Afternoon Crumbs
Hilary Duff got some trout lips to go with her chipmunk cheeks. I think that’s enough for the government to declare her face a wildlife sanctuary – Celebitchy
JLo brings her blow-up doll sexy face and Baby Casper to the Parker premiere – Lainey Gossip
My weekend plans involve printing out all these pictures, spreading them all over floor and then rolling around naked in them for a few hours. I welcome the paper cuts – The Berry
Future headline: Bryan Singer replaces January Jones with an ice cube in a blonde wig – The Superficial
Ashley Greene wears leggings while checking her Google Alert for “Ashley Greene wears leggings” – Hollywood Tuna
No. I repeat, No. – Drunken Stepfather
The 2013 Coachella lineup needs more Charo, Pia Zadora, La Toya Jackson, Majela Zeze Diamond and La Tigresa Del Oriente – Towleroad
That BluePrint juice bottle tells me that Emmy Rossum must be smiling to get through the pain of holding in the non-stop wet shits – Popoholic
Nicole Sullivan thinks MiserAlba lied about how easily the pregnancy weight just slipped off of her body – ICYDK
Today’s iCant moment brought to you by Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs – IDLYITW
Pussies are just like us, they’re scared of Nicki Minaj’s face – OMG Blog
Jennifer Lawrence and a gutter ass wig in W Magazine – Hollywood Rag
RiRi keeping it demure and refined as always – Just Jared
TGIF! Here’s Orlando Bloom’s nipple plates – Popsugar
Sharon Stone is looking hot! (I really thought this was Sharon Stone) – Boy Culture
Irony overdose alert! Cracked out Courtney Love says that Gwen Stefani owes her entire career to Gavin Rossdale – Jezebel
Well, Honey Boo Boo Chile IS the Shirley Temple of this generation – Gawker
Sofia Vergara and her coke-loving, orgy-having twat sack of a fiancĂ© might break up soon – I’m Not Obsessed
It’s good to know that Leelee Sobieski wore a skirt with the same print as the lining paper my abuelita used to line her dresser drawers – SOW
FINALLY! The APP and Size Queen Gods have heard our prayers – Manhunt Daily