Monday, January 28th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 25th!
Thanks to the instant success of "Gossip Girl: Acapulco" viewers will enjoy another new hit show called "Doctor Who: Escalando" which is starting next month. - robirob
Runners-up:
"Damn those One Direction fuckers!" Usher thinks as he and Bieber realise the record label has drastically cut their allowance for the Indian leg of his world tour. - Emeriesan
Unknowingly, Amish Abraham failed to see the fine print clause that his "mobile phone" came with a serial booth killer. - LA
via Reddit
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Doctor who: escalando! Hilarious.
All so funny but LA's is hilarious.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Thanks Deb!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Thanks 8)
Congrats winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Escalando? Is this a typo or am I missing the joke?
Superman!! SUUUUUUPERman!! Where aaaare yoooooouuuu??
The original mobile phone...
"These roaming charges are a bunch of horseshit!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
As soon as the Amish Mafia found out Superman was in town, Levi sent his boys to make sure he was the only one in charge of keeping the community safe.
Croation Central Communications Center delivered via state-of-the art transportation.
today on my great big gypsy wedding...
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Bill & Ted's Not So Excellent Adventure
In order to save anyone from more ice cream attacks, Viggo and his community move the phone booth to the farm in case Harrison Ford needs to make another phone call.
★"Dad, don't call me Jeesey Creesey," - Jesus †™
Manti takes his beloved fiancee for a horse ride, Ronaiah insists on driving.
Clem misunderstood when told his horse needed an apple and got him this not so smart phone. This was not the first time he had been kicked in the head by his horse.
Can you hear me now, Matthew can you hear me now?
This is the LAST TIME the elders send Gregors out to do village business "we need an outhouse" they told him...."Look, now we're going to have to build a seat!"
Somewhere in the back hills of Turkey the New Technology parade of the Future is just getting under way.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Abe from Breaking Amish is coming out in a big way. He's here and he's queer, dammit!
Michael Lohan finally decided to upgrade from his old belt loop phone holder and he is feeling charitable enough to let Dina haul him and his new phone around.
Grindr asked a Russian advertising agency to design an ad showing how easy it is to find bareback action on your mobile phone. These were the unfortunate results.
Austerity bites deep in Greece after AT&T unveil their new iphone upgrade. At least they throw in the horse, cart and driver...
Meanwhile, Columbia's answer to Kate Middleton attempts to rival the Royal Carriage.
In Russia, cell phone carries you.
"Yeah, I know," said the horse. "The plum sweatpants, the broken-down phone booth, and the sad boywhore. I used to have class. I won the Kentucky Derby, and placed in the Preakness. Fuck. My. Life."
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(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
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Onward! The queen insisted on making a call from the fastest smartphone in the country!
After the Teen Mom debacle twitter sets out rediscover its roots.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
... and to think it all started with an affirmative answer to the simple question: "Will you accept a collect call from Prisoner No. 42-67855?"
Bulgaria has issued a government made mobile phone.
This is what a trailer looks like after Lindsay Lohan gets through with it
They finally started productions on the new gay porn version of "Dr Who."
Demi prances after thinking she had trapped Dr. Who into marriage.
Smart phones had a shaky start.
When podunks drink, drive, and drunk call...
Sarah Jessica Parker, Hugh Jackson, and Chris Pine in the all new Beverly Hillbillies
I heard the budget of Smallvillle got cut, but really?
It was a long and dreary day but Zeke and Dimnits learned a valuable lesson that day...how to spell telephone.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Can you hear me now?
I don't always bring my dial-a-date to dinner, but when I do, it is in a horse-drawn wagon.
The budget for the props on the new season of Dr. Who was shot after they paid the insurance premium for hiring Lindsay Lohan.
Clunky and impractical, yes, but the world's first mobile phone is still considered a success.
...bring out your dead.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Actually reminds me of that old Spanish horror mini-film La Cabina. (Full thing is on YouTube if you want to see.)
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:51pm.
RETARDIS
Hahahahaha!
Submitted by DLlover on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 5:31pm.
The original mobile telephone !!!
In the Ozarks! HHHAAALLO????
Lindsay made arrangments to buy the booth from which she phoned in her Liz & Dick performance.
The Spanish Dr. Who is on a much tighter budget than its British counterpart.
A time travel sequence as depicted in Dr. Que: Acapulco.
EHRMAHGERD!
the blonde dude from bill and teds excellent adventure on the next "where r they now?" reality show prepares to re-enact that time travel shit..