What In Pompadour Mullet Hell?

The universe already has one David Bowie, and when we needed another David Bowie we were given Tilda Swinton, but we don't need anymore David Bowies. January Jones needs to know this, because almost every time she goes to an award show, she looks like she fell off the side of Bowie's home planet and plummeted through the universe before landing on Earth. January Jones went to the SAG Awards last night and showed up with a hairstyle that was NO in the front, NO in the back and NO on the sides. Just NO all the way around.

To go with her fug hair, January Jones wore an equally as fug dress. I realize that IN THIS ECONOMY you sometimes have to make a SAG Awards gown out of an old French maid costume you wore two Halloweens ago, but the end product was shit. But I will give January Jones points for wearing what looks like a sheer Dickey, because Dickeys need to make a comeback.

And January wasn't the only one with jacked up hair last night. Nicole Kidman looked like a Cocker Spaniel after a blowout, Lea Michele put the final nail in ombre hair's coffin and Alec Baldwin confirmed that the cabinet under his bathroom sink is filled with nothing but boxes of Just For Men hair dye (shade: Autumn Sunrise).

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 8:11am.

Submitted by SugarBuster on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:49pm.
After looking at all the pics from Sag, I really have to wonder how many of these "hot" male actors have their own hair? They all look like Liberace
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Absolutely.....these guys aren't actors or hot because they have good hair (not most of them anyway) Hair thinning is obviously a big deal for a majority of men......the Hollywood gene pool - though exceptional in other ways is not the exception when it comes to hair loss.
These boys be pluggin' that shit.

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:43am.

Nicole is looking a little clownish...I'd still let her give me a lap dance though!

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:19pm.

That awful fake brown hair color does nothing for Alec Baldwin. For all their money and stylists, it's amazing how utterly bad some of these red-carpet types look on the big day.

His wife is pretty--she resembles (a less beautiful) Penelope Cruz.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:12pm.

I'm convinced that Nic (Tommy Girl) Kidman is on a handful of pills - daily. She has eternally shot eyeballs.

Submitted by SugarBuster on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:49pm.

After looking at all the pics from Sag, I really have to wonder how many of these "hot" male actors have their own hair? They all look like Liberace!

Submitted by KlonapinKate on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:42pm.

she is losing her hair and probably trying to do the best with what she has

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:07pm.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:40pm.

Hilaria doesn't look like a woman in her 20's, but Alec looks every bit like a man about to be 60. he looks like her father. What is that mop on his head? He's gained back all the weight he lost.

Agree. I hope he's been stressing about that hot-but-insane Montreal stalker whom he fucked and dumped (via text--just the dumping part):

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/cad_alec_dumped_me_via_text_message_V...

Submitted by mschunkyvanderslut on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:05pm.

Jfc...the 9th thumb... Idk what it is but, CUCUY!!! Shit!! Lol

Submitted by BonnieG on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:00pm.

I just read that January Jones said her hair was falling out in clumps from the over-bleaching. http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2013/01/28/january-jones-hair-blon...

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:40pm.

Hilaria doesn't look like a woman in her 20's, but Alec looks every bit like a man about to be 60. he looks like her father. What is that mop on his head? He's gained back all the weight he lost.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:39pm.

JJ is such a boring blonde. It's great that she's trying to smile and look happy, but she is not that attractive. I wonder if her son is looking more like his father Mathew Vaughn.

No wonder she won't be in the next X-Men.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:45pm.

Isn't Alec Bawrrwin's wife *supposed to* be in her 20s? Yeah.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:40pm.

I forgot all about this bitch. Awful hair, awful makeup, awful dress. Triple whammy.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:56pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:58pm.

Nicole used to be sooooo beautiful, exquisitely so. Now? HER FACE!!!! Why Nicole???? Give me one good reason why. I don't understand fuckin' wif da PURTY.
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ITA Tiger, after seeing women after woman destroy their good looks from ridiculous over the top plastic surgery I just can't understand the thought process that would make you set up an appointment and add yourself to the list of plastic surgery disasters. Do they think they will be the one person that it will actually work on? After Meg Ryan ruined her A list status beauty you'd think not a single other actress would go down that same road yet one after another they do the same thing AND the worst thing is some do it in their 20s when they are at the peak of their god given lucky good looks. I mean WTF!

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Yes, it's insane! It's like these whores get beauty greed. "Oh yeah, I know I'm cute/attractive/conventionally pretty, BUT I want to be sultry/exotic/sexy."
Look bitch, work the PURTY you got. If it's cutesie, WORK IT, If it's conventionally pretty, WORK IT (well, hell...that takes the least work which is why jelly ho's hate on them), if you attractive, WORK IT...but don't fuck with you PURTY.
Nicole Kidman used to look like she was a porceline figurine. She was soooo exquisitely beautiful that it was almost painful to look at her. Now her face is SO jacked up it IS painful to look at her.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:47pm.

Lea Michele is one of the ugliest women in Hollywood. She's someone who SHOULD be trying every plastic surgery in the book, not Nicole who used to be so appealing.

