Oprah's Got A Face Full Of Foreskins
An anti-circumcision group based in Vancouver plans to protest in front of Rogers Arena on Thursday, because Oprah will be there for whatever reason. Glen Callender (who looks like this), founder of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project, is mad at The Mighty O for using and whoring out a $150-a-jar face cream that's got foreskins in it. Oprah has been using the cream for a million years and Glen says that it's very hypocritical of her to speak out against female genital mutilation while she's got blended dick hoods smeared all over her mug. (Cut to Gayle King saying, "O, honey, please wash your face. I'm not going to sit on it when it smells like foreskins.")
Glen tells The Owen Sound Times that Oprah would never put a clitoris on her face (insert gaylekingsmirking.gif here), so why is she putting foreskins on her face?
“Imagine how Oprah would respond if a skin cream for men went on the market that was made from parts of the genitalia of little girls. That would be an outrage and rightly so. I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off."
SkinMedica says that they don't exactly rip the foreskin off of men and then throw that shit into a blender. They're not Madonna. The makers of the dick scarf cream say "they use foreskin fibroblast — a piece of human skin used as a culture to grow other skin or cells."
Okay, whatever, I just need to say that cream is a fraud! I've been rubbing foreskins on my face for years and I still get breakouts and it's starting to look like a troupe of crows Riverdanced on my eyes.
And this explains why John Travolta and Oprah are best homegirls. Oprah probably likes it when John Travolta gives her face a tongue bath for three hours straight. Kinky ass Oprah.
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No problem DiamondDog! Just remember, if you're going to hop on the ride...take it to the end. ;)
Enjoy Moose Jaw! Where ever that is.
Just foreskins? I would think with all the Big O's dough, she would be using human placentas on her face or young virgin blood.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:30pm.
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:( That is a blessing indeed!
I cannot believe what people put on their faces sometimes. smdh.
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Sorry about your Dad, Madame. :-(
Mme Pince.. Sorry to hear about your Dad. It's a brutal disease.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:30pm.
Awww. Sorry, Mme. Pince and pops.
The sole blessing of my 84-year-old father's Alzheimer's is that he's no longer aware that his penis was amputated a decade ago because he had penile cancer, caused by the fact that he was never circumcised. That is all.
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Oh Great and Wise, Beynac. The links you provided have opened my eyes to the sub-par life I've been living here in Vancouver.
I've packed my bags and will be leaving for Moose Jaw tomorrow.
Thank you, once again.
xoxo
I'm not the only one! Please try and do something about this DiamondDog...we are all depending on you for your deep wisdom!! You're in denial and that is final...as the song goes. lol
http://www.xtra.ca/public/Vancouver/Destination_hasbeen-13042.aspx
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2013/01/23/bc-say-h...
http://www.globaltvbc.com/vancouver+now+the+most+expensive+city+in+north...
And don't be fooled by pics when it's sunny, it rains in Vancouver 10 months out of the year. Then there are the huge drug problems, gangs, homelessness...
So it's no surprise people were protesting at Oprah last night. Gotta have something to do in the 'No Fun' city. lol
I didn't come up with that quote, that's what people who live here call Vancouver. #fact
How are those for links DiamondDog? They are recent, do you want some more? ;)
Submitted by Stanley_is_hairy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 5:54pm.
Not a single link in that article went to anything supporting what it says.
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 8:20pm.
Tigerly, YES, busted! Saw her w/o makeup about 5 yrs ago and I still can't unsee it! Second only to the fright I had seeing Kelly Ripa's penis-navel
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Take some deep breaths...*holds betsey's hand*. We can get through this together. We cannot not unsee what has been seen, but we be STRONG Dlisted ho's and WE SHALL OVERCOME....I might need you to hold me for a little while over the Kelly Ripa penis navel thing, though, cuz that shit just ain't right....TIGAH SCARED!!!! *clings to betsey*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerly, YES, busted! Saw her w/o makeup about 5 yrs ago and I still can't unsee it! Second only to the fright I had seeing Kelly Ripa's penis-navel.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Oprah's skin looks like hammered shit without make up!!! Have you seen that bitch without make up? It is not a pretty sight. Oprah's make up is beyond drag queen illusion. And no amount of peen cream is gonna change it. I love how she likes to say about black women who look good for their age 'black don't crack' (which is mostly true). Yet, her black cracked and busted. The fact that a team of gays can take a putty knife to her face and after four hours of make up to make this heiffer look good does not change the fact that she looks like hammered shit without that spackel.
