QOTD: Manti Te’o On The Rumor That He Loves Real Dick
While sitting in front of an FTD bouquet, Katie Couric asked Manti Te'o if he created a fake dead girlfriend to hide his gayness sort of the same way someone (I'm not naming names) might use a few dozen squirts of Jovan Musk to hide the scent of butt sex in their room after a particularly messy orgy. Man Titty O got all uncomfortable, like Tom Cruise uncomfortable, and then basically said that if you brought up Google Maps, hit the "Get Directions" button, typed his name in A, and typed "gay" in B, the blue line would go on forever. That's how far from gay he is.
Katie: "One of the theories, many theories, Manti, making the rounds, is somehow you created this whole scenario to cover up your sexual orientation. Are you gay?
Manti: "No, far from it. Faaaaaaaaaaaar from it."
Then the audience laugh and I'm guessing it was one of those "bitch, please" laughs. My b-hole did twitch when he let out that long faaaaaaaaaaaa. Maybe dude doesn't crave dick, but that cardigan says otherwise. I think Zac Efron wore that same outfit in one of the High School Musicals. Do with that what you will.
via Gossip Cop
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What I want to know is...why didnt he go to BYU?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 9:02pm.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I think both of them are dishonest a-holes. And I think they're both gay, possibly in a relationship.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Is there a bigger asshole on the planet than this guy right now? What a fucking tool. Cannot believe the media attention on this moron.
So we're either supposed to believe that he was the victim of an elaborate hoax involving a fake girlfriend of two years in an online romance (with no personal visits), phone calls using a voice synthesizer to change a male voice to female, texts, emails, a coma and terminal illness ending in death.....
or
he's a gay Mormon playing football on a full scholarship at a Catholic university who needed a beard.
Occam's Razor people.
Aren't we done with this story yet? And if he's a Mormon premarital sex is almost as bad as being gay, so wouldn't that still make him a bad moron?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 9:02pm.
Oh, honey. We all know you've cruised for same sex love. You're just mad about constantly being rejected. It'll be okay.
fags always have an agenda, whether it's sucking pure super macho str8 dicks or taking those with said dicks down into the gutter! It's actually quite tragic!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
So let me get this straight- a homosexual preys on a straight man and people are blaming the straight guy? Quite the liberal mentality.
We could never paint a homosexual in a bad light. Never.
He's gayer than a Hello Kitty man bag.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 8:53pm.
He's gay and he has a hot new boyfriend - George, George Glass!
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NO STOP REALLY?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 8:36pm.
I'm so sick of this dude. His name sounds like a dish you order on vacation. And I LOATHE this news bitch.
lol!
He's gay and he has a hot new boyfriend - George, George Glass!
Dude is gayer than a fairy and a unicorn sliding down a rainbow. And it should be noted that he and Katie share the same agent. If they set up this interview to dispel all the confusion and rumors it didn't work.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
in his defense, football locker rooms are pretty homophobic so if he wants to play in the NFL pretending to be strait is probably for the best
I'm so sick of this dude. His name sounds like a dish you order on vacation. And I LOATHE this news bitch.
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Sads for Katie for having to be all serious and pretend this is real news.
I'm not following this story at all, but did you knock some cobwebs in my brain off mentioning "Jovan Musk". I'm almost sure I had that stuff as a kid in the frosted orange and then they had a green version, too.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 8:03pm.
this "story" is still news?
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Far from it. . .faaaaaarrrr from it.
The lady doth protest too much.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Look, I'm always looking or a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face. In this case though, I really do he think he is that nice AND that stupid.
this "story" is still news?
dude....admit you like the dong and let's move on, shall we...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Brother Jesus would want you to live true to yourself and the desires beneath your magic underwear, Manti.
Mormonism is no way to live. Fuck them and their depraved cult. If people would actually read about it, they'd see how messed up it is.
mike, so true.
I can't decide what idiot is more irrelevant: this or Lance A?
While I realize my hypocrisy of posting this on a gossip site, WHAT BUSINESS DOES SHE HAVE ASKING HIM THAT?
Dude was caught in all sorts of lies, why not focus on that instead of ...are you gay? Would that make a difference at the end of the day? Will that make his lies any less untrue?
(sorry, long day)
Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 7:24pm.
Tigerlily, you are right. When he turned the voicemail over to Katie Couric he basically admitted he is way to worried what people think. Even if it was the most convincing tape in the world it's hilarious and embarrassing and he's doing it so people will think he is faaaaaaaaaat from gay. I wish Truman Capote was alive to comment.
