Afternoon Crumbs
J.J. Abrams is directing the next Star Wars movie. In other words, JJ ABRAMS IS DIRECTING ALL THE NERD MOVIES FROM NOW ON! - Coming Soon
Adele's chola nameplate necklace gave away her baby's name - Lainey Gossip
Meanwhile, Oscars producers have hired a SWAT team, officers with taser guns and grandmas with garden hoses, because if Anne Hathaway doesn't win, she's going to storm the stage something crazy - Celebitchy
What a waste of delicious guacamole - The Superficial
"How many French footballer dicks does a trick have to suck to get her own couture collection?!" Zahia Dehar - Hollywood Tuna
Even if Justin Timberlake got undressed in this lyric video, it wouldn't make the song sound any better to my ears - Drunken Stepfather
I've got my grass tuxedo and lei cock ring ready just in case Hawaii legalizes same-sex marriage (wink wink, Anderson) - Towleroad
Panty Creamer of the Day: Rodrigo Calazans - The Berry
The DanRad gay hipster sex scene you've been waiting for is finally coming - IDLYITW
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied are twirling and leaping their way to Paris. And yes, a double will do Natalie's twirling and leaping for her - ICYDK
Why wouldn't I be surprised if Ashley Jizzdale was the biggest "star" at that Movie 43 premiere - Popoholic
Steve Carell got hot - Buzzfeed
Claire Danes puts on a ohsoseriousface to defend her cryface - Videogum
Never mind the fact that Chris Hemsworth has hair like a lunch lady, THOSE ARMS - Popsugar
When a picture tells the joke so you don't have to - Crunk + Disorderly
What Angelina Jolie is going to wear to her wedding - Jezebel
Another Buble baby is coming - I'm Not Obsessed
What in the Faces of Meth hell? - Just Jared
Chris Kattan shows us that any time is the right time to work on your gag reflex - SOW
Nip covers are SO NOW! Just ask Nicole ScherMINGEr - Celebslam
Kat Von D's taste in shoes are about as shitty as her taste in dudes - Moe Jackson


Oo la la Steve Carell is looking damn handsome. I always thought he was adorable in the Office..obnoxious, but adorable.
i'd like to see much more of this rodrigo guy...yum...
i visited paris, france a couple of years ago and i found the people to be friendly, despite all the warnings...although as i've said before, we got called a nice slur word by drunken frenchman peeing in the streets...
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J.J. Abrams directing both Star Trek and Star Wars? isn't that like crossing the streams or something?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:43pm.
I loved the latest Star Trek movie. This might actually work, as long as he doesn't cast Megan Fox, or Shia LaDouche
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I would hunt him down and kill him if he did that.
it's bad enough having Zoe Saldana as Uhura but the rest of star trek: the college years cast is fantastic! I'm not a huge scifi fan but I love me some star trek. Really looking forward to the upcoming one with that weird ferret looking guy Benedict Cucumber or whatever the fuck his name is - he's cast as the vilain.
I've always found Steve Carell attractive outside of his movies.
Make it happen Hawaii and R.I., MK's ready!... Rodrigo Calazans - WOW! <333... Steeeeeve is yummy!
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I like JJ somewhat because of Alias, and Lost but I won't be watching any Star Wars/Trek movie ever!(WAY TOO geeky for my nerd self)
That being said I have been cumming in my NERDY pants for YEARS now over the Alfonso Cuaron movie "Gravity"! (which looks like it will be finally released this year!)
By all accounts this film is going to get Sandra Bullock her second oscar and is a fucking masterpiece!
I didn't find French people to be rude when I went to Paris. In fact, some of the men were too friendly, like wandering hands, lol. But that was worse in Rome. Butt pinchers and titty grabbers! Anyway, when I went to Pere Lachaise, one of the cemetery caretakers was just getting off work, and he took the time to walk me around and show me all the famous grave sites. The Holocaust memorial statuary was so gruesomely captivating, it almost made me cry just looking at it. I loved Paris. Some chick I'd never met before invited me and my friend to a nightclub. Vive le France!
Paris does having AMAZING food & museums . French people are VERY rude. You will have the most amazing food you ever ate in Paris. Plus they do have a pretty good metro system.
PS; I am 1/2 french.
steve you better show dick or I swear to god
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 8:02pm.
I always thought Steve Carell was hot. Since the 40 year old virgin, he has always weirdly attracted me.
Maybe it's because I'm crazy about big noses.
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Agree re the big shnoz; it can be really attractive on a man. My field research tells me that where there's a big shnoz there's also a pleasantly big surprise in the underoos.
*Or if you're Jon Hamm wrapped around the inner lining of your pants pocket.
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Sure Portman and her French piece are moving to "fix" their issues.
The Superficial's write ups on Halle CrayCray always just crack me up!
