Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans Live-Tweeted Her Miscarriage
In the span of 9 days, Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 announced that she was knocked up with a do-over baby, filed charges against her husband of a few weeks for allegedly beating her ass and then went to the hospital because there were complications with her pregnancy. Then early this morning, Jenelle and her ex-boyfriend Gary Head live-tweeted her miscarriage. As I file legal papers asking for extradition to another planet, read this mess:
Pimp Mama Kris doesn't know what to do first: slow clap or take notes.
One of Jenelle's friends told Radar this morning that she did lose her baby and so her mother Barbara doesn't have to move to a different city and change her name, because it turns out she won't have to take care of another kid. A lot of commenters at Radar think that Jenelle was never pregnant and she and her husband Courtland Rogers came up with this scam to get a quick check from Radar. So either Jenelle live-tweeted a fake miscarriage or she live-tweeted a real miscarriage. Whatever the case may be, I'm still going to try to jack a space pod from the Scientology garage, because it's the only way I'll get off this planet. I'll meet you there. Don't give Jenelle our forwarding address.
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@Crazy in Japan, no, thank you! As soon as I hit post with that comment I started fretting that it might be misinterpreted, so when I got home from work just now I checked back and saw your comment and felt relieved.
And re:"Women should know that miscarriages are common and they are extremely bloody and painful, both physically and psychologically. This should be a standard discourse, but it's not", that hit home for me, because one of my best friends went through this TWICE within the space of a few years, what she went through I can't even imagine.
And Jimijanisian and Mani6, the incentive wouldn't necessarily have to be a tax break per se but whatever would do the trick. Provide the vapid sluts with a years worth of free tri-county weed on the condition they undergo the procedure (trust me, they would Line. The. Fuck. Up.) or enlist a classy Madison Ave publicity firm to blitz all media with the benefits: "Now you can fuck anyone, EVERYONE as soon as you're snipped, without ever being troubled with pesky children!"
I'm not even really being flippant, those are just the first two things that came to mind.
She tweeted a dissapointed face to go with the sad news like it's cool. WTF? She's a psycho. Jillian
I think this girl is vile. I've never watched the show, but how disgusting. Truly sad. I've had a miscarriage, but never talked about it until maybe 5 years ago or so. Can't imagne using a public pkatform to detail something so intimate like thst. But hey, to a generation that thinks it's fine and dandy to tweet their asses and naughty bits, anything is possible.
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 8:14pm.
My thinking about governmental intrusion on reproductive rights is evolving. Nothing as draconian as in China, but maybe free vasectomies and tubal ligations on demand with the incentive of a tax break for those who go for it?
Because the scum of the earth are reproducing at a breakneck pace.............
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That will never happen as it would eventually eliminate the liberal base. If you don't continue the entitlements and dependency upon government, then you might eventually have a populace that becomes wholly independent of government handouts.
This will also never happen since the gov would then have no reason to collect taxes...just give nothing back.
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I had a relative have a miscarriage years ago that was very traumatic. I called her closest ring of friends, and asked them to spread the news because I was so upset.
Did I head straight to the Web and tell the world about it in real time? FUCK NO.
And when a reality "star" does it, it's a thousand times more famewhorey. It also leaves me suspecting she wasn't really pregnant, since she conveniently "miscarried" before the stage when anything would show.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:27am.
Agree with going public. Miscarriages are such taboo subjects. Yeah, her Tweeting is for the free PR.
Yet this comment certainly makes some of us feel less alone.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 1:16am.
KA.. It's so heartbreaking... To trivialize it.. Make it a spectator sport is horrible.
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exactly. and i know people grieve in all kinds of different ways, but posting on twitter is not grieving.
