Quvenzhané Wallis Brought Poochie's Older Cousin To The Producers Guild Awards
The memories of my childhood exploded into a million glittery pieces when I saw these pictures of Quvenzhané Wallis, the little girl from Beasts of the Southern Wild, carrying a purse that I totally thought was made from the corpse of POOCHIE! Poochie was this really hot and totally gay toy from the 80s and if you still don't know what I'm talking about, watch this educational video.
I know, Quvenzhané's purse looks more like Poochie's older cousin who smokes clove cigarettes and thinks she's hot high-class shit, because she took French for a semester in high school and once made out with an older exchange student from Belgium. But that purse still reminded me of Poochie, so Quvenzhané deserves ALL the awards for that.
Anyway, the Producers Guild Awards happened in L.A. last night and Argo won Outstanding Producer of a Feature Film, Wreck-It-Ralph won Outstanding Producer of Animated Feature, Homeland won Outstanding Producer of Episodic Television Drama, Modern Family won Outstanding Producer of Episodic Television Comedy and Searching For Sugar Man won Outstanding Producer of Documentary Feature. The Producers Guild Awards don't give out awards to actors since it's only for producers, DUH, but Anne Hathaway still stormed the stage, grabbed a trophy and thanked them for breaking the rules by giving her an award for Outstanding Producer of RAW EMOTION in a feature film.
Here's some pictures from last night's PGAs. In order: Quvenzhané with Poochie's older cousin, Ben Affleck (wearing a special note from Matt Damon on his hand), Jessica Alba, Matt Boner, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Amazon Kidman with Naomi Watts, Julianne Marguiles, Eddie Redmayne, Amanda Seyfried, Julia Stiles (looking like a middle-aged soccer mom going out for a "wild" girls night with the other soccer moms) and Charming Potato.