Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cindy Marlatt, the 59-year-old late-in-life fashion designer from the new season of Project Runway.
Cindy was a funeral director for over 20 years, but in 2008 she decided that she needed a break from dead people, crying eyes, off-white carnations and Adele's "Someone Like You", so she enrolled in design school and then started her own line. Cindy hugged my heart on last night's Michael Kors-less premiere (Note: I do miss seeing Michael Kors looking like a sunburnt pug in a blazer. I don't know what that says about me.) when she came out looking like the assistant manager of a Talbot's outlet in Ohio. So basically, she came out looking WAY more fashion forward than all of those young try hard whores.
This season of Project Runway is all about teams, so he designers are split up into two teams and have to work together. It's shitty. Of course, since Cindy is a beauty of a certain age and hasn't been designing that long, one of the young bitches on her team starts throwing shade at her and says something like, "The way I see it, I only have to be better than one person on my team." But you can't shade a bitch who is always standing under a spotlight. Cindy's hater ends up scrambling to make an outfit and since Cindy has a heart made of gold-plated kindness, she helps her hater out. What's not to love? Well, her design skills maybe. This is the shit that Cindy put on the runway last night.
I wouldn't be caught dead in that busted thing! Unless, Cindy was the director of my funeral. Then I'd totally be caught dead in it...for Cindy!
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Just caught up with this. SO glad that 24 year old cunt got the boot, what a waste of space.
I never realised how much I want Zac Posen's cock until now though! hubba.
Orangina, she seems nice, but I hate Gwen's style. I didn't know Ba-buttons likes himself a memaw!
Sarah Smile
honey we will miss Michael Kors a lot but Zac Posen's got excellent eyebrows!!!! They'll have to do!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Isn't almost everything that is put on these runways hideous and impractical? With the exception of a few?
Cindy should go back to putting rouge on stiffs and quilting bed jackets for the other olds cos that shit was fug!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I miss the snark of Michael Kors. He really brought comic relief to the judging.
Not sure I like the team dynamic.
Submitted by empiregirl on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:06pm.
Um, I went to F.I.T. and I was aware of my mediocrity, I did not turn to neon see through mesh tank tops and faux hawk hair style and call myself a designer. Sometime's it's best to just back away from the stage and realize that aisle 10 needs clean-up.... badly.
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Um, I went to F.I.T. and I was aware of my mediocrity, I did not turn to neon see through mesh tank tops and faux hawk hair style and call myself a designer. Sometime's it's best to just back away from the stage and realize that aisle 10 needs clean-up.... badly.
Wow, what a great audience.
As hideous as that dress is, you know Gwen Stefani would wear that shit. And people would say it was "fashion forward" because Gwen Stefani was wearing it. Gwen has clown style. She dresses like a clown.
That dress was not good but I'm glad they let her stick around. That girl that went home deserved to.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:12pm.
Hey, nearly all my work clothes are from Talbot's! I like their stuff, though I do have a memaw aesthetic...
Did you have a fling with BaButtons?!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
so good, start to finish!
Hey, nearly all my work clothes are from Talbot's! I like their stuff, though I do have a memaw aesthetic...
Sarah Smile
Submitted by juiceinla on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:40pm.
"pterodactyl origami"
ok. admit it. this is you, Kors, isn't it?
lmfao - that is EXACTLY what that mess looked like! and you're right - dem bitches set her up
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OH the show clearly sucks this year, and I am almost ashamed of Tim Gunn for so overplaying his enthusiasm for teams.
But then that faulking "dreem team" sold poor Cindy out: "We love this print, use more of it Cindy!!!" Then the Albino from east Texas (or Sidney Australia, IDK) tells NINA that they tried to told her off the paisley-leopard-print-Dexter ledge. Faulkers.
Thank god the cutter from Falls Church bought that cellophane wrapping paper and tried to make a pterodactyl origami out of it. Bitch is too young and insane to know about pterodactyl origami. Pizza pizza.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:09am.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 9:40am.
I'm glad Cindy (when was the last time you heard of a parent naming their daughter Cindy/Cynthia, by the by?)
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1980, actually. Now I feel old LOL
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I wasn't trying to be catty. I just meant... names (esp girls' names) come in and out of fashion SO STRONGLY. When I was growing up, practically every other girl was a suzie, a Jennifer, or a Cindy. Heaps of Heathers, too. These days (in THIS economy) I haven't heard of any little girls named any of the above; they all seem to be Emma/Emily, Olivia, Hannah & Clara... which will seem very dated in a few decades.
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
this mess aside, imo she has some skillz and was very personable. one of the 4 designers i'm rooting for
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:17am.
I still have an "Easter Island Head" looking bong this same friend made for me, I've had it all these 30 odd years, it's sitting on a shelf at home as we speak. lol!
That things sounds awesome.
look at that giant head on her
Well, that was boring.
ahhhh...NO! This bitch has been dressing corpses for too long. I'd rather be dead than wear that apron dress.
YUCK!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Maybe she is better suited for "Project: Funeral Director."
Pitch that to the Bravo execs. They'll make anything into a show.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:26am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:06am.
WHAMO..what class are you suppose to be in!?