Did I just read the phrase "Here's Ashley Tisdale looking all kinds of uber cute"?!
Somebody needs their eyes checked.
I always thought Steve Carell was hot. Since the 40 year old virgin, he has always weirdly attracted me.
Maybe it's because I'm crazy about big noses.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 7:17pm.
Cookie-Slore, eh, I was in Paris over the holidays too and I had a great time, so I wouldn't be suggesting that seeing the place is a waste of time.
Ok "waste of time" might have been a bit strong. Even though I didn't love it, I did at least have a crepe that made me see Jesus. :)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 7:23pm.
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Luci, thanks for the clip of TWD. I love Lincoln.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:43pm.
If Nat moves to Paris, does this mean we never have to hear about her again?
No, it just means we'll hear about her en français :(
BTW, did you see the Walking Dead promo I posted in OP yesterday? :D
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I didn't! but i'll head over there straightaway. ooooh I'm so excited. I hope the Governor gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:43pm.
If Nat moves to Paris, does this mean we never have to hear about her again?
No, it just means we'll hear about her en français :(
BTW, did you see the Walking Dead promo I posted in OP yesterday? :D
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:24pm.
I loved Paris...hated London. It seems most people I know hate one and love the other.
I like both, and the only time I've ever been bored with London was when the company I had at the time was boring. Food was good too, but the service is poor no matter where you go in London because we don't have a tipping culture here, so, naturally, waiters treat everybody like shit. In the expensive cocktail bars, however, they'll lie down at your feet and purr.
Cookie-Slore, eh, I was in Paris over the holidays too and I had a great time, so I wouldn't be suggesting that seeing the place is a waste of time.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:12pm.
I was looking at an MBA program in London, and I am wondering what the city is truly like. I have always dreamed of traveling more, but my health issues and work problems have prevented me to do so. I plan to achieve this goal shortly.
If you have the money, DO IT. I'm biased, being British, but I have foreign friends who said that studying in London was the best experience of their lives. London, unlike Paris, is what you make of it. It has a more flexible atmosphere. If you aim to enjoy yourself you will enjoy yourself.
London: I went there when I was 20. They deep fry everything, so if you want to get a salad with grilled chicken, you can't because all they have is a salad with fried chicken. You would think you were in the deep south. Nah, that's a diss to the deep south.
Steve Carell was always hot.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:12pm.
I loved Paris...hated London. It seems most people I know hate one and love the other.
It's true, people are really polarized about it. And also true on London with the food, with exception of amazing curry joints. The sandwiches...omg gross. Within a week of arriving, I was on my knees begging for a Potbelly's to appear.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 5:52pm.
Has anyone here ever visited London? I was looking at an MBA program in London, and I am wondering what the city is truly like.
Sorry, didn't even see the second half of the question. I moved to London for school in September, and I love it here. Have definitely had some suck days and met a few assholes (as discussed, happens in every city) but the education system is good and overall I am so glad I came. Plus, bonus, Master's programs here are mostly only one year instead of two!
OMG, LOVED Amsterdam! Rented a bike and tooled around.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 5:52pm.
I am curious about this. I always wanted to go and visit the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and the City of the Dead. Are the people really rude? Was it just plain disgusting? What did you hate about it?
Well...to be fair, the Eiffel was impressive and I wouldn't steer anyone away from the Louvre. But overall, it weirdly sucked. While it's undeniably impressive in some ways, I just didn't find it at all as nice as the other big European cities. It felt colder, dirtier, less charming, less personable. And I did find the people rather unpleasant: rude at worst, extremely aloof at best, far more than the other big cities. As soon as they knew I couldn't speak French, they hated me, even though I was very careful not to be a typical "tourist" about it - but if I can't speak French, I can't. What do you want from me?
I hate to generalize because I love to travel and would typically be the one saying "don't listen to the stereotypes!" But my experience was really negative, and there are many other places I'd recommend first. Case in point: also went to Amsterdam, and it was AMAZING. Beautiful, historic, and full of people who were happy to help out and shoot the shit. Fantastic vintage shops, and just enough whiffs of weed smoke that it wasn't in your face, but you didn't forget where you were. ;)
@Gardening Girl & MissJaneTexas:
Thanks, I appreciate the input on that. I agree with the comment about Indian food in London. I know a gentleman that started his own restaurant here in the US - he was Indian, but london-born. I have tasted all his meals...AWESOME.
I did hear that about Paris. I have met so many French that are so amazingly nice. I think it is just like anyplace else - some are rude, some are indifferent, and others are nice. I have been to New York City, and I concur. I met the best people, but personal space can be compromised.
Thanks!
I'm slightly less certain that the new Star Wars movies will suck ass, now that J.J. Abrams is at the helm. I loved the latest Star Trek movie. This might actually work, as long as he doesn't cast Megan Fox, or Shia LaDouche.