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KA.. It's so heartbreaking... To trivialize it.. Make it a spectator sport is horrible.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
when you put your personal shit like this on twitter, you are an attention whore. every single person that does it is an attention whore. sorry but its the truth. its just like facebook and the stupid "ask me what's going on" statuses you see from attention starved people. it's the same fucking thing.
it's one thing to talk about your miscarriage. it's another thing to use a very sad and personal experience to garner outside attention for yourself. I had a miscarriage years ago and it's not something you should be giving play-by-plays of. it's very painful, both physically and emotionally. im very sorry it happened to her, but not sorry for her for being an attention whore idiot asshole.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Taking her at her word, this is sad but certainly did not need to be tweeted.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:24pm.
RIP fake fetus.
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Hah! Spit my tea out!
My thoughts on miscarriage are that it should not be a dirty secret, but tweeting about it with an lol is completely insensitive. Women should know that miscarriages are common and they are extremely bloody and painful, both physically and psychologically. This should be a standard discourse, but it's not. Women shouldn't feel like they should have to hide it. But for Thor's sake, to make fun of it and laugh about it shows that these people either have something very wrong with them, or they are faking it.
And troll alert, by the way.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 8:14pm.
My thinking about governmental intrusion on reproductive rights is evolving. Nothing as draconian as in China, but maybe free vasectomies and tubal ligations on demand with the incentive of a tax break for those who go for it?
Because the scum of the earth are reproducing at a breakneck pace.............
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That will never happen as it would eventually eliminate the liberal base. If you don't continue the entitlements and dependency upon government, then you might eventually have a populace that becomes wholly independent of government handouts.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 8:14pm.
My thinking about governmental intrusion on reproductive rights is evolving. Nothing as draconian as in China, but maybe free vasectomies and tubal ligations on demand with the incentive of a tax break for those who go for it?
Because the scum of the earth are reproducing at a breakneck pace, and the more intelligent, balanced
people tend to reproduce less (so I've been told, although I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule).
P.S. My deepest sympathy to the women here who've suffered a miscarriage. Any child would be lucky to have any of you for a mom!
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Thank you for this post.
I ADMIT that I've watched this show..that I am part of them problem with the world today & that I should be shot since I actually like Twitter. That being said I don't think she is smart enough to fake a pregency. Right after she had her baby she was pushing his newborn ass down the street in a stroller to a PARTY! Haha. To think she could plan all of this is to giver her too much credit.
Yeah, the door off hinges, cheap sink cluttered w/cheap crap.. was under the impression these reality actors made some money??
My senior year of high school, a girl in my english class was pregnant. She was probably around 12-14 weeks along when one day she went up to the teacher, said she didn't feel well, and ran to the bathroom. We all knew what she was worried about, but no one really said anything. She essentially had a miscarriage in the school bathroom. I'll never forget the look on her face, and how worried she was that something was wrong with her baby. What an awful experience, and I can't imagine what it feels like.
Having said that, this girl is a sick fuck and a stupid little twat if she faked this. I hope for her soul that she's just a dumbass that tweeted this. I can take a full fledged dumbass over a heartless person any day.
My thinking about governmental intrusion on reproductive rights is evolving. Nothing as draconian as in China, but maybe free vasectomies and tubal ligations on demand with the incentive of a tax break for those who go for it?
Because the scum of the earth are reproducing at a breakneck pace, and the more intelligent, balanced
people tend to reproduce less (so I've been told, although I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule).
P.S. My deepest sympathy to the women here who've suffered a miscarriage. Any child would be lucky to have any of you for a mom!
Ugh.
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Some things should be kept private. Expect later tweet that they're really upset and want evryone to respect their privacy. I hate twittiots.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 6:54pm.
I try not to comment on Kardashian posts because I'm hoping by sheer force of will that they will disappear like an invisible fart.
Sadly, they are silent but deadly farts that stink up the room forever.
Same goes for Blohan.
Sadly, the blogs and commenters are the reason this nonsense exists. If stories about the Kardashians (I can't with nicknames), Teen Moms or other reality whores generate the amount of comments and hits that they do, they won't go away.
If we had the strength to resist reading and adding comments to stories like these, they'd go away. She would tweet her fake story regardless but blogs don't need to pick up on it.
