Saturday, January 26th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Ellen Degeneres (55)
Cameron Bright (20)
Christopher Massey (23)
Emily Hughes (24)
Sara Rue (34)
Gilles Marini (37)
Kirk Franklin (43)
Wayne Gretzky (52)
Anita Baker (55)
Eddie Van Halen (58)
Lucinda Williams (60)
Mimi Leder (61)
David Strathairn (64)
Christopher Hampton (67)
Scott Glenn (72)
Bob Uecker (78)
Ann Jeffreys (90)

Posted by: Michael K


JoRN's picture

Happy birthday Eddie Van Halen! Also to Scott Glenn & David Strathaim!!

Meatblocks's picture

i can watch ellen dance all day.
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-kill me.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Emeriesan's picture

Say what you will about Ellen, but she has changed the course of LGBT history.

Emeriesan's picture

Damn, Ellen is 55?? She looks great.

JimiJanisJim's picture

Happy Birthday underrated rock god, Edward Van Halen. Your talent is that of the very few geniuses that have graced our planet. Stay healthy.

can be a pushy broad's picture

BamBam, HB to your Mom. Seems to me she has a great son. Bet she is one proud mama.
Hope she enjoys her cake:)

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 6:25pm.
I can respect gretzky's talent but not his morally reprehensible character, plus that slut daughter of his--well, l
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snnnaaap.., well I agree with you on his daughter being a "take your own picture with a camera phone and have your tits sticking out rolling around on a bed" ho bag for sure. I never thought beady rat eyed Janet was very pretty either. Lol
And ya that whole betting scandal didn't impress me very much..but man could he play the game.

Hockey fan's picture

I can respect gretzky's talent but not his morally reprehensible character, plus that slut daughter of his--well, look no farther than her mother to know where she learned her famewhore ways.
David Strathairn-- oh yes, HB indeed.

Whamo's picture

Ellen Degeneres...I just can't with Ellen, I think she look horrible in those Revlon(?) commercials, what's up with her downturned wrinkly lips..blech
I did like her early standup though, she was funny.

Wayne Gretzky....The Great One indeed, some forget how dominating he was, you can argue all day who was the best hockey player ever but for me it was #99

Eddie Van Halen....he's a wack job and the real reason VH had so many problems and singers but the man can PLAY his axe there is no denying that, he made all the other master guitarists sit up and take notice. Sammy was great but IMO there was only one VH and that was with Diamond Dave at the helm,

Happy Bday Sluts

daisy100's picture

I thought that was Edie Falco. I don't know what became of Cameron Bright but I met him about 6 or 7 years ago while he was filming a movie with Nicole Kidman. He wanted to play with my doggie in. Central Park and he was such a little charming kid.

bambam's picture

Hahahahaha! Thanks to all my derpy-doo dlist friends who cain't or didn't read for the bday wishes.

It's my mom's birthday, I'll tell her y'all wished her a happy one, ya doofs. lmao! :-}

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eat me tony kornheiser.

MissJaneTexas's picture

HBD Bambam! ;)

HBD Ellen, Gilles Marini and Anita Baker!

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the original bellaluna's picture

Am I the only one who thought that was Glenn Close?

David Strathairn...YUM!

LaChaylo - I also find Sara Rue annoying. Good to know I'm not alone!

ETA: Happy Birthday, bambam!

frenchflies's picture

Ellen has boobs (slaps forehead).

Annoyed.

Doll-Parts's picture

Okay. I am officially gayelle now.

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyDZaR6v9tU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Anita Bidet's picture

I love Anne Jeffreys ever since she played the prime minister of the planet of Amazon women in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

mike's picture

Happy Birthday, bambam!!

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Wow, I can't believe David Strathairn is 64. I would have thought about 57ish. I think he's very attractive for an older man. Good solid, actor too. Same for Scott Glenn. I'll always love him as Crawford in 'the Silence of the Lambs'.

