FYI: Hulk Hogan Is Still Creepy
Remember when barf trickled out of your ears when your brain continuously vomited after seeing pictures of Hulk Hogan lotion-ing up his grown daughter's ass? Then remember when your soul cried itself into the fetal position after his phone rang in his sex tape and his ring tone was Brooke's song? Well, here's another nugget from Hulk Hogan that will give you the full body dry heaves. Hulk tweeted this picture of his daughter Brooke Hogan and added the caption: "Brooke's legs."
WHY?!!!!!!!!?
This sick ass exploding hot dog in a bandanna motherfucker. ("Don't you mean daughterfu..." - you "Stop right there." - me) It's one thing for Hulk Hogan to drool all over his daughter, but it's another to let everyone else know that he drools over Brooke's legs. And when Hulk drools over Brooke's legs, I don't even want to know what he does with that drool. Just like simple math, that's a place my brain never wants to go.
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I will say, when Brooke's more muscular and less chunky, her face becomes a lot more manly.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:01pm.
Here @ the D anything is possible :P Topics morph like Lindsay Lohan's face.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:08pm.
I think I know what your grandad meant. Lots of people become docs for the wrong reasons sometimes and that is awful for them and for their patients. I've met lots of docs who were not competent. Dealing with them is never easy. You feel like you want to punch a mofo.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Even if you give Hulk any kind of pass for being a misunderstood dad, one who's proud of her, has no brain cells, whatever - then you have to wonder why she seems to like it so much. Just assuming there was no incest (ugh), why would you let your DAD rub your ass and act like there's some pervo action going on.
Wonder if she was jealous of mom and now the step-mom, so the pictures are fine with her?
I'm a Dad...this is just wrong. Hulk is a sick fuck.
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So I can lotion my own ass, why can't she? Have to do so before the tanning bed! So confused
i am pretty sure that if i showed this to my dad, he'd want to punch hulk in his ugly tanned leather face.
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He totally wishes he could be her with those manlady legs and thighs, yasss... And no, I had not seen the Grulk lotioning the Brulke's ass, MK! Thanks a lot! ;p
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Dafuq?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:57pm.
And before you say, "Well her ass, pussy and tits were covered, so it's not technically a sexy pic" I say a) look at the pic again and b) ever hear of 'leg men' and fetishists? No, just no. It ain't
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My life would be so dull without the D.
WHAT UP tigger?! My favoritist commenterist on this Damn List.
lol, how did we end up from the pervy Dads to talking about how our OBGYN looks??? Mine was a farmers Daughter who has an Alpaca Farm. I guess after looking at pussies all day, you gotta bleach your brain with some kinda cuteness.
Brook's legs....look like tree stumps.
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:08pm.
My grandfather always told me that the days of being a country doc were over. He said it was becoming impossible to have real relationships with your patients and if you couldn't at least have that there wasn't much sense in it.
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My docs be cool, but I'm down here in the ATL where they can still work their Southern Charm and it doesn't come across as actual 'flirting'. It's quite an art and FASCINATING to watch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
My grandfather always told me that the days of being a country doc were over. He said it was becoming impossible to have real relationships with your patients and if you couldn't at least have that there wasn't much sense in it.
ETA- my father, uncle and aunt are all doctors.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:50pm.
Really guys? but why?? :)The studies may be tough as hell but they do pay off. Don't physicians make a lot of $? And yeah, I know it's not about the money only. The job is undoubtedly stressful. But what job isn't? ;)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Meh, I kinda think your chirruns is always gonna be your chirruns. Now granted, I don't have chirruns, but I reckon if my grown assed son needed some sunscreen on his bum, the mom in me might just put it on, I dunno.
HOWEVER, tweeting sexy pics of your daughter? No. What father WANTS their daugher to be fap material? Yes, sometimes you have to face the fact that they just are, but to actively and directly participate in that? Yeah no.
And before you say, "Well her ass, pussy and tits were covered, so it's not technically a sexy pic" I say a) look at the pic again and b) ever hear of 'leg men' and fetishists? No, just no. It ain't right.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:18pm.
Your grandad delivered you? Wow! :)
Yep, and you know what his advice to me was when I once expressed an interest in being a physician? Don't do it.
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My grandfather delivered me and my father, aunt uncle. He also gave me the very same advice.
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:18pm.
Your grandad delivered you? Wow! :)
Yep, and you know what his advice to me was when I once expressed an interest in being a physician? Don't do it.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:18pm.
Your grandad delivered you? Wow! :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I know this is beside the point entirely, but if I needed to put suntan lotion on my behind, I could do it myself. I actually never ask for help with lotion. Years of life guarding, I guess.
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Hulk looks just like his daughter in that pic!
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The creepiest part of it to me is that it appears that she didn't know he was taking the picture. Like a peeping Tom.
She gave a concert in a mall where I was shopping once. Some dude was trying to herd people into the audience. I said no thanks.
Submitted by Gobbler on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:37pm.
I had a friend in college who... had her dad, who was a gynecologist, insert a IUD into her uterus.
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In general, I thought health care workers refrained from treating family members for ethical reasons...I could be wrong. Maybe TexnDoc could help us out. I mean, was your friend's dad the only doctor in a 500 mile radius? I don't think what happened was WRONG per se, just a little odd.
I think that only occurs in certain situations. My grandfather (who was a doctor) delivered me, and I saw my grandfather and my uncle (also a doctor) growing up for pediatric care. The dermatologist I currently see is my first cousin.
Heard him on a Raido 5 interview last week... the man should not be allowed to walk free. Creepy and wierd.
he's probably been trading her out with his scuzzy friends' wives... you know, like that bubba the love sponge guy...
Submitted by The Machine on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:26pm
Lmao! :) I had to google Steven King cos I had no idea how he looked. A lil scary to say the least :P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Bet she can crack a coconut open with those legs. Still think she has man legs though.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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Yep,that's exactly what my friend told us (me and other girls) too. I still could not fathom how she was able to do that.
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My last OB/GYN looked like Stephen King. That would make it a bit easier to consider a family member making sure all my parts were still doin' alright.
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Submitted by Gobbler on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:59pm.
Of course not! She could've gone to somebody else for that but she was comfortable enough to have her dad do the procedure. I thought it was odd too and I was surprised she was open enough to tell me and other friends. If I was in her shoes I wouldn't tell anyone because of fear that people would not understand and read too much into it.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by The Machine on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:46pm.
Yep,that's exactly what my friend told us (me and other girls) too. I still could not fathom how she was able to do that.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Gobbler
I think some doctors are - depending on what they are doing. I know that E.R. doctors are not allowed to treat any family members in emergency situations because of potential emotions clouding their professional judgement, which makes perfect sense.
Not sure about other stuff.
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MOST LIKELY HE ABUSED HER SEXUALLY. THERES NO OTHER (LOGIC) EXPLANATION FOR THAT, NO MATTER HOW HARD U TRY
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:37pm.
I had a friend in college who... had her dad, who was a gynecologist, insert a IUD into her uterus.
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In general, I thought health care workers refrained from treating family members for ethical reasons...I could be wrong. Maybe TexnDoc could help us out. I mean, was your friend's dad the only doctor in a 500 mile radius? I don't think what happened was WRONG per se, just a little odd.
He is an idiot.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:56pm.
Jackoffinthebath- No fridge, no tits. Them's the rules.
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Nuff said... I'll just stick to the picture hanging on my stalker wall of you that I simulated on my cosmetic surgery software... I like those better, anyway... so much cheaper.
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Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:37pm.
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I actually don't see an issue with that. That is a professional and quite a bit different than Hogan jizzing over his daughter and marrying chicks who look just like her.
Not like your friend's OB/GYN dad went in the back and rubbed one out after he was done with the procedure. As strange as it sounds, it would probably be less uncomfortable to have a family member perform an IUD implantation procedure than a complete stranger.
Granted, I wouldn't necessarily do it, but I don't see anything wrong with it either.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:28pm.
Hey Cashew & Lucie!
Cashew -- my mom made it a point to tell me to be modest around my dad. My dad was a wonderful guy, I didn't have to worry around him, but she felt you should be modest around all men, especially male relatives.
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Dingdingdingdingding!!! I had no sisters and nobody taught me anything about girls. When my three pretty teenage cousins came to stay with us, took over my room and wore those little camisoles and panties bedclothes OH MAH GAWD!
My parents might as well have said "bam, today is the day you start being a little pervert." lmao!
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and let us not forget that time when he got a boner from looking at her while sitting next to her
i know he probably thinks he's being sweet. but to us outsiders their whole relationship looks like some internet father-daughter incest erotic short story come to life
I had a friend in college who would say we're all paranoid and overreacting over Hulk lotioning his daughter's ass cheeks and posting pics of her legs...and that's because she....*brace yourselves dlisters* had her dad, who was a gynecologist, insert a IUD into her uterus. No kidding. Thankyouverymuch.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Twattteeeee!
In my family the girls were also shy around each other.The first girl I ever changed in front of was the fried I talked about below, and it was freeing! I started being okay with changing in front of mom and other women in the family after that, like when we were getting ready for an event or something. I think I freed all of us because now it's normal. When it comes to being a lady, my mom was similar to your mom also (but I'm still mad about the shorts thing). Too bad I'm too boy crazy to adhere to many of her teachings today lol.
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Hey Cashew & Lucie!
Cashew -- my mom made it a point to tell me to be modest around my dad. My dad was a wonderful guy, I didn't have to worry around him, but she felt you should be modest around all men, especially male relatives. I always wore a robe around him and never wore anything revealing. I find the relationship between Brooke & the Hulk extremely disturbing and vaguely incestuous.
As far as Brooke's legs go, they look good for her, though they are too muscular for my tastes. I prefer a more feminine look myself.
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This adds to my laughter when I drive by Hogan's Beach and see how dead the place is.
What a sick douchecanoe.
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Hey Miss Jane,
I wasn't raised with a dad, but I remember being told to put on pants a few times when men were around, even when I was like 9 years old and it was the middle of summer, and as an adult I realize that was a bit screwy, and a girl should feel comfortable enough around male relatives to wear shorts. So maybe I see a liberal family with a dumb dad in which people are allowed to live in their bodies without there being a creep factor. But I do get your point of view about this picture, and with most dads I would think the same, but Hulk seems to me to be too clueless to know these things. I thought the lotion thing was harmless too, but I'm basing this on what I observed during their show.
I think he's creepy. As Topanga said, more than once he has been inappropriate about Brooke. Not saying he incests his daughter, but I think his boundaries are abnormal.
if it were just this tweet, I wouldn't put too much stock in it. But on top of everything else, it's weird.
I think Brooke is attractive and has a hot body. But she looks about 45 in that photo.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:50pm.
I would agree with you if this pic was in the gym or promoting his personal trainer services or went along with a different comment - "Brooke's training for a leg competition" something. But it just seems voyeuristic and creepy as it is.
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Cashew, it's just inappropriate. He can think it, say it to close friends or relatives (which would still be shocking) but you don't put that out there in public and not expect people to go nuts. It's just not done.
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I'm with PSL. I don't like bodybuilder thick type legs.
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