And Here's Kourtney Kartrashian Squirting Titty Leche Onto Kim's Body

So now after reading that headline, you're not only Kartrashian intolerant, but you're lactose intolerant too.

On the next episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle of Hell, Kourtney and Kim Taint Miami, Kim tells the slow one that she read online that some people use breast milk as a home remedy for psoriasis and ever since she's been pouring tit leche out of the bottle onto her spots, it's helped them a little bit. So, of course, since Kim and Kourtney are always up for making fetish porn, the slow one whips her tit out and dribbles milk all over Kim's leg. Kim starts screaming "EWW! EWWW!," which summoned a dozen bitch-pleases from my mouth. I mean, so suddenly Kim is grossed out by somebody squirting their bodily fluids onto her body in front of a camera for attention? Bitch would've never been famous if it wasn't for somebody shooting a milky substance onto her body. How quickly the fame whores forget.

Then Kim says to Kourtney, "That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have that come out." I say that every time Kim squeezes a "thought" out of her brain. And I guess this means that Kanye will have to breastfeed the Illuminati's golden child. I hope their kid likes the taste of fish milk.

And here's Kim looking like a water buffalo eating a swan while shopping in Paris with Gay Fish.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:50pm.

"Gay Fish" episode was on last week. They repeat that probably as it's probably one of South Park's most popular episodes.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:40pm.

I dont think breastmilk is gross. Its those fucking WHORES. They are gross.
Oh, mike, I saw earlier that you had asked about the kid`s poopsituation, he just had upper stomach pain, and the Dr. felt some kind of mass when she pushing around on him, so to confirm, she ordered an Xray. It actually showed impacted poop on the Xray. He is doing a two day cleanse using Miralax right now, so we are stuck at home for the weekend, cause the kid will have the shits..
(see, now THIS is gross!!)

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:33pm.

See, this is what I'm talking about. Women who act all prissy and grossed out by every bodily everything, ("I won't even sit on a toilet with a seat cover!") and meanwhile theyre letting three guys pull a train on them or doing ass-to-mouth.

Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:31pm.

I hate them.
My bff's parents have a vacation home in this little town in Mexico. Anyway, her dad had an eye infection and went to the town Doc who was more like a medicine woman. So, she looked at his eye, led him down the street and knocked on a door. A young woman answered, led him to the couch and made him lie down. Then she wips out her tit and squirts him right in the eye. The Doc lady told him to come 5 more times and he went everyday. Cleared it up. I guess it was pink eye.

Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:14pm.

@Jojo - no, she has psoriasis not vitiligo there have been several other pictures where it is clearly red and rash-like. When a lot of psriasis steroid creams work they get rid of the scales and redness and what is left is skin that is several shades paler than the rest because it is new and hasn't tanned yet, so on darker skinned people it kinda loos like vitiligo and I should know I've had it for 15 hehe.

Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:12pm.

I guess given Kim's past, breast milk is a lot better than some of the bodily fluids they could be squirting on one another. Though if the ratings fall enough, who knows?

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Submitted by miz cynical on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:12pm.

They'll do anything for their sinking ship of ratings. As immature, dumb & gross as this is, nothing is worse than when I saw a clip on The Soup of Bruce talking to Khloe about 'pussy farts'. Fucking foul. A stepdad talking to his stepdaughter in such a fashion.

Submitted by Girl about town on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:59pm.

Honest to goodness I've never seen her look worse.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:48pm.

LaChaylo- LMAO!!!

Submitted by Jennika7 on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:46pm.

The word "trash" is too classy of a word to describe this family. All of them, including khloe and kourtney are absolutely disgusting and vile.

Weren't the ratings really bad on sunday? hahaha

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:43pm.

Their voices are like Satan's unholy farts.

Her "ewww" should be directed at the fact that she's gross as fuck.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:43pm.

Oh my god, her FACE in those photos! She's grossly plumped and pumped.

Starting to look like La Linz.

Submitted by JoJo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:40pm.

Psoriasis? Looks to me like vitiligo...(I should know, I've had it for 10+ years.)