I get the appeal of doing magazine shoots SANS FARDS, but Kristen Stewart looks like a scraggly junkie. And they even managed to make the goddess Marion Cotillard look bad....that's damn hard to do. Faces of meth, indeed.
If Nat moves to Paris, does this mean we never have to hear about her again?
I so look forward to seeing AnnE's face when she loses to Sally Field.
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I thought the pic was Bob Sagett( the dad from full house) at first
Steve carrell could get it. He could have gotten it before, nerdy as all hell, but now he can get it for sure. Damn. Habba habba. He looks a like he is about to go on an expedition to Antarctica . For nerd research .
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:12pm.
I loved Paris...hated London. It seems most people I know hate one and love the other. Paris is a great place but you have to make an attempt at the language or people will be rude to you. Food is amazing, wine is cheap and there is so much to see. I thought London was boring and the food sucked. *shrugs*
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Bizzarelife, I dont think the French are rude. Paris is a big city so they are different from the smaller town people like anywhere else. Think New York. Just they dont know about personal space and will stand right on top of you and smoke a lot. That's all I noticed. The people in the smaller towns are freindly and helpful.
London was great. Wish I was there now. The food was eh so eat at the Indian places.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 5:35pm.
I read an article that stated that mansions in France are literally on sale - a FIRE sale. The wealthy are literally being cut off at the knees in taxes. Even the main executive of Loreal is moving!
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 5:52pm.
I am curious about this. I always wanted to go and visit the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and the City of the Dead. Are the people really rude? Was it just plain disgusting? What did you hate about it?
Has anyone here ever visited London? I was looking at an MBA program in London, and I am wondering what the city is truly like. I have always dreamed of traveling more, but my health issues and work problems have prevented me to do so. I plan to achieve this goal shortly.
1. Thanks for the Brazilian ginge panty creamer
2. Of course you would Carell his steve, MK
3. Oh, so a pretentious used tampon and her main gay are moving to France, why am I not surprised.
I'm sorry but as little respect I have left for Anne H, Natalie P is 10x's more insufferable. And grotesquely overrated
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JJ Abrams, PLEASE do not cast Hayden Christensen. PLEASE, I beg you.
misslainey -- I would tie Steve Carell up & pour hot wax on him. I get out a bit more than you do, I guess, tee-hee!
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Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 5:26pm.
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Yes, Anne as Fantine was too much. What an Oscar grab.
Anne is definitely acting out her speech in front of all the stuffed animals on her bed.
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Steve Carrell looks hot in a homosexual way.
I can def. see Ange making the twins and maybe Pax pop out from under the skirt of that wedding dress and running around her like Disney animals.
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Re Portman, just another reason to avoid Paris.
I fucking hate Paris. I just went there over the holidays, and for anyone out there who wants to go because they've listened to a million decades of people waxing all poetical about Paris, I have this to say: DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
Speaking of guac, everyone's so used to Chipotle telling them the gauc is extra that they could be like "You know the guac has salmonella, right?" and people would be like "YES, THAT'S FINE!"
yarn store?!?!?!?
He is my nerd crush. He does serious things for my jina. My kids would be so grossed out by that confession.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Natalie Portman is "moving to Paris" le bule shit! Even the former President of France is living in London now to escape the socialist tax scheme! Yeah, Natalie will have a place there but will claim her primary residency in the US. Or she's an idiot.
And the blogger who claims Hathaway is "a lock" forgets that the surprise category most often in Oscar's history is Best Supporting Actress.
I love JJ Abrams's work. I rolled my eyes hard at Star Trek and I loved his interpretation and direction of it. I was sad to see Fringe end last week.
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HAHA @ going the the Amish farmer's market for a date and then driving off into the sunset in his Prius. With his "smart city guy" makeover, I could totally see that happening.
Oh, he looks very San Francisco now! THAT'S what I was getting at! He doesn't look LA, he doesn't look Seattle, he looks right in between, which is San Francisco!
Well, him and Joss Whedon.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
I admit I may see a JJ Abrams Star Wars, and I hate Star Wars. I also admit that I cannot wait until the new Star Trek comes out. God, I am pathetic.
I finally saw Les Miz, and I love Les Miz, but I was so happy when Fantine died, I almost cheered. I think I might've had a different reaction if I'd seen it when it was first released, but really, I don't think Anne's performance was Oscar worthy. Her sniveling during I Dreamed a Dream made me stabby.
Steve Carrell--I so would. I have always found him attractive for some odd reason. I can totally imagine us going to the Amish farmer's market to buy tomaoes and honey in his Prius. Maybe a trip to the yarn store and then catching something on Netflixor Hulu. That is my idea of a hot date. I don't get out much.
I've always thought Steve Carell was hot. I'd prefer him clean-shaven, but I'll taken him any way I can get him. Rawr.
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