Sort of Happy Birthday to Wayne Gretzky. Great hockey player but a morally questionable person.

ETA:Make that Happy Birthday, mother of bambam!(Christ Almighty, I have zero reading comprehension skills).
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Foxxy Brown's picture

HB Mrs. bambam, sr.!!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

what a great great picture.

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jennyb's picture

David Straithairn is H.O.T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can't believe Ellen is 55! She looks prettier the older she gets.

bambam's picture

Hey maaaaaaaaa! Ma! Mommie! Mommie! Ma! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mommie! Ma! Mumah! Mommy! Mom! Mama! Ma! Hey ma!

Happy birfday to you. *mwah*

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Tyroan's picture

*puts on Strathairn mask* How you doin, LaChayChay?

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:20pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:07pm

lol, no i'm not that deep. i was just thinking about how people scream Mr. Van Halen's name when he's on stage :-) but now i'm going to google this gopher fellow, thanks!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

tojo's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:53pm.
No one else thought she was Sean Penn?

I did! I thought didn't he just have a birthday?!!

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CarrieOn's picture

HB Eddie Vsn Halen, Scott Glenn and The Great One! The rest are boring horz.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:29pm.

Does anyone besides me find Sara Rue incredibly annoying and grating?

me, me!

I find her a bit annoying as well. I also thought she was older.

Hekki's picture

No one else thought she was Sean Penn?

Happy birthday to David Strathairn. Now, that's a sexy pepaw!

Missus R's picture

I'm a birthday slut today too! Yay me!
And, all the other ones.

:)

Bigbendy's picture

Attention Tyra, this is a Cover Girl photo.

RandéSleepover's picture

Scott Glenn has been in some great movies and played some great roles. "Vertical Limit" was not one of them. I liked him as the small-town news guy in "The Shipping News."

LaChaylo's picture

mike- Yes!! I can't understand why she keeps appearing in random guest roles or on random sitcoms. I tend to think she's the Tracy Flick of primetime - at any cost she WILL be on on primetime!

mike's picture

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:29pm.

Does anyone besides me find Sara Rue incredibly annoying and grating?

me, me!

LaChaylo's picture

*stands in the David Straitharn would-hit line*

Does anyone besides me find Sara Rue incredibly annoying and grating?

Dog's picture

I only know who the people are from Wayne Gretsky and older. Oh dear.

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Happy Birthday, Bob Uecker!
"You can't say 'God damn' on the air!"
"(hiccup) Who cares? Nobody's listening!". LOL. Bob and Lou the manager were the best part of the Major League movies.

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:07pm

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I LOL'd when I read "Eddie! Eddie!"..is that a reference to that gopher (or whatever he is) in the BBC series, Walk on the Wild Side?

mike's picture

Ellen's kinda milquetoast, but she seems all right.

Tinam's picture

Happy birthday, EDDIE!!!!

One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy birthday Wayner! THanks for all you did for our rag tag club.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

cocoebert's picture

David Strathairn is a hot bitch. Yum.

Foxxy Brown's picture

HB Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Van Halen [glad you're still with us], David Strathairn, Scott Glenn, Anita Baker, The Great One, Kirk Franklin, Bob Uecker, and Ellen. did not realize until now how recognizable her forehead and eyebrows are -- as soon as photo loaded knew who it was w/o scrolling lol

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

elanenergy's picture

Ellen Degeneres (55)-- that's a great photo. Unambiguously sexay.

Wayne Gretzky (52) -- is he still cute? Still married to washername?

Anita Baker (55)-- Loved, loved her debut record.

Eddie Van Halen (58)-- he's like that alcoholic/drugger you just can't give up!

Lucinda Williams (60) -- good musician (not my style of tunes, really.)

David Strathairn (64) YES! I would.

Scott Glenn (72) Ditto. Guy's played some...intriguing characters in his day.

Happy B-day whores!

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Dawn Davenport's picture

HB to the Great One #99.