Wednesday, January 23rd 2013

Birthday Sluts

Chita Rivera (80)
Dlisted (8)
Doutzen Kroes (28)
Tito Ortiz (38)
Tiffani Thiessen (39)
Ewen Bremner (41)
Lisa Snowdon (41)
Ariadna Gil (44)
Mariska Hargitay (49)
Gail O'Grady (50)
Princess Caroline of Monaco (56)
Richard Dean Anderson (63)
Anita Pointer (65)
Rutger Hauer (69)
Sonny Chiba (74)
Jeanne Moreau (85)

Posted by: Michael K
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dick's picture
Submitted by dick on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:43am.

Happy BBDAY dlisted!

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Submitted by Grace Jones on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:00pm.

Happy belated birthday Dlisted! MK, Thanks so much for the hilarious celeb commentary. I've been visiting your site since 2008. I love it and you!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 2:54pm.

a very happy belated to my favorite time killer, and its cordial host... happy yesterday to ya, MK!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by OhSusanna on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 1:20am.

Happy Birthday Dlisted and Michael K... been visiting you daily since 2006! Thanks for the giggles x

Submitted by Texas spitfire on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 12:00am.

feliz cumpleee, mi idolo! te quiero mucho and frankly, you sometimes are my reason for living, or at least I can lip sync along along and enjoy the fuckery. viva Dlisted and hasta la victoria siempre!! and thanks for surfing for the only celebrity news and commentary that matters!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:28pm.

Happy birthday to my favorite website. Eight is such a good age. Dlisted is a badass second-grader!

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:20pm.

Happy birthday Dlisted!!!
☺☺☺☺☺☺
Thank you MK for creating this blog and thank you to all the commenters that make me laugh.
❤❤❤❤❤❤

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:05pm.

Happy Birthday to the only website that matters, DLISTED!

MK you are one of the funniest motherfuckers..ever! Love you & Dlisted.

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Submitted by sienna miller on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:56pm.

HBD dlisted!

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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:51pm.

HB to Dlisted -- thank you for all you do for us, MK!

HB Richard Dean Anderson, Mariska Hargitay and Chita Rivera

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by lastdiva on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:49pm.

HAPPY BIRFDAY D-LISTED! xo
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

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Submitted by CarrieOn on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:31pm.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Birfday, DListed!!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:03pm.

Big birthday wishes Dlisted!!! Well done MK! ;D

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Bloggie noms close January 27th! http://2013.bloggi.es/

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Submitted by theuglyish on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:00pm.

Happy Birthday to the only blog I read everyday! MK you are a genius and an angel...you have helped me get through some trying times. I honestly love you! Smooches....

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds~ Albert Einstein

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Submitted by patty cake on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 7:09pm.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR D LISTED>>THE BEST EVER EVER..congrats MK
love,
patty cake

oxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by JoRN on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:42pm.

Happy Birthday Dlisted! I come to this site daily to get my laughs! MK is awesome!

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Submitted by robotdevil on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:36pm.

Happy Bday to my boos Dlisted & Mariska!

Submitted by ophelia57 on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:19pm.

Happy Birthday Dlisted!
Thank you Michael K for a daily dose of laughs and that awesome way you have with words. Love ya!

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Submitted by LarBear on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:18pm.

Happy Birthday to the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest SLUT out there!!! Love you MK and DListed!!!

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Submitted by NDNchief on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:18pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HAPPY BIRFDAY Dlisted ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The best site for snarky Horz ! ! !

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:00pm.

HB Dlisted! Eight years, wow.

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

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Submitted by LareezyDaBreezy on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 6:00pm.

Happy birthday DListed and many more to come.

*Crackie is growing up*

Submitted by Flaminbeast on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:41pm.

Happy birthday Bitch!
This site is my lifeline for whenever I get a case of the sads,which is often since I live in this world and not yours. I heart you so bayd... Be good!