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teen Whammy: ah can you wait til I finish this ::takes last few tokes
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LMAO, are you SURE we didn't go to school together? :)
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dunno - did your art teacher also moonlight as your dealer? I always loved art class. ;)
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LOL, no BUT in art class we use to do pin tokes in the dark room or on top of the dark room. As well my buddy was good artists and our art teacher use to leave his project grading book on the desk so my buddy got a matching Tech pen and we'd open up the book to our names and he'd match his writing and give us marks for projects we hadn't done. He never went crazy but eventually the teacher caught on. He use to wonder why all the pottery we guys did had little holes in the side of the piece, needless to say we could smoke out of everything we made, I still have an "Easter Island Head" looking bong this same friend made for me, I've had it all these 30 odd years, it's sitting on a shelf at home as we speak. lol!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:55am.
Are we sure she should be HSotD?
Q: Beer or wine?
A: Yuck & yuck.
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MK - revoke her HotSlut status immediately!
She looks like she designs for Reitmans (for those of you non-canucks, that's an old lady style clothes store that likes to think it's fashion forward)
I like the line of this dress she made, though it's not very original. Maybe a better fabric pattern though.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 9:41am.
She took her inspiration from a Purina's pet chow bag it looks like.
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Hahahahah! Project Dogway.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 9:50am.
Just looking at her shoes makes my feet hurt
UBF, she probably has bad feet. It happens and even sometimes with younger people.
Same with Hugh Jackman's wife. There's no such thing as comfy shoes and fashion. Least I haven't found those shoes yet:(
gross, I can't stand women who look like that.
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That dress is ...different. From her Q& A on the PR site:
Q: Weaknesses as a designer?
A: Over-designing.
Uh...you don't say.
Are we sure she should be HSotD?
Q: Beer or wine?
A: Yuck & yuck.
Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:43am.
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I didn't even know Nina wrote a book. File this under "shit I fucking need."
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Submitted by ProfessorVP on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:07am.
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Exactly!! This HSOTD can dress all of Hollywood! She's so above this show, they need a show just for the memaws who've put up with all the shit for years, and can make death warmed over look like fresh hell. Think of the crazy scenes this woman has witnessed. Just give her a trophy and ship her to lala land.
p.s. Jeanneee have you read Nina's book, I have it, it's great.
There's only one word for this dress: fuggles.
PR is the only reason I miss having cable. Well that, and not being able to watch live sports at home. Anyway yeah. Nina Garcia is my ice cold bitch idol, I pretty much worship at the altar of her snootiness. Plus her hair is to die for.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
I actually don't mind this dress. Have seen far worse. Now I'll start watching.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:26am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:06am.
WHAMO..what class are you suppose to be in!?
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teen Whammy: ah can you wait til I finish this ::takes last few tokes
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LMAO, are you SURE we didn't go to school together? :)
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dunno - did your art teacher also moonlight as your dealer? I always loved art class. ;)
Did anyone else think she was from a former Soviet Bloc country? Those shoes are exactly what my relatives in that part of the world wear (sometimes with knee-hi pantyhose). They're the "dressing up for town" shoes (as opposed to the wellies they wear for picking the grapes). And the hair and glasses and chic blazer.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:06am.
WHAMO..what class are you suppose to be in!?
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teen Whammy: ah can you wait til I finish this ::takes last few tokes
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LMAO, are you SURE we didn't go to school together? :)
I thought it was Caroline Manzo...
It's definitely not the worst thing I've seen on PR. It should have never left Bravo...
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Watching my download right now, not reading any comments.
Between "I'm sorry, but I'm gonna win" and the bitch who wants to clone herself, and the moustache, I already hate these people. I think they've casted for drama this season. Oh boy. And this team shit? Ugh.
"she dresses dead people"??? Correct me if i am wrong, but whenever someone in our family died, they either had something picked out they wanted to be buried in or the family picked something. She might be putting the clothes on em as in dressing them, but her fashionstyle has jackshit to do with that.
What a brilliant way to combine her talents! Now she can dress the dead and call her label to die for couture!
I saw this and felt bad when she was criticized for that dress.
She looks like my Mom.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:06am.
WHAMO..what class are you suppose to be in!?
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teen Whammy: ah can you wait til I finish this ::takes last few tokes::
did they have the poor woman put on her stupidest. most ill-fitting clothes for that pic?
eesh, the shoes alone....
i don't have cable, so i won't be catching this, but good luck; do your thing, lady!
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 9:40am.
I'm glad Cindy (when was the last time you heard of a parent naming their daughter Cindy/Cynthia, by the by?)
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1980, actually. Now I feel old LOL
I also think most fashion is ridiculous, so why is this any different?
"I dress dead people."
she reminded me of a show that was on like 5yrs ago which followed a family that ran a funeral home. i don't remember the name of the show but i think the always-late dad's name was Chuck or something.
Funeral director experience? Finally, a stylist that can do something with the Olsen twins.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 9:53am.
ahaha! purina puppeh chow dress
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purina puppeh chow dress...mpft..phmmaft...BAWAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
(sings)..Puppy Chow, for a full year....till he's full grown:P
This lady can't even dress herself much less others. She looks like my high school principal...from 1982!
WHAMO..what class are you suppose to be in!?
Get out of the smoking pitt!!
Used to love PR. Now I have only basic cable. So no Lifetime (gee what a shame, not.) But I always liked the "regular" people and she seems very regular. P.S. bury me in my jammies. (she's a funeral director, plus a designer, and client has to make her feelings known.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
ahaha! purina puppeh chow dress
I've seen much worse on that show.