Open Post: Hosted By Katharine McPhee's Lazy, Side-Eye Throwing, Proud Nudist Chihuahua
Here's Katherine McPhee's chihuahua Larry taking her for a walk on the NYC set of my favorite shit show to hate watch Smash the other day.
Larry's wrinkly fupa is hanging out, rain is falling on his head, he's pushing out a multi-layer butt burp into Katherine's hands and he couldn't give one fuck about any of it. Larry McPhee is my favorite McPhee. And why in the hell doesn't Katherine McPhee get yelled at when she takes her dog out without a sweater on? One time in NYC, I took my chihuahua to piss and it was probably 50 or 60 degrees out. Just as my dog started taking a caca on the sidewalk, some crazy ass bitch ran up to me and asked me why he didn't have a sweater on. She told me he was going to freeze to death. Yes, that makes sense, because my chihuahua's ancestors of a thousand years ago got through winter by wearing knit sweaters from PetSmart.
It didn't bother me that she was basically calling me a bad dog owner for not putting a sweater on my chihuahua for a 5-minute shit break, but it did bother me that she was telling me off while my dog was trying to drop a butt nugget. RUDE! Some hos have no consideration for a dog's special moment with the flat concrete toilet known as the sidewalk. Another time, my dog was concentrating hard during #2 times and some chick comes up to us and is like, "He's so cute! Can I pet him?!" Yes, bitch, you can pet him while he squats as long as I can come to your house later and pet you while you're trying to relieve your bowels.
When that bitch came at me for not putting a sweater on my dog, I should've come at her for not letting him poop in peace.
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AC, I read your post last night, but was worried (still am) about my kiddo, and didnt know how to respond to your news. But know that you can ALWAYS vent here. Dlisted has some of the nicest and most compassionate posters you can find on the net. I m sending you hugs and prayers, and hope you guys will find a treatment that will keep you painfree or even cure this horrible disease. XOXO. If you still have my email, feel free to email me any time. Is yours still the same? Take care, and please keep us updated!!
Submitted by AtomicCity on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:14am.
{{{{hug}}}}
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Hey ladies, I just checked back in. I ended up going to sleep after I took my evening meds. I really appreciate the positive thoughts. And Diamond may not know it yet, but I may take up room and board with her. I'd much rather be a stoner than effed up on morphine and oxy's for the rest of my life.
This is going to be really long, but since it's the end of the post and most posters have moved on to others posts, I'm going to post it anyway, it's cathartic for me.
It really helps getting positive feedback,you have NO idea how much it means to me that people that I don't even know IRL offer such nice words. Like when Mr. AC just held me while I cried and cried--generally that's a husband's job, but he's a tough Jersey guy--and he cried too, and that meant the world to me.
It's literally ruining my life. I spent years in college studying cognitive abilities in idividuals whose brain had atrophied to non-use (commonly known as feral children who didn't speak, though I hate that term). I devoted my life to studying the biological makeup of the brain and now I'm faced with something that I have no clue what it is other than there's no cure, it'll get worse as I age (I'm not even 33!) and the drs just have to try different treatment options until they find one that works. Right now we're choosing between a radiation-type treatment and a surgery that cuts away part of my skull behind my ear and they remove the enlarged, inflamed vessel, replace it with another and place a buffer (kind of like a cheap makeup applicator) between the vein and the branch of nerves that are causing all of the trouble.
As of right now, I never know when it will strike, the wind could blow, my hair can bruch up against it, gently washing my face and the next thing I know I'm in the fetal position, bawling regardless of where I am. I can tell it's going to be bad if my left eye won't open, the nerves above and below my eye feel as if my eye socket has been shattered and my face and teeth goes numb. Most episodes last on a couple of minutes, hours at the most, I've had some last several days.
I've had every epilepsy med known to man (though it's not epilepsy-related) and so far Tegretol has helped the best, but once there's a full-blown attack that lasts for days s regimen of hard-core pain-killers such as oxycontin, dilaudid and morphine are my only options...which I do NOT want to be on for the rest of my life.
When it first came into question whether or not this was the actual diagnosis, the nurse took me to the side and said that until we had a confirmed dignosis, "DO NOT GOOGLE TN", which I said I wouldn't, but did as soon as I got to my car. My guess for her saying that is that is that Trigeminal Neuralgia is commonly referred to the "suicide disease" due to the intense pain and so-far a lck of permanent cure.
I'm sorry this was so long, but again, my hopes are that no one is actually reading sinve it was posted long ago and I just needed to get it out. Maybe I'll start an online anonymous diary. I have a have a lambskin, but there's something about being out in the owrld face-less where people can post questions. It would definitely free up space here. For those of you sending well-wishes from the bottom of my heart. I wish you and you family love and prosperity, actually I hope that for all of you.
@Whamo "No kidding eh! I love crappie, good eats too!:D"
Yes sir it is indeed. Fried (corn meal) of course:)
BamBam, I just watched the Kid President.
OMG, what a fantastic and uplifting video.
The little boy is ADORABLE!!!! and not much cuter than a darling little boy in a suit! Thanks!!!!!
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:31pm.