Gettit, you dumb slut! MWAH

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Submitted by big balls on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:30pm.

happy barfday you whore.

Thanks for the laughs. PS thanks for being the hot slut on the WOW report today.... oh you skank!!!!

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Submitted by Queenbkitty on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 5:22pm.

8 years ago we were all "Over the Moon" when Dlisted was born!! Happy Birthday you dirty, dirty daily thrill :) Thanks Michael K! Keep up the awesome! A world without you is like a world without Mothers Animal crackers!

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 4:59pm.

Happy Birthday, Dlisted. Thank you MK, for your tireless, humanitarian work on this blog. Without you,this is bleak. We must always have trash and escandalo.Xoxoxoxo.
A box of wine for everyone!

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 3:37pm.

Happy 8th Birthday to Dlisted!

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Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 3:35pm.

Aw MK, your baby's 8 already? Times flies. Happy birthday! ;-)

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Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:52pm.

Happy birthday to the hottest slut of them all: Dlisted.

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Submitted by fauve on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:50pm.

HB Dlisted and resident horz... thanks for seeing me through a lot of dark times and always making me laugh.

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Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:48pm.

Congratulations Michael. You are a truly gifted writer, and a beautiful human being. You give me the momentum to get through some truly horrible days. Your self-effacing sense of humour, kindness and decency shine through in every post.

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Submitted by VictorTurner on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 1:22pm.

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Submitted by gojirrra on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 1:12pm.

Daaamn bitch, happy birthday!

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:52pm.

Oooo, happy birfdaze to all the hot mammies and hot poppies on a great day for a birfday but most of all happy happy happy birfday to dlisted.

MK, you don't know how much you're appreciated for all the love and effort you put into your baby, you're as essential to me as a cup of coffee and a cigarette. And some good weed.

Much love to you MK. :-)

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fuck u dan snyder.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:48pm.

Most passionate birthday fondles and gropes to the fabulous MK, The D, and all its wonderful and assorted horz!

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:47pm.

Happy Birthday, dlisted!

I can't believe Kelly Kapowski is 39. I'm off to clip coupons for wrinkle cream because I'm feeling OLD.

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:46pm.

Happy birthday, D! Dlisted, and its amazing readers, has definitely gotten me through some tough times. It's wonderful therapy. Long live Michael K!

Cheers!!!

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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:43pm.

HB to two of my fave bitches: Dlisted and Jeanne Moreau!

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

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Submitted by Freak Speely on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:37pm.

Best Birthday Slut & gossip site of them all...fuck yeah DListed.

-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:30pm.

Happy Birthday, Dlisted! My how time flies! Thanks for the many, many laughs, MK - and the rest of you ho's!
HB, MacGyver, Anita Pointer, and Chita Rivera!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:26pm.

Wonder who was the first commentator on Dlisted and if they are still here.

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Submitted by Zambonie on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:23pm.

Hppy Birf Day in maybe text speak
(I don't text, so I don't know)

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Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:59am.

HB DListed, the only Birthday Slut that matters!

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Submitted by thegandhilife on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:57am.

Honored to share your birthday, Dlisted! Happy Happy Birthday!!!

www.thegandhilife.com

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Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:56am.

Happy Birthday Dlisted! I remember the first Dlisted post I ever read.... The one with the picture of Cisco Adler's ENORMOUS BALLS.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

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Submitted by soulks on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:54am.

G'Day Dlisters! Happy Birthday Dlisted! Thanks for the good times, best news, and laughs, you're the best
M.K.!

also HB Rutger and Mariska and all 1.23 babies!

~O..+~
"Have you met Howard?"

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:51am.

Dlisted, I know you for at least 7 of those years. Thank you, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

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Submitted by elegantlady on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:46am.

Happy Birthday DListed! My TRUE love.
++++++++
Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:35am.

Happy birthday, Dlisted!!!

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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:31am.

Happy Birthday Dlisted! I love you!

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