It's a vicious cycle. I avoid Kardashian posts. I wanted to resist this one but I knew you guys would be mocking this a little too well. And I was right.
Im sure sure it's been said a million times but ugh...bathroom tweets. Nice door and dollar tree decor.
This pregnancy and miscarriage is BS! I see below that some others have had to endure this terrible experience as well. When I had mine they were PAINFUL and treacherous. You pray for the pain to subside and the bleeding to slow. You sure as hell aren't sitting in front of your PC tweeting about it. Nice that this trash is pawning her fake tragedy for sympathy. Hey...there's a football player you should team up with.
Isn't this the genius who missed a court date in order to attend a Kei$ha concert?
..and who in the WORLD talks about a miscarriage and ends it with lol?
Fake, the drugs probably screwed up her cycle and she got her period a few weeks late. I can't think of anyone offhand that announces a 6 week pregnancy.
The baffroom door off the hinges is a klassy touch.
Jesus Gawdalmighty, wtf is wrong with young people these days? I mean, I'm a very youngish-thinking 51, but fuckall, if my daughter did this, I would freaking disown her. This is unconscionable. Do they have no shame? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR PARENTS??? And these self absorbed creatures are procreating???
To her lost baby: sorry, but it's the best thing that ever happened to you. I hope you are reincarnated into the body of a baby who is truly loved and not being used to further his/her parents' famewhore ways.
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Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:43pm.
How fucking revolting, if she was pregnant it's irrelevent, the fact that this bitch would even fake this shit is as low as society gets. Please tell me generation Y are all not like this, I'm losing faith in mankind. Disgusting, throw her out with yesterdays garbage.
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I'm right there with you.
My hyper religious friends always talk about it being "the end of days.". Stories like this make me wonder if they are right
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
this POS is absolutely revolting on all levels.
she should be living in a trailer park.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
how I loathe the 21st Century were disgusting white trash thinks the world needs to know about their every moment, and fart and thought and morning shit...let me tell you why I AM ALMOST 100% SURE THIS COMPLETE WASTE OF AIR WAS NOT PREGNANT...having had two miscarriages back to back...it is not about puking, it is about unbearable back pain, cramps and non stop bleeding...it is overwhelming and sad and it just disgusts me to the core that slime like this live on this planet...she makes the Whoretrashian's almost look classy, but have no fear, if Kimbo the Urinal miscarries it will be live broadcasted on E and non stop tweeting about her "anguish"...fuck I had twatter and flakebook...they have made everyone a shameless self promoting ass...
Thank goodness this poor little fetus turned around and went back to heaven. He probably realized who his parents were going to be and bounced.
How fucking revolting, if she was pregnant it's irrelevent, the fact that this bitch would even fake this shit is as low as society gets. Please tell me generation Y are all not like this, I'm losing faith in mankind. Disgusting, throw her out with yesterdays garbage.
Submitted by megank on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:38pm.
the media has to stop glorifying these nobodies.
Agreed. I really hate the media for giving these morons their fame.
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they have no merit, no decency, no talent, I am sick of it.
Kardashians are the worst of the lot cuz they've all become an enterprise off of kim's sex tape. Hard to imagine someone remotely talented and successful could get it on with that heffa, but they do. Kanye and she are the best fit, matching egos, matching IQ's, matching love of all that's superficial.
although, honey boo boo may get a pass. she's a hoot and they're not attention seeking and even wise with the money they make and stay humble. Although the longer it goes on, the worse it will get with that series. The first season was gold. stop at two.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
RIP fake fetus. Selling stories to mags is how Jenelle makes her living. Supposedly she's a heroin addict and I'm sure it's not cheap so she's doing what she does best to make that money.