Nicole's hair shocks me even more than her face. It looks a though she has abou t6 tiny whisps of natural hair that she teases and sprays over various hair pieces in an attempt to not look as tho' she's almost totally bald. Yikes.

Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:21pm.

JJones - that's some Big Love hair right there.

And I agree Alex Baldwin's wife looks knocked up with another little soul to scream at.

Nicole - Why? Why? Why?

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:17pm.

Nicole, please stop putting that shit in yer face!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:13pm.

Submitted by heima on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:06pm.
I like JJ's hair, maybe because of the Aladdin Sane resemblance.
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Lol, ya but David was still prettier.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:11pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:58pm.

Submitted by heima on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 6:06pm.

I like JJ's hair, maybe because of the Aladdin Sane resemblance.
Nicole looks like shit, she could've just age gracefully not like this. Is there a way to un-plump plumped lips like hers?

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:59pm.

Nicole looks like a zombie. Those purplish crusty-looking lips. Naomi or Keith needs to double tap her.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:58pm.

Re: JJ, when you are a conventionally pretty girl, just be that. Don't try to be edgy or kooky or anything but. There is nothing wrong with being a conventionally pretty girl. If you gotta let your inner whore out, then show some goods, but leave the edgy, bizarre, kooky stuff to those who can actually pull it the fuck off...
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JUMPIN' JEBUS ON A POGO STICK. Nicole Kidman's FACE! Those cheek implants are HORRENDOUS! Nicole used to be sooooo beautiful, exquisitely so. Now? HER FACE!!!! Why Nicole???? Give me one good reason why. I don't understand fuckin' wif da PURTY. I mean, if you're fug, go ahead and fuck with your face. Why the fuck not? Mother Nature fucked you up the ass with no lube and didn't even call you in the morning. BUT if you was one of the lucky ho's that ended up with some PURTY, then RESPECT that shit, dammit!

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Submitted by Parablesower on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:49pm.

This is a series of pictures of people whose stylists secretly hate them. No ma'am!!

I can't wait to hear Joan Rivers get them together. They all need to accept the gift that Joan will be offering them tonight.

We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:42pm.

God, I hate her face more than her flat-line acting.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:31pm.

nicole is more fug. yikes

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:28pm.

What's up with Alex Baldwin's hair? That shit looks like a rug. Is he bald? He looks strange.

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 5:17pm.

JJones is the epitome of vanilla to me. The most interesting thing about her is her mystery baby daddy.

and she DOES look like kimmy gibbler.

alec baldwin is one of the celebrities i'd most like to punch in the face. and his wife isn't that hot. also she kinda looks pregnant.

Leah Michelle... ugh. That hair. I hate the dip dyed look... when is that trend going to die?

Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:20pm.

Hey Alec, two minutes for looking so good.

I think January Jones is stunningly beautiful. Not so much here so I'm going to enjoy pictures of her looking bad.

It's so sad to see what Nicole Kidman has done to her face.

Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:09pm.

Oh, and I wore that hairstyle once in 1984. Looking at Jones, I wish I never had listened to my sister. I must've looked ridiculous.

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Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:08pm.

January Jones... talk about making lemons out of lemonade.

She's not that attractive, nice, or talented, but because she fucked an unknown dude without protection, she's discussed daily.

I wish Ashton would've been right about her. And having to agree with Ashton is not an easy thing for me to do.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:58pm.

Yikes! There's no safe place for the eyes to land.

Kidman's dress is more tragic than her face.

Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:51pm.

January Jones looks more like Gwen Stephani circa 2004 than David Bowie.

Submitted by Girl about town on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:43pm.

I think the common thread that binds Kidman and Urban is that they are both highly preoccupied with their appearance and probably get off getting botoxed together.

PS January needs to colour them eyebrows too!

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Submitted by FluffKitteh on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:42pm.

I like Nicole, but damn her face looks frozen.

I always thought January was very plain.

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:41pm.

Holy hell, Kidman's face looks like her eyes have been swallowed up by a swelling sea of filler.

Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:40pm.

nicole continues to baffle. she's a great actress (don't front, she is. go watch "rabbit hole") so, for why why why does she continue to fuck with her face? she'll be uncastable as a human soon.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:20pm.

Kidman has a great little rack... I love it.

As opposed to hating the frost-bitten Neapolitan colored rabid beaver on Baldwin's head... stupid.

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Submitted by Irma on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:17pm.

Alec Baldwin needs to stop with that hair tinting mess now. He looks like a pudgy 12 year old.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:11pm.

January Jones has SO much to work with.....but I think she overworks it and then she completely misses the boat.

Just keep that shit simple JJ - you can do it!

Submitted by ewesocrazy on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 3:08pm.

I first saw January in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, she was so blah. I thought it was her character...then I saw her in Mad Men and she was exactly the same. Boring Betty bouffey blond blah.

Submitted by sonne on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:56pm.

Nicole Kidman's hair is really fried. Noticed it on the Jimmy Kimmel video from a few days ago. Her face goes without saying but her hair she could do something about. January Jones' hair just looks stupid.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:54pm.

Ugh!! Alec Baldwin's hair!!!

must Look away!!!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:46pm.

She kind of reminds me of one of those chickens with the fancy hairdoodledoo...

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