Hot Slut Of The Day!
Wang Xianxiang, a 42-year-old true talent from the Chinese province of Hunan who makes fireworks by day and lifts buckets of water with his eyelids at night. I'm sure you probably didn't read any of those words since it's hard to read words while silently screaming as you clench at your scared eyelids.
When you live in a nation of fifty five billion people, you have to do some jacked up shit to get your time in the spotlight, which is why for the past 6 years Wang has almost ripped his face off by hanging two buckets of water on plastic hangers hooked to his eyelids. Every day for over 2 hours, Wang redefines foolery by practicing his eyelid-lifting act. The Chinese Johnny Knoville tells NBC News that he started lifting buckets with his eyelids 6 years ago because he was bored (and probably high on the wrong stuff). Wang can lift one Olsen (aka 4.5 pounds) on each eyelid, but he's really trying to pull three fourths of his face off, because he's going for 11 pounds on each eyelid. Wang told NBC News:
“When I first started it was extremely painful, but after a lot of practice it’s just uncomfortable today. I can currently hold 4.5 pounds on each eyelid, I’d like to push that to 11 pounds per eyelid.”
On the weekends, Wang entertains locals at festivals. You know, because THIS is entertainment:
And Pimp Mama Kris is probably pfft-ing at this shit. Every night, bitch hangs buckets of water on her eyelids and she does it while hanging upside down. It keeps her face tight. So top that, Wang.
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An excuse for wrinkles other than aging and smoking and tanning, hmm. . .
Wtf? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
#horrifiedeyelids
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That's gross, and that's saying a lot from someone who has seen many autopsies.
WTF WTF WTF
Those buckets are not hanging from his eyelids, they are hanging from the eye-holes of his SKULL.
Got dayum that's disturbing. Dangerous too. Stupid motherfucker.
Criminey, how about a warning next time [goes to throw up]
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:21am.
gross imagery but fact of the matter is that anyone (stupid as fuck) can do this because these are not his eyelids holding shit up, it's his eyesocket bones.
*yawns*
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Exactly.
"I was bored so I thought I'd try hanging things off my face" = failing at life. Dumb Slut of the Day.
I could barely look at these pics. too gross! It reminded me of the boy who used to torture me on the school bus by flipping his eyelids up and batting them at me!
He's doing that and his undereye area still isn't as bad as Vince Vaughn's.
MY EYES!!!!! AAAAAKKK!!
But can he do that from his nutsack? Challenge!
I think I speak for the world when I say, 'The fuck?'.
Couldn't see this too well on my phone at first--I thought he had a handle bar moustache.
FOR WHY?
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mortifying
For why you post this, MK?! I officially rescind my happy birthday wishes.
I keed, I keed. But still, yuck.
Is this what Russell Crowe did to his face? Cuz he's got da droopy eyes like this guy.
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I was thinking about trying this but he has two eyes :( and with all the weight on one side I will probably just tip over :(
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NBC News. Figures. Funny take on it though. WTF? Torture anyone?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
WHA KYE MAN DEW DIS REEDICKYOURUSS KYE OF STUNT?! EWE KNOW DAMN RIGHT, HE HAB TO DEAR WIF PEEPER IN DUH PUBRIK!! *HIE*
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OOOO, that totally makes my eyes water looking at that bottom pic. UGH!
Go Verb Yourself!
"makes fireworks by day".
this answers the question of what inhaling gun powder over a prolonged period can result in.
It reminds me of when my brother tormented me by folding his upper eyelids up. He would also put a piece of cooked spaghetti up one nostril and have it come out of the other nostril. What wonderful childhood memories.
TD, LOL!
and I was about to say, we have seen this guy on Dlisted before.....
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I'll be impressed when I see a guy do this with their pee hole.
fuck... fuck... FUCK!
He gives Audrina Patridge a run for her money.
no.. i need to not know this exists.
he couldn't think of anything better to do than this fuckery?
<"Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:48am.
How the hell does someone think of this type of thing?">
Buckets of water, eyelid clamps, time on your hands. String.
How the hell does someone think of this type of thing?
*barf*
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This is not helping the hangover.
*VOM*
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gross imagery but fact of the matter is that anyone (stupid as fuck) can do this because these are not his eyelids holding shit up, it's his eyesocket bones.
*yawns*
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Hahaha, so sending this to my sister. She pukes at anything eye-related.
But for WHY? Why would you train for something this fucking USELESS???
If the eyelids are this strong, I cannot imagine what other parts might be like- which could be really good- or really bad!
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Maybe he's just trying to look less Chinese? Anyway, I think he was a "Caption This!" once.