Because You Definitely Need A Palate Cleanser
If you spent time with the post below, then you probably have the taste of fame whore leche in your mouth, so rinse away that nastiness by breathing in the natural beauty of the earth goddess that is Shauna Sand. I mean, Shauna Sand is an elegant piece of parsley with fake chichis and exquisite taste in heels. If you've been looking for the perfect church ensemble that says, "I'm as pure as a drop of saliva off of a baby unicorn's tongue," then take a page from the Empress of Lucite and steal a doily out of a pre-school craft closet and turn it into a dress. As soon as you sashay through the church doors tomorrow, the entire congregation will turn away from the altar and worship at your feet instead.
Here's the most gorgeous creature in every universe with her piece Laurent Homoburger (typo and it stays) gracing Miami with their beauty the other day. You can't tell from these pictures, but every time Shauna Sand's heels touched the ground, a member of the preservation society declared that patch of concrete a historical site. And I used to think that sleeveless Ed Hardy t-shirts were the epitome of tacky, but that appreciator of beauty in the background is making me think otherwise. He obviously knows sophistication and is an authority on elegance if he's taking a picture of Shauna Sand. I will never doubt his taste.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:37pm.
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Yeah, it looks like the elastic on her garter belt broke and it fell down her leg!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I admire her taste in accessories. He's prettier than her, wish they'd switch clothes.
Ponkismyblack, I never noticed until you mentioned it. Can't be unseen!
So that's where my Sunday dinner table cloth went!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:26pm.
Why do so many people think that frosted pink Wet and Wild looks good? 1982 called and it wants its lipstick back. She could be so pretty with a makeunder!
The closeup of the eye makeup is truly frightful. That much liner makes your eyes look BEADY!
Every time I see her, I can't get over what tattooist would put that tattoo so high up on her ankle like that. It kills me.
I don't usually like plastic, but her body looks really hot for some reason. My hang over headache must be blinding me *slaps self.*
She looks like Taylor from the Un-real Housewives of Beverly Hills with those baboon lips. I wonder what the guy sees in her? He looks like her son.
God, her implants are nasty.
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Gorgeous! Doesn't look a day under 73!
An aging whore. Yum-my.
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She's looking used up and old.
Uggh. I can't stand her.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
There's a real problem when your BF is prettier than you are.
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Why do so many people think that frosted pink Wet and Wild looks good? 1982 called and it wants its lipstick back. She could be so pretty with a makeunder!
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado