Monday, January 28th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Nick Carter (33) & Joey Fatone (36)
Mo Rocca (44)
Ariel Winter (15)
J. Cole (28)
Elijah Wood (32)
Rick Ross (37)
Kathryn Morris (44)
DJ Muggs (45)
Sarah McLachlan (45)
Keith Hamilton Cobb (51)
Frank Darabont (54)
Nicolas Sarkozy (58)
Barbi Benton (63)
Alan Alda (77)

Posted by: Michael K


Nick carter looks 42

megank's picture

Oh jeez, I remember when he was 18. I feel so old!

Ecce Homo's picture

In a world full of talent-free famewhores and manufactured pop sluts, Sarah McLachlan is an inspiration. Happy to lend her name and her time to decent causes, she's got beauty, intellect and soul.
Goddess.

caren withak's picture

HB to Mo - you recently hairy beast and to Alan Alda!!

saltydog's picture

Happy Birthday Sarah McLachlan you hot ageless slut

Also, I will never get over the fact that his name is actually spelled "fat one" and he was the fat one of the group.

parissucksliterally's picture

REDMOND, that is NICK Carter. lol

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It's a special occasion, Mimi's emancipation
A cause for celebration
I ain't gonna let nobody's drama bother me

REDMOND's picture

Aaron Carter is so gross. I'm surprised he's still alive.

Foxxy Brown's picture

HB Alan Alda, Elijah Wood, Sarah McLaughlin, J. Cole, Mo Rocca and Fatone. HB NICK!!! <3 BSB 4ever!!!

eat shit and die Rick Ross, you're an embarrassment to both rap and prison guards

ETA: apparently the T'eo Manti of rap wanted to be sure that he got some attention on his birthday

http://www.examiner.com/article/ross-crashes-rolls-royce-avoids-being-sh...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

parissucksliterally's picture

Alan Alda!!!!!! LOVE him.

No way in hell is Joey Fatone only 36.

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It's a special occasion, Mimi's emancipation
A cause for celebration
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Violet's picture

nice duckface

tempokat's picture

Love me some Alan Alda. He always seemed very down to earth and incredibly sane in a crazy industry.

Elijah Woods is so stinkin' cute. I want to hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

And it's my birthday too! Off to roll in some sprinkles... :)

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

I keep calling him fat one.

TexnDoc's picture

HB Former French President and ex-Parisian Nicolas Sarkozy who fled socialism to Holland Park, Sweetie.

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy birthday Master Frodo!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

winniwins's picture

Happy Birthday, Barbi! I wanted to grow up to be her when I was little. Loved when she would be on Fantasy Island or Love Boat and she was always on those shows.

cake coke and cock's picture

The fifteen-year-old in me is LIVID that I am not married to Nick Carter by now. Happy year of the Christ, boo.

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can be a pushy broad's picture

HB Alan Alda--Mash is still one of the best TV shows ever. and kudo's for being an outspoken feminist.
HB Sarah McLachlan--Angel is one of my favorite songs. Got me through my Mom's death.

Hekki's picture

Happy Birfday to Mo Rocca (have you seen his show where he cooks with grandmas?) and Alan Alda.

And Barbi Benton - She was adorable. If you have time, check out her house in Aspen. It's insane:

http://curbed.com/archives/2012/06/18/inside-barbi-bentons-bonkers-disco...

FluffKitteh's picture

HB Sarah Maclachlan, I liked your music in the 90s but have to change the channel when your animal abuse PSAs come on...

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Anita Bidet's picture

haha these two fugs were actually considered hot once

mike's picture

Happy Bday Sarah McLachlan and Alan Alda!

Whamo's picture

Mornin Anno :P

LOL @ Uvy...Indeed!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

HB Elijah Wood! He's one of those child actors who seems to have grown up right.

If my last name was Fatone, I wouldn't be a pound overweight a day in my life.

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annobanano's picture

Lol - good morning Whamo!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:45am.

Happy Birthday Barbi!!! She was so flippin cute (NSFW
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That reminds me I need to pick up some Oreos on the way home :)

Whamo's picture

Elijah Wood...He was great little child actor, too bad he's going bald and is only 5 foot nothing because he would have made a great leading man with hair and height.

Sarah McLachlan...don't know a lot a Sarah's music, not really down my alley but I do love the tune Adia, it has a beautiful hunting melody.

Alan Alda... use to love watching MASH when I was a kid, great show, great cast. You know you have a great show and the ones that last are the ones where any one of the cast can carry the show for that episode.

Happy Bday Sluts

annobanano's picture

Happy Birthday Barbi!!! She was so flippin cute (NSFW)

http://mondotopless.tumblr.com/post/31596328044/barbi-benton