Bottom line, bitch don't need peen cream, she need a scalpel. That shit is BUSTED.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 5:02pm.
I agree with you Craig, it should be the choice of an adult, to change their own body in any manner that's permanent. Tattoos and piercings fall into that same idea, as far as I'm concerned.
I'm not a male (straight female here) but I think I might be upset about it too, simply because I was given no choice in the matter. I understand from some studies that the foreskin is sensitive as well, so it must make you wonder what you're missing?
As for as if it matters to females, it matters not to me, as long as a male has good hygiene and knows how to work with what he's got, I'm not that picky.
Craigypants: American health care has pretty much answered this for you. It has been the practice to circumsize infants, unless religious request prevents. In the last couple of decades, OBGYNs are now asking parents to choose. But really, most parents choose to reflect the father's penis. I did. I didn't care if my son was circumsized or not; but I asked a lot of questions about why: it is for better hygene and life-time infection prevention.
It's not a conspiracy. I cried. But baby boy only cried for a short minute or two.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Not a single link in that article went to anything supporting what it says.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:08pm.
I want to know what is happening to Oprah's face. Why does she have weird creases down each side of her face.? That foreskin cream isn't working.
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I wonder about this every time I look at her face. It is so distracting!
Hey DiamondDogs! :) I think beynac is just posting to get a rise out of the several people on here who live in or near Vancouver. Ignore! I'm not a huge fan of Van as I am more of a small town girl, but doesn't it consistently get voted as most beautiful city, healthiest, etc?
Skin cream, huh?
I've always used foreskin as chewing gum, myself.
Submitted by Beynac on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:20pm.
Vancouver will protest anything. That's why there is not much going on there. The 'No Fun city has turned into the 'No Go' travel destination.
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Quit bagging on mah city! WTF, we are either loose whores or no fun. Which is it?
*points to exit sign*
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:08pm.
You know i have a strange perspective on this. I have been livid that i have been circumcised, basically because I'm a gay cock whore however beside the point, my family are in no way religious and I have this strange view how dare you chop off part of my cock. Why is it ok to chop off part of a guys dick? I've been in therapy for this and am not amused.
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My personal feelings are that it is silly to be upset over it, you can't change it just enjoy what you've got. But if you really want you can always try foreballs and get the skin back:
Your totally right of course, It's a waste to spend time worrying about shit you can't change.
It's just my pet peeve. Who has the right to mutilate somebody else's body without their permission? Still I understand If you've never had It u can't miss it. Strangley it's different for a woman. I'm just in a bad mood as Federer lost to Murray in the Oz open.
so, am i supposed to be surprised that Oprah isn't afraid of some pureed peen parts go to their deaths on her face?
or just that she isn't afraid of peen near her face at all?
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:08pm.
You know i have a strange perspective on this. I have been livid that i have been circumcised, basically because I'm a gay cock whore however beside the point, my family are in no way religious and I have this strange view how dare you chop off part of my cock. Why is it ok to chop off part of a guys dick? I've been in therapy for this and am not amused.
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My personal feelings are that it is silly to be upset over it, you can't change it just enjoy what you've got. But if you really want you can always try foreballs and get the skin back:
http://www.foreskinrestoration.info/foreballs.htm
http://www.circumstitions.com/Restore.html
Vancouver will protest anything. That's why there is not much going on there. The 'No Fun city has turned into the 'No Go' travel destination.
@DianaDeath-Bhwaaaahhaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaa omg just made my day.
Is that cream for real?
You know i have a strange perspective on this. I have been livid that i have been circumcised, basically because I'm a gay cock whore however beside the point, my family are in no way religious and I have this strange view how dare you chop off part of my cock. Why is it ok to chop off part of a guys dick? I've been in therapy for this and am not amused. However I love uncut dick, I guess we always wan't what we can't have.Why is America so obsessed with cut dick, it can't be because of dick cheese, if there is one thing you can count on a guy to do it's keep his dick clean. I'm sure it's why i take Paxil. Most of the guys I've been with love uncut dick yet I'm led to belive chicks love cut cock, no wonder I'm confused, What do our dlist chicks think? and our cock loving guys think ?
We need a poll!
