Afternoon Crumbs
The top of Adrienne Bailon's dress looks like two dirty lace maxi-pads. Elegant Look of the Day! - Hollywood Tuna
Nothing gets between Daniel Craig and cardio, even snow - Lainey Gossip
Now some people in Australia know what KFed's piece goes through when he cums - Towleroad
Penelope Cruz's sister pulled a Murphy Brown - Celebitchy
I thought about it for a while, but yes, I'd still hit Paul Giamatti as The Rhino - The Superficial
Olivia Wilde's Dita Von Teese impersonation reminds me of that I Love Lucy episode where she played a spotlight whoring showgirl. Cool story, bro, I know - Drunken Stepfather
Topanga and Cory's daughter has been found - ICYDK
Selena Gomez is really good at pumping gas - Popoholic
I really can't wait until Taylor Swift writes a song about Diet Coke after it fucks a groupie and dumps her - Just Jared
This makes me miss Lucky Vanous - Jezebel
Elvira and Marilyn Manson's drag queen love child has a new video - OMG Blog
Pinch your taint, because your dream of seeing an old picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger munch on cooch is finally about to hit your eyes - IDLYTW
If Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire.... Yes, this might be the post that finally gets me to admit that I've had too much Internet - The Berry
Amy Poehler is writing a picture book - The Frisky
The most boring threesome ever. That bear agrees. - Popsugar
Russell Brand is the Norma Rae of the yoga world - Videogum
Rick Ross isn't paranoid at all - Moe Jackson
I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian is having twins and she's carrying one in each thigh - Moe Jackson
How many times do you think Jude Law has fapped into that giant Prince Charles Pez dispenser? - Cityrag
The Velvet Painting Awards: Prince on Billboard - Hollywood Rag
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We LOVE the way that Daniel Craig - and all other gorgeous Hollywood homosexuals - are always careful to release posed photos of themselves ALWAYS with a stinkfish!
on my phone, her dress looked like it was made of raw bacon strips
I hate bright red/blue/orange/pink lace. It looks so Fredrick's of Hollywood tacky. They should only make lace in off-white and black.
Lordy, that nose contour is a train wreck. This chick's face must be flat as a plate under all that slap for her to go so hard on the shapin'.
Saltydog, those two wet towels in the picture are what happened to Emma. Sometimes I think she looks pretty but other times she's a bit alien-like and plain. I think the photographer is questionable if all three look that terrible.
The strap at the top of Adrienne's dress, with the corner sticking out, looks velcroed and unfinished! haute gauche-ure? (but what do I know?) If it weren't for the boob exposure, I'd have noticed sooner... ;)
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It's going to be so much fun watching Kim get fat! She's a gainer, all right, just as I expected. The only unfortunate thing about it is that she will probably do like most mothers and lose the weight after the spawn is birthed. :( But the hugely fat photos are gonna be great!
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 8:02pm.
Emma Stone looks 45!!!!
First thing I thought was that she looks like their mother. The most disturbing threesome ever would be more like it.
I watched that utterly mediocre and pointless "Amazing Spiderman" shit the other day: did they really expect anyone to believe that ANY group of dudes - even "dorks" - would stand staring at Emma Stone with their jaws dropped? Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
WTF happened to Emma Stone? I was at the drug store and they had a huge Revelon display with like for pics of her and her lips looked done and she looked very pinched and almost Kidman like between the eyes and nose. I REALLY hope that and this cover are photshops disasters and she's not getting botox and fillers at her age.
Also I find it skeevy that she's lik 23 and they're pairing her up with Sean Penn and Ryan Gosling in that stupid gangster movie and now two 40 something dudes on this cover. Sort of like Jennifer Lawrence and B Coop in Silver Linings.
Can I confess that I have no idea who Rick Ross is and whether or not he and Slick Rick are the same person. I feel like it is one of those situations where rappers talk about them all the time and reference them but I just don't know who he is.
mmmm mmm on that Diet Coke hunk jizz commercial. ;p
Ditto on the VF cover. zzzzZZZzzz
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Kim the cow.... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Kim's face is noticeably fuller here and in some other recent pics I've had the misfortune of seeing, even more so. Is it sad that I cannot wait for her to explode? I'm thinking Jessica Simpson league but part of me knows (and is disappointed) that she is too vain to let it all go completely to hell.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 8:18pm.
I think these rumors are true. Good actors, both, but Rachel always struck me as a bitch (she is gorgeous though) and Daniel comes across as arrogant.
