What In Pompadour Mullet Hell?
The universe already has one David Bowie, and when we needed another David Bowie we were given Tilda Swinton, but we don't need anymore David Bowies. January Jones needs to know this, because almost every time she goes to an award show, she looks like she fell off the side of Bowie's home planet and plummeted through the universe before landing on Earth. January Jones went to the SAG Awards last night and showed up with a hairstyle that was NO in the front, NO in the back and NO on the sides. Just NO all the way around.
To go with her fug hair, January Jones wore an equally as fug dress. I realize that IN THIS ECONOMY you sometimes have to make a SAG Awards gown out of an old French maid costume you wore two Halloweens ago, but the end product was shit. But I will give January Jones points for wearing what looks like a sheer Dickey, because Dickeys need to make a comeback.
And January wasn't the only one with jacked up hair last night. Nicole Kidman looked like a Cocker Spaniel after a blowout, Lea Michele put the final nail in ombre hair's coffin and Alec Baldwin confirmed that the cabinet under his bathroom sink is filled with nothing but boxes of Just For Men hair dye (shade: Autumn Sunrise).
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january is a creature...not a cute one...
what happened to nicole kidman...she was so lovely at one time with those glorious red curls...she is hurting my feelings...
is that a rug alec is sporting? it's hideous...
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Saw this on three girls at the bar the other night. They were all snotty fashion obsessed types, and in a bar that's a grungy concert venue. This 'do is officially over, IMO.
Once again Nicole's poor hair was toasted into submission. Plus, that ash color really does not suit her.
I have seen too many of these "reverse mullets" lately on both genders. Just NO. Really. NO.
Nicole Kidman is just scary looking anymore. One more face lift and she's going to be sporting a mohawk, FFS!!!
Lea Michele is like AnnE Hathaway JR. - not quite as annoying, but sure will be some day.
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Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:58pm.
Whenever I look at January Jones, I see Kimmie Gibbler.
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Kimmie Gibbler.....Bawahaaa Classic!!
Nicole looks all sorts of Joan Van Arky in that 9th thumb...but I'd STILL hit it.
Normally I think January is pretty by Sweet Geezuz this is NOT a looks for her, WTF is going on with the 4 different colours of hair she has?
I'll bet she has to take a peek in her panties to remember what her natural colour is.
Yikes, I must have too many ritas last night. I thought Nicole looked pretty on TV...but she didn't photograph very well.
@ ME - I hate Lea Michelle too. Poor thing might be the nicest thing ever but she has a terrible rep for being a snotty diva.
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Say no also to orange fucking lipstick.
Nicole Kidman looks like shite.
Why do female celebs wave with their index fingers and/or pinkies held up? Is this a gang sign? (see also: Jennifer Lopez)
Whenever I look at January Jones, I see Kimmie Gibbler.
If I was a nobody with a celeb spouse, I would not walk the red carpet with him. Join him at the party, sure. But I would have the self-awareness to realize that nobody is at the event to se ME.
that haircut only works if you are in a remake of Cannonball Run.
Dr. Blossom's dress is very similar to one that Kristen Stewart wore, so-meh. And she is the worst part of TBBT.
I have never seen Nicole Kidman's hair look SO terrible. Her hair stylist must hate her. Haystack is not the look.
I have seen ombre that looks good and Lea Michele's hair is not it.
Her eyebrowns are the least of her problems. And I hate to say it, but Lea looks great lately although I'm not a fan of two-tone hair.
I don't watch Glee, I barely know who Lea Michelle is but I want to pound her face into a curb, I cannot stand her ugly mug.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:51pm.
THE FUCK WITH KIDMAN?
plasticface.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:48pm.
Are you all so blinded by Nicole's hair that you haven't noticed her EYEBROWNS???
LOL, had to review. You are right. They are not good and she has smaller eyes and 40something so I wish she'd take a cue from her BF Naomi and lighten up on the eye makeup. You know I'm a big fan of hers but last night was not a good look for her.
Oh for fuck's sake. Now that ombre shit AND Lea fucking Michelle will clog my Pinterest feed for another six goddamn months.
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Hekki, LOL I was just about to post something like that about her, how annoying, you're a yoga teacher, lady. get over yourself
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THE FUCK WITH KIDMAN?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:48pm.
Are you all so blinded by Nicole's hair that you haven't noticed her EYEBROWNS???
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I can't get past the teeth that look like you could wind up and have them chatter across a desk.
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Oh, I can see that Hilaria Baldwin is another Jessica Seinfeld. Not content to sit around and spend Alec's $$$. She wants to be a star, too.
First is the yoga tape, then the lifestyle show.
"Lea Michele put the final nail in ombre hair's coffin"
amen. i honestly do think that is the worse ombre dye job i have ever seen, celebrity and non-celebrity divisions.
i'll continue my habit of ignoring this Jones person.
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Alec Baldwin's hair?!?!?!? (It's like a Trump thing?) Ok, this woman is style impaired. It's like a waste of human beauty....to be so naturally gifted with beauty and then she always tosses it away with BUTCHERED styling.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Are you all so blinded by Nicole's hair that you haven't noticed her EYEBROWNS???
January J--Orange hair, dark brows. ugh
Nicole--that hair!
Somewhere out there Robin Thicke is pitching a fit, "Bitches be stealin' my look!" lmao
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eat me tony kornheiser.
I almost didn't recognize her.
Not because of the awful hair, but because she didn't have her prop (her who's-the-daddy baby).
if only Alec Baldwin's hairdresser knows for sure, then you'd better believe he/she goes home and tells their friends when they get drunk over dinner.
he looks like a squirrels ass got decapitated and ran around looking for the nearest douche head to take up residence on. since The Donald's was already occupied by some other squirrel ass, luckily, Baldwin was nearby.
What a ridiculous stunt queen look. Nobody cares, January. Still.
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I don't mind January Jones. Sure, she's not the warmest woman, but not everyone has to be bubbly and sparkly. Also, I will hear no criticism of her performance in the X-Men sequel from anyone who hasn't first excoriated Jennifer Lawrence's performance.
That said, that's some bad hair. I think she saw Gwen Stefani in the mirror, but...no. If she wanted an Elvis type flick, she should've gone for one of those fifties style ponytails that were popular a few years back. Sure, it's completely dated, but only 80s (or 80s styles) super models can get away with what she's trying.
January, oh NOOOOO..
Alec looked like he was wearing a rug.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
Omigod Nicole, whatinthefuck?? YOUR FACE. YOUR HAIR. NO.
As Buster Poindexter would say: Not Not Not!
I guess Alec looks good but in a way he looks pretty ridiculous
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