"they don't exactly rip the foreskin off of men and then throw that shit into a blender. They're not Madonna."
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Whamo- I think it was ChaCha Rodriquez Lowenstien. But I think I'm going to change it to Billy Jo McCallister.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:44pm.
These foreskin Nazis make me sick. Male and female circumcision are like apples and oranges.
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I'm with you 100% on this one Mike.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:23pm.
It's sort of like Irish Fury asking me about my phantom baby. Now it's just funny for other people going, "Wait...what???"
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Oh ya I forgot about your baby! What did you end up naming him / her anyway?
I think it is weird that people get so worked up over the circumcision issue on both sides. I also think it is even weirder that people would bother to form a preference for what their sexual partners have with a condom there is almost no difference and yeah for blowjobs it is different but not better or worse.
I'm cut but I don't think I would bother having my son(s) if I have any to be circumcised. I do remember my old roommate talking about how when she was a nanny it was really gross to change the diapers because of the blood and scaring after the procedure.
So what, you splash cold water on your face or dunk you face itno it?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ahahahaha the acronym for the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project is CAN-FAP. I love it.
Okay. I'm done with Oprah. Hitler wishes he had known how to stay so beautiful.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:47pm.
I've never seen an uncut version in real life,
Me either
and I'd really like it to stay that way
Me too. Not on my bucket list.
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LMAO!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:13pm.
*protests Whamo's virginity*
Wait - WHAT?!?!?!?!
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lol, I can't even remember where this one started but Weezy throws it out there every month or so...and someone always says...wait what! Bwahaaaa!!!
LMAO!! It's sort of like Irish Fury asking me about my phantom baby. Now it's just funny for other people going, "Wait...what???"
Having typed report after report after report on uncircumcised boys/young men/adults who have pain/inability to retract the foreskin/smell/other problems, I'm gonna hafta go with getting snipped IS healthier and cleaner.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:49pm.
yeah only it's iced Patron
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:28pm
I think Chiniston does that too
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:51pm.
I've never seen an uncut version in real life,
Me either
and I'd really like it to stay that way
Me too. Not on my bucket list.
These foreskin Nazis make me sick. Male and female circumcision are like apples and oranges.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:59pm.
Paul Newman plunged his face into ice water every day. There's a famous photo of him doing it that was in Time or Life
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
misslainey interesting! thanks for the 411!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:59pm.
Well, as crazy as it sounds, water is good for dry skin. Also, some 'alcohols' like cetyl alcohol are not alcohol like you get in the drugstore. They're more like waxes. I will say if you use something that is coconut oil based (anything that is listed 'coco' like cocomide) and you have dry skin, you may find it more drying. Although coconut oil is wonderful, it is very drying and can be harsh. All the health gurus are touting its benefits and I agree to a certain point, but it can really dry your hair and skin. It would be something I'd recommend to someone with oilier or non-sensitive skin. If you use it, use a tiny bit and not every day.
My mom is the one who hipped me on to the cold water thing. She has beautiful skin and no wrinkles. She learned that from her great aunt.
Ewg.org has a beauty database where you can read about cosmetic ingredients: what they are, what the dangers are. If you're concerned about what goes on your skin (which goes into your body), check it out.
Shouldn't they be going after the skin care company and not Oprah.
I prefer the aerodynamic look, myself.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I had 2 of my sons in the UK. WHen I had the first little one we asked them to take some off the end...and doc said they didnt do that. WHen we had boy #2, they said we do it now. So we had him done. Boy #3 was born in Hawaii, and the doc didnt recomend it becasue he was *cough* too small. So we have all kinds in this house. BUT I was the one who had to tell the two to keep it clean and show them how. When my oldest was around 13 he asked me why he had to keep "polishing the knob", this is what I called it, so much. Because dead skin gets stuck in the folds and may start to stink worse than foot smell. "But mom, who is going to go sniffing my wienner". Boy #1 got the facts of life broke down to him that day.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I want to know what is happening to Oprah's face. Why does she have weird creases down each side of her face.? That foreskin cream isn't working.
Lately, there has been an uproar over women't getting labiaplasty surgery but it seems a bit hypocritical since men have been getting their peen skin cut off as a baby.
I've had both cut and uncut, fine with either.
Did find that the uncut there was more "friction" but *shrugs* if you don't know how to use your dick extra skin isn't going to work in your favor.