Anyway, their marriage seemingly came out of nowhere. It'll flame out and they'll be divorced by next year, trust.
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Oh, probably. He left his spouse of over 11 years or something for Rachel when they got it on during filming. And I agree, she sure is lovely to look at. If he didn't look like he's on the verge of the trots usually when I see pics of him, he'd be alright as well.
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 8:12pm.
I've been hearing some stories from folks at the awards shows (not GG though) about what a put offish dick Daniel Craig has been there. (and his wife isn't too much better)
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I think these rumors are true. Good actors, both, but Rachel always struck me as a bitch (she is gorgeous though) and Daniel comes across as arrogant.
Anyway, their marriage seemingly came out of nowhere. It'll flame out and they'll be divorced by next year, trust.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Russell Brand: still a douche.
Emma Stone: looks old.
Olivia Wilde: stop trying so hard.
Kim Fatrashian: No.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I've been hearing some stories from folks at the awards shows (not GG though) about what a put offish dick Daniel Craig has been there. (and his wife isn't too much better)
Haha "the most boring threesone ever". I can't say I've ever done a threesome, but somehow I think it might be boring in a way. I want to focus all my energy and skillz on one bitch at a time! lol.
Emma Stone looks 45!!!!
NO EMMA!!!!!
What the hell happened to Emma Stone's face?
Love Amy P, can't wait for her book. I also really like her YouTube series, great advice for younger gals.
Kim's h i p s are the only thing showing she's
actually pregnant.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Kim K looks the same as always. Doesn't look pregnant to me. But then again, maybe she announced it the minute she found out.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That poor girl looks like a 40 year old off-off-off-OFF Broadway matinee player.
No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I don't buy it for a second. I do buy that she's had her lips replumped recently. The lower half of her face is starting to look very odd, even for her.
Easy on the greasepaint, honey, this ain't Broadway.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:22pm.
not that armpits are pretty, but something is growing in hers.
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I think that's her vagina! Lol
Kim Lardasshole, as always, is as wide as the back end of a fucking bus. Shouldn't she be "showing" by now? Or did they announce the "pregnancy" five seconds after the artificial insemination took place?
There is never a need for this much makeup on a woman, whoever the fuck this thing is. It is astonishing who and what passes for "celebrity".
I have no idea who Adrienne Bailon is, but she looks like she'd dance at some off-strip topless show in Vegas.
I think her boobs might be the only real thing in this pic.
I was gonna say that she should fire her stylist and her make-up artist for that bad contour/shade job on her nose, but she probably did it all by herself or had a relative or friend help, because she's probably still living off her Keeping up with the Kardashians checks.
Nice fake eyelashes on the gal pictured.
edit: not that armpits are pretty, but something is growing in hers.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 5:48pm.
tongue punch her Bailon knot
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Lol!
Um....I thought that chick in the picture was Bristol Palin :-O.
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"Do I have to chop off my legs, install hard cutlets into my chest and learn Elvish in order to get some hot dick?"-MK
That Adele Mrs Doubtfire thing is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks and I've no idea why!
Kunt Kuntdashian shouldn't ever be anyone's mother. God I fucking hate that cunt.
Raul would still tongue punch her Bailon knot.
http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk
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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.
Jesus, that trick has been contoured and highlighted to death. She looks exactly like every other whore in Hwood.
Why they chose to contour her face with Cover Girl bronzer from the Queen collection in shade ebony is beyond me. Pretty girl- extra dramatic makeup in the wrong colors.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silvered
That may be a boring threesome, but I'd sure as hell like to be in Emma's place.
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Okay, how did Cory and Topanga have a Hispanic daughter? That little girl looks nothing like either one of them. Sure, Corey had brown hair and brown eyes, but neither one of them looks Hispanic.
While I like his acting anyone that finds Paul Giamatti even remotely attractive needd help, the dude is all sorts of fug.
Amy Poehler might not be a knockout but I do think she's pretty, perhaps more so a few years ago but pretty just the same.
I dont know who the hell THIS skank is.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hekki, KK has that pursed lips/joker/cat lady face going all the time now.....
How does this Baillon chick get invited places?
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Kim Kardashian is largening up already. And her lips are pregnant, too.
God, I hate that slag.
WTH is going on with her left titty bag? The darn thing looks like a loaf of bread.
"two dirty lace maxi-pads"
THIS is why I can't ever stay away from this place.