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:41pm.

Bitch, please. When my friend was breastfeeding I sipped that shit. Grow up (because of the eww, eww).

Submitted by coca on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:37pm.

Anyone who turns on one second of their insufferable TV show is guilty of keeping this fame whore family rolling in the millions of dollars.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:20pm.
Not OP but this is a nice lead-in so I'm asking - How is your bewb boredasfuckyo?

That was hot, anno ;)

Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:22pm.

No MK. I won't even bother to click on this video, they are beyond useless. Why can't their plane go down in a fiery blaze of gory

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Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:20pm.

Not OP but this is a nice lead-in so I'm asking - How is your bewb boredasfuckyo?

Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:18pm.

What a beautiful swan. I covet the ethereal beauty with which she graces the sidewalks. *mean girl snicker*

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:12pm.

I can't even imagine what kind of grossness they are going to try to spring on us when Kim's baby, Cousin Oliver, is born.

Submitted by elanenergy on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:12pm.

I can't watch the clip. So, glad you summarized, MK. These two-dollar whores' game is so stale. Dickface Ryan Seacrest and the Imbicile E! network (sorry Joan Rivers, I love ya) need to get a business plan....because everyone hates these fuckers. There's equity in hate, as well as quality programming. It's like this program and all that slinks from it is Bermie Madoff style fraud.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:12pm.

The Kardashians have milk in their titties? I pictured acid like in the creature from Alien coming out of there.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:03pm.
Let's not pretend to be all demure and ladylike when your claim to fame is getting peed on on camera, Kim.

Exactly.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:10pm.

i used to say nothing those bitches do would surprise me. have to take that back now. didn't see this one coming. i'm with Darknight.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:10pm.

MK PLZ Nooooo Kardashian posts.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:09pm.

Free fall in the ratings. Desperate is never attractive.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:08pm.

That clip is used to ADVERTISE their fucking show?! These cunts! And those ridiculous baby voices they speak in. These bitches are all in their 30s aren't they?

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:07pm.

Maybe goat's milk soap? But not human leche. I think ingesting excessive dairy might even make your psoriasis worse.

Kim uses her psoriasis the way Asians view birthmarks: the one flaw that keeps you mortal, so the gods don't harm you out of jealousy.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:06pm.

Ew-ah!

Freaking REALLY? What are you, twelve?

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Submitted by Fujicat on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:06pm.

Oh, please. Doesn't EVERYBODY know that breast milk is passe and foreskin cream is the new in thing?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:03pm.

Let's not pretend to be all demure and ladylike when your claim to fame is getting peed on on camera, Kim.

Someone with such stumpy legs shouldn't be wearing a dress that length or ankle straps and black shoes with that dress are another huge no.

Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:01pm.

WTF? Seriously these bitches are on another level of tacky and disgusting.

Her sister squirted breast milk on her for fucks sake.

*mind blown*

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:01pm.

Kim should have lain off the cosmetic surgery about three procedures ago.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:00pm.

These insane bitches are vile. I'm not even gonna watch this. Ugh.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:59pm.

The Berry posted this funny pic of Kim's student ID at Marymount High. Ugg-ree!

http://theberry.com/2013/01/26/celeberry-patch-33-photos-6/celeberry-pat...

Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:57pm.

Not so much in these photos but in other recent ones I've seen, her face is looking pretty swollen/fuller already. Tracy Anderson is really gonna have to earn her money on this one.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:57pm.

Damn my morbid sense of curiosity.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:57pm.

Oops

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:57pm.

I just puked in my mouth a little.....

Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:56pm.

These famewhores get to slum it in Paris while I'm stuck in central Jersey. Dammit!

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:00pm.

These two could be using their celebrity to help protect animals that Kim so allegedly 'loves' (hello, dead cat?), yet they insist on wearing dead animals like it ain't no thing.

Trashy.

I do like Khloe, she seems more down-to-Earth and less-annoying/attention-grabby.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:55pm.

Stupid bitch. That is all.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 2:53pm.

JFC, is there no level to which these assholes won't stoop?

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