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Tom Selleck (68)
Isabel Lucas (28)
Adam Lambert (31)
Jonny Lang (32)
Jason James Richter (33)
Andrew Keegan (34)
Sara Gilbert (38)
Kelly Packard (38)
Heather Graham (43)
Edward Burns (45)
Greg Louganis (53)
Oprah Winfrey (59)
Tommy Ramone (61)
Ann Jillian (63)
Katharine Ross (69)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:02pm.

Nice legs. I see he didn't skip squat day like many guys do these days.

Submitted by TyInTenn on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:16pm.

HB Jonny Lang - one beautiful young man - pure sex and soul.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:35pm.

I wonder if Mangnum and his manservant.......

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 5:26pm.

Happy Birthday to all the sluts and hunks born today. ☺☺

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Submitted by Just_Chris on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 4:58pm.

Nice! Tom Selleck on Battle of the Network Stars. That was classic TV. :D

Submitted by elanenergy on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 4:17pm.

Tom Selleck and Oprah have the same birthday. Frowning. I hate both these media loser whores and I hope they both take their guns and move to ... the North Korean camps where Blohan will be there new Circle from Hell Agent. Wouldn't that be pleasant.
Sorry. Rant over.

(Sorry to anyone who has to share a birthday with these two.)

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 4:08pm.

Homosexual Tom Selleck is said to suffer from 'tinymeat'.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:25pm.

HB Katherine Ross. She was absolutely incandescent in "The Graduate" and "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:21pm.

Happy birthday fondles to Greg Louganis!!!

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 1:54pm.

Tom is such a wooden actor. So glad he didn't get Indiana Jones

Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 1:39pm.

He's ten years older than my own dad but I still would. Gorgeous, gorgeous man. Happy birthday, fellow Aquarian.

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 1:18pm.

YAY! Chest hair!!!!

*saves pic as wallpaper, spends some quality time with it*

HB to Tom Selleck, Adam Lambert and Katharine Ross, whose hawt husband also has teh chest hairz and happens to be my boyfriend too.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:42pm.

Tom Selleck is like Sam Elliott. Those two just never lose the hot.

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Don't you never, ever, pull my lever
Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load

Submitted by softness1 on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:40pm.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! TOM SELLECK!!! His fucking whole being was sooooo goddamn hot.. look at his body!!! Fuck me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:30pm.

K. Ross was also in "Valley of the Dolls." She is soooo pretty. Was there ever any bad press or drama about Tom Selleck? I don't recall anything. Always struck me as classy.

Sarah Smile

Submitted by Skye10 on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:27pm.

Happy Birthday to Queen O and the rest of the birthday babies. :)

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:00pm.
LOL! reminds me of Sally from When Harry meets Sally. You know the scene:)

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:00pm.

Tom Selleck. Yes yes yes yes YES MA'AM! Oh fuck yes! All the time, anywhere, 30 years ago or today. All of it. Every inch yes. Hallelujah! Amen. A man!

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyDZaR6v9tU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:57am.

Happy Birthday to all the sloots listed today. The ghey runs deep with this crew and I'M LOOKING AT YOU TOM SELLECK.

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:29am.

HB Adam Lambert!!!!!

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:17am.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:16am.
He is all that is man
Submitted by ethang on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:37am.
Now, that is a man
Yes he is. Take note young men.

HB to Sara Gilbert and 2 hotties: Ann Jillian and Katherine Ross.

Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:49am.

HB to "ELAAAAIIINNNE" (Katharine Ross)!

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:36am.

Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:30am.

My band-a million years ago-got to warm up for the Ramon
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LOL That's AWESOME!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:36am.

I love hairy chests, and Tom's looks spectacular there. Surprisingly, though, he's never made my lady bits tingle. Now Katherine Ross' hubby, Sam Elliott, now he makes my lady bits tingle a lot. Lucky bitch, HB to her.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:30am.

My band-a million years ago-got to warm up for the Ramones, a HUGE thrill, and my hearing has not been the same ever since.
Happy Birthday Tommy!

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:17am.

Happy birthday Tom and Mr Johnny Lang (from Fargo).

Submitted by lynniepoo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:43am.

Cheers to Tom Selleck, one of the best hairy chests in the business!

Submitted by ethang on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:37am.

Now, that is a man.

Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:36am.

I still crush on Tom Selleck, loved him as Magnum, still yummy at 68!!

Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:33am.

Happy B-Day Tom Selleck. Fuck, that moustache alone has more testosterone than ba-buttons. He's so likable that if he came out of the closet I don't think it would affect his career one bit.

Happy B-Day Sara Gilbert! I like this girl, she genuinely makes me laugh. I like Sara Silverman too but SG could school her on how to be irreverent without being obnoxious.

Happy B-Day Tommy Ramone!! Lacking any musical talent whatsoever, ba-buttons has great admiration for The Ramones. Their cover of the 'Spiderman' cartoon theme son was GOLD!!!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:27am.

HB Tommy - love me some Ramones!! Think the first year I saw them was 1981 so Marky already replaced Tommy on the drums at that point.

And "The Graduate" - a favorite for sure. God, that scene where Dustin takes her to the strip club? So hostile of him!!!! Happy Birthday Katharine!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:16am.

He is all that is man.

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:00am.

Loved the drama between Katharine Ross and Anne Bancroft in "The Graduate". The scene where mother knew she had lost daughter's love forever. And the finale "It's too late Elaine! It's too late!"
-"Not for me, mother!"

Jeez, 69.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 8:54am.

Tom Selleck...I always wanted his Ferrari

Jonny Lang...I'm surprised he's not a bigger star, dude can PLAY and he has the looks, this is EXCATLY why I hate the GLEEs and the AIs of the world, it's changed music to a vapid commodity and talent need not apply.

Heather Graham...LOVE roller girl and at 43 she is still HOT HOT HOT

Edward Burns...good actor great director

Greg Louganis....oooouch!

Tommy Ramone...Ramones RULED, straight forward three chord punk and Tommy bangin the skins, gotta love it.

Hey ho, let's go
Hey ho, let's go

They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds

The Blitzkrieg Bop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYh1lRR1m6Y

Happy Bday Sluts