Hey all. And now a message from the president...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o
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well, that was refreshing.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
WR - hope it's not too late -
* hands over a plate of sliced duck with a lovely sauce, and a side salad of mixed greens, with a glass of wine*
i got distracted for a while by the Whitney conversation - did i tell you my step-brother was in charge of Whitney's come back at Arista back in the day? Yes yes y'all, I am a mere degree of separation from Clive Davis! That stuff is scary.
I'm off to bed, or rather to watch a French movie until sleep overtakes...
Good night!
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evening Within, TR, CIJ, Atomic!
@T.R. -- shared viewing of movies, documentaries, tv shows that emphasize the lesson you are trying to teach, maybe will help start a discussion? i dunno, never had one *thinks about renewing my religious beliefs for the specific purpose of thanking some deity for the blessing of never having to raise a teenager* good luck!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
TR, mmm the sauce sounds delicious. Try a honey-garlic recipe next time, it'll give it a bit of moisture. *mouth waters* I went to a talk this evening so all I had were appetizers, can you tell??? *Eyes your seared duck*
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Atomic, good lord! That's a lot to have to think about. THe only thing that comes to mind (because I love to give useless advice, I know it) is to try to stay as calm and "un-inflamed" as possible.
Yeah, I know - with that and some bacon you could make bacon and eggs, if you had eggs :( sorry.
I am glad you caught it sooner rather than later.
WR - the duck itself was rather disappointing - the flavor really reminds me of liver! I bathed it in beds of ice and then salt for 25 minutes each time, rendered all the fat from the skin, then finished it in the oven - nonetheless, the flavor is less than satisfactory.
the sauce i made from the pan drippings is divine, however.
silver lining cookbook, eh?
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Atomic: medical marijuana almost passed in AR this last election. It's too bad it didn't because you would be just one state away. I do not blame you for considering moving. As you already know, the amount of painkillers it takes to dull the pain causes massive side effects. I hope you find a combination of treatments that keeps you mostly pain-free. It's too bad you have to arrange your life around something so debilitating and random. It's not fair. :(
Hey all. And now a message from the president...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o
g'nite!
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Atomic, no meth missy. You have plenty of choices, I didn't know there were so many! http://medicalmarijuana.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=000881
Or go to Vancouver. It's legal there too. DiamondDogs or Daniee, can you hook someone up? ;p
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TR, knew you couldn't resist. ha You are making me hungry with all the seared duck talk TR! Btw, you know we have your back. Where is Foxxy? I keep wanting to call that site dreaming dragon, Mike set me right the other day, lolol
@IrishFury, Don't you worry about the rest of us toiling away in the middle of winter, YOU have a GREAT time! Kidding, have an awesome vacay!!
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Thanks, Withy! Unfortunately here in Tennessee, the cure-all is WhitE LIghtnin' (or meth), and I can't imagine that would help much of anything.
Medicinal card, here I come!
AtomicCity, sorry to hear that. Medicinal pot should be legal EVERYWHERE for this purpose! That is good news you can relocate, you should have a much easier time getting treatment, whatever that may be. Brownies or not. Being an athlete, I imagine you are keeping active in other ways too. Hang in there AC.
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Thanks, CJ. I too thought it was a toothache, sinus problems, etc. I went to an ENT who noticed a tumor and sent me to my neurologist where I had every CT, MRI, PET (from a previous issue) and finally several of them confirmed my dianosis. Aside from the pain on the left side of my face, I initially went to my neurologist because my face was numb on one side, I was losing eyesight, etc. I was terrified it was MS or even a stroke (there were a million other issues).
They hoped some epilepsy meds and therapy would help, but my last visit showed that a cyst is wrapping around the nerves, on top on the inflamation that's already causing thE initial symptoms.
CJ, I appreciate your sincere concern. Thank you, doll.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:16pm.
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LOL at sleuthy IF.
Whamo said he caught the flu in Chitown too. Didn't take your advice, I don't think. The Caribbean is w
here it's at this time of year, right? ;p
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Hey All:
Whamo - you fisherman always wantin' to pan sear somebo..., I mean somethin'!
Hey WR!! the duck is cooking as I tyoe! O me of litle will!!! I blame Martha Stewart for this one.
UBF - thanks for the advice. in two more days I will be coaching him at school so by then we will have to talk....grrr.....
I'd go into ti in detail but i don't want to have it thrown back in my face later by you know who, with a heaping dose of racism on top. THen you'll be reading about us in the Dreamin' Demon...
also, UBF - best of luck with this mystery - the mysteries are the worst! I am not sure how old this boy is or what the problem was before, and totally respect it if you don't want to talk about it here, but if I can offer anything useful I'd be glad to.
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Atomic City: Do you have TN? OMG, I'm so sorry. My doctor thought I might have that because I started having terrible, blinding pain on one side of my head. Oh, it was horrible. Luckily, it turned out that I had a bad filling and needed a root canal. Are you sure that you have it? I know that there are some therapies that have been developed to help people who suffer from it. Good luck to you. (())
Thanks WR, but believe me, I've been given just about all of the info out there. I was orinally put on a med regimen but it's not responding like the drs hoped--in fact a cyst has grown around the brain stem nerve tree. The next course of action sounds terrifying and I just wanted to know if anyone elSe has gone through it.
