him as an actor. Sherlock is awesome :D
Who the heck is this Clutcherbag? All of a sudden I see him everywhere. And he's not even good looking.
I would!
Okay, I'm definitely a fan of Mr. Cumberbatch and normally think he's sex on legs but... yeah... wow. But then again, he's not supposed to look hot here. It's sort of like Javier Bardem in Skyfall and No Country for Old Men. Normally, he's hot, but in some roles, he's really, really not and he's not supposed to be.
Actually in these pics he reminds me of Julian Sands in Boxing Helena. I think they didn't pick Sands because he's a bit long in the tooth (55) and right now Cumberbatch is EVERYWHERE. I mean, he's playing big roles in two of the biggest movie franchises (The Hobbit, Star Trek), and he's in one of the biggest crossover hits on TV (Sherlock) and I can't remember the last time I saw Sands in anything.
But even though he's gross in these pics, certain other pics keep my love for him alive:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4316637/Sherlock-star-Be...
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I really don't get the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch. He's tall and skinny with a long boyish face. To each their own I guess.
@elanenergy, I agree Julian Sands would have been a better choice.
I'll watch the movie if it includes a re-enactment of this gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le3jrp6LzjI
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ha ha he does have Ramona face!
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now i know who this reminds me of .... RAMONA/rhony
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
oh shit, that's Sherlock Holmes! his face does annoy!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Coming from the olds here, I though Assange looked EXACTLY like the British (?) actor Julian Sands. Any Brits in the house to elaborate on why Ms. Sands isn't the obvious choice to play Assange?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Best actor in the world. I'd ALWAYS hit it.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:36pm.
Send him over to Celebitchy. They worship him.
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Sounds good to me, off to Celebitchy then!
Sure Michael K, you wouldn't hit him? This guy is one of the mosted talented actors around, I love him in Sherlock & Warhorse! He was nominated for a Golden Globe a few weeks ago & looked so gorgeous in his tux! I'm guessing by next summer, you will be posting photos of him regularly!
Poor Benedict, at this point I think it's literally impossible for him to turn down a script.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:35am.
oh and I think he looks like a younger effeminate version of Dennis Quaid.
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And that's why I would let him take it.
I can't even look at this guy. He is truly hideous looking.
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wtf kind of last name is that? lmao. I'd go by something else. Sounds like a last name for a hobbit.
Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 10:41pm.
face like a foot
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After it's kicked in a steel door.
I'm with MK. I cannot hit that. His face makes me nauseous.
I personally find Cumberbatch to be hot, but he looks absolutely ridiculous with that hair. Thank god he's only doing it for a movie!
Submitted by spilledmilk on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 7:29am.
This is usually a gorgeous man. At first I thought he looked a little alien but his acting just draws you in. I still love him. And I'm glad he's getting more acting roles and recognition he well deserves.
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Me too. Mind you, I'm still giggling at "Slytherin bob."
Oh I absolutely died at that. I may fangirl over him but I can still laugh about it! I may have to see Star Trek just to see him >_> I'm a poser like that.
I would hit it with latest issue of GQ, a stylist and gift certificate to Vidal Sassoon salon.
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He's going to play the vilain in Star Trek: Into Darkness. Can't wait!
::adjusts Spock ears and slinks away in shame::
oh and I think he looks like a younger effeminate version of Dennis Quaid.
In that picture? NO. But I would based on his google image results. He's a fox.
Submitted by spilledmilk on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 7:29am.
This is usually a gorgeous man. At first I thought he looked a little alien but his acting just draws you in. I still love him. And I'm glad he's getting more acting roles and recognition he well deserves.
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Me too. Mind you, I'm still giggling at "Slytherin bob."
I respect Benedict Cumberbatch even more. He's a fantastic actor who doesn't need to be "hot" to do his job, like other talentless actors do.
No.
This is usually a gorgeous man. At first I thought he looked a little alien but his acting just draws you in. I still love him. And I'm glad he's getting more acting roles and recognition he well deserves.
Normally he is rather 'interesting' to look at, and I would, but in that picture he has the semi-transparent creepy pedo look of Assange down far to well.
Agreed^^^
As soon as I saw this pic I remembered why I hate myself sometimes. I think I did it with this guy too. Like you know last call at the bar and you decided you just ain't going home alone and he's been buying you drinks the past hour. But then in the morning there will be no coffee and sunny sides, not even scrambles. And you vow to never go in that bar again!
MK, the first word of your post says it all: "No!"
LOL you all are cracking me up.
I dunno, there's something strangely hot about him (to me). I think it's the persona he gives off on Sherlock, the confident intellectual thing. This wig does make him look extra creepy though.
Although I am on a completely different wavelength from everyone else on here, I have to say I would.
Two reasons: 1) I love Sherlock Holmes; 2) a morbid curiosity about being with an icy, emotionally distant, Semi-sociopathic, intellectual, old Etonian-type snob- even though something tells he he would point at my chest, giggle and say "boobies."
But he would have to get a wig and spray tan- and they would have to set that bitch on "Valentino." I just cannot with him giving me albino realness.
Can't stand this creep but love Bruehl.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:23am.
now that i look at him again, i think i already DID that guy.
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LMFAO!
Benedict appears to be an effeminate homosexual.
(We LOVE her make-up)!
Looking at the photo, I want to make him a sandwich. Dude is scary thin.
A double definite NO with that ASSange hair. He looks weird enough without it. Poor guy, maybe he has a great personality, lol, but no. Send me Adrien Brody and his great big nose first.
I would love to meet Cumberbatch! And he's in Iceland so I probably could hunt him down. He's probably an intellectual fuck and I've never had one of those. He ain't banging me with that face though.
his name is awesome. "good evening, lords and ladies! permit me to introduce myself! my name is Benedict Cumberbatch, and it's an honor and a privilege to make your acquaintance!"
and fuck no i would not.
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Oof ! I'm getting whiffs of a ripe 6 month aged fromunda cheese off that pic. Swiss to be precise.
He has the same shaped nose as Victoria Beckham. It looks like a swine! LOL!
now that i look at him again, i think i already DID that guy.
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God don't like ugly.
Not even if you stabbed my eyes out and could perform surgery to restore my sight. No.
O Gawd NO!...and I'm a real slag, too. He is like Andy Warhol without the fun hair, but yet with the bad, white, skinny, hairless body sans muscle tone. Oh---and looks like there are also the facial pock marks like Warhol.
I keep trying to imagine if there would be any possible way I could do him... and I cannot see it. Not even if I shoved my face in his ass so there would be no possible way for me to see his face; no, not even that.
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how creepy are these photos? damn.