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Yep, he doth protest too much. When you're not gay and someone accuses you of being gay, you just kind of brush it off, like if someone accuses you of being Christian when you're really Jewish. I'm not gay, but if I were, I'd just be gay. That's just how I am. I put it out there, and if you don't like it? Oh well. Fuck you. I'm not saying that's easy and I'm not saying being that way hasn't caused me trouble, but I just can't be anyone other than who I am. You think I'm a bitch, slut, asshole, whatever? Ok, think that. I'm not saying it's not going to hurt my feelings or ego a little bit, I'm just saying I know different, and yo' ass ain't payin' my bills at the end of the day so fuck you. Dude ain't gay, just say, "I ain't gay and I can't control what other people think." Done.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's gayer than an ipod full of show tunes.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Side-Eyez on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 7:29pm.
Isn't it just a bit convenient that he had those "voice mails" saved?
Maybe Google Talk, which saves all messages?
I'm in agreement with HastingChi's (Deadspin commenter) working theory:
"When Deadspin published their factual, non-speculative article ND public relations and Te'o's agent went into crisis mode. In the coming days Matthew Hiltzik would be hired as he is the best crisis communications/positive spin guy in the country. Te'o's team and Ronaiah likely negotiated a deal where Ronaiah would confess to everything and Te'o would not lash out against Ronaiah in the media. Ronaiah likely signed a very solid confidentiality agreement in exchange for compensation.
Te'o appears on Katie Couric's show (Why Katie? Hiltzik also represents her) and Te'o's story of being the victim is showcased to the American public. The story fades into the background.
Why am I so confident that this scenario is true? Simple: Te'o's answer to the question of why he didn't ever visit Lennay in the hospital; "it never occurred to me." That answer is the most revealing thing Te'o has said and in my opinion is very telling."
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"....the Ghost of Priscilla Presley's Past" ~ MK
Power bottom
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*winks at Tigerlilly*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 7:21pm.
@tigerlilly
You'll get more preen if the mens think you're gay.
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SAY WHAT????? *goes online shopping for flannel shirts and work boots*.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Isn't it just a bit convenient that he had those "voice mails" saved?
There are gay men that like "straight" men but I think there are more of them online than in real life. They usually have the same specific issues.
Tigerlily, you are right. When he turned the voicemail over to Katie Couric he basically admitted he is way to worried what people think. Even if it was the most convincing tape in the world it's hilarious and embarrassing and he's doing it so people will think he is faaaaaaaaaat from gay. I wish Truman Capote was alive to comment.
@tigerlilly
You'll get more preen if the mens think you're gay.
I wonder if Mai Tai likes to be on the top or the bottom. I have a feeling he's a receiver.
Meh, sausage lover. I mean, look...I've been accused of being a clam digger in my day, but my door doesn't swing that way; it just doesn't. If you wanna think I'm a carpet muncher, go right the fuck ahead and think that. It's way more interesting than the truth. Ain't nothin' wrong with pettin' the kitty, but I'm team PEEN all the way. Diff between him and me is I don't give a fuck if you think I'm team STARKIST. Whatthefuckever.
but...I'd bat for the other team for some Benjiman's. I ain't gonna lie. That don't make me gay, just broke as all hell.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What is this, some goddamned hell week, where we all get collectively hazed as a nation at once? In the span of 7 days the news has been dominated by this dumb juice head, his stalker and a fake dead online girlfriend, one ball Armstrong looking for redemption on Oprah's couch and the only one not confessing anything but busted anyway, Beysus going Britney. Can we get to the binge drinking already - I'm bored.
It should have turned into a porno right then and he could prove he likes girls. Katie would have probably been up for it if he didn't insist on anal.
gay, gay, de gay, kick the ball, throw the ball, catch the ball. Play the gay away, Manti. At least Couric asked the question on everyone's mind (unlike some journalists, hell, unlike all journalists.) Props to her....and Notre Dame can now give Manti the "pray the gay away" treatment.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
He's gay, he just doesn't know it yet.
the Morman cult doesn't tolerate homosexuality ... must be hard to grow up in such a damning, heartless, hateful environment
MormonIsm is the Scientology of the Everyman.
Me thinks he protests tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
much.
He's a Mormon, which basically means he is more afraid of gays than he is of dying in a plane crash, spiders, being buried alive, and zombies combined.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
You know what - who fucking cares. As if its anyone's biz but his own.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 7:02pm.
Katy Couric is one of the best arguments for male homosexuality that I can think of.
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Ha! She bugs the shit out of me, with her gummy smile and baby corn teeth.
God, just admit it and move on and proudly be who you are. (And he was smart enough to get into Notre Dame???)
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Any idiot can get in with a football scholarship.
Katy Couric is one of the best arguments for male homosexuality that I can think of.
Riiiiiiiggghhht...
"I'm not gay but my BF is."