I've already survived (unrelated) radiation, countless surgeries and now a pretty invasive surgery on my brain...all before I turn 33.
I've lived fairly healthily, was a competitive athlete and did everything I thought I was supposed to do. And I now I get dianosed with a disease affectionately known as, "the suicide disease"?
I'm relocating to one of medicinal states and stocking up on pot brownies. I'd much rather do that than they're combo of percs and morphine.
Thanks, WR, I appreciate it.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:16pm.
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LOL at sleuthy IF.
Whamo said he caught the flu in Chitown too. Didn't take your advice, I don't think. The Caribbean is where it's at this time of year, right? ;p
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UBF, I didn't catch what happened to your kid but good thoughts and vibes for him. Hope he's ok.
@AtomicCity, have you looked up any info online? www.mayoclinic.com/health/trigeminal-neuralgia/DS00446
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Submitted by Virgin Queen on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:30pm.
Uh-oh... Whamo. are you my grandfather?! I've never heard anyone else actually say "good eatin'" and he was nearly 100. Irish Fury will be sooo disappointed.
*furiously persuing leads, sources and confidential informants*
However, wasn't it that crab-infested Dog who said it about her grandfather?
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:13pm.
We dont quite know what it is, could be just a cyst, but we had an Ultrasound done and are waiting to hear back from our Doc. Obviously I am worried, but I m trying not to think about it too much.
Oh, bummer. Hate waiting for results. I hope it's something benign. Best to you both.
@que cochina
We have to wait til Friday to get the results. Some of you may know he had to have one of his testicles removed two years ago. Well, now he has some kind of lump on the testicle he has left. We dont quite know what it is, could be just a cyst, but we had an Ultrasound done and are waiting to hear back from our Doc. Obviously I am worried, but I m trying not to think about it too much.
Hi TR! By the third day he'll likely have forgotten what caused the tiff. Is he clear on what caused the problem? And yes, 7 is too late for duck. ;p How are you?
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UBF - forgive me if I missed it but how is your kid doing?
This is completely unrelated to any convos being discussed, but I know the D readers offer a wealth of knowledge when it comes to health-related issues. My question is has anyone either heard of, or had any experience with Trigeminal Neuralgia? I won't go into a long diatribe unless asked. I was just curious, confused and frightened.
Whamo, didn't know you brought the Chicago flu with ya! Hopefully it's not the real nasty one. Passing on the great advice people gave here, lemon ginger, honey, tea, and mucho vitamins! That'll get you in good shape, in no time. Just don't fall through the ice with your shirt off now, lol
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@ VQ....LMAO, that's funny, it's nice to know some ladies still like an outdoors man...shirtless or otherwise.
Whamo, the much younger dude I'm seeing has re-introduced me to fishing. Last summer while he was "courting" me he would send pictures of each day's catch. He was shirtless in every shot; I can't remember anything about the fish...
@ TR...it's never too late to pan sear a teenager!
TR, i would give it two more days. That should be long enough to crack him.
@ VQ....lol..ah grampas you gotta love em.
We kids grew up fishing but I kept at it and have been fishing my whole life. I think I'm up to about 11 rods and 7 reels.
hey peoples:
questions:
1) when there is nothing left to do but give a teenager the silent treatment , so as to avoid wringing his neck- how long should you continue? i'm on day two...
2) is it worth is to pan sear a duck breast at 7 PM?
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Some teenagers LIKE when you do silent treatment. My daughter tells me now it was like a reprieve from my nagging Jewish mother guilt trip. All in all do the silent treatment for your own sanity , but then talk, lay it on the line.
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:30pm.
Uh-oh... Whamo. are you my grandfather?! I've never heard anyone else actually say "good eatin'"
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LMAO..hey fishing and fishing terms are timeless:p
@ Reason....hey there, ya it's pretty much all ice fishing inland right now that's if the lakes are safe enough. Until the last snap it been iffy but an hour or two up north us pretty safe.
I brought a flu bug back from my trip:(
Huh, Whamo-- I didn't know that. Must have been my grandfather not wanting me to say anything that sounded like a bad word when I was little!
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 9:23pm.
There's a fish called a "Crappie"? There really is?!?!?!?!
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HAHAHA! Sorry to break it to you, but I've only heard it pronounced "kroppie," not what you were probably expecting!
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Lol Actually VQ they ARE called and spelt Crappie
VQ and Whamfish, I'm going with pronouncing it how it looks and that is the most awesome animal name ever, right after warthog.
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Uh-oh... Whamo. are you my grandfather?! I've never heard anyone else actually say "good eatin'" and he was nearly 100. Irish Fury will be sooo disappointed.
Whamo, the only fishing you can do now is ice fishing, no? How you doing? Everything back to normal after your trip?
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@ Doggie...lol, ya they are a lot like sunfish but with a different colour scheme. Like sunfish they never get too big, only a pound, pound and a half but they are fun to catch when you use ultra light gear.