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If that's your experience, then it sounds like you are following the wrong people. Or if you've never used twitter, then you're just buying into the stereotypes. I just watched a documentary called "Page One: Inside The New York Times" and an older journalist named David Carr was initially against twitter thinking it was stupid, but after using it he changed his mind. Maybe CNN doesn't have more followers, because Carr believes the old media isn't correctly adapting to the new tools and new platforms. May I remind you the Arab Spring happened because of twitter. Yeah, there will always be Justin Bieber, but a lot of interesting information is being shared that would never have been possible before. It's not just a black and white issue.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 3:48pm.
Ha!!! If that was even vaguely true, BBC News and CNN would have the most followers on Twatter, not that insect Bieber or that cheap whore Kartrashian.
Twitter is a forum for vocabulary challenged people to announce every detail of their sad lives.
Submitted by RLF on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 3:40pm.
And I don't agree that all twitter people are attention-starved. That may be true for the favstar people, comedians who use it to tell jokes to get more followers. But the breaking of news on twitter is what makes it important, and that will probably never go away and why the old news media is slowly dying. Shit on twitter spreads like wildfire. Today's news was yesterday's news on twitter.
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Ha!!! If that was even vaguely true, BBC News and CNN would have the most followers on Twatter, not that insect Bieber or that cheap whore Kartrashian.
Twitter is a forum for vocabulary challenged people to announce every detail of their sad lives.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
What a classy young woman! this is where the future of the social media age is going....just to tweet the word "fuckkkk"...wow!
That fetus didn't die, it escaped.
Twitter is like mass-texting so couldn't this Jenelle chick have just sent a private text to her friend instead of sharing it publicly? But of course she did, if it was all fake to begin with.
And I don't agree that all twitter people are attention-starved. That may be true for the favstar people, comedians who use it to tell jokes to get more followers. But the breaking of news on twitter is what makes it important, and that will probably never go away and why the old news media is slowly dying. Shit on twitter spreads like wildfire. Today's news was yesterday's news on twitter.
This display of immaturity and famewhoring is about as revolting as it gets. Seriously, this just pisses me off to no end.
Where do we, as television viewers, draw a line in the sand and say ENOUGH with this CRAP? Someone mentioned the South Park episode with James Cameron - entirely applicable in this situation. And people pick on Honey Boo Boo but watch this trash? Yeah, okay.
MTV should be ashamed of themselves for putting this on the air.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Speaking of faked pregnancies and miscarriages, whatever happened to tila tequila?
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 3:29pm.
Is that door in the back broken or is the mirror crooked? And she needs to clean her sink. People need to stop taking pictures in their bathrooms.
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I am so agreeing with the comments today! I was just thinking what you said yesterday, when we had the picture of Demi in a bathroom. I guess it brings us all down to the same level: no matter how fancy, it's still only a bathroom! and no one's looks that great in these pictures. Doesn't anyone have a mirror in their house where they could take a more attractive/creative photo?
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Submitted by Girl about town on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:20pm.
I don't get twitter, who is tweeting and who is replying???
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Thank you! and i also don't get the whole hashtag, naming everything thing either. i feel so old and dumb! i could see twitter being good for updates on evolving situations (traffic, airlines, political stuff, operations maybe), but to post inane comments? why not stick with facebook?
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ubmitted by parkerj on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:13pm.
LOLOL. Its hard to believe they were tweeting back and forth on their phone throughout a miscarriage.
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This also. Why for are two people in the same space tweeting each other? i also don't get why people tweet love messages to each other over twitter. Eww.
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Is that door in the back broken or is the mirror crooked? And she needs to clean her sink. People need to stop taking pictures in their bathrooms.
Hey CindyBman! How have you been? :D
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FUCK TWITTER
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I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:22pm.
I've never been pregnant but if you are miscarrying wouldn't you been in too much pain to be tweeting?
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DD, it's entirely different for everyone. I had a miscarriage that was not painful at all around the 8 week mark. Other women I have known attributed the sensation as akin to moderate labor (which it technically is) and they found it quite painful.
You know I normally wouldn't wish a miscarriage on someone, but in this case it really was the best thing that could have happened. This chick has no damn business having babies.